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Chibification and Other Acts of Insanity:
The Hairbrush Stealing, Weasel Mocking, Cottage Cheese Eating Fruit Flies of Death!
Thirty Minutes into the Play/Movie
{"I still don't think it's a movie, ya know," Liz remarked.
"Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Etc.!" the Goddess chanted.
"Will you all shut up?" Deus screamed flooding the audience with pink paint.}
Now the story:
A brilliant flash lit up the stage, not from the lights, nor from the blue popcorn Sarryn had been eating, and yes she now had a pair of moth-like antennae on her head. The flash originated from a certain camera held by a certain guest who had decided to drop by. As warned against by Chid photography had the tendency to drive several characters crazy, and one of those characters was on stage when it happened.
"VA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AN!!!!" If you can't guess who that is then I feel very sorry for you.
"Oopsie, guess the announcer kid was right," Liz remarked with a maniacal giggle. Dilandau sporting yards and yards of sparkly green taffeta pulled out a long sword from someplace and leapt across the stage. The reason for the getup was that that was his costume and he had to wear it or face electric shock therapy. He would have chosen electric shock therapy but Sarryn and Liz had convinced him that it wasn't as fun as it sounded.
"Finally, something interesting is happening!" Sarryn cheered, antennae waving frantically.
Van was currently in the middle of a monologue that consisted of ranting against the injustice of mocking weasels, or at least that's what it seemed like. None of the audience could find any sort of plot anywhere.
"Van! Behind you!" Hitomi screamed from offstage before being covered in a burlap bag by the Dragonslayers who didn't want her to give the King of Fanelia any warning. They locked her in a small costume case.
A fight scene reminiscent of episode 5 began, except for the fact that both were wearing lots of sparkly green taffeta. During this Princess Millerna walked out wearing something that could only be described as pink. She took one look at the fight, and costumes, and fainted dead away.
"Yeah! Down with the annoying blonde one!" Liz cheered jumping up onto the stage. The Goddess began to chant her little thing, but since you all should already no what it is it won't be repeated. Sarryn grabbed a can of Eazy Cheeze and began to make beautiful Picas counterfeits on the walls, well beautiful according to her. The Phoenix Guardian shook her head and disappeared with a snort of disgust.
"Wow!" a new voice exclaimed as a girl dropped on top of Millerna who was still out.
"Let me guess, you're someone who heard about what was happening and decided to drop by?" Deus inquired dryly, having long since given up on the movie. He was still wearing the mask for some odd reason that has as yet to be explained.
"Not really, I was looking for the bathroom and got lost," the girl replied breezily. "You can call me the greatest, most fabulous person in the universe."
"You may be that but I'm god!" Sarryn commented walking up a wall.
"Fine, then call me marigold," marigold pouted.
"Dilly! Be careful!" Liz cried as she grabbed a handful of green material that was connected to Van.
"So what's going on?"
"Right now I have no idea," Deus replied finally taking of his mask. By this time Sarryn was on the ceiling trying to recreate the Sistine Chapel paintings, but Eazy Cheeze wasn't the most efficient or effective medium to work with. Liz had discarded Van's costume and was running off the stage holding a very upset Dilandau over one shoulder.
"'To be a fruit fly, or to be a pear, there is something about both that leaves me...'" Folken said coming onto the stage, he paused upon seeing the chaos and took note of everything in his calm and emotionless way. "Van you aren't following your stage cues and what is that girl doing carrying of Dilandau? This isn't an efficient way to perform a theatrical demonstration." He was wearing all black, with a lovely matching black cape with red lining.
"Angle dude of hotness!" Sarryn shrieked and bounced off the wall, literally. "Will you marry me?"
"How old are you?" he asked.
"Doesn't matter!" she yelled and dragged him off stage, not letting him raise any protests. Hitomi pounded on her little costume trunk prison and Van debated whether he really wanted to let her out.
"This has gone to hell," Deus commented wryly, settling back to watch the chaos.
"Princess Millerna! Are you okay?" Allen demanded finally rushing onstage, he had been delayed by a hair crisis. He was wearing a lovely weasel costume covered in cottage cheese product.
"There is no way she's getting him!" marigold declared jumping up from her seat and rushing onstage. Before Allen knew what she was about she had dragged him into the seats and had tied to a chair. He sat there with a bewildered look on his face and a very happy marigold on his lap.
Despite the fact that several actors were now missing (locked in a trunk, dragged to a church, dragged off for god knows what reason, and tied to a chair) the play/movie finally got underway for the second time.
"'I mock thee weasels...' uh..." Gatti said coming onstage wearing something fly-esque, he paused when there was no weasel about (Allen, who had been playing the weasel, was tied to a chair).
An anonymous penguin walked up and Gatti made a nice recovery, "'I mock thee [penguin] for thou art mockable and I shall exercise my right of mockage.'"
"..." replied the anonymous penguin, hey they can't talk ya know.
"How can you like that blond ditz?" marigold demanded of Allen, "I'm mean she is so superficial, now me I don't have to give up my country."
A terrified wail sounded from somewhere inside the theatre, it sounded suspiciously like Dilandau. The play/movie continued with the anonymous penguin substituting for the weasel.
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Randomly, wonderfully strange. Please everyone review and this un-movie is nearing its...conclusion, I guess, so please send in your entries now.
Chibification and Other Acts of Insanity:
The Hairbrush Stealing, Weasel Mocking, Cottage Cheese Eating Fruit Flies of Death!
Thirty Minutes into the Play/Movie
{"I still don't think it's a movie, ya know," Liz remarked.
"Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Etc.!" the Goddess chanted.
"Will you all shut up?" Deus screamed flooding the audience with pink paint.}
Now the story:
A brilliant flash lit up the stage, not from the lights, nor from the blue popcorn Sarryn had been eating, and yes she now had a pair of moth-like antennae on her head. The flash originated from a certain camera held by a certain guest who had decided to drop by. As warned against by Chid photography had the tendency to drive several characters crazy, and one of those characters was on stage when it happened.
"VA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AN!!!!" If you can't guess who that is then I feel very sorry for you.
"Oopsie, guess the announcer kid was right," Liz remarked with a maniacal giggle. Dilandau sporting yards and yards of sparkly green taffeta pulled out a long sword from someplace and leapt across the stage. The reason for the getup was that that was his costume and he had to wear it or face electric shock therapy. He would have chosen electric shock therapy but Sarryn and Liz had convinced him that it wasn't as fun as it sounded.
"Finally, something interesting is happening!" Sarryn cheered, antennae waving frantically.
Van was currently in the middle of a monologue that consisted of ranting against the injustice of mocking weasels, or at least that's what it seemed like. None of the audience could find any sort of plot anywhere.
"Van! Behind you!" Hitomi screamed from offstage before being covered in a burlap bag by the Dragonslayers who didn't want her to give the King of Fanelia any warning. They locked her in a small costume case.
A fight scene reminiscent of episode 5 began, except for the fact that both were wearing lots of sparkly green taffeta. During this Princess Millerna walked out wearing something that could only be described as pink. She took one look at the fight, and costumes, and fainted dead away.
"Yeah! Down with the annoying blonde one!" Liz cheered jumping up onto the stage. The Goddess began to chant her little thing, but since you all should already no what it is it won't be repeated. Sarryn grabbed a can of Eazy Cheeze and began to make beautiful Picas counterfeits on the walls, well beautiful according to her. The Phoenix Guardian shook her head and disappeared with a snort of disgust.
"Wow!" a new voice exclaimed as a girl dropped on top of Millerna who was still out.
"Let me guess, you're someone who heard about what was happening and decided to drop by?" Deus inquired dryly, having long since given up on the movie. He was still wearing the mask for some odd reason that has as yet to be explained.
"Not really, I was looking for the bathroom and got lost," the girl replied breezily. "You can call me the greatest, most fabulous person in the universe."
"You may be that but I'm god!" Sarryn commented walking up a wall.
"Fine, then call me marigold," marigold pouted.
"Dilly! Be careful!" Liz cried as she grabbed a handful of green material that was connected to Van.
"So what's going on?"
"Right now I have no idea," Deus replied finally taking of his mask. By this time Sarryn was on the ceiling trying to recreate the Sistine Chapel paintings, but Eazy Cheeze wasn't the most efficient or effective medium to work with. Liz had discarded Van's costume and was running off the stage holding a very upset Dilandau over one shoulder.
"'To be a fruit fly, or to be a pear, there is something about both that leaves me...'" Folken said coming onto the stage, he paused upon seeing the chaos and took note of everything in his calm and emotionless way. "Van you aren't following your stage cues and what is that girl doing carrying of Dilandau? This isn't an efficient way to perform a theatrical demonstration." He was wearing all black, with a lovely matching black cape with red lining.
"Angle dude of hotness!" Sarryn shrieked and bounced off the wall, literally. "Will you marry me?"
"How old are you?" he asked.
"Doesn't matter!" she yelled and dragged him off stage, not letting him raise any protests. Hitomi pounded on her little costume trunk prison and Van debated whether he really wanted to let her out.
"This has gone to hell," Deus commented wryly, settling back to watch the chaos.
"Princess Millerna! Are you okay?" Allen demanded finally rushing onstage, he had been delayed by a hair crisis. He was wearing a lovely weasel costume covered in cottage cheese product.
"There is no way she's getting him!" marigold declared jumping up from her seat and rushing onstage. Before Allen knew what she was about she had dragged him into the seats and had tied to a chair. He sat there with a bewildered look on his face and a very happy marigold on his lap.
Despite the fact that several actors were now missing (locked in a trunk, dragged to a church, dragged off for god knows what reason, and tied to a chair) the play/movie finally got underway for the second time.
"'I mock thee weasels...' uh..." Gatti said coming onstage wearing something fly-esque, he paused when there was no weasel about (Allen, who had been playing the weasel, was tied to a chair).
An anonymous penguin walked up and Gatti made a nice recovery, "'I mock thee [penguin] for thou art mockable and I shall exercise my right of mockage.'"
"..." replied the anonymous penguin, hey they can't talk ya know.
"How can you like that blond ditz?" marigold demanded of Allen, "I'm mean she is so superficial, now me I don't have to give up my country."
A terrified wail sounded from somewhere inside the theatre, it sounded suspiciously like Dilandau. The play/movie continued with the anonymous penguin substituting for the weasel.
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Randomly, wonderfully strange. Please everyone review and this un-movie is nearing its...conclusion, I guess, so please send in your entries now.