How can the boys deal with a new enemy, never

has training been needed to deal with the women of the base.

How is..pms...and 'that time of the month' going to effect them...?

"Too Many Women"

'part 2'

"Strength Of Woman Is Reduced To A Plea"



~As the sun rises higher in the sky above the mismatched base...the young hero's are beginning to catch on to the new enemy that is controlling the women~

TROWA: *stays behind tree* "Boy I hope heero is ok" *shudders* "At least I know that you need to stay completely away from the girls when theyre like this..." *ducks down*

CATHERINE: "Trowa!!!!~~~Get your little clown butt, back to the house...you need to help me train...I dont feel like dealing with manager being p'ed again at me....Damn it TROWA!!!!!" *bears teeth* *growls* "COMON........I want you to rub my back!!!~~~" *stomps out of area*

TROWA: *breaths sigh of relief* *closes eyes*...................."Ohh my munphhhhhhhh......" *is pulled harshly from behind tree*

CATHERINE: "I knew it!!!! I knew you were hiding from me........." *Has beastlike glare*

TROWA: *sweatdrops* "Ohhh nooo" *Screams...*

~As our boy trowa is dragged much like heero away, we find that Lady une is returning to the computer room where zechs has obviously disapeared from~

LADY UNE: "I knew it!!!" *Puts hands on hips* "Alright....now this calls for seriouse action" *whips out glasses* "He'll soon find out....not to mess with the strength of a woman" *Slides glasses on*

~A flash of light apears when lady une replaces her glasses. No one is moved by the flash of light but duo is finding out exactly what WILL move him from that video game...~

HILDE: "Crap......" *Comes in to recreation room* *rubs dirty hands on workmans pants* (A/N: She's always dirty....sorry to you hilde fans, I hate her guts, 'thats for you jade' even though she would make a good piolet) "Duo!!!......"

DUO: *jumps at her voice* *still try's to focus on game*

HILDE: "There are alot of repairs to do on the ship......why dont you ever do your share of work!!!!~" *Has very evil glare*

DUO: "Cant you tell...I'm busy" *Groans as he losses points on game, from distractions* "I can get heero to help me anyway..."

HILDE: *Eyes turn bloodshot* *Steam starts to rise* "OK buster....You're getting off that game and doing work......NOW!!!!!!!!!" *Gives evil grin* "Or else I'll..........." *starts to lean towards him*

DUO: *Shrieks...* *jumps from couch* "You are NOT...touching me, you grease monkey"

HILDE: *throws head back and laughs* *Puts hands on hips..* "Boy do we have power over you guys or what.."

DUO: *rolls eyes* *pouts* *Begins to follow her out of the room* "since when does the great destroyer get shot down by a grease monkey?...."

HILDE: "You'de better plug it Maxwell.... I seam to not recal any rules saying that priest uniforms cant get dirty..." *grins* *tugs duo's arm*

DUO: *grumbles under breath* "@#$@#% @%$ $%@# $%# #$%#^~~~~~~......."

RELENA: *bursts through door past duo and hilde* *Pulls heero in like a dog*

HEERO: "So...they got you too...I told you those games wouldnt get you anywhere" *watches in horror as duo is pulled outside*

RELENA: *Throws heero on couch* "You wait here, dorothy and I will get ready.....you're taking us shopping!!!"

HEERO: *Gasps* *gags* "Noooooooooo~~~~ anything but that"

RELENA: "SHUT UP....yuy" *Runs up stairs*

HEERO: *Trys to sneak away*

RELENA: *Calls from stairs* "DONT even think about it."

~Is it me, or are the boys being taken over by the girls.....what-ever happened to zechs anyway, and where are the others all this time?~

WUFEI: *Sits in meditating position* *Is on mountain* *hums* *opens eyes* *scans horizon* *hums again* *closes eyes*

~OoooooKKKKkkkkkk~~~......we wont go there.............~

RELENA: *bursts into bunk room*

DOROTHY: *moans* "Where were you!!~"

RELENA: "I found our caddy boy"

DOROTHY: *moans again* "It's 'Bout time, princess"

RELENA: "Boy wufei was right....you are weak. Comon, get ready. He's taking us shopping. We'll feel better in more than one way~" *starts pawing through drawers*

(A/N: She has the most cloths...although you'de never know it, the poooooor princess never wears everything she owns...the spoiled rotten snot...oops, lost the happy...back to my dimented tale...)

DOROTHY: *stands up, gripping her stomach* "Who'd you force into this duty?"

RELENA: *smiles angelicly* "Ohhhh...." *sighs* "Just heero.....you know he'll do anything for me~" *Stars apear in her eyes*

DOROTHY:*sweatdrops* *glares at supposed 'friend'~* (A/N you ever notice how she entices poor relena *gags* I mean, comon she has messed up that girls mind, from using her OWN messed up mind....you'll see....were all DOOMED dooommmmm doommmmm doomed DOOOMMMMEDDD .......oops again...ohh forget it 'inside joke')

RELENA: *hums...* (offkey) *smiles* *plays dressup*

DOROTHY: *does eyebrow thing~* "Ohhh....princesss~~!!!!!!!" *smiles* *has stars in her eyes* "I think you'll find our dear star piolet will do anything for me too" *starts to get all floaty thinking of heero*

RELENA: *stops in tracks* *all of room goes black* *one spotlight is on relena* "wanna bet~~~"

DOROTHY: "Yeah....I'll bet.....PRINCESS~~~"

RELENA: *runs towards dorothy* *goes into headlock*

DOROTHY: *starts pulling relena's hair*

RELENA: *starts pulling dorothy's hair*..........

~Looks like things are playing out as expected...I feel sorry for the boys. Comon guys, now is the time to show your strength...~

AUTHOR:"power to the gundam piolets!!!!!!!!~"

RASHIID: *smiles* "You are doing well, master quatre" *Reaches up to branch* *lifts quatre down*

QUATRE: *blushes while smileing* *sweatdrops slightly* "I know, but this is realy embarrasing for me, I've always been scared of hights. I've got to master this.!"

RASHIID: *Smiles broadly* "Ohh master, it's ok, you made it to the second branch this time...thats great~!" (A/N: I love quatre....He is sooo sweet. And I love rashiid he's awsome. but I wanted some sort of weakness in this area of the g-boys)

QUATRE: *clenches fists* *growls* "OHHHHHHH~~~ I've GOT to master this darn thing"

RASHIID: "Calm down master you will. It just takes time" *starts to get worried*

QUATRE: "HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" *throws himself at tree* *starts laughing* *laughing histerically* "I got it ha ha ha ah MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" ....................

~So Mr. Hyde has apeared from the softspoken dr. Jeckal. (we knew that was coming).....comon now, What the hell happened to zechs?~

AUTHOR: *looks around franticaly* *starts to sob* "Please zechs....I want you in the story"

ZECHS: *in hiding* *snickers* "I'm not here, I'm not here, I'm not here"

~Ok, back on track.....so will heero survive this ultimate mission? is dororthy and relena going to kill each other(cat fight) has quatre gone beserk for good? all this and more on the next part called. 'CATS vs. MACHINERY' (dont ask me.....)

AUTHOR: *puts hands on hips* "Ok....who the hell is coming up with these titles"

DR.J: *snickers in background* "I think they fit quite well"

DR,O: *stands like statue* "Yes the fitting is right on"

DR.H: *nods head* "yes, yes...I do agree"

OTHER TWO: "tes, uhhuh, We agree, fits right"

AUTHOR: *points at them with mouth droped open* "Ohh nooo.... I should have known" *starts pulling at her hair* "I thought you were dead"

DR.J: "We are imortal"

ALL DR'S: *start laughing histericaly...*

AUTHOR: "HELP!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~"

~end part 2~