The Wolfbane Chronicles
Part 2: Suit Up!
A LunarFormer/TransFormers Fanfiction
Ah, hello again, my dear friends. LunarFormer here, and do I have a special treat in store for you today! Yes, that's right, in addition to meeting the original form of the Wolf Warrior
"Just call me Wolf!"
"Wolf boy, be quiet and let the man talk."
"Alright, honey, but only for you."
Ahem…as I was saying, along with seeing what came before Wolfbane, you get an introduction to YOURS TRULY! YES! LunarFormer makes his debut! And in a Wolfbane Chronicle, for cryin' out loud! Even I didn't expect this! I'm touched!
(Real author) Well, I felt it was time to give you some form, so I decided to give you a break. Besides, I think the ideas for that L.F. miniseries are getting pushed back. I might go into a Super Matthew Originals series first.
You wouldn't! We had a deal, Slagpit! I typed these up, and you gave me The Misadventures of LunarFormer!
(Slagpit, the real author) Well, we'll see. Let's ask our valued readers! Now, I know a few of the people reading this TF series, and I know you aren't big on TF. But, I'm sure I have at least a few diehard TF fans out there reading. So, I put it to you fine people, Respond to this series at ANY TIME and tell us which you think we should do first…L.F.'s miniseries, or a tale or two in the Originals category about Super Matthew and the Super Team.
Well, I suppose that's fair…but you still promised…
(Slagpit) Just get on with the disclaimer!
Fine. Slagpit and myself own, well…me, the Super Team You couldn't come up with a better name? (So sue me! I was only a little kid!) ok, whatever you say, Optimatt Prime, Wolfbane, Lifewing, and anyone else from the Wolfbane Chronicles series. TransFormers and all related elements are copyrighted by Hasbro, Takara, and whoever all else. And you all have my promise I will not have Splick-er-Spike show up in ANY of my stories. Oh, and vote for me!
(Hey, that's cheating!)
You wanna write this?
(No, I'll just see you back at the message board later.)
Fine then.
(Don't vote for him.)
HEY! I heard that!
(Heh heh heh.)
Scene: Outside the Super Cave
"Ah, Optimus! How nice to see you! Have a safe journey?" Super Matthew was more than eager to please the Autobots, particularly the leader. Being a leader himself, he felt obliged to make sure that Optimus Prime was made comfortable. But wait…hadn't the computer said AuotbotS incoming, as in more than one? It was only then that he saw the large fleet of cars kicking up the grassy plains. ("Oh, sweet mother of pearl…he brought them all!")
No, Optimus had not brought ALL the Autobots, as Super Matthew thought. Just a small group, consisting primarily of Wheeljack, Jazz, Bumblebee, Omega Supreme (I like the big lug, so I through him in, OK?), and Ironhide. Omega was, of course, the main cause of the ground being broken up. S.M. and Vince sighed simultainiously at the sight. That was one thing they forgot to do…activate the ramp extention to provide a decent road for the 'bots to travel on. Once the convoy made it's way to the base, Prime was the first to transform, followed by the rest.
"We are honored that you would have us here," Prime said, acting as though meeting up with a foreign dignitary.
If there was one thing Super Matthew was certain of, it was the fact that he was far more honored than Prime was. "Now, now, there's no need for the formalities here! We're all fighting for essentially the same thing, the protection of all that is good in this universe. If you hadn't come to help us out when the Decepticons took an unusual interest in Delaware, (Yes, Super Matthew is the super hero of Delaware. We're such a small state, we only really need one.) I don't know what we'd have done! And this is just my way of thanking you."
"Well, I certainly feel welcome! Come on, guys, let's party!" a rather enthusiastic Jazz called out, getting impatient with all the introductions. Omega Supreme, instead of transforming to robot mode like his comrades, switched to defensive mode, keeping an eye out for possible Decepticon attack. Bumblebee, Jazz, and Blaster, who had been riding in Bumblebee as usual, all started over to the refreshment table, which was loaded high with energon cubes and a large punch bowl filled with liquid energon. Vince went back into the Super Cave to make sure they would have enough energon, since they hadn't counted on the largest of all non-gestalt TransFormers to show up. Ironhide and Prime were busy discussing earthen politics, while Wheeljack was chatting with Therm, the Super Team's android, about some new ideas he was working on.
After a while, when everyone had had their fill of refreshments, Super Matthew clasped his hands and smiled graciously at the Autobot commander. "Well, I suppose it's about time I brought out the big surprise I had for you. I know it's probably unnecessary, but I felt it only fitting that I provide you with a small token of our team's esteem for helping us protect Delaware. Computer, if you would be so kind…"
The ground rumbled. Bumblebee and Jazz were knocked over by the seismic activity. Blaster balanced himself on Wheeljack, who in turn was holding on to Omega, the only thing NOT moving. Ironhide and Prime fought to keep their balance. Slowly, a large section of earth opened up, and out of it, a large…thing…covered in a sheet, was raised. "Ok, Computer. Next time, let's work on cutting down on the grandstanding with the earthquakes, shall we? Last thing we need are a bunch of scientists coming out here to investigate all the shaking." Super Matthew walked over to the sheet, and looked back at the assembled squad of Cybertronian warriors. "Optimus Prime, assorted Autobots, I give to you…the newest Autobot!" he said, then whipped the sheet off of the object. It looked very much like Metroplex, only smaller, with fewer guns. The assembled 'bots stared at it, mouths (or what passed as mouths, in Prime's case) agape, since this is decidedly pre-Metroplex. Super Matthew beamed at his creation. His team had outdone itself making this. If only they had a chance to decide on a name…
"Impressive," Prime said, still in awe of what he was seeing. The thing was bigger than Omega transformed to robot mode. He could tell, since after all the ground shaking, Omega transformed just to see what all the commotion was about. If you've ever seen a guardian robot faint, that is just about what happened after Omega saw the city-bot. Optimus, trying to pull himself together, finally asked, "So, what do you call this?"
Super Matthew nearly fell over when asked that. He had been dreading that question. "Well, um…you see, that's the problem. We don't know what to name it." As the hero said this, a small dark cloud gathered in the clear sky, and zapped the city with a lightning bolt.
"YYYYEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCHHHHHH!" the city cried out, quickly transforming into a robot no larger than Omega Supreme (let's hear it for extra dimensional pockets!). "MAN that hurt! Hi, name's LunarFormer. Nice to meet ya!" LunarFormer walked over to Optimus Prime, hand extended in friendship. "You must be Optimus Prime. I'm honored to be in your presence, sir! My data banks are brimming with information about you and the other Autobots! I can serve as not only a defense grid, but as a mobile armored fortress and alternate base of operations as well!"
Now it was Super Matthew's turn to gawk at the sight. First, how did it name itself? Second, where did that storm cloud come from? Lastly, why did it give itself a name like that (HEY! I HAVE A NICE NAME!)?
Prime, dazed, shook LunarFormer's hand, and looked over at Wheeljack pleadingly. Wheeljack shrugged. "Well, um, LunarFormer, welcome to the Autobots, I guess," Prime finally said, after a long, awkwardly silent period of hand shaking. "Um, could I have my hand back now?"
"Oh, yah, sorry about that, heh heh, got carried away." LunarFormer then released his grip on the Autobot leader's hand, and walked over to the other 'Bots, who were still gawking at the large, friendly new member of the team.
"Well, that was interesting," Wheeljack finally said. "And, as it just turns out, we brought something for you as well. Call it a host's gift, if you will." With that, the Autobot scientist walked over to Ironhide, who transformed.
"Why in tarnation did I have to lug that monstrosity around!"
"Because you were the only one that it would fit in!"
"Why didn't we just put it in Prahm's…"
"YOU try putting something in that trailer, and see how YOU like it!"
"Oh, all right, just I just hate bein' a dang blasted delivery vehicle!"
"Oh, give it a rest!"
Wheeljack pulled what looked like…well…if you ever saw TransFormers The Movie (Which I know all TransFans have!), looked like a primitive version of the exosuit worn by Spike and Daniel (that's as close to showing up as Splick is getting.). "We've been developing this. It's an exosuit for humans, which has limited transformation capabilities."
Therm walked over to Wheeljack and looked over the suit. He then looked over at Super Matthew. "Hey, Boss?"
"Huh? Wha?" Super Matthew was still looking up at the sky, trying to figure out where the lightning cloud came from.
"Could I talk with you for a minute?"
"Sure," Super Matthew walked over to Therm, who quickly huddled with his leader. The Autobots gathered around, wondering what was going on. Therm then motioned for Wheeljack to join them. Wheeljack quickly joined in the huddle as best he could, since he was dealing with two beings much smaller than himself.
"Hmm…yeah, I suppose that could be done, given we had the right tools…"
"We were able to build LunarFormer there, right? Surely we have the right tools."
"You have a point there. Hang on. Hey, Optimus?"
"Yes?"
"Mind if I stick around here for a few days? We have a joint experiment we want to try out."
"Fine by me. Maybe we can even fix up the base in your absence."
"Ha ha, very funny!"
And so, soon after, the other Autobots departed.
Scene: Inside the Super Cave, several days later.
"Ok, we're almost done…just one more connection here, and…THERE! DONE!"
Wheeljack beamed with pride at this newest accomplishment. With the help of the Super Team, he had managed to not only improve upon the exosuit, but make it so it was an individual Autobot, functional even without a human at the controls. He only had one problem.
"Why did you insist on making him purple?"
"HEY! I happen to like purple!" Super Matthew responded, slightly indignant.
"Oh. Ok," was all Wheeljack said.
"I think I'll call him…Optimatt Prime." Super Matthew said, regarding the new, still inactive 'bot on the operation table.
"You're kidding, right? Optimus would pitch a fit!" Wheeljack protested. He knew that the Prime title only applied to Autobot leaders.
"Look, he's not officially on the Autobot roster, now is he? So, since he's a independent, that makes him a leader of himself. And thus a Prime!" Therm explained. Wheeljack just shook his head.
"I still don't think he's gonna like this."
"Thell, let'th thust thee thwhat happenth thwhen we acivateth him!" Snakehead hissed. One of the problems with having a snakeoid head, you get a nasty lisp.
"Here goes nothin'," Vince cried, throwing a switch. Electricity began flowing into the new 'bot, which slowly began to move.
"It's AL~mfffumm~!" Super Matthew started to shout the most cliché thing in all history for when someone creates something that lives, but Mrowr quickly muffled him with his feline paw.
"Please, Super Matthew, wasn't that done once in the TF tv series? And wasn't that enough?" The Computer chided him.
"Sorry, I couldn't resist."
"I…am…activated," The new form said. "Interesting."
"Welcome, Optimatt Prime, to the Super Team!" Super Matthew said enthusiastically.
"Ah. I see," was all Optimatt Prime said to this.
"I still say Prime's gonna be mad."
"Oh, don't worry. He'll be fine!"
"Well, before I go, could I at least see you transform?"
"Sure, I don't see why not." With that, the purple bot began to transform, and resembled a purple armored van, with a large gun turret on top, mounted with a clear dome showing several highly corrosive acids in individually enclosed containers.
"Ok, everything checks out. I'll have to go and tell Prime about this one," and Wheeljack transformed, and peeled out of the Super Cave.
"So…where's the energon?"
Scene: Lifewing's room, Cybertron
"And that's the origin of Optimatt Prime. Now, if you don't mind, if I don't shift back to normal, I'm gonna go NUTS!" Wolfbane, still in 'retro' mode, which can now be clearly defined as being Optimatt Prime's body form, complained.
Lifewing, lifting her head from her boyfriend's shoulder, sighed. "Fine. If you must. I just love it when you do that for the first part of the story."
Wolf relaxed, reverting back to his normal self. "Ah, much better." Wolf scratched himself behind the ears absently. "How are you feeling? Any better?"
"Yes, I think so…"
"Good, because I still have to finish that speech for tomorrow's meeting of the Autobot Resistance."
"But aren't you going to finish the story?"
"Maybe later. If you still have bad dreams, yes, I'll come back and finish it for you. Now, goodnight, sweetheart." With that, Wolf stood up, kissed Lifewing on the cheek, and procceded out the door. He then heard a VERY overly dramatic scream come from behind him. He sighed. "I really should know better than that by now…" and turned back toward the room. "Ok, I'll finish the story…" he called, as he went back to the door. He then stopped just outside the door, and, doing a perfect imitation of Sparksmashers' voice, added, "…my dear! GYAHAHAHAHA!"
There was a real scream of horror from within the room, which made Wolfbane grin slyly. "Works every time." He then kicked in the door, as usual, and was met with a pillow in the face, just like any time he pulled that prank. "Ok, I deserve that…"
Ok, folks, this is, by far, THE longest Wolfbane Chronicle EVER! PLEASE RESPOND! And Vote for me!
(Slagpit) Stop plugging yourself, LF. I can just as easily get one of the other characters to write these!
Ok, Ok…Next time, a bit of a time jump, to a time when Optimatt Prime dies! But that's not all…coming up in Part 3: This Side of Oblivion!
Part 2: Suit Up!
A LunarFormer/TransFormers Fanfiction
Ah, hello again, my dear friends. LunarFormer here, and do I have a special treat in store for you today! Yes, that's right, in addition to meeting the original form of the Wolf Warrior
"Just call me Wolf!"
"Wolf boy, be quiet and let the man talk."
"Alright, honey, but only for you."
Ahem…as I was saying, along with seeing what came before Wolfbane, you get an introduction to YOURS TRULY! YES! LunarFormer makes his debut! And in a Wolfbane Chronicle, for cryin' out loud! Even I didn't expect this! I'm touched!
(Real author) Well, I felt it was time to give you some form, so I decided to give you a break. Besides, I think the ideas for that L.F. miniseries are getting pushed back. I might go into a Super Matthew Originals series first.
You wouldn't! We had a deal, Slagpit! I typed these up, and you gave me The Misadventures of LunarFormer!
(Slagpit, the real author) Well, we'll see. Let's ask our valued readers! Now, I know a few of the people reading this TF series, and I know you aren't big on TF. But, I'm sure I have at least a few diehard TF fans out there reading. So, I put it to you fine people, Respond to this series at ANY TIME and tell us which you think we should do first…L.F.'s miniseries, or a tale or two in the Originals category about Super Matthew and the Super Team.
Well, I suppose that's fair…but you still promised…
(Slagpit) Just get on with the disclaimer!
Fine. Slagpit and myself own, well…me, the Super Team You couldn't come up with a better name? (So sue me! I was only a little kid!) ok, whatever you say, Optimatt Prime, Wolfbane, Lifewing, and anyone else from the Wolfbane Chronicles series. TransFormers and all related elements are copyrighted by Hasbro, Takara, and whoever all else. And you all have my promise I will not have Splick-er-Spike show up in ANY of my stories. Oh, and vote for me!
(Hey, that's cheating!)
You wanna write this?
(No, I'll just see you back at the message board later.)
Fine then.
(Don't vote for him.)
HEY! I heard that!
(Heh heh heh.)
Scene: Outside the Super Cave
"Ah, Optimus! How nice to see you! Have a safe journey?" Super Matthew was more than eager to please the Autobots, particularly the leader. Being a leader himself, he felt obliged to make sure that Optimus Prime was made comfortable. But wait…hadn't the computer said AuotbotS incoming, as in more than one? It was only then that he saw the large fleet of cars kicking up the grassy plains. ("Oh, sweet mother of pearl…he brought them all!")
No, Optimus had not brought ALL the Autobots, as Super Matthew thought. Just a small group, consisting primarily of Wheeljack, Jazz, Bumblebee, Omega Supreme (I like the big lug, so I through him in, OK?), and Ironhide. Omega was, of course, the main cause of the ground being broken up. S.M. and Vince sighed simultainiously at the sight. That was one thing they forgot to do…activate the ramp extention to provide a decent road for the 'bots to travel on. Once the convoy made it's way to the base, Prime was the first to transform, followed by the rest.
"We are honored that you would have us here," Prime said, acting as though meeting up with a foreign dignitary.
If there was one thing Super Matthew was certain of, it was the fact that he was far more honored than Prime was. "Now, now, there's no need for the formalities here! We're all fighting for essentially the same thing, the protection of all that is good in this universe. If you hadn't come to help us out when the Decepticons took an unusual interest in Delaware, (Yes, Super Matthew is the super hero of Delaware. We're such a small state, we only really need one.) I don't know what we'd have done! And this is just my way of thanking you."
"Well, I certainly feel welcome! Come on, guys, let's party!" a rather enthusiastic Jazz called out, getting impatient with all the introductions. Omega Supreme, instead of transforming to robot mode like his comrades, switched to defensive mode, keeping an eye out for possible Decepticon attack. Bumblebee, Jazz, and Blaster, who had been riding in Bumblebee as usual, all started over to the refreshment table, which was loaded high with energon cubes and a large punch bowl filled with liquid energon. Vince went back into the Super Cave to make sure they would have enough energon, since they hadn't counted on the largest of all non-gestalt TransFormers to show up. Ironhide and Prime were busy discussing earthen politics, while Wheeljack was chatting with Therm, the Super Team's android, about some new ideas he was working on.
After a while, when everyone had had their fill of refreshments, Super Matthew clasped his hands and smiled graciously at the Autobot commander. "Well, I suppose it's about time I brought out the big surprise I had for you. I know it's probably unnecessary, but I felt it only fitting that I provide you with a small token of our team's esteem for helping us protect Delaware. Computer, if you would be so kind…"
The ground rumbled. Bumblebee and Jazz were knocked over by the seismic activity. Blaster balanced himself on Wheeljack, who in turn was holding on to Omega, the only thing NOT moving. Ironhide and Prime fought to keep their balance. Slowly, a large section of earth opened up, and out of it, a large…thing…covered in a sheet, was raised. "Ok, Computer. Next time, let's work on cutting down on the grandstanding with the earthquakes, shall we? Last thing we need are a bunch of scientists coming out here to investigate all the shaking." Super Matthew walked over to the sheet, and looked back at the assembled squad of Cybertronian warriors. "Optimus Prime, assorted Autobots, I give to you…the newest Autobot!" he said, then whipped the sheet off of the object. It looked very much like Metroplex, only smaller, with fewer guns. The assembled 'bots stared at it, mouths (or what passed as mouths, in Prime's case) agape, since this is decidedly pre-Metroplex. Super Matthew beamed at his creation. His team had outdone itself making this. If only they had a chance to decide on a name…
"Impressive," Prime said, still in awe of what he was seeing. The thing was bigger than Omega transformed to robot mode. He could tell, since after all the ground shaking, Omega transformed just to see what all the commotion was about. If you've ever seen a guardian robot faint, that is just about what happened after Omega saw the city-bot. Optimus, trying to pull himself together, finally asked, "So, what do you call this?"
Super Matthew nearly fell over when asked that. He had been dreading that question. "Well, um…you see, that's the problem. We don't know what to name it." As the hero said this, a small dark cloud gathered in the clear sky, and zapped the city with a lightning bolt.
"YYYYEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCHHHHHH!" the city cried out, quickly transforming into a robot no larger than Omega Supreme (let's hear it for extra dimensional pockets!). "MAN that hurt! Hi, name's LunarFormer. Nice to meet ya!" LunarFormer walked over to Optimus Prime, hand extended in friendship. "You must be Optimus Prime. I'm honored to be in your presence, sir! My data banks are brimming with information about you and the other Autobots! I can serve as not only a defense grid, but as a mobile armored fortress and alternate base of operations as well!"
Now it was Super Matthew's turn to gawk at the sight. First, how did it name itself? Second, where did that storm cloud come from? Lastly, why did it give itself a name like that (HEY! I HAVE A NICE NAME!)?
Prime, dazed, shook LunarFormer's hand, and looked over at Wheeljack pleadingly. Wheeljack shrugged. "Well, um, LunarFormer, welcome to the Autobots, I guess," Prime finally said, after a long, awkwardly silent period of hand shaking. "Um, could I have my hand back now?"
"Oh, yah, sorry about that, heh heh, got carried away." LunarFormer then released his grip on the Autobot leader's hand, and walked over to the other 'Bots, who were still gawking at the large, friendly new member of the team.
"Well, that was interesting," Wheeljack finally said. "And, as it just turns out, we brought something for you as well. Call it a host's gift, if you will." With that, the Autobot scientist walked over to Ironhide, who transformed.
"Why in tarnation did I have to lug that monstrosity around!"
"Because you were the only one that it would fit in!"
"Why didn't we just put it in Prahm's…"
"YOU try putting something in that trailer, and see how YOU like it!"
"Oh, all right, just I just hate bein' a dang blasted delivery vehicle!"
"Oh, give it a rest!"
Wheeljack pulled what looked like…well…if you ever saw TransFormers The Movie (Which I know all TransFans have!), looked like a primitive version of the exosuit worn by Spike and Daniel (that's as close to showing up as Splick is getting.). "We've been developing this. It's an exosuit for humans, which has limited transformation capabilities."
Therm walked over to Wheeljack and looked over the suit. He then looked over at Super Matthew. "Hey, Boss?"
"Huh? Wha?" Super Matthew was still looking up at the sky, trying to figure out where the lightning cloud came from.
"Could I talk with you for a minute?"
"Sure," Super Matthew walked over to Therm, who quickly huddled with his leader. The Autobots gathered around, wondering what was going on. Therm then motioned for Wheeljack to join them. Wheeljack quickly joined in the huddle as best he could, since he was dealing with two beings much smaller than himself.
"Hmm…yeah, I suppose that could be done, given we had the right tools…"
"We were able to build LunarFormer there, right? Surely we have the right tools."
"You have a point there. Hang on. Hey, Optimus?"
"Yes?"
"Mind if I stick around here for a few days? We have a joint experiment we want to try out."
"Fine by me. Maybe we can even fix up the base in your absence."
"Ha ha, very funny!"
And so, soon after, the other Autobots departed.
Scene: Inside the Super Cave, several days later.
"Ok, we're almost done…just one more connection here, and…THERE! DONE!"
Wheeljack beamed with pride at this newest accomplishment. With the help of the Super Team, he had managed to not only improve upon the exosuit, but make it so it was an individual Autobot, functional even without a human at the controls. He only had one problem.
"Why did you insist on making him purple?"
"HEY! I happen to like purple!" Super Matthew responded, slightly indignant.
"Oh. Ok," was all Wheeljack said.
"I think I'll call him…Optimatt Prime." Super Matthew said, regarding the new, still inactive 'bot on the operation table.
"You're kidding, right? Optimus would pitch a fit!" Wheeljack protested. He knew that the Prime title only applied to Autobot leaders.
"Look, he's not officially on the Autobot roster, now is he? So, since he's a independent, that makes him a leader of himself. And thus a Prime!" Therm explained. Wheeljack just shook his head.
"I still don't think he's gonna like this."
"Thell, let'th thust thee thwhat happenth thwhen we acivateth him!" Snakehead hissed. One of the problems with having a snakeoid head, you get a nasty lisp.
"Here goes nothin'," Vince cried, throwing a switch. Electricity began flowing into the new 'bot, which slowly began to move.
"It's AL~mfffumm~!" Super Matthew started to shout the most cliché thing in all history for when someone creates something that lives, but Mrowr quickly muffled him with his feline paw.
"Please, Super Matthew, wasn't that done once in the TF tv series? And wasn't that enough?" The Computer chided him.
"Sorry, I couldn't resist."
"I…am…activated," The new form said. "Interesting."
"Welcome, Optimatt Prime, to the Super Team!" Super Matthew said enthusiastically.
"Ah. I see," was all Optimatt Prime said to this.
"I still say Prime's gonna be mad."
"Oh, don't worry. He'll be fine!"
"Well, before I go, could I at least see you transform?"
"Sure, I don't see why not." With that, the purple bot began to transform, and resembled a purple armored van, with a large gun turret on top, mounted with a clear dome showing several highly corrosive acids in individually enclosed containers.
"Ok, everything checks out. I'll have to go and tell Prime about this one," and Wheeljack transformed, and peeled out of the Super Cave.
"So…where's the energon?"
Scene: Lifewing's room, Cybertron
"And that's the origin of Optimatt Prime. Now, if you don't mind, if I don't shift back to normal, I'm gonna go NUTS!" Wolfbane, still in 'retro' mode, which can now be clearly defined as being Optimatt Prime's body form, complained.
Lifewing, lifting her head from her boyfriend's shoulder, sighed. "Fine. If you must. I just love it when you do that for the first part of the story."
Wolf relaxed, reverting back to his normal self. "Ah, much better." Wolf scratched himself behind the ears absently. "How are you feeling? Any better?"
"Yes, I think so…"
"Good, because I still have to finish that speech for tomorrow's meeting of the Autobot Resistance."
"But aren't you going to finish the story?"
"Maybe later. If you still have bad dreams, yes, I'll come back and finish it for you. Now, goodnight, sweetheart." With that, Wolf stood up, kissed Lifewing on the cheek, and procceded out the door. He then heard a VERY overly dramatic scream come from behind him. He sighed. "I really should know better than that by now…" and turned back toward the room. "Ok, I'll finish the story…" he called, as he went back to the door. He then stopped just outside the door, and, doing a perfect imitation of Sparksmashers' voice, added, "…my dear! GYAHAHAHAHA!"
There was a real scream of horror from within the room, which made Wolfbane grin slyly. "Works every time." He then kicked in the door, as usual, and was met with a pillow in the face, just like any time he pulled that prank. "Ok, I deserve that…"
Ok, folks, this is, by far, THE longest Wolfbane Chronicle EVER! PLEASE RESPOND! And Vote for me!
(Slagpit) Stop plugging yourself, LF. I can just as easily get one of the other characters to write these!
Ok, Ok…Next time, a bit of a time jump, to a time when Optimatt Prime dies! But that's not all…coming up in Part 3: This Side of Oblivion!