Disclaimer: I own this song and all of its inhabitants, so don't get any ideas about my creativeness (hehe)



A/N: I was very hyper when I wrote this…you have been warned!!! *laughs*



Mr. Coffee

(To the tune of Mr. Sandman)

Note: If you happen to see some weird reply to the song on the side-Don't freak out!! It's the coffee replying!

Mr. Coffee, ( yes?)

Pour me a glass,

Give me some caffeine

And wake me up fast,

Or otherwise I'll get really angry,

Then make some people think that I'm real crazy!

Mr. Coffee, (yes.)

Extra dark please,

No cream or sugar,

Or I'll lose my keys,

Then at work I'll start seeing double,

And then I'll get in really, huge, trouble!!!

Mr. Coffee (what?!)

Promise me that,

I can get lattés ,

And make them low fat,

For then in Starbucks I won't be the only,

One in there that likes biscotti!

Mr. Coffee, (NO!!)

This is my last, (yay.)

Request I have,

I'll be really fast,

Now I put you on the spot!! (Oh great).

Mr. Coffee please put some Starbucks and other independent coffee shops out on the streets and more flavors and varieties because it's my favorite drink in the world….

OK!!!!!

end song.