A/N: Just a little ditty to pass the time :)
Disclaimer: Based on the song 'Addicted to Bass´ by Puretone. Not mine. Hannibal and Clarice belong to Tom Harris. No copyright infringement intended.
Addicted to Lecter.
Yeah...
The VOICE vibes are shooting up my spine
Chill factor an enthusiastic nine
The VOICE vibes have got me feeling fine
They're buzzing through my mind
I've got two pale hands up against the windowpane,
Gasping for some air.
I've been reading smut again
And there's nothing I can do to escape from his games.
I'm looking down to the street below.
There's nothing in the way they look to show
That they too know what I know
They too hunger for the beast below.
Sitting by the TV I feel so out of place,
There's a certain something missing that the telly can't replace
I'm only happy when I'm drooling at AH.
A word about my weakness -
I'm totally addicted to Lecter
There's nothing I can do to be cool
I don't sleep until I've had my fuel.
I'll bite if I'm deprived,
It's a hunger that gnaws from deep inside.
In my mind I'm overcome by the need to decide
Ridley Scott: Grilled or deep-fried?
And when the GD's chillin' with Clarice
Or dining on Paul Krendler,
I go breaking out the bear-traps
For useless directors
You guessed it - I'm totally addicted to Lecter
I'm surrounded by so many
And they're feeling my pulse,
Asking me the question 'Are you feeling better?'
They're picking up my problem
I'm totally addicted to Lecter.
The VOICE vibes are shooting up my spine
Chill factor an enthusiastic nine
The VOICE vibes have got me feeling fine
They're buzzing through my mind
The summer's at my window
I hear buzzing from the street
And I'm poking through my breakfast
I've got star-shaped Shredded Wheat.
But it all just goes to show
That you too know what I know
You too hunger for the *beast* below
The prose washes over me
Giving me a buzz,
There's something that connected us -
Other than the server...
Everyone's addicted to Lecter.
Disclaimer: Based on the song 'Addicted to Bass´ by Puretone. Not mine. Hannibal and Clarice belong to Tom Harris. No copyright infringement intended.
Addicted to Lecter.
Yeah...
The VOICE vibes are shooting up my spine
Chill factor an enthusiastic nine
The VOICE vibes have got me feeling fine
They're buzzing through my mind
I've got two pale hands up against the windowpane,
Gasping for some air.
I've been reading smut again
And there's nothing I can do to escape from his games.
I'm looking down to the street below.
There's nothing in the way they look to show
That they too know what I know
They too hunger for the beast below.
Sitting by the TV I feel so out of place,
There's a certain something missing that the telly can't replace
I'm only happy when I'm drooling at AH.
A word about my weakness -
I'm totally addicted to Lecter
There's nothing I can do to be cool
I don't sleep until I've had my fuel.
I'll bite if I'm deprived,
It's a hunger that gnaws from deep inside.
In my mind I'm overcome by the need to decide
Ridley Scott: Grilled or deep-fried?
And when the GD's chillin' with Clarice
Or dining on Paul Krendler,
I go breaking out the bear-traps
For useless directors
You guessed it - I'm totally addicted to Lecter
I'm surrounded by so many
And they're feeling my pulse,
Asking me the question 'Are you feeling better?'
They're picking up my problem
I'm totally addicted to Lecter.
The VOICE vibes are shooting up my spine
Chill factor an enthusiastic nine
The VOICE vibes have got me feeling fine
They're buzzing through my mind
The summer's at my window
I hear buzzing from the street
And I'm poking through my breakfast
I've got star-shaped Shredded Wheat.
But it all just goes to show
That you too know what I know
You too hunger for the *beast* below
The prose washes over me
Giving me a buzz,
There's something that connected us -
Other than the server...
Everyone's addicted to Lecter.