This is not a chapter, just a little extra thingie since those last two
were so short. Here is my list of 10 things that would make the show
better:
10) Logan and Max both get haircuts. They need them.
9) Leprechauns gouge out Asha's eyeballs.
8) Somebody clears all the confusing stuff up for us all.
7) Asha is trampled by kiwi birds (or emus if none are available).
6) Porpoises kidnap Asha, mistaking her for one of their own. No offense, porpoises.
5) Mermaids pelt Asha to death with macadamia nuts (substitute filberts if necessary).
4) Elephants see just how many times you can smash somebody (Asha) with your tusks.
3) Dogs, birds, horses, etc. team up to make a "booby trap" for Asha.
2) Somebody "accidently" shaves Asha's head.
1) "Virus bitch goin' down! Max and Logan gettin' busy, that's the plan!"
Was I too mean? Maybe. I don't think I hate her THAT much. Oh well, it was just supposed to be comedic (that is a good word. Also chimerical.).
10) Logan and Max both get haircuts. They need them.
9) Leprechauns gouge out Asha's eyeballs.
8) Somebody clears all the confusing stuff up for us all.
7) Asha is trampled by kiwi birds (or emus if none are available).
6) Porpoises kidnap Asha, mistaking her for one of their own. No offense, porpoises.
5) Mermaids pelt Asha to death with macadamia nuts (substitute filberts if necessary).
4) Elephants see just how many times you can smash somebody (Asha) with your tusks.
3) Dogs, birds, horses, etc. team up to make a "booby trap" for Asha.
2) Somebody "accidently" shaves Asha's head.
1) "Virus bitch goin' down! Max and Logan gettin' busy, that's the plan!"
Was I too mean? Maybe. I don't think I hate her THAT much. Oh well, it was just supposed to be comedic (that is a good word. Also chimerical.).