Konnichi wa and welcome to the FFX episode! All you people who replied rule!!! Thank you so much, and keep reading!!!
Oh, one more thing... Please check back in the FFIX episode if you didn't already read the commercial for FFX. I forgot to put it in, but it's up now.
Disclaimer: *sigh* ...I'm not gonna say it. You know what it is. *evil guy come to drag author away* ... *evil guy pulls out machine gun* Hahaha... That can't do anything! The only thing I'm scared of is Aeris! *evil guy takes off mask, revealing that he's Aeris* Eeek! Okay, I'll say it! Idon'townanythingexceptmyself,Ryu,andanythingIusethat'snotSquaresoft's!!! ...Please put away the gun. Aeris? I don't hate you that much. Don't shoot... ... ... ... ... *gunshot* ...#_#
Erm... Please skip the dumb disclaimers next time.
EPISODE 4: FINAL FANTASY X (Yay!!!)
Akari and Ryu are in their house in Sector 7. Akari is shown standing in front of a door. Ryu isn't shown on screen, but you can tell he's there cause cries of "I'm not coming out, you can't make me!!!" and "I'm gonna hurt you for this, Aki!!!" are heard.
Akari: Oh, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? Come out!
Ryu: *sigh* Not with this thing on.
Akari: ...Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Ryu: NO!
Akari: ...
Ryu: ...
Akari: *starts crying*
Ryu: Hey, don't cry! Okay, I'll come out...
Ryu comes out of the closet that Akari was standing in front of. He's wearing a dress just like Lulu's.
Ryu: *sigh...*
Akari: Say the message!
Ryu: Aki, don't make me do this...
Akari: Hey, I made you come out. Now I'm gonna make you speak.
Akari starts crying.
Ryu: ...Welcome to a special episode of Who's Line Is It, Anyway? Final Fantasy edition, written by Aki!
Akari: Ahem... Akari.
Ryu: But I always call you Aki.
Akari: Not in public fanfictions, you don't.
Ryu: ...Written by Akari. Today, Akari and I will present to you the Final Fantasy X edition! This amazing game has just come out, but because it's the next in the Final Fantasy series, we're gonna make fun of it! Enjoy!
Akari: Okay, thank you Ryu... Now do the Voodoo dance.
Ryu smiles weakly and spins around in a circle.
Akari: Yay! Oh, and to my loyal readers, please don't stop reading this fanfic because of the weird images that Ryu is forcing you to imagine.
Ryu suddenly falls over from spinning too quickly. He faints.
Akari: *sigh* Let's get on with the episode...
Akari takes out a wand and hits Ryu on the head with it. When he wakes up, Ryu and Akari dissapear in a glittery swirl.
Meanwhile, with Tidus and Wakka...
Tidus: Hmm... Where'd you get this, again?
Wakka: It came in a box in the mail.
Tidus: Where's the box? It might say who mailed it to us.
Wakka pulls out a box.
Tidus: ...I can't read that.
Wakka: Heh... Looks like it was written by a drunk 17-year old.
Tidus: Hey, are you making fun of me?! Just because Yuna decided to experiment by giving me sake before I went off to the Blitzball tournament, doesn't mean that you have the privilige to laugh at me.
Wakka: Ehh... Anyway, I can read this. *reading off the box:* From Rinoa Heartilly. To Shquall Leonhart. Open urgently. *stops reading* That doesn't make any sense...
Tidus: Right. Who'd wanna send pornography of these men to a man?
Wakka: There's a note on the back!
The note:
Dear Shquall,
I am writing this caushe I'm drunk and don't know what I'm doing. Thish ish porn that I took of you shecretly while you weren't watching. Pleashe don't shue me. I wanted you to know thish now becaushe I know you won't hurt a drunk girl. Oh, and pleashe throw thish evidence of illegal porn usheage away.
Shincerely,
Rinoa Heartilly
Wakka: Hmm... Let's just get rid of this.
Tidus: But what if Yuna and Rikku want it?
Wakka: Porn? Them?
Tidus: You never know.
Wakka: Well, I guess we'll ask them later. I wanna finish looking through it myself.
Suddenly, red lightning crackles. Akari and Ryu appear.
Akari: Hewo!!
Tidus: ... ... ... Who are you?
Ryu: Weren't you in Christmas Chaos!?
Tidus: No...
Akari: Hmm... I'll have to rewrite that fic and put you in. Anyways, we're gonna play a game!
Wakka: ...What?!
Akari: A game.
Wakka: Get away from me, woman!
Akari: ...Whatever. We're gonna play the OLD GRAMPA GAME SHOW game!
Ryu: Haven't we done that one before?
Akari: I guess... But too bad. Now I'm gonna make these FFX people act it out.
Tidus: Erm... Who are you?
A giant photo of Akari's face appears behind Akari.
Akari: I am the infamous ~Tifa Lockhart~! This is one of my cheesy and inappropriate fanfictions in which I am known as Akari Raye!! Feel my wrath, MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Tidus: ...Huh?
Akari: *sigh* ...Have you ever heard of my co-author, ~Cloud Strife~?
Tidus: *shakes head*
Akari: AKA Ryu Raye?
Tidus: Nope.
Akari: ...
Wakka: Hey, who's that guy wearing a dress like Lulu's?
Akari: That's Ryu.
Ryu: *looks down and realizes he's still wearing Lulu's dress* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
Akari zaps Ryu his regular outfit.
Ryu: Thanks. Now, we're gonna play the OLD GRAMPA GAME SHOW game!!!
Akari: Tidus and Wakka will be contestants on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?.
Ryu: Wakka will be the host and Tidus will be the contestant.
Akari: Okay, start!
Akari zaps in the Who Wants to be a Millionaire? set.
Wakka: Welcome to this cheesy show! You know, back in the olden days, we didn't have these hodiggles! Anyways, our fastest finger question is: Put these ages of FF characters in order from least to greatest! 10, 21, 37, 6. But because we have only one contestant because this show shucks, Tidus wins!! Come on down, you weirdo!
Tidus: Yay!! I think I'm gonna have a heart attack!
Wakka: Good! ...I mean... Terrible. Now let's play this poopy game!
Wakka and Tidus sit down.
Wakka: Your first question for $50,000...
Tidus: Wait a second, shouldn't I begin with the $100 question?
Wakka: Sorry, can't hear you. I'm deaf in one ear! The question is... What is the question?
A.) I don't know
B.) I'm gonna have a heart attack
C.) What is the question?
or D.) You are a jack@$$.
Tidus: Well, I think the answer is D.
Wakka: Final answer?
Tidus: Hmm...
Wakka looks at Tidus evilly.
Tidus: No. My final answer's A.
Wakka: Are you sure, you little hodiggley?
Tidus: No. My final answer's B.
Wakka: Make up your mind, ya bard!
Tidus: Gosh, don't have one of those weird spotted things!
Wakka: A cow.
Tidus: No, it's not a cow...
Wakka: Is B your final answer?
Tidus: No. It's C.
Wakka: Right! Now for the $1,000,000 question. The question is: What is the answer?
A.) B
B.) C
C.) D
D.) E
E.) ???
Tidus: Hmm... I think I'll use a lifeline. I'm gonna phone a friend, Rikku.
A phone ring is heard.
Person on the phone: Hello, thank you for choosing Chunk E. Cheeses. How may I help you?
Tidus: Huh? Wrong number.
Another phone rings.
Person on the phone: Hello, thank you for calling Rin's. How may I help you?
Tidus: *sigh* These kids are so weird these days! Speaking like that. And they probably have spiky hair, an earring in one ear, are wearing a laderhosen, carrying around Blitzballs, hanging out with them crazy summoner ladies, black mages who don't look like mages, guys with strange sticking-up orange hair, people addicted to liquor in pretty bottles, fuzzy blue tall evil things, Yuffie/Kid/Zidane copying thiefs...
Another phone rings.
Person on the phone: Thank you for ordering viagra online! A box of viagra is coming to your house right now.
Wakka: Looks like we'll never reach that Rikku girl... Tidus, you dimwit, just make a choice and don't use a lifeline!
Person on the phone: Wait! Wakka? It's me, Rikku!
Wakka: Huh? You liar! Rikku doesn't sell viagra, she's a sweetie poop!
Rikku: ...It's me, dumb***.
Tidus: I have a question, lady pretending to be a crazy ninja thief!
Tidus reads the question.
Rikku: Hmm... I don't know. I think it's either A, B, C, or D. Can't be E. Nope. E's are evil. Stand for evil.
Wakka: Ehh... Hey, why isn't that foogily timer running out? We've been on the phone for two hours!
Rikku: Dunno. Let's just stay on. Oh no... My boss is coming! And he has a mallet!
In where Rikku is, a sound of screaming is heard, followed by a sound of someone hitting someone else on the head with a mallet and a dial tone. The other line runs dead.
Wakka: I sure hope that strange foogily girl isn't dead.
Tidus: Hmm... Okay, my final answer is B.
Wakka: Why?
Tidus: I like that letter. Besides, the lady pretending to be a crazy ninja thief thought that it was B.
Wakka: And A and C and D.
Tidus: B. B IS MY FINAL ANSWER.
Wakka: Oookay, ya joobyjoob. B is... Correct!
Tidus: Huh? I didn't expect that. All I wanted was to get off this shiggly show.
Wakka: Well, if B is C, and C is D, and D is E, and E is the CORRECT answer, then all answers were correct! Good job, joobyjoob!!!
Tidus: Yay! I'm gonna buy myself a woman and a Pizza Hut!
Akari: Okay, game over. Thanks for playing.
Akari and Ryu dissapear.
Tidus: ... ... ... ... ...That was pointless.
Wakka: ... ... ... ... ...Yeah.
The scene changes to Yuna, Rikku, and Lulu outside someone's house.
Yuna: Hee hee hee...
Rikku: Yunie, are you sure this is legal?
Lulu: Yeah, I don't wanna get arrested for stalking people AGAIN...
Yuna: Oh, don't worry. This won't take long.
Yuna looks through the window in front of her. Inside the house, Seymour is taking a shower.
Yuna: Dear God... What is he?!
Rikku looks through the window.
Rikku: Hmm... Quite possibly an 'it'.
Lulu: I'm not looking. You can't make me!
Yuna: Good. This is awful...
Lulu: Hey, what's he doing?
Seymour is coming out of the shower, naked. He puts a towel around his body and walks out of the bathroom.
Yuna: Darn! We have to go to the next window!
Yuna, Rikku, and Lulu sneak around the house to the living room window. Yuna and Rikku look through.
Yuna: ...Eeew!
Lulu: What?
Lulu looks through the window. She sees Seymour dancing to the Final Fantasy X theme, Suteki Da Ne.
Lulu: Eeew!
Rikku: I don't think it's so disgusting.
Lulu and Yuna look at Rikku weird.
Rikku: What?
Lulu: *sigh* Let's get outta here, Yuna.
Yuna: Come on, we have to see this...
Lulu: What's the purpose for it all?
Yuna: Erm... Um... Ehh... I dunno. I just wanna embarass Seymour.
Rikku: He doesn't know we're here.
Yuna: Well, too bad.
Yuna turns back to the window. Now, Seymour is dancing NAKED.
Yuna: Eeew!!!
Lulu: I'm not gonna look.
Rikku: I am.
Rikku looks.
Rikku: Oh, sick... Unfortunately, he can dance VERY well. Oh dear, here comes a leap and a twirl! Noooooooo! He's doing the tango!!!
Yuna: Man... We have to get outta here.
Yuna turns around. Suddenly, Akari and Ryu appear in front of Yuna, causing Yuna to fall back.
Yuna: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lulu: Shh!
It's too late; Seymour hears Yuna scream and runs up to the window.
Seymour: Ack! What are you doing here?!
Yuna: Nothing... We sure weren't stalking and spying on you...
Lulu: *smacks her own forehead* Yuna!!!
Akari: Ahem... Anyone notice us?
Rikku: Hi. Who are you?
Ryu: We are the infamous fanfiction writers, ~Tifa Lockhart~ and ~Cloud Strife~ AKA Akari and Ryu!!!
Rikku: Oh.
Akari: We're gonna play a game now.
Seymour: A...what?
Akari: A game.
Seymour: Oh.
Ryu: We're gonna have you play the BACHELORS game! But in this case, it's the BACHELORETTES game since Seymour will be interviewing Yuna, Rikku, and Lulu.
Rikku: Oh, @#%$.
Lulu: I agree, @#$%.
Yuna: Yay!!! A game!
Akari: Our bachelorettes will each be given a videogame identity to perform.
Akari hands the girls each a piece of paper. Yuna is Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider games, Rikku is Kid from Chrono Cross, and Lulu is Lucia from Lunar 2: Eternal Blue Complete.
Ryu: Seymour will ask them questions and try to find out who they are. Okay, begin!!
The girls and Seymour sit down.
Seymour: Bachelorette Number One, I like women who are physically strong. How about you?
Yuna: Well, if you didn't notice already, these--
Yuna points to her... Um, chest.
Yuna: --Are built to last.
Seymour: Whatever. Number Two, on our first date, what kind of conversation would you start with me?
Rikku: Hahaha... Mate, are ya leading on to me?
Seymour: Huh?
Rikku: If you are... *pretends to take out a dagger* I'll kick your arse so hard, it'll kiss the moons!
Seymour: *cough* Number Three, what do you like about a man?
Lulu: Well Seymour, Yuna has proved that you're not a man. Besides, I only like those men with green stuff on their faces.
Seymour: ...Number One, where do you spend your time?
Yuna: I like to go into tombs and dig up stuff. You know, raid 'em.
Seymour: Um... Number Two, same question.
Rikku: I like to go to the beach, mate. Reminds me of this one blue-haired arse-head who followed me around and stuff. Man, I loved that KID...
Seymour: Where would you take me on our first date, Number Three?
Lulu: First of all, I'd take you to a non-coed hot tub. Then I'd go into the men's hot tub room NAKED and ask to bathe with you.
Seymour: !!!!!!
Lulu: That's not what the other guy said... Hiro, his name was.
Seymour: Ahem. Number One, what's your favorite food?
Yuna: I don't eat. The fat's bad for my tight butt.
Seymour: Number Two?
Rikku: Oh, I don't eat either. Do you realize that I'm only 16 and weigh EXACTLY 99 POUNDS?!?!?!? That's less than the author, and she's like... 14!
Seymour: Hmm... I ran out of questions.
Lulu: Hey, you didn't ask me what I like to eat. Sugary tea is good, if you were wondering.
Seymour: I thought you were going to tell me that you didn't eat. Like the other two.
Lulu: Well, it's funny. I'm a pig, but I'm also an alien. I'm not from this world.
Seymour: Eeew... I pick Bachelorette Number Two. One keeps pointing to her 'jugs' and Three is just messed up somewhere in the head.
Akari: Oookay. Who do you think they are?
Seymour: Um... Number One is Chun~Li from the Street Fighters, Two is the author, and Three is Celvice from Zone Of The Enders?
Akari: !!!... All wrong!
Yuna: Why did you think I was Chun~Li? Her breasts are perfectly normal. I was in fact, Lara Croft.
Seymour: Lara's breasts aren't big.
Yuna: Yeah.
Seymour: Oh. Maybe my nude code makes them appear smaller...
Rikku: Ahem. I was Kid from Chrono Cross.
Akari: Why the @#$% did you think Rikku was me?!
Seymour: Well, cause she was talking about me leading on to her...
Akari: !!!
Seymour: ...And about some blue-haired 'arse'-head, who may be me...
Akari: ...
Seymour: ...And the reference to you when talking about how much she weighed...
Akari: ???
Seymour: Oh, I mean, how would Rikku know how much you weighed?
Akari: Well, first of all, she doesn't. I'm not even 14.
Seymour: Oh...
Akari: Moving on.
Lulu: CELVICE??? WHY THE HELL???
Seymour: Sorry, I didn't have much time to think it over.
Lulu: Celvice acts nothing like what I was! I'm Lucia from L2:EBC.
Seymour: Oh, so that's what the hot tub business was about!
Lulu: Well, I guess Celvice would fit the hot tub bit...
Akari: Hey, I love Celvice!
Lulu: Sorry.
Akari: Lulu, you used to be my favorite character and suddenly you hate Celvice!
Akari looks at Lulu with evil eyes.
Ryu: Oookay. Let's get to a commercial.
^^^COMMERCIAL^^^
Anouncer: ribbit Welcome to a new commercial!! ribbit You may be wondering why I'm ribbiting. ribbit Well, I was Cid Fabool in the FFIX commercial... ribbit But right now, I'm Frog from Chrono Trigger. ribbit
The Chrono Trigger team appears. They are unfortunately going crazy.
Anouncer: ribbit What the ribbit !!!
Crono seems to be poking people with his hair... Lucca is trying to shoot everyone... Marle is slapping everyone... Ayla is using her club to hit Marle and calm her down... Robo is trying to avoid the hair, bullets, and hands... And Frog is staring the anouncer straight in the face.
Anouncer: ribbit This was the worst idea... ribbit
Frog: ...You copied my face! ribbit
Frog tackles the anouncer.
Anouncer: Can't...breathe...Get...the...frog...off...me... *faints*
^^^END OF COMMERCIAL, thank God.^^^
Akari and Ryu are in Kimahri's house.
Akari: ...Why the @#$% are we here?
Ryu: *shrugs* Dunno.
Akari: Well, we might as well find Kimahri and play a game.
Akari looks around. She notices a room marked "Do not enter" and goes inside.
Akari: ...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the room, Kimahri is naked in a hot tub. Dona and Shelinda are inside as well. Ryu walks into the room.
Ryu: ...DEAR GOD!!!!!!
Kimahri: It's not what it looks like!!! I mean... Kimahri confused.
Akari: Kimahri, get those women out of the hot tub.
Kimahri: I don't wanna! I mean... Kimahri say no!
Akari: *sigh*
Akari zaps Dona and Shelinda away.
Akari: Now we're gonna play a game.
Ryu: Yep, the UNLIKELY SUPERHEROES game!
Kimahri: Oh, @#$%. I mean... Kimahri not like game.
Akari: Do you actually have good grammar?!
Kimahri: Yes, of course. I mean... Kimahri say no.
Akari: Oh, whatever.
Akari zaps Auron, Tidus, and Wakka into the room.
Tidus: What are we doing here?
Auron: And why is Kimahri naked?
Akari: All will not be explained. Now let's play the UNLIKELY SUPERHEROES game.
Ryu: We need the audience to choose Kimahri's identity...
Random audience members: Fuzzy Surfer Dude! Captain Cheese-Burglar! Crazy Taxi Man!
Akari: Ech... I choose Captain Cheese-Burglar. Kimahri will start off with a problem...
Random audience members: World has run out of cheese! Can't find cheese to steal! Evil guy named Dr. Eggs is robbing world of cheese!
Akari: That last one's good. And just for fun, instead of Auron being a superhero out to help Captain Cheese-Burglar, he will be Dr. Eggs.
Auron: Oh, man...
Kimahri: Hey, can I use good grammar?
Akari: Whatever. Kay, start!
Kimahri walks onstage.
Kimahri: Now, to steal some good cheese... Golly gosh, all the cheese in the world has been stolen by Dr. Eggs!
Tidus walks onstage.
Kimahri: Looks like I need help from... Hyper Caffeine Man!
Tidus starts running around in circles.
Tidus: Gimme coffee!! Must have coffee!
Tidus starts laughing maniacly.
Kimahri: Hmm... Hyper Caffeine Man isn't gonna help me.
Wakka comes onstage.
Tidus: Hee hee hee! It's My-Pants-Are-On-Fire Man!!
Wakka stops, drops, and rolls.
Wakka: Eeek, my @$$ is on fire!
Tidus: I said pants.
Wakka: Well, if your pants are on fire, wouldn't they burn through to your @$$?
Tidus: Hmm... You have a point.
Suddenly, Kimahri screams.
Kimahri: It's Dr. Eggs!!
Auron comes onstage.
Auron: Mwuahahaha... In the name of the Eggs, I shall dominate all the cheese in the world!!!
Kimahri: Oh no!
Tidus: Don't worry, I'll give him some caffeine!
Tidus pours imaginary caffeine onto Auron's face.
Auron: Hahaha! I am almost invincible! Being drunk will not hurt me!
Wakka: Then... I'll set you on fire!
Wakka sets Auron on fire using his pants.
Auron: Nooooooooooooooo.... I'm melting!!!!
Auron runs offstage.
Tidus: Tee hee, the problem is solved!
Tidus runs around in circle exactly 42 times, then runs offstage.
Wakka: I better go get a hose.
Wakka runs offstage, clutching his butt.
Kimahri: Mmm, cheese...
Akari: Okay, that's the game for you!
Ryu: We have to go now.
Akari and Ryu dissapear in a stardust.
Tidus: ...I don't think they like us.
Tidus starts crying.
Auron: *sigh* ...
The next scene is with Dona and Isaruu in the Besaid Temple. Akari and Ryu appear.
Akari: Hewo!
Dona: Eeek! *falls over*
Akari: Sorry.
Dona: Who are you?!
Akari: The infamous ~Tifa Lockhart~ AKA Akari. Geez, no one reads fanfictions these days...
Dona: Well, Isaruu and I were just praying. So excuse us.
Akari: We're gonna play a game!
Dona: Didn't I just tell you to leave?
Akari: Hmm... *reads fanfiction over again* Nope.
Dona: *sigh* Just go.
Akari: No! We're gonna play the SCENES FROM A HAT game!
Ryu: In this one, you and Isaruu will be acting out a scene. When Aki calls out a movie style that random audience members wrote down earlier, you will perform the scene in that style.
Akari: We need one more player...
Akari zaps in Barthello, Dona's guardian.
Barthello: *wearing only a towel* Huh? Where am I? Wasn't I just...
Ryu: Yeeeees, yooooou weeeeeere... I aaaaam iiiiin yoooooour dreeeeeams... Yooooou aaaaare beeeeeing hypnoooootized...
Akari: Ryu!!!
Ryu: Just kidding. Look, we're gonna play the SCENES FROM A HAT game.
Barthello: Oh, I love that game!
Ryu: Ehh... Anyways, the scene is: Isaruu and Dona are getting married when Barthello, Dona's old boyfriend, runs in and tries to stop the wedding.
Dona: Oh dear lord...
Ryu: Hee hee hee... Start!
Someone backstage: You may now kiss the bride.
Isaruu is about to kiss Dona--who is ready to hit him in the face--when Barthello runs into the room.
Barthello: No, you can't marry him!
Akari: SOUTH PARK!!!
Dona: Why the @#$% not?
Barthello: Cause I love you, ya @#$%^.
Audience: Aww...
Isaruu: Stay away from my woman, @#$%!!!
Isaruu and Barthello start to fight.
Dona: Oh my God, you killed Kenny!!!!!!!! I mean... Isaruu.
Akari: FINAL FANTASY: THE SPIRITS WITHIN!!!
Dona, Barthello, and Isaruu: Huh?
Akari: *sigh* You know, sci-fi...
Dona: I just made a discovery about the eighth spirit...
Isaruu: The spirit of marriage?!
Dona: Precise. Hey, why's he sleeping?
Barthello: *wakes up* AAAAAHHHH!
Isaruu: You okay?
Barthello: I had a dream that... Aliens were taking over...
Akari: BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!!!
Dona and Isaruu start to dance.
Barthello: Tale as old as time... Hey, gimme back my girlfriend!!!
Isaruu: No, I need her to turn back into a prince before the petals fall off the rose!
Akari: JERRY SPRINGER!!!
Dona: You were using me?!
Isaruu: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Barthello: Today's episode: "Give me back my @#$%ing sci-fi beauty!
Akari: Huh?
Ryu: Hmm... Let's stop. This is getting confusing.
Dona: Can I go back to praying now?
Akari: Whatever.
Akari zaps Isaruu and Barthello back to wherever Barthello came from.
Dona: ...Where's Isaruu?
Akari: Oops...
Akari and Ryu dissapear.
Dona: Oh, @#$%!!!
Akari and Ryu appear on the Who's Line? set, where everyone who played their games is gathered.
Akari: Thanks for reading!!! For our final game, we'll have Auron, Tidus and Lulu read the credits as if they're on Jerry Springer. But of course, since this is Jerry Springer, jealous lovers may come in at any time. Begin!!
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Auron: Today on Jerry Springer... You slept with my co-author!
Akari: What are you talking about!? *sigh* Move on...
Auron: Our guest today is Tidus...
Tidus comes onstage.
Auron: So, what is the problem?
Tidus: My woman's in love with someone else!
Auron: So, today's real topic is... My woman's in love with someone else!
Lulu comes onstage.
Audience: Boooooooooooo!!!!!!
Lulu: You're all just jealous of these! *points to her... erm...*
Auron: Who are you in love with, Lulu?
Lulu: Well, it sure ain't him. *points to Tidus* That's Yuna's job.
The camera closes in on Yuna.
Yuna: What?
Lulu: I'm in love with... Wakka!
Auron: Bring Wakka in!
Wakka comes onstage.
Wakka: I'm glad to be here. I'd like to thank Seymour for marrying the summoner who was trying to kill him, Barthello for being in love with Auron, and Shelinda for no particular reason at all...
Auron: Huh? You're on the Jerry Springer show.
Wakka: Ehh? I thought this was Wheel of Fortune!!!
Auron: It appears Lulu's in love with you.
Wakka: Oh... Dammit!
Lulu: What?
Wakka: I love someone else.
Lulu: @#$%!!!!!!!!!! *tackles Wakka*
Auron: Erm... Bring Wakka's lover in!
Rikku comes onstage.
Rikku: Hey, aren't I a little too young to be here?...
Auron: Are you in love with Wakka?
Rikku: No! He hates Al Bhed!
Wakka: You're Al Bhed?!
Rikku: *points to her eyes* Duh.
Wakka: I thought those were your weird contacts!
Rikku: *shakes head* No.
Wakka: Well, don't you still love me?
Rikku: I love someone else.
Kimahri comes onstage.
Kimahri: Where Shelinda? Where Dona? They like fuzzy people in hot tub.
Rikku: So do I.
Kimahri: Oh, Al Bhed girl. I put you in phone book.
Kimahri takes out a phone book labeled "Chicks for Kimahri" and writes down the number to the Viagra company.
Rikku: Noooooooooo!!!!!! You don't love me!!!
Kimahri: Right. I love Isaruu.
Rikku: !!!
Kimahri: Oh, and Seymour. He hot.
Rikku: *sigh*
Tidus: Hey Auron? ...I mean, Jerry? Weren't we just talking about me and Lulu?
Auron: Wait, this is getting interesting...
Tidus: *sigh* Lulu, I have something to say...
Lulu: *stops tackling Wakka* What?
Tidus: Will you marry me?
Lulu: Oh, sure. I'm an expert at that kind of stuff.
Auron: I know a good priest. Ryu. And Akari's really good at throwing things.
Akari: Dear God, Auron...
Akari throws a grenade at Auron.
Akari: That's it for this episode, folks! Which videogame would you like to see being spoofed next? Just review this and tell me in your review, and I'll try to make a Who's Line? episode for it! Till next time (maybe)!!!
~*~
Please review!! And if you'd like to see a particular Squaresoft game spoofed as a Who's Line? episode, please tell me in your review. If no one asks me to do one, #_# then I'll just do Chrono Trigger followed by Chrono Cross. Bye!!!
Oh, one more thing... Please check back in the FFIX episode if you didn't already read the commercial for FFX. I forgot to put it in, but it's up now.
Disclaimer: *sigh* ...I'm not gonna say it. You know what it is. *evil guy come to drag author away* ... *evil guy pulls out machine gun* Hahaha... That can't do anything! The only thing I'm scared of is Aeris! *evil guy takes off mask, revealing that he's Aeris* Eeek! Okay, I'll say it! Idon'townanythingexceptmyself,Ryu,andanythingIusethat'snotSquaresoft's!!! ...Please put away the gun. Aeris? I don't hate you that much. Don't shoot... ... ... ... ... *gunshot* ...#_#
Erm... Please skip the dumb disclaimers next time.
EPISODE 4: FINAL FANTASY X (Yay!!!)
Akari and Ryu are in their house in Sector 7. Akari is shown standing in front of a door. Ryu isn't shown on screen, but you can tell he's there cause cries of "I'm not coming out, you can't make me!!!" and "I'm gonna hurt you for this, Aki!!!" are heard.
Akari: Oh, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? Come out!
Ryu: *sigh* Not with this thing on.
Akari: ...Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Ryu: NO!
Akari: ...
Ryu: ...
Akari: *starts crying*
Ryu: Hey, don't cry! Okay, I'll come out...
Ryu comes out of the closet that Akari was standing in front of. He's wearing a dress just like Lulu's.
Ryu: *sigh...*
Akari: Say the message!
Ryu: Aki, don't make me do this...
Akari: Hey, I made you come out. Now I'm gonna make you speak.
Akari starts crying.
Ryu: ...Welcome to a special episode of Who's Line Is It, Anyway? Final Fantasy edition, written by Aki!
Akari: Ahem... Akari.
Ryu: But I always call you Aki.
Akari: Not in public fanfictions, you don't.
Ryu: ...Written by Akari. Today, Akari and I will present to you the Final Fantasy X edition! This amazing game has just come out, but because it's the next in the Final Fantasy series, we're gonna make fun of it! Enjoy!
Akari: Okay, thank you Ryu... Now do the Voodoo dance.
Ryu smiles weakly and spins around in a circle.
Akari: Yay! Oh, and to my loyal readers, please don't stop reading this fanfic because of the weird images that Ryu is forcing you to imagine.
Ryu suddenly falls over from spinning too quickly. He faints.
Akari: *sigh* Let's get on with the episode...
Akari takes out a wand and hits Ryu on the head with it. When he wakes up, Ryu and Akari dissapear in a glittery swirl.
Meanwhile, with Tidus and Wakka...
Tidus: Hmm... Where'd you get this, again?
Wakka: It came in a box in the mail.
Tidus: Where's the box? It might say who mailed it to us.
Wakka pulls out a box.
Tidus: ...I can't read that.
Wakka: Heh... Looks like it was written by a drunk 17-year old.
Tidus: Hey, are you making fun of me?! Just because Yuna decided to experiment by giving me sake before I went off to the Blitzball tournament, doesn't mean that you have the privilige to laugh at me.
Wakka: Ehh... Anyway, I can read this. *reading off the box:* From Rinoa Heartilly. To Shquall Leonhart. Open urgently. *stops reading* That doesn't make any sense...
Tidus: Right. Who'd wanna send pornography of these men to a man?
Wakka: There's a note on the back!
The note:
Dear Shquall,
I am writing this caushe I'm drunk and don't know what I'm doing. Thish ish porn that I took of you shecretly while you weren't watching. Pleashe don't shue me. I wanted you to know thish now becaushe I know you won't hurt a drunk girl. Oh, and pleashe throw thish evidence of illegal porn usheage away.
Shincerely,
Rinoa Heartilly
Wakka: Hmm... Let's just get rid of this.
Tidus: But what if Yuna and Rikku want it?
Wakka: Porn? Them?
Tidus: You never know.
Wakka: Well, I guess we'll ask them later. I wanna finish looking through it myself.
Suddenly, red lightning crackles. Akari and Ryu appear.
Akari: Hewo!!
Tidus: ... ... ... Who are you?
Ryu: Weren't you in Christmas Chaos!?
Tidus: No...
Akari: Hmm... I'll have to rewrite that fic and put you in. Anyways, we're gonna play a game!
Wakka: ...What?!
Akari: A game.
Wakka: Get away from me, woman!
Akari: ...Whatever. We're gonna play the OLD GRAMPA GAME SHOW game!
Ryu: Haven't we done that one before?
Akari: I guess... But too bad. Now I'm gonna make these FFX people act it out.
Tidus: Erm... Who are you?
A giant photo of Akari's face appears behind Akari.
Akari: I am the infamous ~Tifa Lockhart~! This is one of my cheesy and inappropriate fanfictions in which I am known as Akari Raye!! Feel my wrath, MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Tidus: ...Huh?
Akari: *sigh* ...Have you ever heard of my co-author, ~Cloud Strife~?
Tidus: *shakes head*
Akari: AKA Ryu Raye?
Tidus: Nope.
Akari: ...
Wakka: Hey, who's that guy wearing a dress like Lulu's?
Akari: That's Ryu.
Ryu: *looks down and realizes he's still wearing Lulu's dress* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
Akari zaps Ryu his regular outfit.
Ryu: Thanks. Now, we're gonna play the OLD GRAMPA GAME SHOW game!!!
Akari: Tidus and Wakka will be contestants on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?.
Ryu: Wakka will be the host and Tidus will be the contestant.
Akari: Okay, start!
Akari zaps in the Who Wants to be a Millionaire? set.
Wakka: Welcome to this cheesy show! You know, back in the olden days, we didn't have these hodiggles! Anyways, our fastest finger question is: Put these ages of FF characters in order from least to greatest! 10, 21, 37, 6. But because we have only one contestant because this show shucks, Tidus wins!! Come on down, you weirdo!
Tidus: Yay!! I think I'm gonna have a heart attack!
Wakka: Good! ...I mean... Terrible. Now let's play this poopy game!
Wakka and Tidus sit down.
Wakka: Your first question for $50,000...
Tidus: Wait a second, shouldn't I begin with the $100 question?
Wakka: Sorry, can't hear you. I'm deaf in one ear! The question is... What is the question?
A.) I don't know
B.) I'm gonna have a heart attack
C.) What is the question?
or D.) You are a jack@$$.
Tidus: Well, I think the answer is D.
Wakka: Final answer?
Tidus: Hmm...
Wakka looks at Tidus evilly.
Tidus: No. My final answer's A.
Wakka: Are you sure, you little hodiggley?
Tidus: No. My final answer's B.
Wakka: Make up your mind, ya bard!
Tidus: Gosh, don't have one of those weird spotted things!
Wakka: A cow.
Tidus: No, it's not a cow...
Wakka: Is B your final answer?
Tidus: No. It's C.
Wakka: Right! Now for the $1,000,000 question. The question is: What is the answer?
A.) B
B.) C
C.) D
D.) E
E.) ???
Tidus: Hmm... I think I'll use a lifeline. I'm gonna phone a friend, Rikku.
A phone ring is heard.
Person on the phone: Hello, thank you for choosing Chunk E. Cheeses. How may I help you?
Tidus: Huh? Wrong number.
Another phone rings.
Person on the phone: Hello, thank you for calling Rin's. How may I help you?
Tidus: *sigh* These kids are so weird these days! Speaking like that. And they probably have spiky hair, an earring in one ear, are wearing a laderhosen, carrying around Blitzballs, hanging out with them crazy summoner ladies, black mages who don't look like mages, guys with strange sticking-up orange hair, people addicted to liquor in pretty bottles, fuzzy blue tall evil things, Yuffie/Kid/Zidane copying thiefs...
Another phone rings.
Person on the phone: Thank you for ordering viagra online! A box of viagra is coming to your house right now.
Wakka: Looks like we'll never reach that Rikku girl... Tidus, you dimwit, just make a choice and don't use a lifeline!
Person on the phone: Wait! Wakka? It's me, Rikku!
Wakka: Huh? You liar! Rikku doesn't sell viagra, she's a sweetie poop!
Rikku: ...It's me, dumb***.
Tidus: I have a question, lady pretending to be a crazy ninja thief!
Tidus reads the question.
Rikku: Hmm... I don't know. I think it's either A, B, C, or D. Can't be E. Nope. E's are evil. Stand for evil.
Wakka: Ehh... Hey, why isn't that foogily timer running out? We've been on the phone for two hours!
Rikku: Dunno. Let's just stay on. Oh no... My boss is coming! And he has a mallet!
In where Rikku is, a sound of screaming is heard, followed by a sound of someone hitting someone else on the head with a mallet and a dial tone. The other line runs dead.
Wakka: I sure hope that strange foogily girl isn't dead.
Tidus: Hmm... Okay, my final answer is B.
Wakka: Why?
Tidus: I like that letter. Besides, the lady pretending to be a crazy ninja thief thought that it was B.
Wakka: And A and C and D.
Tidus: B. B IS MY FINAL ANSWER.
Wakka: Oookay, ya joobyjoob. B is... Correct!
Tidus: Huh? I didn't expect that. All I wanted was to get off this shiggly show.
Wakka: Well, if B is C, and C is D, and D is E, and E is the CORRECT answer, then all answers were correct! Good job, joobyjoob!!!
Tidus: Yay! I'm gonna buy myself a woman and a Pizza Hut!
Akari: Okay, game over. Thanks for playing.
Akari and Ryu dissapear.
Tidus: ... ... ... ... ...That was pointless.
Wakka: ... ... ... ... ...Yeah.
The scene changes to Yuna, Rikku, and Lulu outside someone's house.
Yuna: Hee hee hee...
Rikku: Yunie, are you sure this is legal?
Lulu: Yeah, I don't wanna get arrested for stalking people AGAIN...
Yuna: Oh, don't worry. This won't take long.
Yuna looks through the window in front of her. Inside the house, Seymour is taking a shower.
Yuna: Dear God... What is he?!
Rikku looks through the window.
Rikku: Hmm... Quite possibly an 'it'.
Lulu: I'm not looking. You can't make me!
Yuna: Good. This is awful...
Lulu: Hey, what's he doing?
Seymour is coming out of the shower, naked. He puts a towel around his body and walks out of the bathroom.
Yuna: Darn! We have to go to the next window!
Yuna, Rikku, and Lulu sneak around the house to the living room window. Yuna and Rikku look through.
Yuna: ...Eeew!
Lulu: What?
Lulu looks through the window. She sees Seymour dancing to the Final Fantasy X theme, Suteki Da Ne.
Lulu: Eeew!
Rikku: I don't think it's so disgusting.
Lulu and Yuna look at Rikku weird.
Rikku: What?
Lulu: *sigh* Let's get outta here, Yuna.
Yuna: Come on, we have to see this...
Lulu: What's the purpose for it all?
Yuna: Erm... Um... Ehh... I dunno. I just wanna embarass Seymour.
Rikku: He doesn't know we're here.
Yuna: Well, too bad.
Yuna turns back to the window. Now, Seymour is dancing NAKED.
Yuna: Eeew!!!
Lulu: I'm not gonna look.
Rikku: I am.
Rikku looks.
Rikku: Oh, sick... Unfortunately, he can dance VERY well. Oh dear, here comes a leap and a twirl! Noooooooo! He's doing the tango!!!
Yuna: Man... We have to get outta here.
Yuna turns around. Suddenly, Akari and Ryu appear in front of Yuna, causing Yuna to fall back.
Yuna: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lulu: Shh!
It's too late; Seymour hears Yuna scream and runs up to the window.
Seymour: Ack! What are you doing here?!
Yuna: Nothing... We sure weren't stalking and spying on you...
Lulu: *smacks her own forehead* Yuna!!!
Akari: Ahem... Anyone notice us?
Rikku: Hi. Who are you?
Ryu: We are the infamous fanfiction writers, ~Tifa Lockhart~ and ~Cloud Strife~ AKA Akari and Ryu!!!
Rikku: Oh.
Akari: We're gonna play a game now.
Seymour: A...what?
Akari: A game.
Seymour: Oh.
Ryu: We're gonna have you play the BACHELORS game! But in this case, it's the BACHELORETTES game since Seymour will be interviewing Yuna, Rikku, and Lulu.
Rikku: Oh, @#%$.
Lulu: I agree, @#$%.
Yuna: Yay!!! A game!
Akari: Our bachelorettes will each be given a videogame identity to perform.
Akari hands the girls each a piece of paper. Yuna is Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider games, Rikku is Kid from Chrono Cross, and Lulu is Lucia from Lunar 2: Eternal Blue Complete.
Ryu: Seymour will ask them questions and try to find out who they are. Okay, begin!!
The girls and Seymour sit down.
Seymour: Bachelorette Number One, I like women who are physically strong. How about you?
Yuna: Well, if you didn't notice already, these--
Yuna points to her... Um, chest.
Yuna: --Are built to last.
Seymour: Whatever. Number Two, on our first date, what kind of conversation would you start with me?
Rikku: Hahaha... Mate, are ya leading on to me?
Seymour: Huh?
Rikku: If you are... *pretends to take out a dagger* I'll kick your arse so hard, it'll kiss the moons!
Seymour: *cough* Number Three, what do you like about a man?
Lulu: Well Seymour, Yuna has proved that you're not a man. Besides, I only like those men with green stuff on their faces.
Seymour: ...Number One, where do you spend your time?
Yuna: I like to go into tombs and dig up stuff. You know, raid 'em.
Seymour: Um... Number Two, same question.
Rikku: I like to go to the beach, mate. Reminds me of this one blue-haired arse-head who followed me around and stuff. Man, I loved that KID...
Seymour: Where would you take me on our first date, Number Three?
Lulu: First of all, I'd take you to a non-coed hot tub. Then I'd go into the men's hot tub room NAKED and ask to bathe with you.
Seymour: !!!!!!
Lulu: That's not what the other guy said... Hiro, his name was.
Seymour: Ahem. Number One, what's your favorite food?
Yuna: I don't eat. The fat's bad for my tight butt.
Seymour: Number Two?
Rikku: Oh, I don't eat either. Do you realize that I'm only 16 and weigh EXACTLY 99 POUNDS?!?!?!? That's less than the author, and she's like... 14!
Seymour: Hmm... I ran out of questions.
Lulu: Hey, you didn't ask me what I like to eat. Sugary tea is good, if you were wondering.
Seymour: I thought you were going to tell me that you didn't eat. Like the other two.
Lulu: Well, it's funny. I'm a pig, but I'm also an alien. I'm not from this world.
Seymour: Eeew... I pick Bachelorette Number Two. One keeps pointing to her 'jugs' and Three is just messed up somewhere in the head.
Akari: Oookay. Who do you think they are?
Seymour: Um... Number One is Chun~Li from the Street Fighters, Two is the author, and Three is Celvice from Zone Of The Enders?
Akari: !!!... All wrong!
Yuna: Why did you think I was Chun~Li? Her breasts are perfectly normal. I was in fact, Lara Croft.
Seymour: Lara's breasts aren't big.
Yuna: Yeah.
Seymour: Oh. Maybe my nude code makes them appear smaller...
Rikku: Ahem. I was Kid from Chrono Cross.
Akari: Why the @#$% did you think Rikku was me?!
Seymour: Well, cause she was talking about me leading on to her...
Akari: !!!
Seymour: ...And about some blue-haired 'arse'-head, who may be me...
Akari: ...
Seymour: ...And the reference to you when talking about how much she weighed...
Akari: ???
Seymour: Oh, I mean, how would Rikku know how much you weighed?
Akari: Well, first of all, she doesn't. I'm not even 14.
Seymour: Oh...
Akari: Moving on.
Lulu: CELVICE??? WHY THE HELL???
Seymour: Sorry, I didn't have much time to think it over.
Lulu: Celvice acts nothing like what I was! I'm Lucia from L2:EBC.
Seymour: Oh, so that's what the hot tub business was about!
Lulu: Well, I guess Celvice would fit the hot tub bit...
Akari: Hey, I love Celvice!
Lulu: Sorry.
Akari: Lulu, you used to be my favorite character and suddenly you hate Celvice!
Akari looks at Lulu with evil eyes.
Ryu: Oookay. Let's get to a commercial.
^^^COMMERCIAL^^^
Anouncer: ribbit Welcome to a new commercial!! ribbit You may be wondering why I'm ribbiting. ribbit Well, I was Cid Fabool in the FFIX commercial... ribbit But right now, I'm Frog from Chrono Trigger. ribbit
The Chrono Trigger team appears. They are unfortunately going crazy.
Anouncer: ribbit What the ribbit !!!
Crono seems to be poking people with his hair... Lucca is trying to shoot everyone... Marle is slapping everyone... Ayla is using her club to hit Marle and calm her down... Robo is trying to avoid the hair, bullets, and hands... And Frog is staring the anouncer straight in the face.
Anouncer: ribbit This was the worst idea... ribbit
Frog: ...You copied my face! ribbit
Frog tackles the anouncer.
Anouncer: Can't...breathe...Get...the...frog...off...me... *faints*
^^^END OF COMMERCIAL, thank God.^^^
Akari and Ryu are in Kimahri's house.
Akari: ...Why the @#$% are we here?
Ryu: *shrugs* Dunno.
Akari: Well, we might as well find Kimahri and play a game.
Akari looks around. She notices a room marked "Do not enter" and goes inside.
Akari: ...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the room, Kimahri is naked in a hot tub. Dona and Shelinda are inside as well. Ryu walks into the room.
Ryu: ...DEAR GOD!!!!!!
Kimahri: It's not what it looks like!!! I mean... Kimahri confused.
Akari: Kimahri, get those women out of the hot tub.
Kimahri: I don't wanna! I mean... Kimahri say no!
Akari: *sigh*
Akari zaps Dona and Shelinda away.
Akari: Now we're gonna play a game.
Ryu: Yep, the UNLIKELY SUPERHEROES game!
Kimahri: Oh, @#$%. I mean... Kimahri not like game.
Akari: Do you actually have good grammar?!
Kimahri: Yes, of course. I mean... Kimahri say no.
Akari: Oh, whatever.
Akari zaps Auron, Tidus, and Wakka into the room.
Tidus: What are we doing here?
Auron: And why is Kimahri naked?
Akari: All will not be explained. Now let's play the UNLIKELY SUPERHEROES game.
Ryu: We need the audience to choose Kimahri's identity...
Random audience members: Fuzzy Surfer Dude! Captain Cheese-Burglar! Crazy Taxi Man!
Akari: Ech... I choose Captain Cheese-Burglar. Kimahri will start off with a problem...
Random audience members: World has run out of cheese! Can't find cheese to steal! Evil guy named Dr. Eggs is robbing world of cheese!
Akari: That last one's good. And just for fun, instead of Auron being a superhero out to help Captain Cheese-Burglar, he will be Dr. Eggs.
Auron: Oh, man...
Kimahri: Hey, can I use good grammar?
Akari: Whatever. Kay, start!
Kimahri walks onstage.
Kimahri: Now, to steal some good cheese... Golly gosh, all the cheese in the world has been stolen by Dr. Eggs!
Tidus walks onstage.
Kimahri: Looks like I need help from... Hyper Caffeine Man!
Tidus starts running around in circles.
Tidus: Gimme coffee!! Must have coffee!
Tidus starts laughing maniacly.
Kimahri: Hmm... Hyper Caffeine Man isn't gonna help me.
Wakka comes onstage.
Tidus: Hee hee hee! It's My-Pants-Are-On-Fire Man!!
Wakka stops, drops, and rolls.
Wakka: Eeek, my @$$ is on fire!
Tidus: I said pants.
Wakka: Well, if your pants are on fire, wouldn't they burn through to your @$$?
Tidus: Hmm... You have a point.
Suddenly, Kimahri screams.
Kimahri: It's Dr. Eggs!!
Auron comes onstage.
Auron: Mwuahahaha... In the name of the Eggs, I shall dominate all the cheese in the world!!!
Kimahri: Oh no!
Tidus: Don't worry, I'll give him some caffeine!
Tidus pours imaginary caffeine onto Auron's face.
Auron: Hahaha! I am almost invincible! Being drunk will not hurt me!
Wakka: Then... I'll set you on fire!
Wakka sets Auron on fire using his pants.
Auron: Nooooooooooooooo.... I'm melting!!!!
Auron runs offstage.
Tidus: Tee hee, the problem is solved!
Tidus runs around in circle exactly 42 times, then runs offstage.
Wakka: I better go get a hose.
Wakka runs offstage, clutching his butt.
Kimahri: Mmm, cheese...
Akari: Okay, that's the game for you!
Ryu: We have to go now.
Akari and Ryu dissapear in a stardust.
Tidus: ...I don't think they like us.
Tidus starts crying.
Auron: *sigh* ...
The next scene is with Dona and Isaruu in the Besaid Temple. Akari and Ryu appear.
Akari: Hewo!
Dona: Eeek! *falls over*
Akari: Sorry.
Dona: Who are you?!
Akari: The infamous ~Tifa Lockhart~ AKA Akari. Geez, no one reads fanfictions these days...
Dona: Well, Isaruu and I were just praying. So excuse us.
Akari: We're gonna play a game!
Dona: Didn't I just tell you to leave?
Akari: Hmm... *reads fanfiction over again* Nope.
Dona: *sigh* Just go.
Akari: No! We're gonna play the SCENES FROM A HAT game!
Ryu: In this one, you and Isaruu will be acting out a scene. When Aki calls out a movie style that random audience members wrote down earlier, you will perform the scene in that style.
Akari: We need one more player...
Akari zaps in Barthello, Dona's guardian.
Barthello: *wearing only a towel* Huh? Where am I? Wasn't I just...
Ryu: Yeeeees, yooooou weeeeeere... I aaaaam iiiiin yoooooour dreeeeeams... Yooooou aaaaare beeeeeing hypnoooootized...
Akari: Ryu!!!
Ryu: Just kidding. Look, we're gonna play the SCENES FROM A HAT game.
Barthello: Oh, I love that game!
Ryu: Ehh... Anyways, the scene is: Isaruu and Dona are getting married when Barthello, Dona's old boyfriend, runs in and tries to stop the wedding.
Dona: Oh dear lord...
Ryu: Hee hee hee... Start!
Someone backstage: You may now kiss the bride.
Isaruu is about to kiss Dona--who is ready to hit him in the face--when Barthello runs into the room.
Barthello: No, you can't marry him!
Akari: SOUTH PARK!!!
Dona: Why the @#$% not?
Barthello: Cause I love you, ya @#$%^.
Audience: Aww...
Isaruu: Stay away from my woman, @#$%!!!
Isaruu and Barthello start to fight.
Dona: Oh my God, you killed Kenny!!!!!!!! I mean... Isaruu.
Akari: FINAL FANTASY: THE SPIRITS WITHIN!!!
Dona, Barthello, and Isaruu: Huh?
Akari: *sigh* You know, sci-fi...
Dona: I just made a discovery about the eighth spirit...
Isaruu: The spirit of marriage?!
Dona: Precise. Hey, why's he sleeping?
Barthello: *wakes up* AAAAAHHHH!
Isaruu: You okay?
Barthello: I had a dream that... Aliens were taking over...
Akari: BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!!!
Dona and Isaruu start to dance.
Barthello: Tale as old as time... Hey, gimme back my girlfriend!!!
Isaruu: No, I need her to turn back into a prince before the petals fall off the rose!
Akari: JERRY SPRINGER!!!
Dona: You were using me?!
Isaruu: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Barthello: Today's episode: "Give me back my @#$%ing sci-fi beauty!
Akari: Huh?
Ryu: Hmm... Let's stop. This is getting confusing.
Dona: Can I go back to praying now?
Akari: Whatever.
Akari zaps Isaruu and Barthello back to wherever Barthello came from.
Dona: ...Where's Isaruu?
Akari: Oops...
Akari and Ryu dissapear.
Dona: Oh, @#$%!!!
Akari and Ryu appear on the Who's Line? set, where everyone who played their games is gathered.
Akari: Thanks for reading!!! For our final game, we'll have Auron, Tidus and Lulu read the credits as if they're on Jerry Springer. But of course, since this is Jerry Springer, jealous lovers may come in at any time. Begin!!
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Auron: Today on Jerry Springer... You slept with my co-author!
Akari: What are you talking about!? *sigh* Move on...
Auron: Our guest today is Tidus...
Tidus comes onstage.
Auron: So, what is the problem?
Tidus: My woman's in love with someone else!
Auron: So, today's real topic is... My woman's in love with someone else!
Lulu comes onstage.
Audience: Boooooooooooo!!!!!!
Lulu: You're all just jealous of these! *points to her... erm...*
Auron: Who are you in love with, Lulu?
Lulu: Well, it sure ain't him. *points to Tidus* That's Yuna's job.
The camera closes in on Yuna.
Yuna: What?
Lulu: I'm in love with... Wakka!
Auron: Bring Wakka in!
Wakka comes onstage.
Wakka: I'm glad to be here. I'd like to thank Seymour for marrying the summoner who was trying to kill him, Barthello for being in love with Auron, and Shelinda for no particular reason at all...
Auron: Huh? You're on the Jerry Springer show.
Wakka: Ehh? I thought this was Wheel of Fortune!!!
Auron: It appears Lulu's in love with you.
Wakka: Oh... Dammit!
Lulu: What?
Wakka: I love someone else.
Lulu: @#$%!!!!!!!!!! *tackles Wakka*
Auron: Erm... Bring Wakka's lover in!
Rikku comes onstage.
Rikku: Hey, aren't I a little too young to be here?...
Auron: Are you in love with Wakka?
Rikku: No! He hates Al Bhed!
Wakka: You're Al Bhed?!
Rikku: *points to her eyes* Duh.
Wakka: I thought those were your weird contacts!
Rikku: *shakes head* No.
Wakka: Well, don't you still love me?
Rikku: I love someone else.
Kimahri comes onstage.
Kimahri: Where Shelinda? Where Dona? They like fuzzy people in hot tub.
Rikku: So do I.
Kimahri: Oh, Al Bhed girl. I put you in phone book.
Kimahri takes out a phone book labeled "Chicks for Kimahri" and writes down the number to the Viagra company.
Rikku: Noooooooooo!!!!!! You don't love me!!!
Kimahri: Right. I love Isaruu.
Rikku: !!!
Kimahri: Oh, and Seymour. He hot.
Rikku: *sigh*
Tidus: Hey Auron? ...I mean, Jerry? Weren't we just talking about me and Lulu?
Auron: Wait, this is getting interesting...
Tidus: *sigh* Lulu, I have something to say...
Lulu: *stops tackling Wakka* What?
Tidus: Will you marry me?
Lulu: Oh, sure. I'm an expert at that kind of stuff.
Auron: I know a good priest. Ryu. And Akari's really good at throwing things.
Akari: Dear God, Auron...
Akari throws a grenade at Auron.
Akari: That's it for this episode, folks! Which videogame would you like to see being spoofed next? Just review this and tell me in your review, and I'll try to make a Who's Line? episode for it! Till next time (maybe)!!!
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Please review!! And if you'd like to see a particular Squaresoft game spoofed as a Who's Line? episode, please tell me in your review. If no one asks me to do one, #_# then I'll just do Chrono Trigger followed by Chrono Cross. Bye!!!