POTO Personals
Disclaimer: No, no I don't own POTO (sigh). Thankx to The Real Christine Daae for the "Nutmeg" joke, and numerous other fics for the *ahem* Firmin/Andre joke. To the best of my knowledge, this idea is one that no one's ever used on ff.net so far, so please don't steal.
Author's Note: I kinda had to guess on the ages. Also, I know Erik died after Christine left him, but I'm pretending he didn't. (yay!)
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Erik's ad: Single white male, 50. Into music, architecture, haunting opera houses, forming huge obsessive crushes on chorus girls, and strangling people. Seeks single white female to obsess over. If we decide to marry, I've already got a wedding dress. Must enjoy cellars, torture chambers, and smashing chandeliers.
Christine's ad: Single white female, 20. Into music, angels, and making bad choices. Fops are a real turn-on, as are masked killers. Must not decide that I'm insane after taking to me for 5 minutes.
Raoul's ad: Single white male, 22. Into operas, horses, and chasing red scarves. Ditzy blondes are a big turn-on, sopranos a plus. Must not call me a fop, even though I am one (according to my ex-girlfriend).
Meg's ad: Single white female, 18. Into music and dancing. A big turn-on are guys who call me Nutmeg. (he he)
Andre's ad: Firmin, I need you!
Firmin's ad: Okee-dokee. Your office or mine?
Disclaimer: No, no I don't own POTO (sigh). Thankx to The Real Christine Daae for the "Nutmeg" joke, and numerous other fics for the *ahem* Firmin/Andre joke. To the best of my knowledge, this idea is one that no one's ever used on ff.net so far, so please don't steal.
Author's Note: I kinda had to guess on the ages. Also, I know Erik died after Christine left him, but I'm pretending he didn't. (yay!)
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Erik's ad: Single white male, 50. Into music, architecture, haunting opera houses, forming huge obsessive crushes on chorus girls, and strangling people. Seeks single white female to obsess over. If we decide to marry, I've already got a wedding dress. Must enjoy cellars, torture chambers, and smashing chandeliers.
Christine's ad: Single white female, 20. Into music, angels, and making bad choices. Fops are a real turn-on, as are masked killers. Must not decide that I'm insane after taking to me for 5 minutes.
Raoul's ad: Single white male, 22. Into operas, horses, and chasing red scarves. Ditzy blondes are a big turn-on, sopranos a plus. Must not call me a fop, even though I am one (according to my ex-girlfriend).
Meg's ad: Single white female, 18. Into music and dancing. A big turn-on are guys who call me Nutmeg. (he he)
Andre's ad: Firmin, I need you!
Firmin's ad: Okee-dokee. Your office or mine?