(How Twelfth Night should have ended, from my twisted mind…)
(Very end…)
No one exits.
Feste (Clown): We go together, like… (well, I guess you can just remember the words to We Go Together from Grease)
Everyone: **joins in**
There is a pause in the song.
Sir Andrew: I'm all on my own! Shakespeare, you ass, you forgot about me!
Antonio: And me! Sebastian doesn't love me! **sob** He married a woman we doesn't even know!
Malvolio: I'll get you all!!!
**Song continues**
**Song pauses**
Sebastian: I have my sister back! I have a wife who appears to be a bit mad, but she's pretty!!! AND rich!
1 Maria and Sir Toby enter
Maria: I'm married to a drunk! Whoo! We have a laugh together, and—wait, this isn't an x-rated play!
Orsino: It isn't? Oops.
Sir Toby: I'm drunk and I'm going to sing! Let's have a party Sir Andrew!
Sir Andrew: I'm all alone in the world, no one here to comfort me, and I don't know how to flirt with women…
Antonio: I don't even like women!
Olivia: I don't care if I have Cesario or Sebastian; they both look the same to me!
Orsino: I love my cross dressing soon-to-be wife!
**Song continues**
**Song draws to a close**
Viola: I love you Orsino!
Orsino: I love you Cesario—I mean, Viola!
Sebastian: I'm not as smart as my sister, and I'm still not sure what's going on, but heck, I sure do love you Olivia!
Olivia: Oh, darling gorgeous Cesario or Sebastian or whatever your name is, I love you!
Sir Toby: I love you Maria!
Maria: I love you Toby, even though you drink!
Malvolio: I love… myself! So I'm happy too!!! For once!!
Fabian: Everyone keeps mixing me up with Feste! What's up with that? I have to be happy, this is the end!!!
Feste: I have no one to love… but I am happy for my friends who are happy.
Sir Andrew: I want someone to love me!
Antonio: I want a man in my life! Andrew, marry me!
Sir Andrew: Do you have money?
Antonio: Err no, but I speak a little French!
Sir Andrew: You're smarter than me. Yes, I'll marry you Antonio!
Maria: Isn't that illegal?
Sir Toby: Probably.
Feste: Everyone, one more time! **Starts to sing again**
(Very end…)
No one exits.
Feste (Clown): We go together, like… (well, I guess you can just remember the words to We Go Together from Grease)
Everyone: **joins in**
There is a pause in the song.
Sir Andrew: I'm all on my own! Shakespeare, you ass, you forgot about me!
Antonio: And me! Sebastian doesn't love me! **sob** He married a woman we doesn't even know!
Malvolio: I'll get you all!!!
**Song continues**
**Song pauses**
Sebastian: I have my sister back! I have a wife who appears to be a bit mad, but she's pretty!!! AND rich!
1 Maria and Sir Toby enter
Maria: I'm married to a drunk! Whoo! We have a laugh together, and—wait, this isn't an x-rated play!
Orsino: It isn't? Oops.
Sir Toby: I'm drunk and I'm going to sing! Let's have a party Sir Andrew!
Sir Andrew: I'm all alone in the world, no one here to comfort me, and I don't know how to flirt with women…
Antonio: I don't even like women!
Olivia: I don't care if I have Cesario or Sebastian; they both look the same to me!
Orsino: I love my cross dressing soon-to-be wife!
**Song continues**
**Song draws to a close**
Viola: I love you Orsino!
Orsino: I love you Cesario—I mean, Viola!
Sebastian: I'm not as smart as my sister, and I'm still not sure what's going on, but heck, I sure do love you Olivia!
Olivia: Oh, darling gorgeous Cesario or Sebastian or whatever your name is, I love you!
Sir Toby: I love you Maria!
Maria: I love you Toby, even though you drink!
Malvolio: I love… myself! So I'm happy too!!! For once!!
Fabian: Everyone keeps mixing me up with Feste! What's up with that? I have to be happy, this is the end!!!
Feste: I have no one to love… but I am happy for my friends who are happy.
Sir Andrew: I want someone to love me!
Antonio: I want a man in my life! Andrew, marry me!
Sir Andrew: Do you have money?
Antonio: Err no, but I speak a little French!
Sir Andrew: You're smarter than me. Yes, I'll marry you Antonio!
Maria: Isn't that illegal?
Sir Toby: Probably.
Feste: Everyone, one more time! **Starts to sing again**