Annoying disclaimer: I don't own anyone in this story. Bummer.
CHAPTER ONE:MAYONNAISE
( Opens up in the Skool on Fri. Dib's drawing a picture of Bigfoot, ZIM's asleep, and everyone else is staring ahead blankly. Ms. Bitters is staring ahead also. Suddenly she wacks a ruler on her desk. Everyone straightens up.)
Ms. Bitters:Alright class. Open your horrible textbooks to a horrible page 6002 and begin memorizing the information. You will be quizzed on this!
ZIM:(Thinking)Arrgh!Skool! What a pointless waste of time! Hmm? What's this? "Christmas. A widely celebrated human holiday. Presents are exchanged on Christmas eve and on Christmas day. Most humans put up Christmas trees and other decorations in honor of this holiday.'' Stupid earth slugs! "Some humans also hold Christmas parties in which families and friends get together to spread holiday cheer.........."(Looks confused and glaces outside. It's snowing. ZIM loooks alarmed.)
Dib:(Grins evilly) What don't they have snow on your planet either?
ZIM:(Nervously) It's not like rain is it?
Dib:(Grinning) Of course not.(Laughs quietly to himself)
ZIM:(Staring out the window)
Keef:(Notices his 'bestest friend' staring out the window and looks himself)Hey! Everybody, IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!!!
Sara:Snow!!
Keef:Yippee!! We're going to have a white Christmas!
Chunk:It's snowing!
Zita:Oh boy! I love the snow!(Voice squeaks)
The Letter "M":Alright!
Squeek:AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
(All kids start talking at once)
Ms. Bitters:SILENCE!!! Now, due to the fact that the Skool has decided you aren't getting a good enough education, there WILL BE SKOOL ON MONDAY!
Entire Class:What?!! How could?!! It's the holidays!!
Ms. Bitters:QUIET!!!! However, there will be a ten-minute class Christmas party in which you will be assigned a partener to buy a gift for. They will also have to buy a gift for you. THE GIFTS MAY NOT BE EXPLOSIVES OR PROJECTILE WEAPONS!!!!ZIM,Dib, this means you!
ZIM & Dib:Yes Ms. Bitters!
Ms. Bitters:Listen up for your parteners!
CHAPTER ONE:MAYONNAISE
( Opens up in the Skool on Fri. Dib's drawing a picture of Bigfoot, ZIM's asleep, and everyone else is staring ahead blankly. Ms. Bitters is staring ahead also. Suddenly she wacks a ruler on her desk. Everyone straightens up.)
Ms. Bitters:Alright class. Open your horrible textbooks to a horrible page 6002 and begin memorizing the information. You will be quizzed on this!
ZIM:(Thinking)Arrgh!Skool! What a pointless waste of time! Hmm? What's this? "Christmas. A widely celebrated human holiday. Presents are exchanged on Christmas eve and on Christmas day. Most humans put up Christmas trees and other decorations in honor of this holiday.'' Stupid earth slugs! "Some humans also hold Christmas parties in which families and friends get together to spread holiday cheer.........."(Looks confused and glaces outside. It's snowing. ZIM loooks alarmed.)
Dib:(Grins evilly) What don't they have snow on your planet either?
ZIM:(Nervously) It's not like rain is it?
Dib:(Grinning) Of course not.(Laughs quietly to himself)
ZIM:(Staring out the window)
Keef:(Notices his 'bestest friend' staring out the window and looks himself)Hey! Everybody, IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!!!
Sara:Snow!!
Keef:Yippee!! We're going to have a white Christmas!
Chunk:It's snowing!
Zita:Oh boy! I love the snow!(Voice squeaks)
The Letter "M":Alright!
Squeek:AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
(All kids start talking at once)
Ms. Bitters:SILENCE!!! Now, due to the fact that the Skool has decided you aren't getting a good enough education, there WILL BE SKOOL ON MONDAY!
Entire Class:What?!! How could?!! It's the holidays!!
Ms. Bitters:QUIET!!!! However, there will be a ten-minute class Christmas party in which you will be assigned a partener to buy a gift for. They will also have to buy a gift for you. THE GIFTS MAY NOT BE EXPLOSIVES OR PROJECTILE WEAPONS!!!!ZIM,Dib, this means you!
ZIM & Dib:Yes Ms. Bitters!
Ms. Bitters:Listen up for your parteners!