Hi. I'm very *sniff* disappointed. Only two reviews and only one person wanted to fight the evil Evil One. *sniff* No one loves me!!! Anyways please review.

To TigerCat: 1 telepathic cookie §}zap{§ (: :) I think it's chocolate chip.

To Digi-Riven: 1 telepathic cookie §}zap{§ [::] I think it's shortbread.

To Cynthia: 1 chibi collar. Good for one use.

Chibification and Other Acts of Insanity

"Dues…I don't think you'll be much good dead," Sarryn declared pointing at the petulant skeleton with a nametag that said 'Deus' pinned to a rib. She issued her trademark evil cackle/giggle that all who heard feared and could only describe as evil turned into a wavelength. Deus shuddered and felt his apprehension rising.

"Maybe I'd be better off with homicidal cloud," he muttered, which was a feat considering he had no internal organs and therefore no lungs or voice box.

The Evil One in the meantime had decided to begin his recruiting. So far he had recruited Dornkirk and King Aston along with their armies. Allen and Malerna were torn because they didn't want to support someone who decided to name himself the 'Evil One', but they also didn't want to go against their country. He tried to recruit the Dragonslayers and Dilandau, but the Phoenix Guardian and the Goddess of Oblivion had stopped them…by tying them up and stuffing them in a hurricane shelter.

Meanwhile Sarryn was trying out various forms on Deus. After various combinations of animals and humans she finally settled on a mixture between his original body and that of an antelope.

Then she saw something out of the corner of her eye. Without thinking she launched herself at the figure screaming one name: "Xelloss-bunny!"

"What the…!?" a definitely female voice cried out as Sarryn glomped her.

"Xelloss, what happened to your voice?" a perplexed Sarryn asked climbing off.

"I'm not Xelloss. They call me Digi-Riven, Riven for short."

"But…but…the hair…and…and…" The rest was lost in a deluge of tears. "I want…Xelloss."

"I want my body back," Deus muttered as he trotted by.

"Is this the place to sign up to fight the Evil One of evilness?" Riven asked of the antelope-boy.

"Yeah, talk to the puddle over there." He pointed a hoof at Sarryn. Riven brushed back a lock of blue-streaked purple hair and grinned.

"That's the great leader?"

"Unfortunately."

So another ally of insanity joined the ranks to combat the Evil One. Riven signed her name on the sign up sheet and was promptly handed a gagged Van.

"What's this…not that I'm complaining or anything."

"A free character with every sign up," the desk-penguin chirped before waddling off.

"That's to make sure you work for our side. I mean who wants to be with a bunch of old men," Sarryn replied as she huggled Folken. "I still want my Xelloss-bunny."

"I may have a Zegladis-bunny somewhere," Riven quipped. Then she noticed how starry-eyed the other girl became and slowly backed away. "We'll talk after we dispose of the Evil One." Deus wandered by, muttering about the injustice of it all.

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Anyone else want to join? I'm giving out free characters to huggle. If you don't, on the other hand, then please review. I know you're reading this/have read this. The only kind thing to do is review and then I'll give you a telepathic cookie. Let the Insanity live on!!!