I am back {…cricket…cricket…} and have more wonderful insanity for you all. If this makes you go crazy…well then good for you. We need more in this world. So review and review some more because those make me happy. Also review if you want me to go completely nuts and write another chapter. Ooohhh the terror!

…and…and…and…and…{major smackage happens}

Anyways Deus is dead, but alive…and…and…and…and…{Smackage again} Sarryn has discovered the joys of a Swiffer sweeper. All shall fear!

Dalet runs by, followed by a very amphoteric amphoteric antelope. Suffice it to say he wasn't a happy camper, not that he was a camper {light bulb appears above author's head}, but the antelope was simply having the time of his life. Sarryn shrieked and decided to change verb tenses for no purpose or reason.

From the depths of deep space there came a horrible cry followed closely by an antelope…no…wait…it was a brilliant flash of light. Great swirling black clouds began to cover the lavender sky of the anime void. Many anime characters cowered in fear.

"Lookey, dirty cotton candy!" Sarryn cried jumping up and down excitedly. The Goddess of Oblivion casually smacked her upside the head while the Phoenix Guardian snuggled closer to a chibi-Dilandau.

"I think this is something far more serious," the Goddess said seriously.

"It looks…evil," the Guardian murmured.

"Can we eat it?"

"No!"

"You're no fun." Sarryn was promptly pounded into the ground by her annoyed alter egos. Deus ran by being chased by a pack of dogs. He screamed and crashed into Folken. Sarryn, momentarily distracted by the appearance of said anime character, pealed her pounded form from the ground and ran towards the tangle of limbs and bones.

Suddenly a large plastic bolt of lightning, with the word "ZAP!!!" printed on the side, burst from the black clouds and zapped the girl. The girl paused mid leap and puffed out a few smoke rings.

"What the…?"

An evil, sinister, pernicious, pugnacious, malicious, loathsome, etc., voice ripped through the peaceful, except when Sarryn and her cronies were present, land. A face appeared in the swirling mass of clouds.

"I am the Evil One and I shall make this realm my own." The face fell into another fit of evil laughter.

"This is my playground, get your own!" Sarryn yelled waving a fist in the air. Deus, meanwhile, was attempting to put his bones in the right order with the help of Folken.

"I think not, insignificant one. I like this one just fine. I shall enslave the denizens and rule with an iron fist."

"And iron fist?" Sarryn demanded in outrage, completely forgetting that he had insulted her…or perhaps not realizing it. "Can I eat it?"

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What will become of the lavender anime void? Will Sarryn (that's me!) be able to overcome her own confusion and insanity long enough to put up a defense of any kind? Will Deus be allowed to be alive? Does anyone want to join the crusade to stop the Evil One? Review and tell all. Review and say what you think. Hell, review and I'll send you a telepathic cookie.