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Chibification and Other Acts of Insanity
"Revenge of the Hairbrush Stealing, Weasel Mocking, Cottage Cheese Eating Fruit Flies of Death!" blazed across the lavender sky. Sarryn stared at this for a few moments in abject confusion.
"What the hell is this?" she demanded of the anime void. Silence and a few singing frogs greeted her question.
Deus appeared wearing a Bill Clinton mask and said, "I'm gonna be a star in the movies!"
"..."
"I think the chibification has seriously messed with what was left with his mind," the Phoenix Guardian commented impassively. She took a bite from a tuna and hot lava sandwich and then offered a bite to the rest of them, wisely they refused the generous offer.
"So what is this movie about?" Sarryn asked with marked apprehension.
"It's about the 'Revenge of the Hairbrush Stealing, Weasel Mocking, Cottage Cheese Eating Fruit Flies of Death!' of course," he replied pretentiously, momentarily lifting the mask to give her a look that said it should have been blatantly obvious.
"Okay...that was incredibly helpful. NOT!"
"She does have a point, not often, but this time she does," the Goddess of Oblivion remarked sardonically as she manifested from a frilly orange cloud. How or why a cloud was frilly and orange cannot be explained but nine out of ten chiropractors have tried and failed to answer that question. The tenth went crazy and began muttering gibberish about miniature giant space hamster coming to kill us all, the poll people took that as an answer.
"Come this way," Deus said and motioned them to follow him. Where they were following him when there were no landmarks of any sort, even a speck of dust, anywhere was a mystery.
With a magical poof and special effect lighting, they all appeared in a classical old movie theatre. A bowl of porridge landed on Sarryn's head, apparently it had followed them somehow.
"Be prepared to be wowed, awed and terrified. This show will pull at your heartstrings and have you at the edge of your seat! Let me present to you for your viewing pleasure, 'Revenge of the Hairbrush Stealing, Weasel Mocking, Cottage Cheese Eating Fruit Flies of Death!'" he announced grandly.
"How about not," Sarryn whispered to the eggplant-wielding piccolo beside her.
"This should be...interesting?" the Goddess asked in puzzlement and trepidation.
"Gods I hope not," the Phoenix Guardian muttered. Deus gave them an admonishing look before turning down the lights.
The curtain lifted...
"Hey this ain't a movie!" Sarryn exclaimed in indignant outrage.
"Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie!" the Goddess chanted, stressing each syllable.
...and revealed the cast of Escaflowne bound and gagged wearing very...interesting clothing.
* * * *
Want to know what happens? What is this thing about, why was it called a movie, how is the cast of Escaflowne involved (besides the obvious), and why are the eSheep staring at me??? {eSheep: Baaahhhhh!} If you want these questions and more answered then you'll just have to review.
Also if anyone else want's to make a cameo appearance at this premier then just type in a description of everything imaginable about yourself (personality, appearance, mannerisms, psychoses, etc.) and be prepared to find yourself twisted beyond recognition because...well, that's probably what'll happen. If that does happen it's your own fault for inaccurately describing yourself!
Chibification and Other Acts of Insanity
"Revenge of the Hairbrush Stealing, Weasel Mocking, Cottage Cheese Eating Fruit Flies of Death!" blazed across the lavender sky. Sarryn stared at this for a few moments in abject confusion.
"What the hell is this?" she demanded of the anime void. Silence and a few singing frogs greeted her question.
Deus appeared wearing a Bill Clinton mask and said, "I'm gonna be a star in the movies!"
"..."
"I think the chibification has seriously messed with what was left with his mind," the Phoenix Guardian commented impassively. She took a bite from a tuna and hot lava sandwich and then offered a bite to the rest of them, wisely they refused the generous offer.
"So what is this movie about?" Sarryn asked with marked apprehension.
"It's about the 'Revenge of the Hairbrush Stealing, Weasel Mocking, Cottage Cheese Eating Fruit Flies of Death!' of course," he replied pretentiously, momentarily lifting the mask to give her a look that said it should have been blatantly obvious.
"Okay...that was incredibly helpful. NOT!"
"She does have a point, not often, but this time she does," the Goddess of Oblivion remarked sardonically as she manifested from a frilly orange cloud. How or why a cloud was frilly and orange cannot be explained but nine out of ten chiropractors have tried and failed to answer that question. The tenth went crazy and began muttering gibberish about miniature giant space hamster coming to kill us all, the poll people took that as an answer.
"Come this way," Deus said and motioned them to follow him. Where they were following him when there were no landmarks of any sort, even a speck of dust, anywhere was a mystery.
With a magical poof and special effect lighting, they all appeared in a classical old movie theatre. A bowl of porridge landed on Sarryn's head, apparently it had followed them somehow.
"Be prepared to be wowed, awed and terrified. This show will pull at your heartstrings and have you at the edge of your seat! Let me present to you for your viewing pleasure, 'Revenge of the Hairbrush Stealing, Weasel Mocking, Cottage Cheese Eating Fruit Flies of Death!'" he announced grandly.
"How about not," Sarryn whispered to the eggplant-wielding piccolo beside her.
"This should be...interesting?" the Goddess asked in puzzlement and trepidation.
"Gods I hope not," the Phoenix Guardian muttered. Deus gave them an admonishing look before turning down the lights.
The curtain lifted...
"Hey this ain't a movie!" Sarryn exclaimed in indignant outrage.
"Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie!" the Goddess chanted, stressing each syllable.
...and revealed the cast of Escaflowne bound and gagged wearing very...interesting clothing.
* * * *
Want to know what happens? What is this thing about, why was it called a movie, how is the cast of Escaflowne involved (besides the obvious), and why are the eSheep staring at me??? {eSheep: Baaahhhhh!} If you want these questions and more answered then you'll just have to review.
Also if anyone else want's to make a cameo appearance at this premier then just type in a description of everything imaginable about yourself (personality, appearance, mannerisms, psychoses, etc.) and be prepared to find yourself twisted beyond recognition because...well, that's probably what'll happen. If that does happen it's your own fault for inaccurately describing yourself!