DISCLAIMER: NOT MINE!!! (but you already knew that)
SUMMARY: Kero accidentally gets a bit drunk. and Sakura and Syaoran have to stop him before he causes too much trouble!! ^.^ hehehe. an S/S fic
(by the way, it's around 8:00 at night while all this is happening! ^.^)
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Sakura made her way up to Syaoran's apartment, breathing hard. Still in her roller skates, she stumbled up the stairs, racing towards his door. Just as she was about to knock, she realized it was slightly open.
'Strange.' Sakura thought to herself, opening it a crack and peering inside. Then her eyes went wide.
Sitting on the ground in the middle of the room was Li Syaoran, wrapped head to toe in toilet paper and a piece of duct tape over his mouth. His messy brown hair was even messier then usual, and his amber eyes were narrowed in anger. When he saw Sakura he tried to jump up, but ended up tripping over the toilet paper and falling flat on his face.
"Well," Sakura said, helping him up and trying not to giggle, "Either wrapping yourself in toilet paper is a favorite past time, or you've had a run in with Mr. Ducky."
"Mr. Ducky??" Syaoran asked, as soon as he had gotten the tape off his mouth. Sakura nodded.
"Yeah, Kero got drunk. And he's in a rubber ducky costume. So, will you help me catch him before he gets into trouble?"
"The little stuffed midget is DRUNK??" Syaoran yelped, still not believing his ears. And he thought the thing had been possessed! Oh well. "I'll help then. just as long as you don't mention the toilet paper thing to anyone else."
Sakura nodded quickly, dragging him out the door and almost tripping as she tried to skate down the stairs. Syaoran nervously grabbed her shoulder, helping her down the stairs, then got on his bike and they quickly took off.
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MEANWHILE. (hehehe)
"LET'S USE OUR SUPER (hic) STRENGTH TO TIE THE BAD GUYS UP MR. DUCKY!!" Kero/Ducky screamed at the top of his lungs, a roll of scotch tape in his hands. He was zigzagging drunkly through the air, chasing after the two freaked-out forms of Tomoyo and Eriol.
"KEeeRooOOO!!!" Tomoyo shrieked, almost tripping over Eriol as she tried to get away from the floating ducky, "What're you DOING?!?!"
"That's (hic) MR. DUCKY to YOU, kid!" Kero squeaked, catching up to them with lightning speed and wrapping the tape around the two until they were stuck, facing each other and blinking.
"THEM VARMINTS HAVE BEN CAUGHT!" Kero/Ducky shouted in a strange western accent before flying off towards the dance club. Eriol and Tomoyo blinked at each other some more, then Eriol grinned evilly.
"Well, you know, this is a rather nice position."
"Eriol, don't you DARE start!!" Tomoyo shouted, though her eyes were dancing to, "Just get us undone with those powers of yours so we can go to the dance!"
Eriol pretended to pout, but did what she told him to.
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"Where could Kero POSSIBLY be?" Sakura finally shouted, stomping her foot on the ground. She forgot she had skates on and almost tripped, but caught herself just in time. Syaoran looked around, sighing and shaking his head.
"Well. he's not at your house. Or Tomoyo's. Or mine. And he's not in any of the arcades. That's strange."
"Let's see." Sakura said, starting to pace, "If I was Mr. Ducky. err.. a drunk Kero, where would I be?"
"The dance club/" Syaoran offered, pointing towards the building behind her. Sakura looked at him strangely.
"How do you figure that?!"
"Well.um." Syaoran stuttered nervously, then grabbed her shoulders and swirled her around to face the building, "I have my reasons."
Loud music pounded out the doors of the open dance club. and people were streaming out into the night. Or, as much as they could stream, with punch bowls on their heads and scotch tape tying their legs together. Sakura groaned, rolling her eyes, as she and Syaoran both started for the club.
"That's a DEFINITE Mr. Ducky alert."
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INSIDE... (^_-)
"IT'S TOO LOUD!!!" Kero/Ducky shrieked, holding his head and pounding his little duck body repeatedly against the wall. The music kept playing. Finally Kero/Ducky stopped, narrowing his eyes and holding up the tape.
"That (hic) DOES IT! TAPE THE INSOLENT FOOLS!"
On his way to taping the D.J, Kero saw something that made him stop. There was a counter top, with a bunch of unattended beer bottles. Jumping for joy, the midget guardian beast rushed over towards the drinks, downing five of them in just two minutes. By the end, his cheecks were flushed and he was slurring.
"Prettysh room. shpinning room. shtrange. what do you's think, Ducky? Yeah. I thought so to.."
Kero jumped up into the air, spinning uncontrollably as he looked around at all the pointing people. Or, they looked like people. except.
"Ohh.. Your'sh a turkey,' He said, pointing towards a fat lady nearby, "Know what (hic) I am? I ish SHUPER Mr. DUCKY!!!"
Suddenly Kero/Ducky sat back down on the bar counter, as if contemplating something.
"No. (hic) Mr. Ducky, Shakura wouldn't like that. Yesh, I know it woulds work.. but shince I'm your shpecial friend, I'll shay yesh."
Suddenly Kero shrieked, his eyes going wide, as Sakura and Syaoran ran into the room.
"SHAKURA! SHYAORAN!! RUN!!! (hic) THE PINK BUNNIESH ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!"
He jumped into the air, ducky costume still in tact, and held up one wing bravely. "Don't worry, SHUPER DUCKY WILL SHAVE THE DAY!!"
Sakura and Syaoran glanced at each other with worried expressions.
"This CAN'T be good."
-TBC!!!!!
SUMMARY: Kero accidentally gets a bit drunk. and Sakura and Syaoran have to stop him before he causes too much trouble!! ^.^ hehehe. an S/S fic
(by the way, it's around 8:00 at night while all this is happening! ^.^)
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Sakura made her way up to Syaoran's apartment, breathing hard. Still in her roller skates, she stumbled up the stairs, racing towards his door. Just as she was about to knock, she realized it was slightly open.
'Strange.' Sakura thought to herself, opening it a crack and peering inside. Then her eyes went wide.
Sitting on the ground in the middle of the room was Li Syaoran, wrapped head to toe in toilet paper and a piece of duct tape over his mouth. His messy brown hair was even messier then usual, and his amber eyes were narrowed in anger. When he saw Sakura he tried to jump up, but ended up tripping over the toilet paper and falling flat on his face.
"Well," Sakura said, helping him up and trying not to giggle, "Either wrapping yourself in toilet paper is a favorite past time, or you've had a run in with Mr. Ducky."
"Mr. Ducky??" Syaoran asked, as soon as he had gotten the tape off his mouth. Sakura nodded.
"Yeah, Kero got drunk. And he's in a rubber ducky costume. So, will you help me catch him before he gets into trouble?"
"The little stuffed midget is DRUNK??" Syaoran yelped, still not believing his ears. And he thought the thing had been possessed! Oh well. "I'll help then. just as long as you don't mention the toilet paper thing to anyone else."
Sakura nodded quickly, dragging him out the door and almost tripping as she tried to skate down the stairs. Syaoran nervously grabbed her shoulder, helping her down the stairs, then got on his bike and they quickly took off.
* * * * * * *
MEANWHILE. (hehehe)
"LET'S USE OUR SUPER (hic) STRENGTH TO TIE THE BAD GUYS UP MR. DUCKY!!" Kero/Ducky screamed at the top of his lungs, a roll of scotch tape in his hands. He was zigzagging drunkly through the air, chasing after the two freaked-out forms of Tomoyo and Eriol.
"KEeeRooOOO!!!" Tomoyo shrieked, almost tripping over Eriol as she tried to get away from the floating ducky, "What're you DOING?!?!"
"That's (hic) MR. DUCKY to YOU, kid!" Kero squeaked, catching up to them with lightning speed and wrapping the tape around the two until they were stuck, facing each other and blinking.
"THEM VARMINTS HAVE BEN CAUGHT!" Kero/Ducky shouted in a strange western accent before flying off towards the dance club. Eriol and Tomoyo blinked at each other some more, then Eriol grinned evilly.
"Well, you know, this is a rather nice position."
"Eriol, don't you DARE start!!" Tomoyo shouted, though her eyes were dancing to, "Just get us undone with those powers of yours so we can go to the dance!"
Eriol pretended to pout, but did what she told him to.
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"Where could Kero POSSIBLY be?" Sakura finally shouted, stomping her foot on the ground. She forgot she had skates on and almost tripped, but caught herself just in time. Syaoran looked around, sighing and shaking his head.
"Well. he's not at your house. Or Tomoyo's. Or mine. And he's not in any of the arcades. That's strange."
"Let's see." Sakura said, starting to pace, "If I was Mr. Ducky. err.. a drunk Kero, where would I be?"
"The dance club/" Syaoran offered, pointing towards the building behind her. Sakura looked at him strangely.
"How do you figure that?!"
"Well.um." Syaoran stuttered nervously, then grabbed her shoulders and swirled her around to face the building, "I have my reasons."
Loud music pounded out the doors of the open dance club. and people were streaming out into the night. Or, as much as they could stream, with punch bowls on their heads and scotch tape tying their legs together. Sakura groaned, rolling her eyes, as she and Syaoran both started for the club.
"That's a DEFINITE Mr. Ducky alert."
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INSIDE... (^_-)
"IT'S TOO LOUD!!!" Kero/Ducky shrieked, holding his head and pounding his little duck body repeatedly against the wall. The music kept playing. Finally Kero/Ducky stopped, narrowing his eyes and holding up the tape.
"That (hic) DOES IT! TAPE THE INSOLENT FOOLS!"
On his way to taping the D.J, Kero saw something that made him stop. There was a counter top, with a bunch of unattended beer bottles. Jumping for joy, the midget guardian beast rushed over towards the drinks, downing five of them in just two minutes. By the end, his cheecks were flushed and he was slurring.
"Prettysh room. shpinning room. shtrange. what do you's think, Ducky? Yeah. I thought so to.."
Kero jumped up into the air, spinning uncontrollably as he looked around at all the pointing people. Or, they looked like people. except.
"Ohh.. Your'sh a turkey,' He said, pointing towards a fat lady nearby, "Know what (hic) I am? I ish SHUPER Mr. DUCKY!!!"
Suddenly Kero/Ducky sat back down on the bar counter, as if contemplating something.
"No. (hic) Mr. Ducky, Shakura wouldn't like that. Yesh, I know it woulds work.. but shince I'm your shpecial friend, I'll shay yesh."
Suddenly Kero shrieked, his eyes going wide, as Sakura and Syaoran ran into the room.
"SHAKURA! SHYAORAN!! RUN!!! (hic) THE PINK BUNNIESH ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!"
He jumped into the air, ducky costume still in tact, and held up one wing bravely. "Don't worry, SHUPER DUCKY WILL SHAVE THE DAY!!"
Sakura and Syaoran glanced at each other with worried expressions.
"This CAN'T be good."
-TBC!!!!!