The God of Death does not bake, nor Does the Perfect Soldier
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, or anything that I may mention that I don't belong to me.
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"I need you to make an anniversary cake," said Neo-Queen Terra.
"It's 5 o'clock in the morning!" said Duo.
"I will be back at 6 tonight."
Then she left.
"Wait," Duo yelled, "What's an anniversary cake?"
"You don't know what an anniversary cake is," said Heero who woke-up from the yelling.
"I know what a cake is, but what's an anniversary?"
"It's a day that you celebrate something special, like your wedding or something on those lines," said Quatre, who just came back from his daily jog.
"Okay, which of you, bakas, woke me up?" Wufei said.
"That one." Heero pointed at Duo.
"It wasn't me," Duo said, "Terra came and woke me up. So it's her fault."
"But you're the one that woke me up."
"Don't fight." Said Quatre cheerfully.
"You're too cheerful for 5 in the morning," said Duo.
"I'm a morning person."
"But at FIVE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!"
"The early bird get the worm."
"I doubt the early bird is up at this hour and if you don't mind, I'm going back to bed." Heero said.
"You got mail," said Heero's laptop.
Heero went to his laptop and read his new mail.
"Mission declined," he responded to it.
"You got new mail."
Heero read his new piece of mail.
"Terra is evil."
"I'm been saying that for a long time now," said Duo.
"Let make this cake." Heero said angrily.
"First we need to find a recipe," said Quatre.
"Let's make a carrot cake," Duo said.
"Terra hates carrots."
"The more of a reason to make it."
"She wants a chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream cake," Heero said.
"That sounds easy."
"Ice cream cakes are one of the hardest cakes to make," Wufei said.
"You're still here. I thought you went back to bed," said Heero.
"I couldn't. Besides I want to see you bakas bake a cake like an onna."
"How do you know an ice cream cake are so hard? Huh?" Duo asked.
"Ancient Chinese secret."
"He's buffing. Let's go get some ice cream."
"And a box of cake mix," said Quatre.
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"So we add the eggs, water, and ice cream. Then mix," said Duo.
"No, you baka. Just the eggs and the water," Heero said.
"Sir, yes, sir."
Duo mixed the indigents together in a plastic bowl.
"Then what?" he asked.
"We bake it," said Heero.
"Okay."
Duo opened the oven door and just when he was about to put the bowl in, Quatre yelled, "You can't put a plastic bowl in the oven! You'll melt it." Quatre yelled.
"But I thought only army men melt in the oven."
"You are a baka," Wufei said as he laughed at him.
"Pass me a baking pan, Heero," Quatre said.
Heero took a skillet out of the cabinet and handed it to Quatre.
"That's not a baking pan," said Quatre.
"The oven not working." Said Duo.
"WHAT!"
Quatre looked in the oven.
"Duo, didn't I told you not to put your toys in the oven a couple of months ago?"
"Yes, but they were being torture and the microwave wasn't melting them."
"I had it! I leaving you two bakas to bake the cake."
Quatre stormed out.
"So, how are we going to make the cake?" Heero asked.
"Nuke it!" Duo replied.
"What?"
"You can make anything in the microwave."
"What?"
"And the bowl is microwave safe, see."
Duo flipped the bowl over to point out the microwave safe sign, and all of the cake mix fell out.
"5 seconds rule," he shouted as her quickly picked the cake mix off the floor and put back in the bowl.
"I wish I have a camera right now," said Wufei," Terra would love to see this."
"You wouldn't. And if you do, you will feel the wrath of the god of DEATH!"
"Is that worst than the wrath of Khan?"
"10 times."
"I leaving you two now."
"Running away I see like the chicken you are. Besides you wasn't helpful anyway."
"How did we get stuck with making the cake?" Heero asked.
"Terra has it out for us for some strange reason."
"I knew it. That's why she gave me emotion in her first fic."
"Second."
"She wrote one before it?"
"Yeah. It sucked big time. I like making fun of it. We should do a MSTing to it!"
"What?"
"Let's become fan-fic writers and do a Mystery Science Theater on Terra's first fic 'Guardians of the Dimensions'."
"What about the cake?"
"Just forget about it."
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Please review or feel the Wrath of Terra!
"Is that worst than the wrath of the god of death?" said Katie.
"Much, much worst."
A/N- You are probably wondering how I know army men doesn't melt in the microwave. My little brother tortures his army men. That how. And I thinking of having Duo and Heero MSTing my first fic.
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, or anything that I may mention that I don't belong to me.
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"I need you to make an anniversary cake," said Neo-Queen Terra.
"It's 5 o'clock in the morning!" said Duo.
"I will be back at 6 tonight."
Then she left.
"Wait," Duo yelled, "What's an anniversary cake?"
"You don't know what an anniversary cake is," said Heero who woke-up from the yelling.
"I know what a cake is, but what's an anniversary?"
"It's a day that you celebrate something special, like your wedding or something on those lines," said Quatre, who just came back from his daily jog.
"Okay, which of you, bakas, woke me up?" Wufei said.
"That one." Heero pointed at Duo.
"It wasn't me," Duo said, "Terra came and woke me up. So it's her fault."
"But you're the one that woke me up."
"Don't fight." Said Quatre cheerfully.
"You're too cheerful for 5 in the morning," said Duo.
"I'm a morning person."
"But at FIVE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!"
"The early bird get the worm."
"I doubt the early bird is up at this hour and if you don't mind, I'm going back to bed." Heero said.
"You got mail," said Heero's laptop.
Heero went to his laptop and read his new mail.
"Mission declined," he responded to it.
"You got new mail."
Heero read his new piece of mail.
"Terra is evil."
"I'm been saying that for a long time now," said Duo.
"Let make this cake." Heero said angrily.
"First we need to find a recipe," said Quatre.
"Let's make a carrot cake," Duo said.
"Terra hates carrots."
"The more of a reason to make it."
"She wants a chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream cake," Heero said.
"That sounds easy."
"Ice cream cakes are one of the hardest cakes to make," Wufei said.
"You're still here. I thought you went back to bed," said Heero.
"I couldn't. Besides I want to see you bakas bake a cake like an onna."
"How do you know an ice cream cake are so hard? Huh?" Duo asked.
"Ancient Chinese secret."
"He's buffing. Let's go get some ice cream."
"And a box of cake mix," said Quatre.
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"So we add the eggs, water, and ice cream. Then mix," said Duo.
"No, you baka. Just the eggs and the water," Heero said.
"Sir, yes, sir."
Duo mixed the indigents together in a plastic bowl.
"Then what?" he asked.
"We bake it," said Heero.
"Okay."
Duo opened the oven door and just when he was about to put the bowl in, Quatre yelled, "You can't put a plastic bowl in the oven! You'll melt it." Quatre yelled.
"But I thought only army men melt in the oven."
"You are a baka," Wufei said as he laughed at him.
"Pass me a baking pan, Heero," Quatre said.
Heero took a skillet out of the cabinet and handed it to Quatre.
"That's not a baking pan," said Quatre.
"The oven not working." Said Duo.
"WHAT!"
Quatre looked in the oven.
"Duo, didn't I told you not to put your toys in the oven a couple of months ago?"
"Yes, but they were being torture and the microwave wasn't melting them."
"I had it! I leaving you two bakas to bake the cake."
Quatre stormed out.
"So, how are we going to make the cake?" Heero asked.
"Nuke it!" Duo replied.
"What?"
"You can make anything in the microwave."
"What?"
"And the bowl is microwave safe, see."
Duo flipped the bowl over to point out the microwave safe sign, and all of the cake mix fell out.
"5 seconds rule," he shouted as her quickly picked the cake mix off the floor and put back in the bowl.
"I wish I have a camera right now," said Wufei," Terra would love to see this."
"You wouldn't. And if you do, you will feel the wrath of the god of DEATH!"
"Is that worst than the wrath of Khan?"
"10 times."
"I leaving you two now."
"Running away I see like the chicken you are. Besides you wasn't helpful anyway."
"How did we get stuck with making the cake?" Heero asked.
"Terra has it out for us for some strange reason."
"I knew it. That's why she gave me emotion in her first fic."
"Second."
"She wrote one before it?"
"Yeah. It sucked big time. I like making fun of it. We should do a MSTing to it!"
"What?"
"Let's become fan-fic writers and do a Mystery Science Theater on Terra's first fic 'Guardians of the Dimensions'."
"What about the cake?"
"Just forget about it."
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Please review or feel the Wrath of Terra!
"Is that worst than the wrath of the god of death?" said Katie.
"Much, much worst."
A/N- You are probably wondering how I know army men doesn't melt in the microwave. My little brother tortures his army men. That how. And I thinking of having Duo and Heero MSTing my first fic.