The Given Gift
A/N: This chapter is a Riley Basher. Thanx Brit, for all off the silly ideas.
"Willow, listen up the dress that you chose for me to be buried in is seriously. Even Spike looked like he was going to say it's ugly."
"Buffy, I didn't choose it."
"Then who did?"
"Dawn."
"You let Dawn choose my dress."
"Buffy, she was trying to find it but she couldn't find it."
"Okay."
"Oh yeah, Buffy don't forget the funeral is…"
"Tonight. You told me about 100 times. Man this sucks more than dating Riley."
"I thought you liked him."
"Used to, not anymore. He's uglier than… than Jonathan."
"Ooo, or Warren."
"Than the Master."
"Than the Judge."
"Than Adam."
"Than the Gentlemen."
"Than the Mayor."
"Than the Demon Mayor."
"Than Principal Snyder."
"Than Vamp X."
"Than Glory's Minions."
"Than Glory."
"Than the Zombies."
"Than Darryl."
"Will, I think we have created the best list ever."
"Unless you're Riley."
"Come on; let's go tell Spike about this list."