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Cordy!
by Darrin Colbourne
Final Scene, Closing Credits Roll:
"We'll win the day," The characters of "Buffy" sing, "We'll Sacrifice...It's do or die..."
"Hey, I've died twice..." Buffy solos
"Not nearly enough times." Cordy says under her breath. Beth shushes her as they continue to watch the finished episode in the viewing room.
"Y'know, this ep isn't so bad after all." Tucker says.
"Yeah," Martin says, "it is pretty good. 'Course, it'd be better if the girls were in those chorus line costumes that they had in the musicals back in the old days."
"They just don't make entertainment like they used to." Tucker says. "Now, 'Guys and Dolls', that was a real musical..."
"Oh, would you two shut up?" Cordy says. "God, in another minute you'll be picking out China patterns. This is not a 'good' episode! We've only been watching for ten minutes and I already want to gouge out my eyes and cut off my ears!"
"Hey, Cordy," a male voice calls from out of view. "C'mon over! We want to get your take on the next number."
Suddenly Cordy smiles brightly. "Sure thing, Joss!" She calls back. "Loving it so far." Then her face reverts to normal, and just before she leaves she says under her breath: "I wonder if the producers of 'Charmed' are hiring?"
Fade to Black