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The Bugs and Daffy Show
Scene: The Looney Tunes Forest with Bugs' burrow centered on the screen. (Camera zooms in slowly)
[Bugs is in his bed sleeping. He gets a phone call, wakes up, and answers the phone. It's his boss.]
Bugs: Hello?
Boss: Bugs, we need you down here at the station, Warner Brothers wants to get you to sign this contract for a new talk show.
Bugs: Sure, but I need a sidekick to make fun of and pull gags on.
Boss: Not a problem. We've already got him all signed up. Of course, we didn't tell him that he was going to be your sidekick, because if we did he'd blow his top.
Bugs: I'll be over in a sec, doc.
Scene: At the television studio
[Bugs walks over to his boss]
Bugs: Eh, what's up doc?
Boss: Oh, there you are! [hands Bugs the contract] Just sign here.
[Bugs examines the contract, signs it, and Daffy walks in]
Daffy: Bugs! What are you doing here? Have you heard about my new show?
Bugs: Oh yeah, aren't you talking about the talk show?
Daffy: Yeah, and I'm the star!
Bugs: I think it's great, I'm gonna be in it now!
Daffy: You mean you're gonna be on my show?
Bugs: No! You are going to be on my show!
Daffy: WHAT?!? No! NOO! Of all the abuse I have taken from you, this is the worst thing you have ever done to me! All I want is fame and fortune. Is THAT so much to ask? Please, don't let that furface steal my show!
Boss: Oh, you'll still be a star!
Daffy: Yeah, right. A CO-STAR!
Boss: What's wrong with being a co-star?
Daffy: Nothing, I just want all the attention to myself.
Boss: I'm not going to argue anymore! Would you like to see the set?
Bugs: Sure.
Scene: Talk Show Set
[Daffy, Bugs, and the boss walk in]
Bugs: Say, this is nice!
Daffy: [notices the setting] Hey, where's the other desk?
Boss: What other desk?
Daffy: Bugs' desk!
Boss: That is Bugs' desk! [points to the desk on the set]
Daffy: Then where's my desk?
Boss: Oh, you'll be sitting in that chair [points to a little wooden chair in a dark corner]
Daffy: Look Mac, I'm part of this show, right? Right. Well, why am I sitting in the dark corner where I won't be seen?
Boss: We don't want anybody to see you!
Daffy: Well then why did you sign me up for it?!?
Boss: It's in the script. Plus, Bugs needed someone to make fun of and pull gags on.
Daffy: I demand that I get my own desk!
Boss: Ok, in that case, we can't give you your own coffee mug. It won't fit our budget.
Daffy: I have one at home.
Boss: So can you two start tomorrow?
Bugs: Sure! Who are our first guests?
Boss: The Warner brothers and the Warner sister.
Bugs: You mean those three sweet kids?
Daffy: No, he means those three annoying brats!
Bugs: Well, I guess we should get going now. Would you like to come, Daffy?
Daffy: I guess.
[Bugs and Daffy start burrowing home]
Scene: Bugs' burrow, the next day
[Daffy stands outside with a bag full of stuff he is taking to the studio]
Daffy: Bugsy, oh Bugsy neighbor... we're going to be late if you don't hurry up!
Bugs: I'm comin', I'm comin'!
[Bugs jumps out]
Bugs: Eh, what's in the bag, duck?
Daffy: Oh, just some essentials, pictures of myself for my dressing room, a coffee mug, a name plate, and a helmet.
Bugs: A helmet?!
Daffy: You know, for protection!
Bugs: Oh come on!
[They start burrowing towards the television studio]
Scene: Talk Show Set
[Bugs and Daffy arrive]
Boss: There you two are! Daffy, your desk is over there.
[Daffy runs over, opens his bags, takes out the coffee mug (shaped like his face), name plate and a picture of himself and places them on the desk]
Boss: Now I'll show you to your dressing rooms.
[Bugs and Daffy follow him down a hallway]
Boss: Here's your dressing room, Bugs. [points to a door with a large star mounted on it that reads: Bugs Bunny]
Bugs: Say, that's pretty good, doc. [goes inside]
Daffy: Uh, excuse me. Where exactly is my dressing room?
Boss: Oh, you don't have one.
Daffy: WHAT?!?
Boss: But you're welcome to use that room over there.
[Daffy walks over to a door that is labeled: Janitor]
Daffy: You don't mean this room, do you?
Boss: Sure do! Go on inside and unpack, we'll come with a new label for the door shortly.
[Daffy mumbles under his breath and goes into the dressing room. After some time, he hears someone outside the door. He opens the door and finds a studio employee taping a name tag onto his door.]
Daffy: Just what are you doing?
Studio Employee: Tapin' this here name tag.
Daffy: But this here name tag is made of paper!
Studio Employee: Yep.
[Daffy slams the door]
Scene: Talk Show Set
[The show is about to begin. Bugs and Daffy are sitting at their desks.]
Camera Man: And 3... 2... 1... [lights dim]
Mysterious Announcer: It's t-t-time for a d-d-differ-a differ-a a new type of talk show! And here's the s-s-star of our show, B-B-Bugs B-B-Bunny!
[Lights slowly brighten]
Bugs: Thank you, say Porky, I didn't know you signed up for this show too!
Porky: How did you kn-kn-kno-a figure it out that it was me?
Bugs: Just a hunch, I guess...
Daffy: Yeah, yeah, come on butterball, you forgot my introduction!
Porky: [in a dull voice]...also starring D-D-Daffy...
[sound of crickets in audience]
Daffy: [sarcastically] Thank you, oh stop, you are too kind.
Bugs: Well folks, tonight we have a treat for you. Those three sweet kids who have invaded your TV sets so many times...
Daffy: Yeah, too many times... [puts his helmet on]
Bugs: ...from the hit TV show Animaniacs, here they are, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner!
Daffy: Mother.
[Yakko, Wakko, and Dot walk on the set and jump on the couch]
Bugs: Hi there!
[Yakko, Wakko, and Dot sing]
Yakko: Hellooooooooooooooooooooo
Wakko: Helloooooooooooooooo
Dot: Hellooooooooooo
Warner Kids: Hello!
Dot: Why is the ducky wearing that thing on his head?
Bugs: Oh, Daffy is scared of you kids.
Wakko: You mean you're scared of us?
[the Warner kids give Daffy innocent looks and start getting teary eyed]
Bugs: Come on Daffy, they won't hurt you!
Daffy: Oh, alright. [takes helmet off]
Bugs: See?
[Wakko pulls out a mallet from behind his back and smashes Daffy on the head]
Bugs: So what have you three been up to?
Yakko: Have you heard about our new cartoon?
Bugs: Yeah, isn't that the show with the really long name? What is it again, Porky?
Porky: It's the Cat and Birdy W-W-W-Warneroonie P-P-Pinky B-B-Brainy Big C-C-C-Cart-Cartoon-a-Cartoon Oh forget it!
Yakko: Did anybody understand what he just said? Anyway, we have a new show with Sylvester, Tweety, Pinky and the Brain.
[Daffy gets back up into his chair and puts the helmet back on]
Bugs: Oh, Sly's on the show?
Dot: Yeah. And Tweety is too. He's cute like me!
Bugs: I heard you have some special talents. Could we see some?
[Wakko gets up, pulls a bottle of cola out from behind his back, drinks, and starts burping the symphony of 1812]
Wakko: Excuse me!
Daffy: That was disgusting!
Yakko: Dot and I can do a mime act.
Bugs: Great! Could you do one of your acts for us?
[Dot and Yakko get up and pretend they're in a box, then Yakko starts climbing a rope, he stops and Dot walks over and shapes her fingers to look like scissors, Yakko holds the rope out for her to cut, she snips it, and a piano falls on Daffy.]
Daffy: [comes out of the Piano rubble with piano teeth] You're despicable!
The End
The Bugs and Daffy Show
Scene: The Looney Tunes Forest with Bugs' burrow centered on the screen. (Camera zooms in slowly)
[Bugs is in his bed sleeping. He gets a phone call, wakes up, and answers the phone. It's his boss.]
Bugs: Hello?
Boss: Bugs, we need you down here at the station, Warner Brothers wants to get you to sign this contract for a new talk show.
Bugs: Sure, but I need a sidekick to make fun of and pull gags on.
Boss: Not a problem. We've already got him all signed up. Of course, we didn't tell him that he was going to be your sidekick, because if we did he'd blow his top.
Bugs: I'll be over in a sec, doc.
Scene: At the television studio
[Bugs walks over to his boss]
Bugs: Eh, what's up doc?
Boss: Oh, there you are! [hands Bugs the contract] Just sign here.
[Bugs examines the contract, signs it, and Daffy walks in]
Daffy: Bugs! What are you doing here? Have you heard about my new show?
Bugs: Oh yeah, aren't you talking about the talk show?
Daffy: Yeah, and I'm the star!
Bugs: I think it's great, I'm gonna be in it now!
Daffy: You mean you're gonna be on my show?
Bugs: No! You are going to be on my show!
Daffy: WHAT?!? No! NOO! Of all the abuse I have taken from you, this is the worst thing you have ever done to me! All I want is fame and fortune. Is THAT so much to ask? Please, don't let that furface steal my show!
Boss: Oh, you'll still be a star!
Daffy: Yeah, right. A CO-STAR!
Boss: What's wrong with being a co-star?
Daffy: Nothing, I just want all the attention to myself.
Boss: I'm not going to argue anymore! Would you like to see the set?
Bugs: Sure.
Scene: Talk Show Set
[Daffy, Bugs, and the boss walk in]
Bugs: Say, this is nice!
Daffy: [notices the setting] Hey, where's the other desk?
Boss: What other desk?
Daffy: Bugs' desk!
Boss: That is Bugs' desk! [points to the desk on the set]
Daffy: Then where's my desk?
Boss: Oh, you'll be sitting in that chair [points to a little wooden chair in a dark corner]
Daffy: Look Mac, I'm part of this show, right? Right. Well, why am I sitting in the dark corner where I won't be seen?
Boss: We don't want anybody to see you!
Daffy: Well then why did you sign me up for it?!?
Boss: It's in the script. Plus, Bugs needed someone to make fun of and pull gags on.
Daffy: I demand that I get my own desk!
Boss: Ok, in that case, we can't give you your own coffee mug. It won't fit our budget.
Daffy: I have one at home.
Boss: So can you two start tomorrow?
Bugs: Sure! Who are our first guests?
Boss: The Warner brothers and the Warner sister.
Bugs: You mean those three sweet kids?
Daffy: No, he means those three annoying brats!
Bugs: Well, I guess we should get going now. Would you like to come, Daffy?
Daffy: I guess.
[Bugs and Daffy start burrowing home]
Scene: Bugs' burrow, the next day
[Daffy stands outside with a bag full of stuff he is taking to the studio]
Daffy: Bugsy, oh Bugsy neighbor... we're going to be late if you don't hurry up!
Bugs: I'm comin', I'm comin'!
[Bugs jumps out]
Bugs: Eh, what's in the bag, duck?
Daffy: Oh, just some essentials, pictures of myself for my dressing room, a coffee mug, a name plate, and a helmet.
Bugs: A helmet?!
Daffy: You know, for protection!
Bugs: Oh come on!
[They start burrowing towards the television studio]
Scene: Talk Show Set
[Bugs and Daffy arrive]
Boss: There you two are! Daffy, your desk is over there.
[Daffy runs over, opens his bags, takes out the coffee mug (shaped like his face), name plate and a picture of himself and places them on the desk]
Boss: Now I'll show you to your dressing rooms.
[Bugs and Daffy follow him down a hallway]
Boss: Here's your dressing room, Bugs. [points to a door with a large star mounted on it that reads: Bugs Bunny]
Bugs: Say, that's pretty good, doc. [goes inside]
Daffy: Uh, excuse me. Where exactly is my dressing room?
Boss: Oh, you don't have one.
Daffy: WHAT?!?
Boss: But you're welcome to use that room over there.
[Daffy walks over to a door that is labeled: Janitor]
Daffy: You don't mean this room, do you?
Boss: Sure do! Go on inside and unpack, we'll come with a new label for the door shortly.
[Daffy mumbles under his breath and goes into the dressing room. After some time, he hears someone outside the door. He opens the door and finds a studio employee taping a name tag onto his door.]
Daffy: Just what are you doing?
Studio Employee: Tapin' this here name tag.
Daffy: But this here name tag is made of paper!
Studio Employee: Yep.
[Daffy slams the door]
Scene: Talk Show Set
[The show is about to begin. Bugs and Daffy are sitting at their desks.]
Camera Man: And 3... 2... 1... [lights dim]
Mysterious Announcer: It's t-t-time for a d-d-differ-a differ-a a new type of talk show! And here's the s-s-star of our show, B-B-Bugs B-B-Bunny!
[Lights slowly brighten]
Bugs: Thank you, say Porky, I didn't know you signed up for this show too!
Porky: How did you kn-kn-kno-a figure it out that it was me?
Bugs: Just a hunch, I guess...
Daffy: Yeah, yeah, come on butterball, you forgot my introduction!
Porky: [in a dull voice]...also starring D-D-Daffy...
[sound of crickets in audience]
Daffy: [sarcastically] Thank you, oh stop, you are too kind.
Bugs: Well folks, tonight we have a treat for you. Those three sweet kids who have invaded your TV sets so many times...
Daffy: Yeah, too many times... [puts his helmet on]
Bugs: ...from the hit TV show Animaniacs, here they are, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner!
Daffy: Mother.
[Yakko, Wakko, and Dot walk on the set and jump on the couch]
Bugs: Hi there!
[Yakko, Wakko, and Dot sing]
Yakko: Hellooooooooooooooooooooo
Wakko: Helloooooooooooooooo
Dot: Hellooooooooooo
Warner Kids: Hello!
Dot: Why is the ducky wearing that thing on his head?
Bugs: Oh, Daffy is scared of you kids.
Wakko: You mean you're scared of us?
[the Warner kids give Daffy innocent looks and start getting teary eyed]
Bugs: Come on Daffy, they won't hurt you!
Daffy: Oh, alright. [takes helmet off]
Bugs: See?
[Wakko pulls out a mallet from behind his back and smashes Daffy on the head]
Bugs: So what have you three been up to?
Yakko: Have you heard about our new cartoon?
Bugs: Yeah, isn't that the show with the really long name? What is it again, Porky?
Porky: It's the Cat and Birdy W-W-W-Warneroonie P-P-Pinky B-B-Brainy Big C-C-C-Cart-Cartoon-a-Cartoon Oh forget it!
Yakko: Did anybody understand what he just said? Anyway, we have a new show with Sylvester, Tweety, Pinky and the Brain.
[Daffy gets back up into his chair and puts the helmet back on]
Bugs: Oh, Sly's on the show?
Dot: Yeah. And Tweety is too. He's cute like me!
Bugs: I heard you have some special talents. Could we see some?
[Wakko gets up, pulls a bottle of cola out from behind his back, drinks, and starts burping the symphony of 1812]
Wakko: Excuse me!
Daffy: That was disgusting!
Yakko: Dot and I can do a mime act.
Bugs: Great! Could you do one of your acts for us?
[Dot and Yakko get up and pretend they're in a box, then Yakko starts climbing a rope, he stops and Dot walks over and shapes her fingers to look like scissors, Yakko holds the rope out for her to cut, she snips it, and a piano falls on Daffy.]
Daffy: [comes out of the Piano rubble with piano teeth] You're despicable!
The End