Sitting cross-legged floating in the air, Lum looks down at Ataru. "Darling...What are you doing?" Sniggering, Ataru turns the page of a girly magazine. Stepping lightly onto the ground, she lays down next to Ataru. "Darling...?" Glancing at Lum, he sighs. "Lum, go bother someone else" Jumping up, Lum growls. "Darling!" Zapping him with electricity, she jumps up and storms off. Turning back to the magazine, Ataru continues ogling the pictures.
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Home is where the heart is #1
A Urusei Yatsura Fan Fiction
By Anime Onie
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Stepping into the kitchen, Lum tilts her head and sniffs. "Okaa-san, it smells nice" Turning, Mrs. Moroboshi Smiles faintly. "Well, I'm glad someone appreciates what I do" turning back to the stove, Mrs. Moroboshi sighs. "But I slave all day everyday and the rewards are measly. But NOW!" turning cranky, Mrs. Moroboshi starts to bang around the kitchen. "But now that baka is bringing his friends around and I have to cook for all THEM!" Turning to face Lum, Mrs. Moroboshi clasps her hands together and lowers her head. "I never should have had him!" A thud erupts from upstairs. "O...OKAA-SAN!!!" Turning back to the stove, Mrs. Moroboshi continues slaving away. Smiling faintly, Lum quietly tip toes away. Floating out to the back, Lum sits mid air and sighs. "Lum Chan! Lum Chan!" Grasping at the air, Ten slowly makes his way over to Lum. "Lum Chan! What's the matter?" Lum sighs again. "Ten. I was thinking I should go home for a visit" Ten lets out a squeal and rolls over. Stopping mid celebration, Ten floats down to Lum's eye level. "Why are you so sad then?" Hunching over, Lum looks at the grass. "I don't want to leave Darling. I know that if I go away, Darling will get into some sort of girl trouble..." Ten scoffs. "Lum, isn't it about time you left that looser?" Lum shakes her head slowly. "Darling...I could never leave my Darling!" Looking up at Ten, Lum smiles. "Do you think Darling would come with me?" Ten looses his concentration and crashes into the ground. "L...Lum! You can't be serious! If you take that Baka to Planet Urusei... well, there'll be a lot of trouble!" Lum giggles and tilts her head. "Ten Chan, Darling has been home before. Although it wasn't for long, he did cause a lot of trouble" Ten shakes his head sadly. "Lum, You're one weird Oni!" Looking at Ten with her blue eyes, Lum claps her hands. Jumping up, she laughs excitedly. "I'm gonna go tell Darling!" Watching Lum fly off, Ten Chan sighs. "There's gonna be a lot trouble soon..."
Hoping over the railings daintily, Lum peers into Ataru's room. Seeing no one there, Lum rushes in. "Darling! Darling, where are you?" Looking around feverently, Lum starts to get mad. "Darling! If you don't come out, I'll blast you out!" raising her finger, a lightning bolt appears. "Darling! I'll count to 3!" Peering through the crack of the door, Mr. Moroboshi gasps nervously. Rushing in, he throws him self at Lum's feet. "L... Lum! Please don't wreck my house anymore! I'm still paying for it!!!" Looking down curiously, Lum drops her hand. Silently, she turns her back and strides over to Ataru's closet flinging it open, Lum starts pushing aside clothes and other such things. Sighing with relief, Mr. Moroboshi exits his son's room. Giving up on the closet, Lum glances around the room. "Darling...?" seeing no where else that Ataru could hide, Lum flies out the window. "Darling? Darling?" Flying away from the Moroboshi house, Lum starts to search the city.
Arriving at the Moroboshi house, the boys who love Lum group look up to the sky, only to see Lum flying out from the window. Letting out a cry, the boys start waving their arms. "Lum! Lum! Lum!"
Peering out from the alleyway, Ataru makes sure the coast is clear before stepping out. Laughing, Ataru swaggers down the road. Seeing a pretty woman emerge from a shop, Ataru makes a beeline for her. "Phone number? How about a date?" Slapping Ataru away, the woman quickly makes her escape. Seeing this from above, Lum sighs with disappointment. "Oh Darling..." Continuing his Girl hunt, Ataru peers into the window of a women's boutique. Smiling lecherously, Ataru starts drooling. Seeing a pervert at their window, the women inside start screaming. "Pervert!" Holding up his notebook, Ataru grins. "Phone Number? Date?" Rushing out, a sales women lashes out at Ataru with a broom. "Ew! get away! Shoo!" Narrowly escaping the beating of his life, Ataru leans against a wall and takes a breath. Standing up straight, Ataru raises a fisted hand to his chest. "I won't give up!" Laughing, Ataru runs off eagerly.
Frowning, Lum rolls onto her stomach and looks down at Ataru. "Darling no Baka!" Pointing her finger, Lum fires off a round of lightning bolts.
Being zapped numerous times by lightning, Ataru instantly looks to the sky. "LUM! what are you doing!" Dropping down lightly, Lum stands before him. "Darling..." Ataru turns away from her. "Darling!" jumping at him, Lum wraps her arms around Ataru and zaps him again. Lifting him up into the air, Lum flies off home. "Darling! tonight, we leave for Planet Urusei. You're coming with me!" Lum informs Ataru excitedly. Exhausted from all the electricity, Ataru can only moan from annoyance.
"NANI???" Jumping up in union, the boys who love Lum group glare at Ataru. Turning to Lum, Megane takes control of the situation. "L...Lum, you mean you're taking that Baka to your planet while you visit your family?" Lum beams and nods. "Hai! Darling and I are taking a vacation!" Megane shakes his head pitifully. Ataru jumps up and glares at everyone at the table. "Lum's going home, and I'm staying here! no one can make me change my mind!" dropping to a sitting position, Ataru pouts angrily. Temper flaring, Lum grabs onto his arm. "Darling!" zapping him, Lum can see the expression of the people around her. letting go of Ataru, Lum's eyes waver. "D...Darling..." Letting out a wail, Lum starts to cry. Jumping up, Megane leads the attack against Ataru. Kicking and punching him, Megane growls at Ataru. "You dare to make Lum cry? You'll apologize and take this trip with her. and you'll bring her back too!" Wounded in body and pride, Ataru repents. standing up, Lum smiles evilly. "Darling! I knew you'd agree" Bearing her teeth, Lum laughs. hearing a knock at the door, Mrs. Moroboshi gets up wearily. Returning from the door, Mrs. Moroboshi is followed by Sakura Cherry and Ran. Picking up the remains of dinner and the dishes, Mrs. Moroboshi returns to her prison in the kitchen. Looking around at the familiar scene, Sakura sensei sighs and sits down. Cherry starts scavenging at the remains of their dinner. "Oji San!" Sakura slaps Cherry and forces him to sit normally. Leering, Ataru slides up close to Ran. "Darling!" Ran flutters her eyelashes. "R...Ran chan!" snuggling into her lap, Ataru grins slyly. Frustrated, Lum strides over to the pair and grabs Ataru by his shirt. pulling him onto her lap, Lum sneers at Ran. sensing the tension, Sakura clears her throat. "Ahem! I heard you and Lum san are going to Planet Urusei..."
"That path is bad luck" Cherry interrupts. Forming a sign with his hands, Cherry sighs. "Such is fate" Jumping up, Ataru lashes out at Cherry. "You deranged old monk! is that all you can say!" Cherry looks up at Ataru's twisted face. "your face is full of bad luck!" he announces. Ataru glares at Cherry, his temper boiling overtime. Flying out the window, Cherry closes his eyes prophetically. "Such is fate"
Turning her attentions back to Ataru and Lum, Sakura flicks her hair behind her. "Lum San, I fear that bad luck will come of this trip" Lum frowns. "What is so bad about taking Darling home?" Standing up defensively, Lum clenches her fists. Smiling falsely at Lum, Ran stands up. "Lum Chan, you can always leave Darling here with me" "No" Lum states blankly. Crawling over to Ran like a worm, Ataru sniggers. "Ran Chan, I wanna stay here with you!" Ran bears her teeth at Lum. "Dar-ling!" she coos, leaning down towards Ataru, preparing to kiss him. Sighing with disgust, Sakura drops her head into her hands. Intercepting instantly, Lum holds onto Ataru. "LUM! lemme go!" stretching out for Ran, Ataru struggles feverently. "Ran Chan!" Jumping in between Ataru and Ran, Megane tries to push Ataru away. Furious, Lum cries out. "Darling! Repent! DIVINE RETRUBUTION!!!" Falling unconscious, Ataru slumps lifelessly in Lum's arms. Sneering at Ran, Lum lifts Ataru mid air. "Farewell. Darling and I will be taking our trip now!" Floating out the window, Lum takes a breath. "UFO! come out!" Appearing from the clouds, Lum's UFO hovers above Lum. Clustering around Lum, Megane, Perm, and Chibi try to hold onto her. Flying up, Lum zooms through the gateway and into the cockpit. Laying Ataru down, Lum turns and returns back to the house. "Ten Chan! Ten chan, where are you? we're going now!" Standing still and tall, the boys who love Lum group salute Lum. "Lum San, please return safely" Emerging from upstairs, Ten chan struggles to get to Lum hurriedly. Returning to the UFO, Lum and Ten buckle themselves into the chairs. Glancing at Ataru to make sure he's still there; Lum launches off, destination Planet Urusei.
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Author's Note---) I know it's short, and I don't know why I want to do this in small chapters, but I do... u_u sorry. I hope you read the other parts. And I hope you'll notify me of any mistakes I made...also, the fourth boy of Lum lovers group...name please...???
Um...Now, on to the reviewing... ^ _ ^