Moohoohoohoo! Yes the finale of the movie! Where has everyone gone? Why haven't I updated in like a year? Ha! As if I'd answer that! Review and I might. Ooooohhhhhhhhh! For all of you who don't get it REVIEW. I sincerely hope I don't have to beat you over the head with that. *shrugs and does so anyways before falling into a fit of maniacal* I'm beginning to think that my mini intros are more interesting than my stories…oh well.
Chibification and Other Acts of Insanity
The Conclusion to: The Hairbrush Stealing, Weasel Mocking, Cottage Cheese Eating Fruit Flies of Death!
The actors, of which the number had dwindled considerably, bowed and the whole place exploded. A nonplussed Sarryn sat eating some random furry animal that happened to wander by much to the disgust of Deus who called her Jabba the Hut and was then smacked silly.
"That was…interesting," Liz commented wryly. "I have to go. Maybe I'll visit some other time." She wandered off muttering something about losing her precious Dilly to a rather enflamed Phoenix Guardian and had barely managed to survive un-burnt.
"Can I borrow Folken?" marigold asked, batting eyes cutely.
"No," Sarryn declared firmly as she huggled {it's a verb now!} her favorite angel.
"Please?"
"No!"
"You're no fun." The two guests left, perhaps they shall return? Who knows? Only they…
Anyways the actors had been randomly scattered throughout the lavender anime void and Deus had managed to make a tidy profit from the whole thing. How or where he got any money shall remain a mystery because Sarryn sure as hell wouldn't pay to see something like that.
"Guess what," he declared appearing beside her. She screamed horrible before flailing around wildly and running around in small circles. Much like a certain hamster that shall remain nameless, but suffice it to say it didn't bounce. {Sarryn collapses into a sobbing puddle of mush whimpering that she didn't know they didn't bounce}
"Wow, I should do that more often." He watched her flail around for a while and was then struck by a Diablo 2 CD and fell over dead. Hey better dead than chibified…or red…
Sarryn looked at him in surprise and watched the guilty penguin walk off. Obviously it hadn't liked its part in the play/movie.
"Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie!" the Goddess of Oblivion screamed, appearing out of a pink cloud of cotton candy. Sarryn stared at all the words and fell over and died.
"Now you did it," the Phoenix guardian muttered before resurrecting their alter ego, they left Deus dead because they could. Sarryn glanced around, seeing no more intimidating words, and screamed one polysyllabic word.
"PIKACHU!" The aforementioned creature paled horrible and began to flee for its life. The dead body of Deus shuddered and his skeleton pulled itself free.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm skin and bones! Wait…no, I'm boooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss!" He fainted dead away, which is redundant because he is dead and a skeleton…and…and…and…
End of this Chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha, random randomness! Yes I have killed Deus, but he's not really dead now is he? If anyone wants to make a guest appearance review your description, but refer to the warnings and guidelines of the previous two chapters. So to the rest of you not brave enough to suffer my personality mangling: REVIEW.