ZIP: Oh my Irk…I FINALLY got enuf sense to finish this!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!
(Doez a scary dance around the room) Oh, by the way, I should have the next
chapter of LET'S GO CAUSE SOME MAJOR DOOM!! Up soon. I finally cured that
nasty disease called (air quotez) "Writer'z block". Now, I don't own IZ.
How many timez must I tell u this?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Ahem…well…it'z a good thing I waited becauze I finally fixed a large hole
in the plot. Now, enuf of my psycho babble, ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!
CHAPTER 6:"O Bacon Tree"
(Both unwrap presents happily then look disappointed)
ZIM: A bottle of water!
Dib: Wool socks!
ZIM:(Thinking) I hate water!! I'm allergic!! But I can't anger Ms. Bitters! (Out loud) Umm.......thanks.
Dib:(Thinking) I hate wool socks! But I can't anger Ms. Bitters! (Out loud) Umm... thanks.
Ms. Bitters: A horrible Christmas to all and to all a DOOMED night! (Bell rings)
Gaz: (ZIM is walking down the hall. Gaz runs to catch up with him) You gave him SOCKS?! Some diabolical plan! You're pathetic!
ZIM: (Evil grin) Not just any socks Gaz-human. EXPLODING socks. (KABOOM!!!!!) Mwa ha ha ha ha!!
Gaz: For once you did something right!
Dib: I'll get you for this ZIM!! (Fades out and zooms in on ZIM's base)
GIR:(Hugging the Christmas tree and singing to the tune of 'O Christmas Tree')
O bacon tree, O bacon tree
You are oh so pretty!
O bacon tree, O bacon tree
You make me all giddy!
You smell so nice, just like feet!
And you smell like rotten meat!!
O bacon tree, O bacon tree
How I truly do love thee!!!!
(Looks outside and sees Squeek run by)
Squeek: God bless us, everyone. EEEEEYAAAAAA!!!!!(Runs away)
THE END!!
Well? What did u think? Oh, I have a poll I would like everyone here to take.
It'z about which storiez I should post. Some are finished, some our floating around in that sea of madness and Mountain Dew called my brain. Here they are:
DOOM UNLEASHED. ZIP accidentally createz a maniacal robot assassin heck- bent on killing the Tallest. Then, it'z up to a new character named Neera and ZIM to save the female Irken from her own creation.
MAY CUPID BE FOREVER DOOMED. GIR and GIZ decide to play cupid for their masters on Valentine'z Day. This story iz chockfull of nonsense and DOOM. Also, turnz out ZIP'z birthday iz on Valentine'z Day. So, expect an odd party plus more stuff. Too much stuff in this one.
YOU WILL KNOW IN TIME. ZIP triez to mess with the future. Okay, imagine an Irken hippie and you'll probably be able to tell I wuz sugar-high when I wrote this.
DOWN WID' DA BUMZ!! The IZ crew vs the accursed Butt-Ugliez. ZIP getz in on the action too. Laser sword + BUM = pain.
FRIENDSHIP CONQUEREZ ALL. Sickeningly sappy title. ZIM usez ZIP in a plan to injure Dib, but she seemz to have other planz.
VACATION. A week long trip to Hawaii = madness. Keef doez the hula, Jhonen getz attacked by crazy FANGURLZ and ZIP singz karaoke. Complete madness and wafflez included.
A DARK PAST. ZIP rememberz her past and takez it out on ZIM.
MIND SWAP. GIR and ZIM'z brainz get switched and seeing as ZIP iz at the inter-planetary Super Smash Brotherz competition with Gaz, Dib iz the only one who can switch them back. Will he or not?
WELCOME TO THE MALL OF MADNESS! The IZ cast, ZIP, and several otherz are thrown into a dimension by a maniacal idiot named NightFox StarTail. They have to survive happy cute bunniez, too loud Brittney Spears music and dun dun dun….EACH OTHER!! Not to mention people voting them off. A twisted Survivor meetz umm……something.
MAN!! That'z a lot of stuff!! Pleaz help me out and vot now!!!!!!!!!!!
CHAPTER 6:"O Bacon Tree"
(Both unwrap presents happily then look disappointed)
ZIM: A bottle of water!
Dib: Wool socks!
ZIM:(Thinking) I hate water!! I'm allergic!! But I can't anger Ms. Bitters! (Out loud) Umm.......thanks.
Dib:(Thinking) I hate wool socks! But I can't anger Ms. Bitters! (Out loud) Umm... thanks.
Ms. Bitters: A horrible Christmas to all and to all a DOOMED night! (Bell rings)
Gaz: (ZIM is walking down the hall. Gaz runs to catch up with him) You gave him SOCKS?! Some diabolical plan! You're pathetic!
ZIM: (Evil grin) Not just any socks Gaz-human. EXPLODING socks. (KABOOM!!!!!) Mwa ha ha ha ha!!
Gaz: For once you did something right!
Dib: I'll get you for this ZIM!! (Fades out and zooms in on ZIM's base)
GIR:(Hugging the Christmas tree and singing to the tune of 'O Christmas Tree')
O bacon tree, O bacon tree
You are oh so pretty!
O bacon tree, O bacon tree
You make me all giddy!
You smell so nice, just like feet!
And you smell like rotten meat!!
O bacon tree, O bacon tree
How I truly do love thee!!!!
(Looks outside and sees Squeek run by)
Squeek: God bless us, everyone. EEEEEYAAAAAA!!!!!(Runs away)
THE END!!
Well? What did u think? Oh, I have a poll I would like everyone here to take.
It'z about which storiez I should post. Some are finished, some our floating around in that sea of madness and Mountain Dew called my brain. Here they are:
DOOM UNLEASHED. ZIP accidentally createz a maniacal robot assassin heck- bent on killing the Tallest. Then, it'z up to a new character named Neera and ZIM to save the female Irken from her own creation.
MAY CUPID BE FOREVER DOOMED. GIR and GIZ decide to play cupid for their masters on Valentine'z Day. This story iz chockfull of nonsense and DOOM. Also, turnz out ZIP'z birthday iz on Valentine'z Day. So, expect an odd party plus more stuff. Too much stuff in this one.
YOU WILL KNOW IN TIME. ZIP triez to mess with the future. Okay, imagine an Irken hippie and you'll probably be able to tell I wuz sugar-high when I wrote this.
DOWN WID' DA BUMZ!! The IZ crew vs the accursed Butt-Ugliez. ZIP getz in on the action too. Laser sword + BUM = pain.
FRIENDSHIP CONQUEREZ ALL. Sickeningly sappy title. ZIM usez ZIP in a plan to injure Dib, but she seemz to have other planz.
VACATION. A week long trip to Hawaii = madness. Keef doez the hula, Jhonen getz attacked by crazy FANGURLZ and ZIP singz karaoke. Complete madness and wafflez included.
A DARK PAST. ZIP rememberz her past and takez it out on ZIM.
MIND SWAP. GIR and ZIM'z brainz get switched and seeing as ZIP iz at the inter-planetary Super Smash Brotherz competition with Gaz, Dib iz the only one who can switch them back. Will he or not?
WELCOME TO THE MALL OF MADNESS! The IZ cast, ZIP, and several otherz are thrown into a dimension by a maniacal idiot named NightFox StarTail. They have to survive happy cute bunniez, too loud Brittney Spears music and dun dun dun….EACH OTHER!! Not to mention people voting them off. A twisted Survivor meetz umm……something.
MAN!! That'z a lot of stuff!! Pleaz help me out and vot now!!!!!!!!!!!