The day is well under way...since most of our g-boys
have come to know of the new threat. We know of their strengths
Now can they really use them, or will everyone have
to pull a heero this time, just to save their skins.
Or should we root for the girls....?
"Too Many Women"
'part 3'
"Cats vs. Machinery"
~As the story unfolds. The sun is high in the clear blue sky above the lone preventers base. There is a warm wind from the south and a high pitched scream is heard peircing throughout the country side~
DUO: "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~" *struggles* "I told you to keep your tool box wide undergrown mentaly chalenged covered in chocolate looking filthy stinking cuffing crapy HANDS OFFFFFFFF MEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~" *try's to run*
HILDE: "comon......I dont feel good........ why dont you help me like a good little boy"
DUO: "Just dont touch meeee........"
~alright.....'nuff said on that line of thought. Things are beginning to heat in the bunk room of the base. who is leading in our cat on cat fight?~
RELENA: *slams pillow against dorothy's head* "I told you.....heero is mine, he has to be the one who kills me" *tears nails into dorothys skin of face*
DOROTHY: *screams* "Not if I do its firstttt!!!!!!!!!!!" *hurtles herself at relena's face* *bites her ear*
~a faint rustling is heard outside the bunkroom door~
UNKNOWN VOICE: "hmmmmm....a fight, battles can be beautiful. looks like there is place for an aristocratic leader in a house like this....someone has to lead the battle in the right direction~"
RELENA&DOROTHY: "TRIEZE???!!?!?!?!?!?!?!......."
AUTHOR: *laughs uncontrolably* "Looks like hahahahaha I'v been hahahaha brainwashed by hahahaha the dr.s hahahahaa.........it's hahahahaha my story hahahaha I swear hahahahaha (god I love that aristocratic hunk of hot stufff) must hahaah control hahahaha laughter hahahmphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *breaths heavy sigh of relief* "ok...looks like I have it under control" *looks around* "Who said trieze was dead........comon...you know what happened to zechs...wellll.. who says it cant happen to trieze~~~~~~~" *rolls eyes*
DOROTHY: "who said you could butt in?"
RELENA: *scowls at man in shadows* "your the one who got my brother in trouble all those times, I think 'you' should help heero take us shopping" *stands up and straightens clothes*
DOROTHY: *stands up pulling hair back neatly* "I agree princess~" *raises weird eyebrows* "Ohh~~~" *begins childish laughter* "This is going to be sooo much fun"
RELENA: *glares at trieze* "You think you can control battles huh?hmmmm"
TRIEZE: *bows* "I'd be glad/ to/ help/ (is speaking in broken english) the princess/ of the/ sanc/ kingdom/ and /the romefellers/ representatives/ grandaughter/ if you/ alllow me to/ speak my/ thoughts about/ the obviouse/ war between/ you women/ and the piolets"
DOROTHY: *Smiles demonicaly* "ooooooo yeahhhhh this sounds great"
RELENA: "comon dorothy...lets get ready" *leads her to changing room*
~something is beginning to surface is there a whole new revolution beginning? who knows......just read on damn it....you'll find out....now quit asking questions~
HEERO: *is clenching onto pillow* *hears girls coming down the stairs* *stands up* *is ready for the blast* *sweatdrops when he see's trieze*
TRIEZE: "Dont/ ask/" *follows girls...now dresses in tight fitting jeans and a dark blue tank top* (A/N: wow I'd love to see this site!!!)
DOROTHY: *covered in bandaids* "So...." *inhappy tone* "Where~shall~we~go~first~princess"
RELENA:*now pulling BOTH trieze and heero* "Hmmmmm....." *smiles as they come up to a convertable* "We all need a vacation for the day....comon....drive heero," *turns to glare at trieze* "I dont trust you"
DOROTHY: *sits in back seat* *pulls trieze down next to her..* "Ohh...you'll have to do" *cuddles against his muscular arm*
(A/N:Yes.....so sue me again, I made trieze strong........)
AUTHOR:*sighs* "No...coment"
LADY UNE: *walks through cooridoor* *goes to room where sally is working* "Sergent po?....it's time we take this battle into our own hands"
SALLY: *is chucking down pills whose name is mystically Midol* *grin broadens across face* "Sounds like fun, lady"
AUTHOR: *still drooling at mental picture of treize* *snaps out of it with sad look* "Zechs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ where are you?"
ZECHS: *sitting crossleged* *is next to wufei on mountain* "I'm not involved~"
AUTHOR: *pouts* *sweatdrops* *dropps anime style* *grabs zechs by the ear* "Youre coming with me buster"
HEERO: "Ok, now what store do we have to go to" *pulls at collar of tight tuxedo*
RELENA: *pulls him along by the arm* "Now, we go to the drugstore...we'll go back to cloths shopping after that"
TREIZE: "Ohh nooo...." *sqeaks when dorothy pulls him along by a tie, that is around his neck, (he still has on the tank top and tight jeans....we couldnt give that up) *goes up next to heero* "We're in over our heads yuy....you know what the drugstore means dont you?......welll dont you"
HEERO: ~*silence*~
TREIZE: *sweatdrops*
RELENA: "Okay......heres your mission, heero.....you are going in for these items...you AND treize!!!!!!....now...you have 7 minutes to do this in" *smiles and hands list to the shaky boy*
HEERO: "What if the lines are long" *trys excuses*
RELENA & DOROTHY: *glare* *then shove treize and heero to the door*
~3 minutes later~
HEERO: "Tell me again, why you wont help?"
TREIZE: "Hey...you're the one whose the perfect soldier well arent you?"
HEERO: *struggles not to drop the few items he has*"Where would.....tam...po....ponns? be?/??...hey how the hell do you pronounnce this crap?"
TREIZE: *falls over* *points down next aisle*
HEERO: *grabs cart* *drops items into it...the two large bottles of pills fall intoit makeing a crash. the jar of pickles rolles to the edge. the soft diaper like bag of something called pads falls lightly to the other side.* *heero looks in horror, at the many items on the shelf.* "Boy...some of these things would make great weapons....how do I know what to get"........
~now 6 minutes into the time~
HEERO: *standing in line...* *starts to worry* "Were almost out of time"
TREIZE: *Trying to stay separate from heero* *leaning against produce display* "Okay...yuy....lives do have to be sacrificed in wars........~~~~"
HEERO: "What war....will you ever talk straight..."
TREIZE: "The war between the women and the men....you my bboy are the secret weapon, a pond in the play of life. we will now exacute our plan. we've pretended to do as they ordered, now it is time to retaliate~"
HEERO: *sweatdrops..* *continues to load items for cashier*
CASHIER: "Will that be cash, credit, or check"
HEERO: "It's called desparate....you saw my face. just forget it or die" *pulls gun*
CASHIER: *squecks* "Its on the house"
HEERO: *grabs bags of items and begins to run towards the door*
TREIZE: *runs with him* "What the hell are you doing"
HEERO: "You dont know her like I know her.......damn it.....we'll talk sensibly about this later"
TREIZE: "I hope you know what youre doing~"
RELENA&DOROTHY: *smiles when they see the boys*
~As heero and treize make theyre way out of drugstore....a loud noise is heard and a blast is felt...leaving a curtain of smoke between the girls and the boys.~
HEERO: *smiles.....* "see ya round relena... youre just on time trowa"
TREIZE: "I never will understand you guys"
TROWA: *in jet* "Sorry....I'd been captured by catherine...and after a couple of futile attempts I made it out....hurry heero, treize, get in the craft. theyve figured you out."
DOROTHY: *having fit* "DAMN YOU YUY.......you'll get yours"
HEERO: *sitting in passenger seat* "~bitch~"
TREIZE: *stares in disbelief...of battle site they left behind*
~The war is on.......yeahhhhhhhhhhhh~
AUTHOR: *jumps up and down* "Finaly....I've made it past the writers block~!!!!!!!!!!" *cuddles closer to zechs*
~the battle is finaly unfolding....now what will happen. I dont know damn it. read on.... next part 'sympathy for the devil' ......oops wrong anime~~~~
next part.... 'crosfire for dogs...rock on'
AUTHOR:*sweatdrops at the name* "Well I'd better get used to it,........or..... *hugs zechs* "You'll get rid of those nasty dr.s for me wont you....please........"
~see you space cowboy....~
have come to know of the new threat. We know of their strengths
Now can they really use them, or will everyone have
to pull a heero this time, just to save their skins.
Or should we root for the girls....?
"Too Many Women"
'part 3'
"Cats vs. Machinery"
~As the story unfolds. The sun is high in the clear blue sky above the lone preventers base. There is a warm wind from the south and a high pitched scream is heard peircing throughout the country side~
DUO: "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~" *struggles* "I told you to keep your tool box wide undergrown mentaly chalenged covered in chocolate looking filthy stinking cuffing crapy HANDS OFFFFFFFF MEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~" *try's to run*
HILDE: "comon......I dont feel good........ why dont you help me like a good little boy"
DUO: "Just dont touch meeee........"
~alright.....'nuff said on that line of thought. Things are beginning to heat in the bunk room of the base. who is leading in our cat on cat fight?~
RELENA: *slams pillow against dorothy's head* "I told you.....heero is mine, he has to be the one who kills me" *tears nails into dorothys skin of face*
DOROTHY: *screams* "Not if I do its firstttt!!!!!!!!!!!" *hurtles herself at relena's face* *bites her ear*
~a faint rustling is heard outside the bunkroom door~
UNKNOWN VOICE: "hmmmmm....a fight, battles can be beautiful. looks like there is place for an aristocratic leader in a house like this....someone has to lead the battle in the right direction~"
RELENA&DOROTHY: "TRIEZE???!!?!?!?!?!?!?!......."
AUTHOR: *laughs uncontrolably* "Looks like hahahahaha I'v been hahahaha brainwashed by hahahaha the dr.s hahahahaa.........it's hahahahaha my story hahahaha I swear hahahahaha (god I love that aristocratic hunk of hot stufff) must hahaah control hahahaha laughter hahahmphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *breaths heavy sigh of relief* "ok...looks like I have it under control" *looks around* "Who said trieze was dead........comon...you know what happened to zechs...wellll.. who says it cant happen to trieze~~~~~~~" *rolls eyes*
DOROTHY: "who said you could butt in?"
RELENA: *scowls at man in shadows* "your the one who got my brother in trouble all those times, I think 'you' should help heero take us shopping" *stands up and straightens clothes*
DOROTHY: *stands up pulling hair back neatly* "I agree princess~" *raises weird eyebrows* "Ohh~~~" *begins childish laughter* "This is going to be sooo much fun"
RELENA: *glares at trieze* "You think you can control battles huh?hmmmm"
TRIEZE: *bows* "I'd be glad/ to/ help/ (is speaking in broken english) the princess/ of the/ sanc/ kingdom/ and /the romefellers/ representatives/ grandaughter/ if you/ alllow me to/ speak my/ thoughts about/ the obviouse/ war between/ you women/ and the piolets"
DOROTHY: *Smiles demonicaly* "ooooooo yeahhhhh this sounds great"
RELENA: "comon dorothy...lets get ready" *leads her to changing room*
~something is beginning to surface is there a whole new revolution beginning? who knows......just read on damn it....you'll find out....now quit asking questions~
HEERO: *is clenching onto pillow* *hears girls coming down the stairs* *stands up* *is ready for the blast* *sweatdrops when he see's trieze*
TRIEZE: "Dont/ ask/" *follows girls...now dresses in tight fitting jeans and a dark blue tank top* (A/N: wow I'd love to see this site!!!)
DOROTHY: *covered in bandaids* "So...." *inhappy tone* "Where~shall~we~go~first~princess"
RELENA:*now pulling BOTH trieze and heero* "Hmmmmm....." *smiles as they come up to a convertable* "We all need a vacation for the day....comon....drive heero," *turns to glare at trieze* "I dont trust you"
DOROTHY: *sits in back seat* *pulls trieze down next to her..* "Ohh...you'll have to do" *cuddles against his muscular arm*
(A/N:Yes.....so sue me again, I made trieze strong........)
AUTHOR:*sighs* "No...coment"
LADY UNE: *walks through cooridoor* *goes to room where sally is working* "Sergent po?....it's time we take this battle into our own hands"
SALLY: *is chucking down pills whose name is mystically Midol* *grin broadens across face* "Sounds like fun, lady"
AUTHOR: *still drooling at mental picture of treize* *snaps out of it with sad look* "Zechs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ where are you?"
ZECHS: *sitting crossleged* *is next to wufei on mountain* "I'm not involved~"
AUTHOR: *pouts* *sweatdrops* *dropps anime style* *grabs zechs by the ear* "Youre coming with me buster"
HEERO: "Ok, now what store do we have to go to" *pulls at collar of tight tuxedo*
RELENA: *pulls him along by the arm* "Now, we go to the drugstore...we'll go back to cloths shopping after that"
TREIZE: "Ohh nooo...." *sqeaks when dorothy pulls him along by a tie, that is around his neck, (he still has on the tank top and tight jeans....we couldnt give that up) *goes up next to heero* "We're in over our heads yuy....you know what the drugstore means dont you?......welll dont you"
HEERO: ~*silence*~
TREIZE: *sweatdrops*
RELENA: "Okay......heres your mission, heero.....you are going in for these items...you AND treize!!!!!!....now...you have 7 minutes to do this in" *smiles and hands list to the shaky boy*
HEERO: "What if the lines are long" *trys excuses*
RELENA & DOROTHY: *glare* *then shove treize and heero to the door*
~3 minutes later~
HEERO: "Tell me again, why you wont help?"
TREIZE: "Hey...you're the one whose the perfect soldier well arent you?"
HEERO: *struggles not to drop the few items he has*"Where would.....tam...po....ponns? be?/??...hey how the hell do you pronounnce this crap?"
TREIZE: *falls over* *points down next aisle*
HEERO: *grabs cart* *drops items into it...the two large bottles of pills fall intoit makeing a crash. the jar of pickles rolles to the edge. the soft diaper like bag of something called pads falls lightly to the other side.* *heero looks in horror, at the many items on the shelf.* "Boy...some of these things would make great weapons....how do I know what to get"........
~now 6 minutes into the time~
HEERO: *standing in line...* *starts to worry* "Were almost out of time"
TREIZE: *Trying to stay separate from heero* *leaning against produce display* "Okay...yuy....lives do have to be sacrificed in wars........~~~~"
HEERO: "What war....will you ever talk straight..."
TREIZE: "The war between the women and the men....you my bboy are the secret weapon, a pond in the play of life. we will now exacute our plan. we've pretended to do as they ordered, now it is time to retaliate~"
HEERO: *sweatdrops..* *continues to load items for cashier*
CASHIER: "Will that be cash, credit, or check"
HEERO: "It's called desparate....you saw my face. just forget it or die" *pulls gun*
CASHIER: *squecks* "Its on the house"
HEERO: *grabs bags of items and begins to run towards the door*
TREIZE: *runs with him* "What the hell are you doing"
HEERO: "You dont know her like I know her.......damn it.....we'll talk sensibly about this later"
TREIZE: "I hope you know what youre doing~"
RELENA&DOROTHY: *smiles when they see the boys*
~As heero and treize make theyre way out of drugstore....a loud noise is heard and a blast is felt...leaving a curtain of smoke between the girls and the boys.~
HEERO: *smiles.....* "see ya round relena... youre just on time trowa"
TREIZE: "I never will understand you guys"
TROWA: *in jet* "Sorry....I'd been captured by catherine...and after a couple of futile attempts I made it out....hurry heero, treize, get in the craft. theyve figured you out."
DOROTHY: *having fit* "DAMN YOU YUY.......you'll get yours"
HEERO: *sitting in passenger seat* "~bitch~"
TREIZE: *stares in disbelief...of battle site they left behind*
~The war is on.......yeahhhhhhhhhhhh~
AUTHOR: *jumps up and down* "Finaly....I've made it past the writers block~!!!!!!!!!!" *cuddles closer to zechs*
~the battle is finaly unfolding....now what will happen. I dont know damn it. read on.... next part 'sympathy for the devil' ......oops wrong anime~~~~
next part.... 'crosfire for dogs...rock on'
AUTHOR:*sweatdrops at the name* "Well I'd better get used to it,........or..... *hugs zechs* "You'll get rid of those nasty dr.s for me wont you....please........"
~see you space cowboy....~