To answer the question that was asked in the reviews: No, I was not making fun of Laguna. He is one of my favorite characters and I absolutely love him. Don't think any differently just cause I wrote a humor fic in which I have to decide on a character to name 'Dr. Flatulent'! I'm very sorry to those who I offended. Please remember that any FF characters who I put into a stupid situation are always my favorites.
Just to tell you, anyone who's name is surrounded with two ~~, their name would be prounounced ____Star. Like ~Tifa~ is TifaStar and ~Cloud~ is CloudStar. Even though I'm using Akari and Ryu for now, I just thought you might like to know this for later fics.
Disclaimer: I don't know why you're reading this right now if you already know what I'm gonna say. I don't own anything so go straight to the fic next time! Hey? Are you still here? *pulls out a machine gun* Go read the frikkin fanfic!
EPISODE 3: FINAL FANTASY IX
Akari is in a hot tub, half-naked.
Akari: *sigh* My job sucks... I wanna go back to hosting parties, passing out alcohol, and screaming at ~Cloud~. I miss the FFVII people. They're the only ones who let me do all that. Oh well, maybe the FFIX crew will be like that!
Akari looks around. She suddenly notices the camera pointing straight at her.
Akari: Eeeeek!!!! You morons, what are you doing here?! I'm naked!!!
Camera Man: Sorry, but the show is being taped live.
Akari: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A few minutes later, Akari gets everything straightened out and puts on her cape and jewelry. She gets on the Who's Line? stage.
Akari: (whispering to herself) That @#$%, Drew Carey... What a @#$%... Wanted to make me look bad on TV... My ~Cloudy~'s gonna get him...
Akari looks around and stops whispering to herself.
Akari: Oh, hello! Welcome back to the FFIX episode! Today, we will present to you all of the following: nudity, evil cats, sushi music, noisemkers that came from nowhere, sake, swearing, and of course video tapes of me naked and drunk and holding a flamethrower! So let's get to the show!
~Cloud~, now Ryu in this fic, walks onstage.
Ryu: Hey, Akari.
Akari: Hi. What's up with the name?
Ryu: Well, you had a cute Japanese one, so I wanted one too. Anyways, I'm co-hosting the show with you.
Akari's eyes bulge out.
Akari: You?! No!!! Says who?
Ryu: Well, your cat put me in.
Akari: ...Cat?
Ryu: Yep. Remember Cassiopeia?
Akari: Yes, I love my kitty.
Ryu: Well, the kitty told me to get in the fic. So I obeyed her.
Akari: ...Whatever. As long as she doesn't come here. I don't want her to ruin the set.
Akari and Ryu dissapear in a rainbow glimmer. The scene changes to Zidane, Dagger, Steiner, and Vivi in Alexandria Castle being bored.
Zidane: It's quite boring. This should be a splendid time.
Vivi: Huh?
Zidane: ...What?
Dagger: Hey, remember that one lady? We met her a long time ago?
Steiner: That woman in a dark, sweeping cape with all the mesmerising jewelry and long, flowing brown hair and intimidating red eyes?
Dagger: ...You have a crush on her, you shtupid bard??!
Steiner: No! She's just that way to describe.
Dagger: Yesh, that'sh her.
Steiner: I shall not let you hang around her, Queen!
Dagger: Whatever. I liked her. She wash sho aweshome.
Zidane: So did I.
Vivi: Me too.
Dagger: Where ever did she go? And that weird freaky guy, too? That guy had shuch cool hair.
Steiner: Queen, you may not be around them! That guy has dangerous hair!
Akari and Ryu appear.
Vivi: ...It's her!
Steiner: Eeeek!
Vivi runs up to Akari and gives her a hug.
Audience: Awww...
Dagger: Audienshe? Aren't we in Alexandria Cashtle?
Dagger looks around. They're all on the Who's Line? set.
Dagger: Oh, @#$%.
Akari: Since we're here, let's play the SONG SOLO game! We'll have someone from the audience come up and Zidane will sing a song about them to them.
Dagger: May I pick the shtupid bard?
Akari: ...Are you drunk on sake?
Dagger: No, dumbassh.
Akari: Well, okay...
Dagger goes into the audience and leads someone down. The person looks just like...
Steiner: Oh, it's Beatrix. That's no surprise.
Akari: Well, sorry. The last two times that a drunk girl picked an audience member for a game, something strange happened.
Dagger: Beatrix, Zidane'sh gonna shing a shong to you.
Beatrix: Oh, yay.
Beatrix blows a noise maker.
Akari: Huh? Where'd that come from?
Akari pulls the noisemaker away.
Akari: Anyway, what do you like to do, Beatrix?
Beatrix: Hmm... Kill people. Oh, and I like sushi. It's good.
Akari: Alrighty... Zidane's gonna sing to you the 'killing people and eating sushi' song. We have Julia Heartilly and Selphie Tillmitt on piano and guitar.
Julia and Selphie wave and blow noisemakers. They start playing the graduation theme (?).
Akari: ...Let's start!
Beatrix sits in the chair.
Zidane: Ahem...
Beatrix, you like to kick butts
You're one tough female soldier
You once hit Steiner in the nuts
Will you still do this when you're older?
Your favorite food is sushi
That's cause it's fish that's dead
It tastes like bloody meat
You like to see the chopped off head.
Beatrix gets up.
Beatrix: That really sucked. Well, bye.
Beatrix leaves. Zidane starts crying.
Zidane: I don't get it! I worked really hard to make her happy!
Dagger: ...Wash that a love shong?!
Zidane: Yes.
Dagger: Excushe ush...
Dagger drags Zidane backstage. Sounds of "Ow! I'm gonna have to kill you!", "That hurts, you @#$%!", and "Oh no, are you okay? I'm sorry Dagger, I didn't mean to hit you in the face like that... It's just that you were really hurting me..." are heard.
Akari: Hmm, wonder what's going on back there. Oh well.
Ryu: Um... We should leave. Drunk girls can do dangerous things.
Akari: Huh? She's drunk?
Ryu: Yes, on sake. You could tell by the way she talked.
Akari: And how do you know drunk girls do dangerous things?
Ryu: Have you ever seen that video tape I hid under my bed back at our house?
Akari: No. I don't search your stuff.
Akari looks around nervously as if she's hiding something.
Ryu: Good. Don't watch it.
Akari and Ryu leave in a silver waterfall.
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Zidane appears onscreeen, marching around and holding a sign that says "I'm single!!".
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The scene doesn't change. But Dagger comes on, holding a sign that says "YOU SHALL DIE." and starts hitting Zidane on the head with it.
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Now, Zidane is lying on the ground, unconcious. Dagger is still hitting him to death. Only she's now laughing evilly. The commercial ends.
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Freya: ...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Who are you?! What are you doing here?!
Akari: I'm Akari and that's Ryu.
Freya: ...
Akari: You may remember us as ~Tifa~ and ~Cloud~ from the Christmas Chaos! fanfic?
Freya: ...
Akari: Were you even in that one? Hmm, I'll have to go check...
Freya: ...
Akari: Say something!!!
Freya: ...Well, I'm stunned. You just appear in my house and find me naked in the hot tub.
Ryu: Look, put on some clothes. We're gonna play a game.
Freya: ...
Akari: Hey, why do you even have a hot tub? And why are we in your house? Your home was never shown in FFIX.
Freya: Let me get dressed, will you?
Ryu: No, we'd rather watch.
Akari punches Ryu in the face and he falls on the floor, unconcious.
Akari: I'll never be able to get him outta here, so I stunned him. Go ahead and dress and if he wakes up, just scream.
Akari walks outside and Freya starts to dress. Moments later, a scream is heard from inside. Akari runs back.
Akari: He woke up?
Freya: ...No. Sorry.
Akari: *sigh* Why'd you do that?
Freya: *shrugs* Dunno.
Akari walks outside. Freya gets dressed and Akari goes back in.
Akari: Okay, we gotta wake him up.
Akari pulls a weird wand out of her cape. She hits Ryu on the head with it and he awakens.
Ryu: Wha?...
Akari: Ahem... Look, Freya, were gonna play a game.
Ryu: We need more people! And a set!
Akari zaps herself, Ryu, and Freya to the Who's Line? set and zaps Eiko and Amarant in.
Eiko: Where am I? I was just in the middle of a very important activity! I was trying to cook my moogles! ...I mean, cook FOR my moogles.
Amarant: And I was just giving Lani a foot massage! ...I mean a back rub! ...I mean both! ...I mean... Oh, @#$%.
Akari: *nods head* Uh-uh... Anyways, were gonna play the MOVIE STYLES FROM A HAT game! I think it's been done before, but if you actually care, go read another fic. Our players will be acting out movie styles that the audience wrote down earlier. The scene is: Amarant and Freya are drunk at a pub and they're spreading rumors. That's when our special guest comes in.
Amarant: Huh?
Akari: You'll see.
Eiko: And... What do I do in this?
Akari: Oh, um... I dunno. Just stand there.
Eiko: Hmph. I'm gonna go back to cooking my moogles!
Akari: You mean cooking FOR your moogles.
Eiko: No, I mean COOKING MY MOOGLES!!!
Eiko leaves.
Akari: Oookay... Start the scene normally.
Freya and Amarant sit down and pretend to be drunk.
Freya: Sho, did you hear about Dagger?
Amarant: What happened to her, shilly?
Freya: Zidane beat her up.
Amarant: Why?
Freya: Becaushe he shung a love shong to Beatrix and Dagger got mad.
Amarant: Hey, Beatrix ish hot...
Freya: Figuresh.
Amarant: You're hot too...
Akari: EHRGEIZ (FIGHTING) STYLE!!!
Freya: Why, you shpoony bard! I shall dominate you!
Freya gets up and starts kickboxing Amarant.
Amarant: Oof!
Freya: Hiya!!!
Suddenly, a dinging noise is heard. A little meter at the bottom of the screen fills up.
Freya: Limit Break!
Freya does an awesome combo and kicks Amarant in the crotch, knocking him on the floor. The 9-note Final Fantasy victory theme chimes and Freya does her end-of-battle stance.
Akari: X-MEN STYLE!!!
Freya: Are you alright, Cyclops?
Amarant takes off his 'glasses'. A ray of red beam shoots at Freya.
Amarant: You're not Shtorm! I know it'sh you, Myshtique!!
Freya turns into Wolverine.
Freya: I can shmell you!
Amarant: And I can ushe thish lasher thingy on you!
Akari: That's enough, please... JAMES BOND STYLE!!!
Amarant and Freya aren't Mystique and Cyclops anymore.
Amarant: I know who you are. You're evil! Die!!!
Amarant starts shooting a gun at Freya.
Freya: Wait, I'm not Renard! I'm a Bond Girl!
Amarant: Oh. Hey there, baby. How 'bout you get me a drink? Shaken, not shtirred.
Freya walks off to the side, mixes up some poison and hands it to Amarant.
Amarant: Thish shmells like...
Freya: Jusht drink it!
Amarant drinks the stuff and falls down.
Amarant: Thish...ish...poison...
Freya: Mwuahahahaha!!!!! I'm not a Bond Girl... I am Renard!!
Amarant: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amarant frantically starts shooting at Freya.
Akari: POKEMON STYLE!!
Freya: Pikachu, are you alright?!
Amarant: Pika pika...
Freya uses a Revive on Amarant.
Amarant: Pika, pika pikachu!!
Akari (as the bartender): Hey, no Pokemon in here!
Freya: We have to defeat that @#$%ing bartender! Thundershock attack!
Amarant: Pika... CHU!!!
Amarant zaps Akari.
Akari: TEMPTATION ISLAND STYLE!!
Freya: You've GOT to be kidding!!!
Akari: Nope. *smiles Animey*
Amarant: *sigh* Okay...
Freya: Hey, nice job. Here'sh your reward!
Freya opens her shirt (not for real).
Akari: Hee hee... It's time for our special guest!!!
Lani appears onstage.
Lani: Hey, what do you think you're doing?!
Freya: Wanna shee?
Lani: Dear God, no!! You're a slut, aren't you?
Freya: *growls*
Freya dives at Lani.
Freya: Thish ish a @#$%ing game, you @#$%!!!
Lani: Hey, let go of my shirt! You're gonna pull it off!
Akari: *sigh* That's enough, girls...
Amarant: No, I wanna shee more!
Akari whacks Amarant on the head.
Akari: You sick fungus!!
Amarant: Well, shorry. I'm just catching on from you.
Akari: *sweatdrop* What do you mean?
Amarant: You alwaysh drool over ~Cloud~.
Akari: You little...
Akari dives at Amarant.
Ryu: Oh no... Catfights... Okay, that's enough!
Ryu splits everyone up.
Akari: You're right.
Lani: That SLUT is flashing her breasts at my man!
Freya: Flashing my breashtsh?! Thish ish a frikkin game!
Lani: ???
Akari: This is just a game. We're on the Who's Line? thing.
Lani: Oops... Sorry, Freya.
Freya: It's alright.
Freya and Lani hug.
Ryu: Awww...
Amarant: Woohoo!!
Akari whacks Amarant again.
Akari: You basterd! Ahem... We should really be going now.
Ryu: Um... Yeah.
Ryu and Akari dissapear. They appear in Madain Sari, where Eiko is standing over a stove.
Eiko: Mmm... Almost done!
Akari: Watcha doin'?
Eiko jumps back, startled.
Eiko: Eeek! What are you doing here?
Akari: We were gonna play a game.
Eiko: Not now, I have to serve my guests.
Eiko fiddles with the stove.
Ryu: What is that? It smells like a roasted moogle.
Eiko: Well, I'm sure not cooking my moogles!
Akari: Where are they, then?
Eiko smacks her own forehead.
Eiko: You two are such dimwits! I'm cooking my moogles, duh!
Ryu: But... Why?
Eiko: Cause I have company and I ran out of fish and I really hate those @#$%^&*(ing moogles.
Akari: Oh.
Eiko: Excuse me.
Eiko picks up the pan on the stove and brings it into her dining room. Akari and Ryu follow her. A few people are sitting at the table.
Akari: ...Lani???
Lani: Konichiwa.
Akari: Whatever. What are you doing here?
Lani: I wanna play a game. Are you gonna play a game?
Akari: Yep.
Lani: Yay!!!
Akari: Ehh... Oh, hey Beatrix.
Beatrix: Why is no one ever exited to see me?
Akari: *shrugs*
Beatrix: Hey, are we gonna play a game?
Akari: Yep.
Beatrix: Yay!!! Oh, I mean... Your @#$%ing games are a disgrace to me.
Akari: Riiiiight.
Ryu: Let's play the GREEN SCREEN game!!!
Akari: We played that.
Ryu: No, that was the GREEN SCENE.
Akari: It was the same thing! I just had the title wrong last time.
Ryu: Oh, @#$%. Let's play anyway.
Akari: Kay. Lani and Beatrix will be on a news broadcast going live, and Eiko will be looking at the Green Screen. She can only see green but us high-class people will see one weird image after another. Start!
Lani and Beatrix sit down. Eiko goes over to the green screen. On it, adorable chocobos and moogles are shown frolicking around a field.
Lani: Hey, you know that Freya?
Beatrix: Yeah, she is the ultimate slut!!
Lani: Oh, we're live... Welcome to Channel 3!!!
Akari: *sigh...* 3? We had creative numbers in FFVII!!
Lani and Beatrix ignore Akari.
Beatrix: Our top story: Little girl cooks family. The girl is one of our reporters, Eiko Carol of Madain Sari, a six year old living with the moogles who raised her. We have an interview with her later, but right now, she's live at a site where something mad is going on!!! Eiko?
Eiko: Thanks, you @#$%. I'm, as the @#$% mentioned, at a site with incredible one-in-a-lifetime scene.
Lani: What's going on?
Eiko: Well, this is a riot! The children of the world shouldn't be allowed to see this disgusting crap!
Beatrix: Isn't it wild?
Eiko: Yeah, just look at these things! They seem to be brain-washing us all!
Lani: But they look so helpless, with all the bright colors. Look at the fur and feathers.
Eiko: That's what makes them suspicious. They could be turned into coats!
Beatrix: Um, what are they doing?
Eiko: Going mad! This reminds me of that strip club my grampa took me to see.
Somewhere in Heaven...
Eiko's Grampa: *sweatdrop* Uh........ I didn't take her to see no strip show.
Ooookay, back to the Who's Line? set.
Lani: What is happening?
Eiko: They're hyper and horny! If I don't watch out, these things might come eat me!!!
Beatrix: Okay, that's it for today.
Akari: What is this, Eiko?
Eiko: A... Strip show?
Akari: Hmm, maybe if they didn't have fur and feathers covering their bodies... But no, this is actually a bunch of chocobos and moogles happily frolicking around a field.
Eiko: Hey, where are they?
Akari: Outside the set, in Madain Sari.
Eiko walks outside the set. Akari follows her.
Eiko: Awwww, look at all the moogly-wooglies and chocy-wokies!!!
Akari: Does this weird cuteness teach you a lesson?
Eiko: Yep, I'll never cook moogles or chocobos again!
Akari: ...You also cooked chocobos?
Eiko: Um... Heh heh... No.
Eiko gets on a chocobo and takes a moogle into her arms. Akari takes Ryu and they go outside of Madain Sari.
Akari: That's so cute, she realized that you shouldn't kill the people or things you love!
Ryu: This should teach you a lesson. Don't kill me!
Akari: *sigh* Fine...
Suddenly, a moogle and chocobo run out of Madain Sari.
Moogle: Kupo, she's got a knife!
Chocobo: Wark! Kweh!! Wark!
Moogle: And a stove, kupo!!
The chocobo and moogle run away. Akari and Ryu shrug and dissapear in a silver beam. They appear in their house in Sector 7.
Akari: ...Why are we here?
Ryu: *shrugs* Dunno. Maybe your magic's going bozo.
Akari: Eeek! It's Cassiopeia!
Akari's cat is looking at Akari and Ryu with evil red eyes.
Ryu: Eh... What does she want?
Akari: Let's stay away...
Akari and Ryu back up. Suddenly, Cassiopeia starts chasing them.
Ryu: Quick, run into my room!
Akari and Ryu run into Ryu's room and lock the door so the evil cat can't get in.
Akari: *pant* ...What's...wrong...with...her...?
Ryu: *pant* ...I...dunno...
Three hours later...
Akari: *sigh* We could be out making the FFIX people play pointless games...
Ryu: But we're stuck here.
Akari: Hey, I've always wondered what you have in your room!
Ryu: No, don't look under the bed!
Akari looks under the bed.
Ryu: I said, don't look under the bed!
Akari pulls out a videotape.
Akari: Hmm, what's this?
The label says 'The Life of a Weird-Tifa-Resembling-Sorceress-Lady: ~Tifa Lockhart~'.
Akari: ...What is it, Ryu?
Ryu: Don't watch it...
Akari puts the video into the video player. A screen of Ryu comes up.
Ryu: (on TV) Welcome to the world of ~Tifa Lockhart~!! We will now follow ~Tifa~ at a party. Here, she is drunk on sake.
Akari is shown on the screen, wearing nothing but lingerie at a party. Everyone's staring at her.
Akari: (on TV) What? Any of you shtupid bardsh have a problem with me?
(on TV) Akari takes a flamethrower that's on the floor and begins to shoot fire.
Akari: (on TV) Hahahaha!!! Die, die, DIE!!!!!!
Ryu removes the tape.
Akari: ...This must be doctored! I don't remember it happening!
Ryu: Heh heh... Remember ~Yuffie~'s party, where you drank all that sake? Well, you don't remember cause I had to knock you out and drag you away.
Akari: *sigh* ...
Ryu: Sorry you had to know.
Akari: ...
Ryu: Are you okay?
Akari: ... *sigh*
Akari hits Ryu in the face.
Akari: Hey, my power's back! I guess I get it from using violence.
Akari and Ryu (who is half-dead) dissapear in a midnight blue storm. They come back to the Who's Line? set.
Akari: Thank God we got away from that evil kitty...
Back at Akari and Ryu's house...
The cat removes her mask to reveal that it's Kuja.
Kuja: Darn, I guess I scared them away... I was gonna ask to play one of those cheesy games.
Back to the Who's Line? set.
Akari uses a Phoenix Down on Ryu.
Ryu: Huh? Where am I?
Akari: ...We're gonna play the final game besides the credits, the popular HOE-DOWN!!! Now we need four people to play.
Kuja suddenly appears on the set.
Akari: Kuja! Wanna play a game?
Kuja: Yep.
Akari: Great. Oh, may I ask why there's a cat collar around your neck?
Kuja: *sweatdrop* Um... No reason.
Kuja pulls off Cassiopeia's collar.
Akari: Anyway, we need more players.
Akari zaps in Vivi, Steiner, and Dagger.
Dagger: Huh? Last time I checked, I was drunk and Zidane had just beat me up.
Vivi: And I was tasting Eiko's special entree. I swear, it tasted like roasted moogles and chocobos.
Steiner: Well, all I know is that I sure wasn't illegaly looking at porn of the royal Alexandros family.
Akari: Hmm... You're all gonna play the HOE-DOWN game. Except Steiner, cause he's doing illegal stuff.
Steiner: Aw, man...
Dagger: Eeek, it's Kuja!
Kuja: Hiya.
Dagger: ...Is he gonna play?
Akari: Yep.
Dagger: *sigh* Well, I guess it doesn't matter that he tried to kill me and destroy Gaia and eliminate Ryu to have Akari all to himself.
Akari: ...What was that last one?
Dagger: You heard me.
Akari looks at Kuja with evil eyes.
Kuja: Um... Heh heh... *sweatdrop*
Akari: I'll deal with you later. Now, we need a game from the audience that has a nude code.
Random audience members: Final Fantasy X! Tomb Raider! Pac-Man!
Akari: Pac-Man? What the hell?
Kuja: You should be saying 'Final Fantasy X? What the hell?'.
Akari: Oh, you weren't in Christmas Chaos!, were you?
Kuja: No...
Akari: Here's a note to the readers; If you wanna know what the FFX nude code is, go to the Crossover section and find 'Chrismas Chaos!' by me. It's old but good.
Kuja: No advertising!
Akari: I don't have a link, do I? Anyway, our players will do a hoe-down about the Tomb Raider nude code. We have Julia on piano and Selphie on guitar...
Julia and Selphie wave and blow noisemakers.
Akari: *growls* Gimme those!
Akari dives and Julia and Selphie. Moments later, she wins the victory and leaves the girls with black eyes.
Ryu: Ahem... Begin!
Julia and Selphie start playing the hoe-down theme.
Dagger, Vivi, & Kuja: Oh hi-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di!
Dagger steps up..
Dagger: I had a copy of Tomb Raider
And it didn't play too good
I got it from Darth Vader
Which explains why Lara was nude!
Dagger, Vivi, & Kuja: Oh hi-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di!
Vivi steps up.
Vivi: Her butt was all pearly It didn't look too swell So I took the @#$%ing game And I sent it to h*ll!
Dagger, Vivi, & Kuja: Oh hi-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di!
Kuja steps up.
Kuja: But then I decided That I would play again The ending though, was nasty
It showed Lara's rear end.
Dagger, Vivi, & Kuja: It showed Lara's rear end!!
Akari: Erm... Very good. Now we're gonna play the final game, CREDITS!!
Akari zaps everyone who was playing her games on to the set.
Ryu: Okay, now Dagger, Freya, and Amarant will read the credits as three people drunk on sake.
Dagger, Freya, and Amarant step up.
Dagger: Zidane, Shteiner, Vivi...
Freya: Dagger, Eiko, Amarant... Hey, there are no s's in their namesh! @#$%!!
Amarant: Anywaysh... Freya, Kuja... Why washn't Quina in thish epishode?
Freya: Beatrixsh, Lani, Shelphie, Julia...
Dagger: Thanksh to the mooglesh and chocobosh for making shpecial appearances!
Amarant: And Akari'sh evil cat, Casshiopeia, who ish really Kuja.
Freya: Oh, and of courshe the people who made this @#$% posshible--Akari and Ryu!!
Akari: Thanksh... I mean, thanks. Tune in next time for the FFX episode!! Bye!
~*~
The next chapter will feature Final Fantasy X, so don't miss it! Please review!!
Just to tell you, anyone who's name is surrounded with two ~~, their name would be prounounced ____Star. Like ~Tifa~ is TifaStar and ~Cloud~ is CloudStar. Even though I'm using Akari and Ryu for now, I just thought you might like to know this for later fics.
Disclaimer: I don't know why you're reading this right now if you already know what I'm gonna say. I don't own anything so go straight to the fic next time! Hey? Are you still here? *pulls out a machine gun* Go read the frikkin fanfic!
EPISODE 3: FINAL FANTASY IX
Akari is in a hot tub, half-naked.
Akari: *sigh* My job sucks... I wanna go back to hosting parties, passing out alcohol, and screaming at ~Cloud~. I miss the FFVII people. They're the only ones who let me do all that. Oh well, maybe the FFIX crew will be like that!
Akari looks around. She suddenly notices the camera pointing straight at her.
Akari: Eeeeek!!!! You morons, what are you doing here?! I'm naked!!!
Camera Man: Sorry, but the show is being taped live.
Akari: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A few minutes later, Akari gets everything straightened out and puts on her cape and jewelry. She gets on the Who's Line? stage.
Akari: (whispering to herself) That @#$%, Drew Carey... What a @#$%... Wanted to make me look bad on TV... My ~Cloudy~'s gonna get him...
Akari looks around and stops whispering to herself.
Akari: Oh, hello! Welcome back to the FFIX episode! Today, we will present to you all of the following: nudity, evil cats, sushi music, noisemkers that came from nowhere, sake, swearing, and of course video tapes of me naked and drunk and holding a flamethrower! So let's get to the show!
~Cloud~, now Ryu in this fic, walks onstage.
Ryu: Hey, Akari.
Akari: Hi. What's up with the name?
Ryu: Well, you had a cute Japanese one, so I wanted one too. Anyways, I'm co-hosting the show with you.
Akari's eyes bulge out.
Akari: You?! No!!! Says who?
Ryu: Well, your cat put me in.
Akari: ...Cat?
Ryu: Yep. Remember Cassiopeia?
Akari: Yes, I love my kitty.
Ryu: Well, the kitty told me to get in the fic. So I obeyed her.
Akari: ...Whatever. As long as she doesn't come here. I don't want her to ruin the set.
Akari and Ryu dissapear in a rainbow glimmer. The scene changes to Zidane, Dagger, Steiner, and Vivi in Alexandria Castle being bored.
Zidane: It's quite boring. This should be a splendid time.
Vivi: Huh?
Zidane: ...What?
Dagger: Hey, remember that one lady? We met her a long time ago?
Steiner: That woman in a dark, sweeping cape with all the mesmerising jewelry and long, flowing brown hair and intimidating red eyes?
Dagger: ...You have a crush on her, you shtupid bard??!
Steiner: No! She's just that way to describe.
Dagger: Yesh, that'sh her.
Steiner: I shall not let you hang around her, Queen!
Dagger: Whatever. I liked her. She wash sho aweshome.
Zidane: So did I.
Vivi: Me too.
Dagger: Where ever did she go? And that weird freaky guy, too? That guy had shuch cool hair.
Steiner: Queen, you may not be around them! That guy has dangerous hair!
Akari and Ryu appear.
Vivi: ...It's her!
Steiner: Eeeek!
Vivi runs up to Akari and gives her a hug.
Audience: Awww...
Dagger: Audienshe? Aren't we in Alexandria Cashtle?
Dagger looks around. They're all on the Who's Line? set.
Dagger: Oh, @#$%.
Akari: Since we're here, let's play the SONG SOLO game! We'll have someone from the audience come up and Zidane will sing a song about them to them.
Dagger: May I pick the shtupid bard?
Akari: ...Are you drunk on sake?
Dagger: No, dumbassh.
Akari: Well, okay...
Dagger goes into the audience and leads someone down. The person looks just like...
Steiner: Oh, it's Beatrix. That's no surprise.
Akari: Well, sorry. The last two times that a drunk girl picked an audience member for a game, something strange happened.
Dagger: Beatrix, Zidane'sh gonna shing a shong to you.
Beatrix: Oh, yay.
Beatrix blows a noise maker.
Akari: Huh? Where'd that come from?
Akari pulls the noisemaker away.
Akari: Anyway, what do you like to do, Beatrix?
Beatrix: Hmm... Kill people. Oh, and I like sushi. It's good.
Akari: Alrighty... Zidane's gonna sing to you the 'killing people and eating sushi' song. We have Julia Heartilly and Selphie Tillmitt on piano and guitar.
Julia and Selphie wave and blow noisemakers. They start playing the graduation theme (?).
Akari: ...Let's start!
Beatrix sits in the chair.
Zidane: Ahem...
Beatrix, you like to kick butts
You're one tough female soldier
You once hit Steiner in the nuts
Will you still do this when you're older?
Your favorite food is sushi
That's cause it's fish that's dead
It tastes like bloody meat
You like to see the chopped off head.
Beatrix gets up.
Beatrix: That really sucked. Well, bye.
Beatrix leaves. Zidane starts crying.
Zidane: I don't get it! I worked really hard to make her happy!
Dagger: ...Wash that a love shong?!
Zidane: Yes.
Dagger: Excushe ush...
Dagger drags Zidane backstage. Sounds of "Ow! I'm gonna have to kill you!", "That hurts, you @#$%!", and "Oh no, are you okay? I'm sorry Dagger, I didn't mean to hit you in the face like that... It's just that you were really hurting me..." are heard.
Akari: Hmm, wonder what's going on back there. Oh well.
Ryu: Um... We should leave. Drunk girls can do dangerous things.
Akari: Huh? She's drunk?
Ryu: Yes, on sake. You could tell by the way she talked.
Akari: And how do you know drunk girls do dangerous things?
Ryu: Have you ever seen that video tape I hid under my bed back at our house?
Akari: No. I don't search your stuff.
Akari looks around nervously as if she's hiding something.
Ryu: Good. Don't watch it.
Akari and Ryu leave in a silver waterfall.
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Freya: ...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Who are you?! What are you doing here?!
Akari: I'm Akari and that's Ryu.
Freya: ...
Akari: You may remember us as ~Tifa~ and ~Cloud~ from the Christmas Chaos! fanfic?
Freya: ...
Akari: Were you even in that one? Hmm, I'll have to go check...
Freya: ...
Akari: Say something!!!
Freya: ...Well, I'm stunned. You just appear in my house and find me naked in the hot tub.
Ryu: Look, put on some clothes. We're gonna play a game.
Freya: ...
Akari: Hey, why do you even have a hot tub? And why are we in your house? Your home was never shown in FFIX.
Freya: Let me get dressed, will you?
Ryu: No, we'd rather watch.
Akari punches Ryu in the face and he falls on the floor, unconcious.
Akari: I'll never be able to get him outta here, so I stunned him. Go ahead and dress and if he wakes up, just scream.
Akari walks outside and Freya starts to dress. Moments later, a scream is heard from inside. Akari runs back.
Akari: He woke up?
Freya: ...No. Sorry.
Akari: *sigh* Why'd you do that?
Freya: *shrugs* Dunno.
Akari walks outside. Freya gets dressed and Akari goes back in.
Akari: Okay, we gotta wake him up.
Akari pulls a weird wand out of her cape. She hits Ryu on the head with it and he awakens.
Ryu: Wha?...
Akari: Ahem... Look, Freya, were gonna play a game.
Ryu: We need more people! And a set!
Akari zaps herself, Ryu, and Freya to the Who's Line? set and zaps Eiko and Amarant in.
Eiko: Where am I? I was just in the middle of a very important activity! I was trying to cook my moogles! ...I mean, cook FOR my moogles.
Amarant: And I was just giving Lani a foot massage! ...I mean a back rub! ...I mean both! ...I mean... Oh, @#$%.
Akari: *nods head* Uh-uh... Anyways, were gonna play the MOVIE STYLES FROM A HAT game! I think it's been done before, but if you actually care, go read another fic. Our players will be acting out movie styles that the audience wrote down earlier. The scene is: Amarant and Freya are drunk at a pub and they're spreading rumors. That's when our special guest comes in.
Amarant: Huh?
Akari: You'll see.
Eiko: And... What do I do in this?
Akari: Oh, um... I dunno. Just stand there.
Eiko: Hmph. I'm gonna go back to cooking my moogles!
Akari: You mean cooking FOR your moogles.
Eiko: No, I mean COOKING MY MOOGLES!!!
Eiko leaves.
Akari: Oookay... Start the scene normally.
Freya and Amarant sit down and pretend to be drunk.
Freya: Sho, did you hear about Dagger?
Amarant: What happened to her, shilly?
Freya: Zidane beat her up.
Amarant: Why?
Freya: Becaushe he shung a love shong to Beatrix and Dagger got mad.
Amarant: Hey, Beatrix ish hot...
Freya: Figuresh.
Amarant: You're hot too...
Akari: EHRGEIZ (FIGHTING) STYLE!!!
Freya: Why, you shpoony bard! I shall dominate you!
Freya gets up and starts kickboxing Amarant.
Amarant: Oof!
Freya: Hiya!!!
Suddenly, a dinging noise is heard. A little meter at the bottom of the screen fills up.
Freya: Limit Break!
Freya does an awesome combo and kicks Amarant in the crotch, knocking him on the floor. The 9-note Final Fantasy victory theme chimes and Freya does her end-of-battle stance.
Akari: X-MEN STYLE!!!
Freya: Are you alright, Cyclops?
Amarant takes off his 'glasses'. A ray of red beam shoots at Freya.
Amarant: You're not Shtorm! I know it'sh you, Myshtique!!
Freya turns into Wolverine.
Freya: I can shmell you!
Amarant: And I can ushe thish lasher thingy on you!
Akari: That's enough, please... JAMES BOND STYLE!!!
Amarant and Freya aren't Mystique and Cyclops anymore.
Amarant: I know who you are. You're evil! Die!!!
Amarant starts shooting a gun at Freya.
Freya: Wait, I'm not Renard! I'm a Bond Girl!
Amarant: Oh. Hey there, baby. How 'bout you get me a drink? Shaken, not shtirred.
Freya walks off to the side, mixes up some poison and hands it to Amarant.
Amarant: Thish shmells like...
Freya: Jusht drink it!
Amarant drinks the stuff and falls down.
Amarant: Thish...ish...poison...
Freya: Mwuahahahaha!!!!! I'm not a Bond Girl... I am Renard!!
Amarant: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amarant frantically starts shooting at Freya.
Akari: POKEMON STYLE!!
Freya: Pikachu, are you alright?!
Amarant: Pika pika...
Freya uses a Revive on Amarant.
Amarant: Pika, pika pikachu!!
Akari (as the bartender): Hey, no Pokemon in here!
Freya: We have to defeat that @#$%ing bartender! Thundershock attack!
Amarant: Pika... CHU!!!
Amarant zaps Akari.
Akari: TEMPTATION ISLAND STYLE!!
Freya: You've GOT to be kidding!!!
Akari: Nope. *smiles Animey*
Amarant: *sigh* Okay...
Freya: Hey, nice job. Here'sh your reward!
Freya opens her shirt (not for real).
Akari: Hee hee... It's time for our special guest!!!
Lani appears onstage.
Lani: Hey, what do you think you're doing?!
Freya: Wanna shee?
Lani: Dear God, no!! You're a slut, aren't you?
Freya: *growls*
Freya dives at Lani.
Freya: Thish ish a @#$%ing game, you @#$%!!!
Lani: Hey, let go of my shirt! You're gonna pull it off!
Akari: *sigh* That's enough, girls...
Amarant: No, I wanna shee more!
Akari whacks Amarant on the head.
Akari: You sick fungus!!
Amarant: Well, shorry. I'm just catching on from you.
Akari: *sweatdrop* What do you mean?
Amarant: You alwaysh drool over ~Cloud~.
Akari: You little...
Akari dives at Amarant.
Ryu: Oh no... Catfights... Okay, that's enough!
Ryu splits everyone up.
Akari: You're right.
Lani: That SLUT is flashing her breasts at my man!
Freya: Flashing my breashtsh?! Thish ish a frikkin game!
Lani: ???
Akari: This is just a game. We're on the Who's Line? thing.
Lani: Oops... Sorry, Freya.
Freya: It's alright.
Freya and Lani hug.
Ryu: Awww...
Amarant: Woohoo!!
Akari whacks Amarant again.
Akari: You basterd! Ahem... We should really be going now.
Ryu: Um... Yeah.
Ryu and Akari dissapear. They appear in Madain Sari, where Eiko is standing over a stove.
Eiko: Mmm... Almost done!
Akari: Watcha doin'?
Eiko jumps back, startled.
Eiko: Eeek! What are you doing here?
Akari: We were gonna play a game.
Eiko: Not now, I have to serve my guests.
Eiko fiddles with the stove.
Ryu: What is that? It smells like a roasted moogle.
Eiko: Well, I'm sure not cooking my moogles!
Akari: Where are they, then?
Eiko smacks her own forehead.
Eiko: You two are such dimwits! I'm cooking my moogles, duh!
Ryu: But... Why?
Eiko: Cause I have company and I ran out of fish and I really hate those @#$%^&*(ing moogles.
Akari: Oh.
Eiko: Excuse me.
Eiko picks up the pan on the stove and brings it into her dining room. Akari and Ryu follow her. A few people are sitting at the table.
Akari: ...Lani???
Lani: Konichiwa.
Akari: Whatever. What are you doing here?
Lani: I wanna play a game. Are you gonna play a game?
Akari: Yep.
Lani: Yay!!!
Akari: Ehh... Oh, hey Beatrix.
Beatrix: Why is no one ever exited to see me?
Akari: *shrugs*
Beatrix: Hey, are we gonna play a game?
Akari: Yep.
Beatrix: Yay!!! Oh, I mean... Your @#$%ing games are a disgrace to me.
Akari: Riiiiight.
Ryu: Let's play the GREEN SCREEN game!!!
Akari: We played that.
Ryu: No, that was the GREEN SCENE.
Akari: It was the same thing! I just had the title wrong last time.
Ryu: Oh, @#$%. Let's play anyway.
Akari: Kay. Lani and Beatrix will be on a news broadcast going live, and Eiko will be looking at the Green Screen. She can only see green but us high-class people will see one weird image after another. Start!
Lani and Beatrix sit down. Eiko goes over to the green screen. On it, adorable chocobos and moogles are shown frolicking around a field.
Lani: Hey, you know that Freya?
Beatrix: Yeah, she is the ultimate slut!!
Lani: Oh, we're live... Welcome to Channel 3!!!
Akari: *sigh...* 3? We had creative numbers in FFVII!!
Lani and Beatrix ignore Akari.
Beatrix: Our top story: Little girl cooks family. The girl is one of our reporters, Eiko Carol of Madain Sari, a six year old living with the moogles who raised her. We have an interview with her later, but right now, she's live at a site where something mad is going on!!! Eiko?
Eiko: Thanks, you @#$%. I'm, as the @#$% mentioned, at a site with incredible one-in-a-lifetime scene.
Lani: What's going on?
Eiko: Well, this is a riot! The children of the world shouldn't be allowed to see this disgusting crap!
Beatrix: Isn't it wild?
Eiko: Yeah, just look at these things! They seem to be brain-washing us all!
Lani: But they look so helpless, with all the bright colors. Look at the fur and feathers.
Eiko: That's what makes them suspicious. They could be turned into coats!
Beatrix: Um, what are they doing?
Eiko: Going mad! This reminds me of that strip club my grampa took me to see.
Somewhere in Heaven...
Eiko's Grampa: *sweatdrop* Uh........ I didn't take her to see no strip show.
Ooookay, back to the Who's Line? set.
Lani: What is happening?
Eiko: They're hyper and horny! If I don't watch out, these things might come eat me!!!
Beatrix: Okay, that's it for today.
Akari: What is this, Eiko?
Eiko: A... Strip show?
Akari: Hmm, maybe if they didn't have fur and feathers covering their bodies... But no, this is actually a bunch of chocobos and moogles happily frolicking around a field.
Eiko: Hey, where are they?
Akari: Outside the set, in Madain Sari.
Eiko walks outside the set. Akari follows her.
Eiko: Awwww, look at all the moogly-wooglies and chocy-wokies!!!
Akari: Does this weird cuteness teach you a lesson?
Eiko: Yep, I'll never cook moogles or chocobos again!
Akari: ...You also cooked chocobos?
Eiko: Um... Heh heh... No.
Eiko gets on a chocobo and takes a moogle into her arms. Akari takes Ryu and they go outside of Madain Sari.
Akari: That's so cute, she realized that you shouldn't kill the people or things you love!
Ryu: This should teach you a lesson. Don't kill me!
Akari: *sigh* Fine...
Suddenly, a moogle and chocobo run out of Madain Sari.
Moogle: Kupo, she's got a knife!
Chocobo: Wark! Kweh!! Wark!
Moogle: And a stove, kupo!!
The chocobo and moogle run away. Akari and Ryu shrug and dissapear in a silver beam. They appear in their house in Sector 7.
Akari: ...Why are we here?
Ryu: *shrugs* Dunno. Maybe your magic's going bozo.
Akari: Eeek! It's Cassiopeia!
Akari's cat is looking at Akari and Ryu with evil red eyes.
Ryu: Eh... What does she want?
Akari: Let's stay away...
Akari and Ryu back up. Suddenly, Cassiopeia starts chasing them.
Ryu: Quick, run into my room!
Akari and Ryu run into Ryu's room and lock the door so the evil cat can't get in.
Akari: *pant* ...What's...wrong...with...her...?
Ryu: *pant* ...I...dunno...
Three hours later...
Akari: *sigh* We could be out making the FFIX people play pointless games...
Ryu: But we're stuck here.
Akari: Hey, I've always wondered what you have in your room!
Ryu: No, don't look under the bed!
Akari looks under the bed.
Ryu: I said, don't look under the bed!
Akari pulls out a videotape.
Akari: Hmm, what's this?
The label says 'The Life of a Weird-Tifa-Resembling-Sorceress-Lady: ~Tifa Lockhart~'.
Akari: ...What is it, Ryu?
Ryu: Don't watch it...
Akari puts the video into the video player. A screen of Ryu comes up.
Ryu: (on TV) Welcome to the world of ~Tifa Lockhart~!! We will now follow ~Tifa~ at a party. Here, she is drunk on sake.
Akari is shown on the screen, wearing nothing but lingerie at a party. Everyone's staring at her.
Akari: (on TV) What? Any of you shtupid bardsh have a problem with me?
(on TV) Akari takes a flamethrower that's on the floor and begins to shoot fire.
Akari: (on TV) Hahahaha!!! Die, die, DIE!!!!!!
Ryu removes the tape.
Akari: ...This must be doctored! I don't remember it happening!
Ryu: Heh heh... Remember ~Yuffie~'s party, where you drank all that sake? Well, you don't remember cause I had to knock you out and drag you away.
Akari: *sigh* ...
Ryu: Sorry you had to know.
Akari: ...
Ryu: Are you okay?
Akari: ... *sigh*
Akari hits Ryu in the face.
Akari: Hey, my power's back! I guess I get it from using violence.
Akari and Ryu (who is half-dead) dissapear in a midnight blue storm. They come back to the Who's Line? set.
Akari: Thank God we got away from that evil kitty...
Back at Akari and Ryu's house...
The cat removes her mask to reveal that it's Kuja.
Kuja: Darn, I guess I scared them away... I was gonna ask to play one of those cheesy games.
Back to the Who's Line? set.
Akari uses a Phoenix Down on Ryu.
Ryu: Huh? Where am I?
Akari: ...We're gonna play the final game besides the credits, the popular HOE-DOWN!!! Now we need four people to play.
Kuja suddenly appears on the set.
Akari: Kuja! Wanna play a game?
Kuja: Yep.
Akari: Great. Oh, may I ask why there's a cat collar around your neck?
Kuja: *sweatdrop* Um... No reason.
Kuja pulls off Cassiopeia's collar.
Akari: Anyway, we need more players.
Akari zaps in Vivi, Steiner, and Dagger.
Dagger: Huh? Last time I checked, I was drunk and Zidane had just beat me up.
Vivi: And I was tasting Eiko's special entree. I swear, it tasted like roasted moogles and chocobos.
Steiner: Well, all I know is that I sure wasn't illegaly looking at porn of the royal Alexandros family.
Akari: Hmm... You're all gonna play the HOE-DOWN game. Except Steiner, cause he's doing illegal stuff.
Steiner: Aw, man...
Dagger: Eeek, it's Kuja!
Kuja: Hiya.
Dagger: ...Is he gonna play?
Akari: Yep.
Dagger: *sigh* Well, I guess it doesn't matter that he tried to kill me and destroy Gaia and eliminate Ryu to have Akari all to himself.
Akari: ...What was that last one?
Dagger: You heard me.
Akari looks at Kuja with evil eyes.
Kuja: Um... Heh heh... *sweatdrop*
Akari: I'll deal with you later. Now, we need a game from the audience that has a nude code.
Random audience members: Final Fantasy X! Tomb Raider! Pac-Man!
Akari: Pac-Man? What the hell?
Kuja: You should be saying 'Final Fantasy X? What the hell?'.
Akari: Oh, you weren't in Christmas Chaos!, were you?
Kuja: No...
Akari: Here's a note to the readers; If you wanna know what the FFX nude code is, go to the Crossover section and find 'Chrismas Chaos!' by me. It's old but good.
Kuja: No advertising!
Akari: I don't have a link, do I? Anyway, our players will do a hoe-down about the Tomb Raider nude code. We have Julia on piano and Selphie on guitar...
Julia and Selphie wave and blow noisemakers.
Akari: *growls* Gimme those!
Akari dives and Julia and Selphie. Moments later, she wins the victory and leaves the girls with black eyes.
Ryu: Ahem... Begin!
Julia and Selphie start playing the hoe-down theme.
Dagger, Vivi, & Kuja: Oh hi-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di!
Dagger steps up..
Dagger: I had a copy of Tomb Raider
And it didn't play too good
I got it from Darth Vader
Which explains why Lara was nude!
Dagger, Vivi, & Kuja: Oh hi-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di!
Vivi steps up.
Vivi: Her butt was all pearly It didn't look too swell So I took the @#$%ing game And I sent it to h*ll!
Dagger, Vivi, & Kuja: Oh hi-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di-edy di!
Kuja steps up.
Kuja: But then I decided That I would play again The ending though, was nasty
It showed Lara's rear end.
Dagger, Vivi, & Kuja: It showed Lara's rear end!!
Akari: Erm... Very good. Now we're gonna play the final game, CREDITS!!
Akari zaps everyone who was playing her games on to the set.
Ryu: Okay, now Dagger, Freya, and Amarant will read the credits as three people drunk on sake.
Dagger, Freya, and Amarant step up.
Dagger: Zidane, Shteiner, Vivi...
Freya: Dagger, Eiko, Amarant... Hey, there are no s's in their namesh! @#$%!!
Amarant: Anywaysh... Freya, Kuja... Why washn't Quina in thish epishode?
Freya: Beatrixsh, Lani, Shelphie, Julia...
Dagger: Thanksh to the mooglesh and chocobosh for making shpecial appearances!
Amarant: And Akari'sh evil cat, Casshiopeia, who ish really Kuja.
Freya: Oh, and of courshe the people who made this @#$% posshible--Akari and Ryu!!
Akari: Thanksh... I mean, thanks. Tune in next time for the FFX episode!! Bye!
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The next chapter will feature Final Fantasy X, so don't miss it! Please review!!