CHAPTER FOUR: COMPLETE CONFUSION
ZIM:.....Hmmmm....(Looks at GIR curiously)
GIR:Hee hee hee! It hurts if you punch yourself!
ZIM:GIR!
GIR:Yes my lord!
ZIM:GIR, you will go spy on the Dib human for me! If you do, I'll take you to MacMeaties.
GIR:Okee-dokee! I wanna go to MacMeaties!!
ZIM:You will go to his house tonight. Hopefully he'll be asleep. If he wakes up, confuse him! Sort through all his stuff to get as much information as possible.
GIR:(Salutes)Yes sir! Right away!
(Zooms in on Dib's house. Zooms further into Dib's room. Posters of aliens, bigfoot, Count Cocofang, and the Swollen Eyeball logo are on the walls. A laptop is on a dresser near the bed and so is a lamp. Dib's glasses are right next to the lamp and Dib himself is asleep facing the wall on the bed. Suddenly, the door opens and GIR walks in. He's undisguised.)
GIR:(Rummaging through stuff) Hmmm......(Looks at the lamp, runs over to it and places the lampshade on his head.)Ha ha heeheehee! Lookit me!
Dib:(Slowly opens his eyes and grabs his glasses)Huh?(Notices GIR and sits straight up) What are you doing in my house?!! I gotta go find my dad!! Finally a live alien....thing that I can show to him! Then the world will know!!
GIR:(ZIM's voice echoing:"If he wakes up, confuse him!") Hmm...I can do that!(Takes off the lampshade)
Dib:I know you belong to ZIM, but what are you?
GIR:Look, it's a wall!
Dib:What? Riiiight. Uh-huh.(Muttering) And they sent me to the crazy house!!
GIR:Servuss! Ich bin der Fussboden! Ich komme aus die socken. Und du? Kaza?
Dib:What on Earth did you just say?
GIR:(Shrugs then starts spinning around in circles) Bacon and pizza and mayonnaise!
Dib:(Looks irritated and throws a handful of wool socks at GIR's head. One gets draped across GIR's anntenna. GIR doesn't notice.)
GIR:(With a sock on his anntenna)Lookit me! I'm a mongoose!(Spinning in circles) Hee hee hee!(Sock falls into his hands)Hmm?(What he sees appears on screen. The words "annoying, itchy wool socks" appear.)Yippee! (Runs out the door carrying the sock)
Dib:What are you up to now, ZIM? (Stops and thinks for a minute.)Come to think of it, I don't really want to know.(Takes off his glasses and lays down again.)
TO BE CONTINUED...
ZIM:.....Hmmmm....(Looks at GIR curiously)
GIR:Hee hee hee! It hurts if you punch yourself!
ZIM:GIR!
GIR:Yes my lord!
ZIM:GIR, you will go spy on the Dib human for me! If you do, I'll take you to MacMeaties.
GIR:Okee-dokee! I wanna go to MacMeaties!!
ZIM:You will go to his house tonight. Hopefully he'll be asleep. If he wakes up, confuse him! Sort through all his stuff to get as much information as possible.
GIR:(Salutes)Yes sir! Right away!
(Zooms in on Dib's house. Zooms further into Dib's room. Posters of aliens, bigfoot, Count Cocofang, and the Swollen Eyeball logo are on the walls. A laptop is on a dresser near the bed and so is a lamp. Dib's glasses are right next to the lamp and Dib himself is asleep facing the wall on the bed. Suddenly, the door opens and GIR walks in. He's undisguised.)
GIR:(Rummaging through stuff) Hmmm......(Looks at the lamp, runs over to it and places the lampshade on his head.)Ha ha heeheehee! Lookit me!
Dib:(Slowly opens his eyes and grabs his glasses)Huh?(Notices GIR and sits straight up) What are you doing in my house?!! I gotta go find my dad!! Finally a live alien....thing that I can show to him! Then the world will know!!
GIR:(ZIM's voice echoing:"If he wakes up, confuse him!") Hmm...I can do that!(Takes off the lampshade)
Dib:I know you belong to ZIM, but what are you?
GIR:Look, it's a wall!
Dib:What? Riiiight. Uh-huh.(Muttering) And they sent me to the crazy house!!
GIR:Servuss! Ich bin der Fussboden! Ich komme aus die socken. Und du? Kaza?
Dib:What on Earth did you just say?
GIR:(Shrugs then starts spinning around in circles) Bacon and pizza and mayonnaise!
Dib:(Looks irritated and throws a handful of wool socks at GIR's head. One gets draped across GIR's anntenna. GIR doesn't notice.)
GIR:(With a sock on his anntenna)Lookit me! I'm a mongoose!(Spinning in circles) Hee hee hee!(Sock falls into his hands)Hmm?(What he sees appears on screen. The words "annoying, itchy wool socks" appear.)Yippee! (Runs out the door carrying the sock)
Dib:What are you up to now, ZIM? (Stops and thinks for a minute.)Come to think of it, I don't really want to know.(Takes off his glasses and lays down again.)
TO BE CONTINUED...