Author: To all you faithful readers that have corrupted your minds by
reading this far.. thank you. I know I'm kindof new to ff.n and so I never
think to add my own personal comments to the fics for ya'll ta read. well.
As youve probably guessed. I am a zechs fanatic!!!!!! and well, I'm not
sure when the next part of this will be up, hopefully soon. PLEASE
ENJOY!!! ohh and if you wouldnt mind, pretty please.... R&R too! thanks
=^.^= ~kira
A new war has begun at the base
Whatever happened to peace?~
"Too Many Women"
part 4
'Crossfire for dogs.....rock on'
TROWA: *looks at heero through corner of eye* "SO, you do have a plan right?"
HEERO: "Nope" *closes eyes*
TREIZE: *beginning to panic* "Okay, your telling me that we just left two ranting and raving females back there with vengence seething in thier blood.... and you mean to tell me that you dont have a plan!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?! Whay dont you just stick a sign on you that says. 'suicidal, homicidal, and has only half a brain'
TROWA: *sweatdrops* "I think he's mad...."
HEERO: *opens one eye slightly* "He'll get over it......hnn"
~So the boys have become maniacle fools. I still think theres hope. But what is wrong with heero is he worried at all about the way the girls will react. Who knows, lets just hope that relena doesnt go through one of her 'episodes~'
AUTHOR: *Eye twitches* *has blank expression* "Okay, can you say....dead....We need some action, this is like sooo boring......... ON WITH THE WARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
ZECHS: "Ahhhhhh" *trys to maintain composure* "Calm down kira........Ahhhhhh" *ducks under writers table*
AUTHOR: *stops emmidiatley* "hmmmmm..." *looks under table* "gotcha.." *Ducks under with zechs"
~ *zzzzzzzz* (^. ^;).... okyyyyyyy on with the story.... read on whoopies......(inside joke)
DUO: "Whoa" *heavs a sigh of relief* "I never knew how much work, it can be working with a girl... I'll take a gundam and the boys, missions, a little killing here and there, and even those mad scientist any ole' day" *Slouches down on couch* *looks at screen of TV* *looks around* "hmmm..... looks like I'm back to round three... all right sluggers yur goin downnnnnn...!!!! tag along on my jouney to..... huh!?!?" *looks in shock at screen* "Hey this this is..... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! waaaaaaaaaaa..... its broken AHHWAAAAAAAAAAAA"
WUFEI: *finally deciding to show in the story* *walks up to couch* "You really are a weakling maxwell.... comon, dont be a cry baby. Those things are rotting your brain anyway, read a book, or meditate, clease your mind instead of defile it, or perhaps some herbal tea. Here try these aromatherapy salts in your bath water... or comon, lets burn some incense..... join me ina meditation sestion. You need to cleanse your aura. Be at onw with your chi' be at one with the true nataku.............
DUO: *staring blankly at wufei*
Wufei: "alright damnit just come with me to the stupid hanger, were gonna teach you some justice" *glares*
DUO: *finally something snapps* *twitch* * then begins to steam* "OK!!!!!!! CHANG!!!!!! none of your shit, ya hear me the damnTV is damn well broken. I dont want to hear any of your damned lectures. FIX THE DAMN TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~"
(A/N:is anyone buying this?)
WUFEI: *rolls eyes* "Okay, I dont like to step in on such things as the dealings of onna's esspecialy the weak onna's that we have here. but seams I'm the only sane one here so. Comon...,,,"
DUO: *shrugs shoulders*
~allright the pressure is on. Is the war going to start. Let the PMS'ing begin....... LETS RUMBLEEEE!!!!!
AUTHOR: *fixes cloths* "well did we miss anything?" *looks blankly at story lines*
ZECHS: *smiles* *hair blows in slight breeze* "allright now..... I guess its time for me to make a star entrance and finally show my well known leadership skills"
AUTHOR: *blushes as zechs looks backa t her* "Go get'um tiger..."
AECHS: "mrowwww....... grrrrrr..." *playfully growls* *walks onto set*
RELENA: *now considerably calmer* "Dorothy....contact noin, were getting even"
DOROTHY: "ALright, now the party is really getting started"
(A/N: I can just imagine dorothy like 'pink' in her film for get the party started. And relena her baffled sidekick... alright girls, go beat some gundanium butts *hears cheers*)
NOIN: *in shadows* "ahh....I see, well you tell the princess she has nothing to fear" *finally shows in light, with blood shot eyes* "I'd like to do a little evening of the tables myself........" *shutts off tela moniter* "lady une.... sally... I think we're almost ready dont you?" *turns to face the two ex soldiers.*
SALLY:"Considering I have no clue whats going on, I guess..."
LADY UNE: "REVENGE!!!!!!!!"
CATHERINE: *walks in room, has hilde leaning on her shoulder* "Were here too!!!!!"
HILDE: "ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz"
EVERYONE: *Sweatdrops*
CATHERINE: "Uhh, she was tired, a little bloated too" *drops her 'Heavy' load
LADY UNE: "Looks like we've gathered."
NOIN: *walks forward like she's on crack or something* *stumbles* "Forward...women... Sally, do you have our supplies?"
SALLY: *hold up jumbo bottle of extra strength Midol, for PMS* "Yup!"
NOIN: "goooddddddd............."
~The women have rallied. And our boys are finally catching on, but wh will be their true leader, will treize gain the favor, will wufei show his true strengths against the 'onna's' or will........ ZECHSSS gain the winning lead?....
RELENA: *looks at author* "HEY!!!!!! why are you giving us girls sucha bad rap... your a woman too..... you had to have had a day or two when the mood swings hit? huh/....... well havent ya????
AUTHOR: *rolls eyes* *starres blankly at the primpy princess* "ZECHSSSSSBRING EM DOWN YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!~~~~~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~!!!!*!*!*!*!*!*!" *stops and stares ta princess* "HEll, be thankful, princessssss that I gave you as big of roll as this, I could have just given you a small yet pivitol roll. but no... I had to give you part of the spotlight...even as the villain...but still. I can take that away in a flash..... be thankful.. ya brat!"
ZECHS:*in background* "Wahoooooooooo allright, you tell her, kira, I'v been tring to get her over my knee since she was three. you tell her!!!!!!"
RELENA: *stomps off*
HEERO: *now back at base* "Alight, lets find wufei...... we'll find out where to go from here"
VOICE IN SHADOWS: "Dont you want a true leader... heerooo...yuy?"
HEERO: *sweatdrops* "Give it up zechs....no I am not like quinze.... this is not the rebelion... and you are not ramming earth....."
ZECHS: *drops anime style* "No, really, I have a good plan this time......."
HEERO: "yeah... right... and I'm a tellatubby too..."
TROWA: "HE does have a point you know... considering the positioning of all formera ttacks on the alliece between the oz and the romefellers. your strategies were way off, you should have surrounded the problem, the underlying answer would have been simplified greatly considering that you were a totaly messed up freak, emotional and such. and if all of attacks had been centered oin the true problem as a result you finallized the..mumphhhhhh"
ZECHS: *punches trowa* "You really do need to shut that friend of yours up once and a while... the qiet ones are always the most decieving....."
HEERO: *nods head* "ok....."
TREIZE: *face of stone* "ga ga ga ga, fa fa fa goo goo....."
HEERO&ZECHS: *Nod*
HEERO: "okay, lets find mazwell and chang, we'll decide together"
TROWA: "Ahh... the colors...... my memory..."
~Okay. now we know whats going to happen, but do we REALLY know the outcome?! find out why heero is still calm, considering its the 'WOMEN' ......ahh the hell with it all, zechs and wufei are on the job, no need to worry... find out next on part 5 "bastards and Bitches"
QUATRE: MHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHH hehehehehehhehehe MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH "I'lll kill you alll" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WUFEI: "Finally a worthy title" *nods in aproval*
DUO: "Allrigh, kira, baby..... rock on....."
ZECHS: "What did you just call her?......."
AUTHOR: "Okay, boys, at least you know that I have some strength ehhh?" *looks in corner of eye out the window at dr.s"
DR.J: "Alright boys.... we have a long haul in, to try to make the univers's best gundam out of this" *looks at scrap heap*
AUTHOR: "You see, I knew theyre weak spot. and anyway the title is not from my dimented brain," *glares in wufeis direction* "I think we'll just call the title "Hormones... and homicidal fools" yup thats the title..."
~*silence*
WUFEI: *hides marker behind back*
A new war has begun at the base
Whatever happened to peace?~
"Too Many Women"
part 4
'Crossfire for dogs.....rock on'
TROWA: *looks at heero through corner of eye* "SO, you do have a plan right?"
HEERO: "Nope" *closes eyes*
TREIZE: *beginning to panic* "Okay, your telling me that we just left two ranting and raving females back there with vengence seething in thier blood.... and you mean to tell me that you dont have a plan!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?! Whay dont you just stick a sign on you that says. 'suicidal, homicidal, and has only half a brain'
TROWA: *sweatdrops* "I think he's mad...."
HEERO: *opens one eye slightly* "He'll get over it......hnn"
~So the boys have become maniacle fools. I still think theres hope. But what is wrong with heero is he worried at all about the way the girls will react. Who knows, lets just hope that relena doesnt go through one of her 'episodes~'
AUTHOR: *Eye twitches* *has blank expression* "Okay, can you say....dead....We need some action, this is like sooo boring......... ON WITH THE WARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
ZECHS: "Ahhhhhh" *trys to maintain composure* "Calm down kira........Ahhhhhh" *ducks under writers table*
AUTHOR: *stops emmidiatley* "hmmmmm..." *looks under table* "gotcha.." *Ducks under with zechs"
~ *zzzzzzzz* (^. ^;).... okyyyyyyy on with the story.... read on whoopies......(inside joke)
DUO: "Whoa" *heavs a sigh of relief* "I never knew how much work, it can be working with a girl... I'll take a gundam and the boys, missions, a little killing here and there, and even those mad scientist any ole' day" *Slouches down on couch* *looks at screen of TV* *looks around* "hmmm..... looks like I'm back to round three... all right sluggers yur goin downnnnnn...!!!! tag along on my jouney to..... huh!?!?" *looks in shock at screen* "Hey this this is..... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! waaaaaaaaaaa..... its broken AHHWAAAAAAAAAAAA"
WUFEI: *finally deciding to show in the story* *walks up to couch* "You really are a weakling maxwell.... comon, dont be a cry baby. Those things are rotting your brain anyway, read a book, or meditate, clease your mind instead of defile it, or perhaps some herbal tea. Here try these aromatherapy salts in your bath water... or comon, lets burn some incense..... join me ina meditation sestion. You need to cleanse your aura. Be at onw with your chi' be at one with the true nataku.............
DUO: *staring blankly at wufei*
Wufei: "alright damnit just come with me to the stupid hanger, were gonna teach you some justice" *glares*
DUO: *finally something snapps* *twitch* * then begins to steam* "OK!!!!!!! CHANG!!!!!! none of your shit, ya hear me the damnTV is damn well broken. I dont want to hear any of your damned lectures. FIX THE DAMN TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~"
(A/N:is anyone buying this?)
WUFEI: *rolls eyes* "Okay, I dont like to step in on such things as the dealings of onna's esspecialy the weak onna's that we have here. but seams I'm the only sane one here so. Comon...,,,"
DUO: *shrugs shoulders*
~allright the pressure is on. Is the war going to start. Let the PMS'ing begin....... LETS RUMBLEEEE!!!!!
AUTHOR: *fixes cloths* "well did we miss anything?" *looks blankly at story lines*
ZECHS: *smiles* *hair blows in slight breeze* "allright now..... I guess its time for me to make a star entrance and finally show my well known leadership skills"
AUTHOR: *blushes as zechs looks backa t her* "Go get'um tiger..."
AECHS: "mrowwww....... grrrrrr..." *playfully growls* *walks onto set*
RELENA: *now considerably calmer* "Dorothy....contact noin, were getting even"
DOROTHY: "ALright, now the party is really getting started"
(A/N: I can just imagine dorothy like 'pink' in her film for get the party started. And relena her baffled sidekick... alright girls, go beat some gundanium butts *hears cheers*)
NOIN: *in shadows* "ahh....I see, well you tell the princess she has nothing to fear" *finally shows in light, with blood shot eyes* "I'd like to do a little evening of the tables myself........" *shutts off tela moniter* "lady une.... sally... I think we're almost ready dont you?" *turns to face the two ex soldiers.*
SALLY:"Considering I have no clue whats going on, I guess..."
LADY UNE: "REVENGE!!!!!!!!"
CATHERINE: *walks in room, has hilde leaning on her shoulder* "Were here too!!!!!"
HILDE: "ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz"
EVERYONE: *Sweatdrops*
CATHERINE: "Uhh, she was tired, a little bloated too" *drops her 'Heavy' load
LADY UNE: "Looks like we've gathered."
NOIN: *walks forward like she's on crack or something* *stumbles* "Forward...women... Sally, do you have our supplies?"
SALLY: *hold up jumbo bottle of extra strength Midol, for PMS* "Yup!"
NOIN: "goooddddddd............."
~The women have rallied. And our boys are finally catching on, but wh will be their true leader, will treize gain the favor, will wufei show his true strengths against the 'onna's' or will........ ZECHSSS gain the winning lead?....
RELENA: *looks at author* "HEY!!!!!! why are you giving us girls sucha bad rap... your a woman too..... you had to have had a day or two when the mood swings hit? huh/....... well havent ya????
AUTHOR: *rolls eyes* *starres blankly at the primpy princess* "ZECHSSSSSBRING EM DOWN YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!~~~~~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~!!!!*!*!*!*!*!*!" *stops and stares ta princess* "HEll, be thankful, princessssss that I gave you as big of roll as this, I could have just given you a small yet pivitol roll. but no... I had to give you part of the spotlight...even as the villain...but still. I can take that away in a flash..... be thankful.. ya brat!"
ZECHS:*in background* "Wahoooooooooo allright, you tell her, kira, I'v been tring to get her over my knee since she was three. you tell her!!!!!!"
RELENA: *stomps off*
HEERO: *now back at base* "Alight, lets find wufei...... we'll find out where to go from here"
VOICE IN SHADOWS: "Dont you want a true leader... heerooo...yuy?"
HEERO: *sweatdrops* "Give it up zechs....no I am not like quinze.... this is not the rebelion... and you are not ramming earth....."
ZECHS: *drops anime style* "No, really, I have a good plan this time......."
HEERO: "yeah... right... and I'm a tellatubby too..."
TROWA: "HE does have a point you know... considering the positioning of all formera ttacks on the alliece between the oz and the romefellers. your strategies were way off, you should have surrounded the problem, the underlying answer would have been simplified greatly considering that you were a totaly messed up freak, emotional and such. and if all of attacks had been centered oin the true problem as a result you finallized the..mumphhhhhh"
ZECHS: *punches trowa* "You really do need to shut that friend of yours up once and a while... the qiet ones are always the most decieving....."
HEERO: *nods head* "ok....."
TREIZE: *face of stone* "ga ga ga ga, fa fa fa goo goo....."
HEERO&ZECHS: *Nod*
HEERO: "okay, lets find mazwell and chang, we'll decide together"
TROWA: "Ahh... the colors...... my memory..."
~Okay. now we know whats going to happen, but do we REALLY know the outcome?! find out why heero is still calm, considering its the 'WOMEN' ......ahh the hell with it all, zechs and wufei are on the job, no need to worry... find out next on part 5 "bastards and Bitches"
QUATRE: MHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHH hehehehehehhehehe MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH "I'lll kill you alll" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WUFEI: "Finally a worthy title" *nods in aproval*
DUO: "Allrigh, kira, baby..... rock on....."
ZECHS: "What did you just call her?......."
AUTHOR: "Okay, boys, at least you know that I have some strength ehhh?" *looks in corner of eye out the window at dr.s"
DR.J: "Alright boys.... we have a long haul in, to try to make the univers's best gundam out of this" *looks at scrap heap*
AUTHOR: "You see, I knew theyre weak spot. and anyway the title is not from my dimented brain," *glares in wufeis direction* "I think we'll just call the title "Hormones... and homicidal fools" yup thats the title..."
~*silence*
WUFEI: *hides marker behind back*