Happiness
By: Keiko Nakamoto.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailormoon. I WISH I did, but I don't...See, the name says 'Keiko Nakamoto' not 'Naoko Takeuchi'.
Notes: Okay, um, all my longer stories need at least one really odd chapter. So, here's this one's. I'll work everything out and make it more normal again next chapter.
Chapter 3
"So..." Taiki said.
"So..." Seiya replied.
"Uh, I saw your interview." Taiki said. Seiya grinned.
"Really?" he asked. Then the grin faded. "Is Yaten mad about it? I haven't seen her all day..."
"No, she thought it was cute." Taiki smiled. "And she loved the flowers."
Seiya grinned again.
"Good. I hand picked those..." he said. "So where is she?"
Taiki shrugged.
"I have no clue." He said. "She left early this morning and I haven't seen her since. Maybe she's trying to get back at you for skipping out on us yesterday."
Seiya pouted. He was about to reply when the phone rang. Taiki answered.
"Hello?" He was silent for a minute then his eyes grew wide. "You're kidding!? What channel!?"
He listened for a second.
"Thanks!" he said quickly before hanging up. He ran to the TV and switched it on. He quickly set it to a channel. Seiya walked over.
"So..." a reporter was saying. "Is it really true that you and Seiya are a couple?"
"Yup." Yaten said with a smile. "He sent me flowers!"
Taiki nudged Seiya.
"See. She was obsessive about the flowers." He said. Seiya smiled. Onscreen, the reporter sweatdropped.
"Yes. Flowers. How...sweet." He said. "So, how far have you two gone?"
Yaten blinked and blushed a pretty pink. Taiki turned to look at Seiya.
"Yes." He said. "How far HAVE you two gone?"
Seiya sweatdropped.
"Well, you know when I got home last night?" he said. Taiki nodded. "Well...you were asleep, and Yaten wasn't...so we..."
"You didn't!" Taiki gasped, eyes wide. Seiya blushed and looked back at the TV. Yaten was playing with her ponytail.
"Um...well..." she said nervously. "We've..."
"Here, I'll rephrase that question." The reporter said gently. "Have you slept with Seiya?"
"...um..." Yaten stared at her feet. Then she looked up, angry. "What business is it of yours ANYWAY!?"
"I'll take that as a yes." The reporter said calmly. "So, will you two be getting married? Do you plan on raising a family?"
"Uh..." Yaten's anger was replaced by confusion. "How should I know?!"
"And is it true that you are in reality a girl?"
"Yeah." She said. The reporter stared at her chest. Her face reddened in anger and she clobbered the reporter to the ground. "That's it. I don't have to take this."
She walked haughtily off screen. Seiya smiled.
"That's my Yaten." He said with a slight laugh. The phone rang again. Taiki went to answer it. A moment later he looked up at Seiya, cringing.
"It's...for you..." he said, holding the phone out. Seiya took the phone warily. He put it to his ear.
"Hello?" he asked.
"WHAT THE HELL SEIYA!?!" a voice screamed out of the phone. "TELL ME YOU DID NOT SLEEP WITH YATEN!!!!"
"Um, okay..." Seiya said nervously. "I didn't sleep with Yaten."
"Is that true?" the voice asked.
"No." Seiya said with a hint of annoyance. "Who is this?"
"Minako."
"Oh. Hi. I assume you saw Yaten on TV..."
"No, but it's already all over the news. HOW COULD YOU SLEEP WITH YATEN!?"
"Very easily. First I..."
"Shut up."
"You asked."
"Did he?" a voice called in the background.
"Yes." Minako answered it angrily. "Seiya. I'm gonna...huh? Mamoru!"
There was an angry yell followed by a click. Seiya returned the phone to the receiver, confused.
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"I...can't...believe it..." Usagi said, wide eyed. Chibiusa was equally shocked, as were Makoto, Rei, Mamoru, and Ami. Minako was still angry. Yuuichirou was in another room, watching the younger children and Motoki was at work.
"They...they..." Makoto said, working her jaw.
"We're going over there." Minako said. "NOW."
She pulled the others up and herded them to the door.
"We'll go talk to them about this." Mamoru tried to calm down Minako. "We'll see if it's even true."
"He said! He SAID it was true!" Minako hissed. Mamoru sweatdropped and prayed that this was just a big misunderstanding. Seiya and Yaten wouldn't do that, right? But now...now he wasn't so sure. He helped Minako lead the others out the door.
'Why do I always end playing referee?' he thought mournfully.
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"Dammit, dammit, dammit..." Seiya swore to himself. They were coming here, no doubt to kill him. Why couldn't they just stay out of his business?
"Hi." Yaten said, walking in. Seiya rushed to lock the door behind her. "What's up with you?"
"Shhh!" Seiya said. "They could be here any minute! Act like we're not here!"
Yaten blinked, just now noticing that the lights were all out. She turned and looked at Seiya.
"Who could be here?"
"The inner senshi!"
Yaten blinked again.
"Why?"
"Minako wants to kill me!"
Yaten shook her head and walked away, toward her room.
"Whatever." She said. "Come and get me when you've decided to make sense again."
She closed her door. Seiya frowned after her and went into the kitchen where he found a pot and put it on his head as a helmet. Then he armed himself with a spatula and hid.
Sure enough, he soon heard angry pounding on the door. Yaten and Taiki came out of their rooms, surprised that Seiya wasn't kidding. Minako DID sound like she wanted to kill Seiya.
Seiya handed Taiki and Yaten 'helmets' and 'weapons'. Yaten got a strainer and a ladle, while Taiki got a saucepan and a salad tong thingy. Seiya hid Yaten in the living room and Taiki in the hall, and he returned to the kitchen.
Soon enough, the door flew open.
"Um, Minako?" Makoto said. "I don't think they're home."
"LIES!" Minako yelled. "I KNOW they're here! They're just hiding!"
"C'mon, Minako, let's go." Usagi said. Minako shook her head and switched on the lights. She began prowling around. Unfortunately for Yaten, she chose to search the living room first. After searching around a bit, she looked under the coffee table and was greeted with a hard smack on the head.
Yaten sped out from the table and into the hall while Minako was still screaming 'bloody murder'.
"Now what?" Yaten hissed to Taiki. The tall boy just shrugged.
"WHERE DID SHE GO?!" Minako screeched. Everyone pointed to the hall. Minako peered in and was this time greeted by two hard whacks on the head. Taiki and Yaten bolted to the kitchen.
"This is reeeeally stupid." Usagi said flatly. "Reeeeeeeeally stupid."
The other girls nodded.
"What are we at now?" Rei asked.
"Three Lights, three. Minako, zero." Ami replied. Rei nodded.
"OWWWWW!" Minako screeched. The others looked up just in time to see Seiya, Yaten, and Taiki run out the door.
"Ja matta!" they called. Usagi blinked. Rei blinked. Ami blinked. Makoto blinked. Mamoru sighed. Minako wailed. And this chapter ended.
End chapter 3
Yeah, it was terrible, but oh well. At least it's finished.
By: Keiko Nakamoto.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailormoon. I WISH I did, but I don't...See, the name says 'Keiko Nakamoto' not 'Naoko Takeuchi'.
Notes: Okay, um, all my longer stories need at least one really odd chapter. So, here's this one's. I'll work everything out and make it more normal again next chapter.
Chapter 3
"So..." Taiki said.
"So..." Seiya replied.
"Uh, I saw your interview." Taiki said. Seiya grinned.
"Really?" he asked. Then the grin faded. "Is Yaten mad about it? I haven't seen her all day..."
"No, she thought it was cute." Taiki smiled. "And she loved the flowers."
Seiya grinned again.
"Good. I hand picked those..." he said. "So where is she?"
Taiki shrugged.
"I have no clue." He said. "She left early this morning and I haven't seen her since. Maybe she's trying to get back at you for skipping out on us yesterday."
Seiya pouted. He was about to reply when the phone rang. Taiki answered.
"Hello?" He was silent for a minute then his eyes grew wide. "You're kidding!? What channel!?"
He listened for a second.
"Thanks!" he said quickly before hanging up. He ran to the TV and switched it on. He quickly set it to a channel. Seiya walked over.
"So..." a reporter was saying. "Is it really true that you and Seiya are a couple?"
"Yup." Yaten said with a smile. "He sent me flowers!"
Taiki nudged Seiya.
"See. She was obsessive about the flowers." He said. Seiya smiled. Onscreen, the reporter sweatdropped.
"Yes. Flowers. How...sweet." He said. "So, how far have you two gone?"
Yaten blinked and blushed a pretty pink. Taiki turned to look at Seiya.
"Yes." He said. "How far HAVE you two gone?"
Seiya sweatdropped.
"Well, you know when I got home last night?" he said. Taiki nodded. "Well...you were asleep, and Yaten wasn't...so we..."
"You didn't!" Taiki gasped, eyes wide. Seiya blushed and looked back at the TV. Yaten was playing with her ponytail.
"Um...well..." she said nervously. "We've..."
"Here, I'll rephrase that question." The reporter said gently. "Have you slept with Seiya?"
"...um..." Yaten stared at her feet. Then she looked up, angry. "What business is it of yours ANYWAY!?"
"I'll take that as a yes." The reporter said calmly. "So, will you two be getting married? Do you plan on raising a family?"
"Uh..." Yaten's anger was replaced by confusion. "How should I know?!"
"And is it true that you are in reality a girl?"
"Yeah." She said. The reporter stared at her chest. Her face reddened in anger and she clobbered the reporter to the ground. "That's it. I don't have to take this."
She walked haughtily off screen. Seiya smiled.
"That's my Yaten." He said with a slight laugh. The phone rang again. Taiki went to answer it. A moment later he looked up at Seiya, cringing.
"It's...for you..." he said, holding the phone out. Seiya took the phone warily. He put it to his ear.
"Hello?" he asked.
"WHAT THE HELL SEIYA!?!" a voice screamed out of the phone. "TELL ME YOU DID NOT SLEEP WITH YATEN!!!!"
"Um, okay..." Seiya said nervously. "I didn't sleep with Yaten."
"Is that true?" the voice asked.
"No." Seiya said with a hint of annoyance. "Who is this?"
"Minako."
"Oh. Hi. I assume you saw Yaten on TV..."
"No, but it's already all over the news. HOW COULD YOU SLEEP WITH YATEN!?"
"Very easily. First I..."
"Shut up."
"You asked."
"Did he?" a voice called in the background.
"Yes." Minako answered it angrily. "Seiya. I'm gonna...huh? Mamoru!"
There was an angry yell followed by a click. Seiya returned the phone to the receiver, confused.
~~~~~~~~
"I...can't...believe it..." Usagi said, wide eyed. Chibiusa was equally shocked, as were Makoto, Rei, Mamoru, and Ami. Minako was still angry. Yuuichirou was in another room, watching the younger children and Motoki was at work.
"They...they..." Makoto said, working her jaw.
"We're going over there." Minako said. "NOW."
She pulled the others up and herded them to the door.
"We'll go talk to them about this." Mamoru tried to calm down Minako. "We'll see if it's even true."
"He said! He SAID it was true!" Minako hissed. Mamoru sweatdropped and prayed that this was just a big misunderstanding. Seiya and Yaten wouldn't do that, right? But now...now he wasn't so sure. He helped Minako lead the others out the door.
'Why do I always end playing referee?' he thought mournfully.
~~~~~~~~
"Dammit, dammit, dammit..." Seiya swore to himself. They were coming here, no doubt to kill him. Why couldn't they just stay out of his business?
"Hi." Yaten said, walking in. Seiya rushed to lock the door behind her. "What's up with you?"
"Shhh!" Seiya said. "They could be here any minute! Act like we're not here!"
Yaten blinked, just now noticing that the lights were all out. She turned and looked at Seiya.
"Who could be here?"
"The inner senshi!"
Yaten blinked again.
"Why?"
"Minako wants to kill me!"
Yaten shook her head and walked away, toward her room.
"Whatever." She said. "Come and get me when you've decided to make sense again."
She closed her door. Seiya frowned after her and went into the kitchen where he found a pot and put it on his head as a helmet. Then he armed himself with a spatula and hid.
Sure enough, he soon heard angry pounding on the door. Yaten and Taiki came out of their rooms, surprised that Seiya wasn't kidding. Minako DID sound like she wanted to kill Seiya.
Seiya handed Taiki and Yaten 'helmets' and 'weapons'. Yaten got a strainer and a ladle, while Taiki got a saucepan and a salad tong thingy. Seiya hid Yaten in the living room and Taiki in the hall, and he returned to the kitchen.
Soon enough, the door flew open.
"Um, Minako?" Makoto said. "I don't think they're home."
"LIES!" Minako yelled. "I KNOW they're here! They're just hiding!"
"C'mon, Minako, let's go." Usagi said. Minako shook her head and switched on the lights. She began prowling around. Unfortunately for Yaten, she chose to search the living room first. After searching around a bit, she looked under the coffee table and was greeted with a hard smack on the head.
Yaten sped out from the table and into the hall while Minako was still screaming 'bloody murder'.
"Now what?" Yaten hissed to Taiki. The tall boy just shrugged.
"WHERE DID SHE GO?!" Minako screeched. Everyone pointed to the hall. Minako peered in and was this time greeted by two hard whacks on the head. Taiki and Yaten bolted to the kitchen.
"This is reeeeally stupid." Usagi said flatly. "Reeeeeeeeally stupid."
The other girls nodded.
"What are we at now?" Rei asked.
"Three Lights, three. Minako, zero." Ami replied. Rei nodded.
"OWWWWW!" Minako screeched. The others looked up just in time to see Seiya, Yaten, and Taiki run out the door.
"Ja matta!" they called. Usagi blinked. Rei blinked. Ami blinked. Makoto blinked. Mamoru sighed. Minako wailed. And this chapter ended.
End chapter 3
Yeah, it was terrible, but oh well. At least it's finished.