Oh dear god no! Not more chibification and the strangeness of this author! Stop (or continue) the madness! Review!
On a side note, if you haven't realized this from the first part, there is no plot to this whole thing.
Chibification and Other Acts of Insanity
No sun rose in the anime void because if truth be known there was no sun there, but that's besides the point. No, it was a very sad day--or night?--because Sarryn was currently out of anime characters to chibify, well at least the ones that she actually wanted to chibify. There were many that she didn't even want to touch.
And then suddenly the screams of horrified readers filled the air as they realized exactly what was being inflicted on them. The sound of pounding feet echoed throughout the world and the occasional thump as several ran into a wall in blind terror. An anonymous penguin watched all this with a blank look and then wandered away.
Anyway, she had a very important dilemma at hand that really had no way to be solved. She had tried to chibify Prince Chid but nothing had happened, apparently he was permanently chibified by powers beyond her ken. Then she had accidentally chibified Merle, who turned out to be even more vicious in miniature.
"Shoehorn wielding ducks, there is your target!" a voice cried behind her. She turned to see Deus with a small mob of shoehorn wielding ducks, he was still chibified.
"You!" she declared standing up, behind her a squad of rabid bunnies and run-over squirrels appeared.
"This is your last chance to de-chibify me, Sarryn!" he yelled as fractal bushes joined his forces. From the sidelines a group of chibi-Dragonslayers watched with interest as they ate popcorn. Dilandau was off somewhere torching something or someone.
"As the Fish as my witness I won't until you join the CREAM CHEESE LIBERATION and bring sovereignty to suppressed croutons!" she answered, behind her penguins of despair, death and general chaos manifested.
"I've already joined the CREAM CHEESE LIBERATION and I've never suppressed croutons in my life," he remarked dryly. Existential gophers began to rain down upon the combatants.
"Oh..." she said, pausing to think for a moment, "Well, I still won't de-chibify you!" Combustible pixies came to nullify the existential gophers.
"This is getting interesting," Guimel remarked to Gatti as he ate another handful of popcorn.
"Did anyone bring the drinks?" Chesta asked. Everyone shrugged.
"Oh, I think you will be very willing to, Sarryn. Very willing," he informed her with an evil laugh. No more creatures appeared behind him or otherwise.
"I fail to see the point of this whole thing," Folken commented among the other spectator chibies.
"Author insanity," Allen answered as he primped his hair.
"Why is that?" Sarryn demanded suspiciously. An anonymous penguin walked by and then walked off.
"I seem to have a hostage here," Deus informed her.
"Oh, we have a hostage situation here!" Chesta cheered and then was smacked by Dallet who didn't want to miss anything.
"Who is that?"
"I'll let it speak for itself," Deus replied even more evilly.
"Pi? Pikachu!"
"No! How could you! No, not Pikachu!" she screamed falling to her knees. Pikachu was hog tied to wooden roasting rod.
"Apparently she likes that electric rat," Miguel said as someone passed him a random iced drink.
"Will you now take off this collar?" Deus asked with deadly sweetness as a fire erupted under the yellow creature.
"Yes, I'll take it off, just don't harm Pikachu," she sobbed pitifully. She promptly did that and Pikachu was released unharmed. Deus returned to his normal size and disbanded his army of random creatures, Sarryn did the same.
"You know, we should have a chibi hunt sometime," Deus remarked as he rubbed his now Chibi Collar(tm) neck.
"How barbaric! I may chibify them, but I don't kill them," Sarryn retorted hotly.
"Not kill, just de-chibify them and set them free, then we hunt them down and re-chibify them," he told her laughing.
"Oooh, that sounds fun! But first I want to play with them!" she cried and then turned to the group of chibies watching them. Only to find that they had disappeared.
"They're gone," Deus remarked calmly.
"Oh, pooh," Sarryn pouted.
An anonymous penguin paused to stare at the two authors and then went away.
* * * *
Don't ask what's with the penguins, you don't want to know. Aaahhh, my esheep(tm) are watching me with their big eyes! Downloadable fun for all! Just type in keyword esheep and then you can have your own digital sheep to watch you while you try to do anything! Now review! Review! Review! Oh and I hope you thank me for this Deus!
On a side note, if you haven't realized this from the first part, there is no plot to this whole thing.
Chibification and Other Acts of Insanity
No sun rose in the anime void because if truth be known there was no sun there, but that's besides the point. No, it was a very sad day--or night?--because Sarryn was currently out of anime characters to chibify, well at least the ones that she actually wanted to chibify. There were many that she didn't even want to touch.
And then suddenly the screams of horrified readers filled the air as they realized exactly what was being inflicted on them. The sound of pounding feet echoed throughout the world and the occasional thump as several ran into a wall in blind terror. An anonymous penguin watched all this with a blank look and then wandered away.
Anyway, she had a very important dilemma at hand that really had no way to be solved. She had tried to chibify Prince Chid but nothing had happened, apparently he was permanently chibified by powers beyond her ken. Then she had accidentally chibified Merle, who turned out to be even more vicious in miniature.
"Shoehorn wielding ducks, there is your target!" a voice cried behind her. She turned to see Deus with a small mob of shoehorn wielding ducks, he was still chibified.
"You!" she declared standing up, behind her a squad of rabid bunnies and run-over squirrels appeared.
"This is your last chance to de-chibify me, Sarryn!" he yelled as fractal bushes joined his forces. From the sidelines a group of chibi-Dragonslayers watched with interest as they ate popcorn. Dilandau was off somewhere torching something or someone.
"As the Fish as my witness I won't until you join the CREAM CHEESE LIBERATION and bring sovereignty to suppressed croutons!" she answered, behind her penguins of despair, death and general chaos manifested.
"I've already joined the CREAM CHEESE LIBERATION and I've never suppressed croutons in my life," he remarked dryly. Existential gophers began to rain down upon the combatants.
"Oh..." she said, pausing to think for a moment, "Well, I still won't de-chibify you!" Combustible pixies came to nullify the existential gophers.
"This is getting interesting," Guimel remarked to Gatti as he ate another handful of popcorn.
"Did anyone bring the drinks?" Chesta asked. Everyone shrugged.
"Oh, I think you will be very willing to, Sarryn. Very willing," he informed her with an evil laugh. No more creatures appeared behind him or otherwise.
"I fail to see the point of this whole thing," Folken commented among the other spectator chibies.
"Author insanity," Allen answered as he primped his hair.
"Why is that?" Sarryn demanded suspiciously. An anonymous penguin walked by and then walked off.
"I seem to have a hostage here," Deus informed her.
"Oh, we have a hostage situation here!" Chesta cheered and then was smacked by Dallet who didn't want to miss anything.
"Who is that?"
"I'll let it speak for itself," Deus replied even more evilly.
"Pi? Pikachu!"
"No! How could you! No, not Pikachu!" she screamed falling to her knees. Pikachu was hog tied to wooden roasting rod.
"Apparently she likes that electric rat," Miguel said as someone passed him a random iced drink.
"Will you now take off this collar?" Deus asked with deadly sweetness as a fire erupted under the yellow creature.
"Yes, I'll take it off, just don't harm Pikachu," she sobbed pitifully. She promptly did that and Pikachu was released unharmed. Deus returned to his normal size and disbanded his army of random creatures, Sarryn did the same.
"You know, we should have a chibi hunt sometime," Deus remarked as he rubbed his now Chibi Collar(tm) neck.
"How barbaric! I may chibify them, but I don't kill them," Sarryn retorted hotly.
"Not kill, just de-chibify them and set them free, then we hunt them down and re-chibify them," he told her laughing.
"Oooh, that sounds fun! But first I want to play with them!" she cried and then turned to the group of chibies watching them. Only to find that they had disappeared.
"They're gone," Deus remarked calmly.
"Oh, pooh," Sarryn pouted.
An anonymous penguin paused to stare at the two authors and then went away.
* * * *
Don't ask what's with the penguins, you don't want to know. Aaahhh, my esheep(tm) are watching me with their big eyes! Downloadable fun for all! Just type in keyword esheep and then you can have your own digital sheep to watch you while you try to do anything! Now review! Review! Review! Oh and I hope you thank me for this Deus!