(Don't ask me why I made this. it's side effects of severe boredom)
DISCLAIMER: NOT MINE!!! (but you already knew that)
SUMMARY: Kero accidentally gets a bit drunk.. and Sakura and Syaoran have to stop him before he causes too much trouble!! ^.^ hehehe... a S/S fic (Sakura is 17 in this fic, and Syaoran is 18)
Reviews are wanted...compliments are great... and in the spirit of Christmas, all flames will be used to light the Yule tide log. ^.^
My insanity is the only thing that keeps me sane.. .
Kero: (whacks DF_S with a rubber hammer) THAT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!
Me: Well, it wasn't supposed to!!! (starts to run as Kero gets ready to whack again) OK, OK, ON WITH THE LONG WAITED ENDING TO THE DRUNK KERO SERIES!!!!
Hehehe. Warnings of fluffy goodness.
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1 ~WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!~
Kero didn't even bother to turn around as the cries got louder and louder behind him. No, he was lost in his own little world, staring down lovingly at Darla, his pink little bear who had just fallen tragically to her death. His pink little bear that was slowly beginning to blur and become two bears instead.
"(hic) What did I do wrong? Where did I go wrong?"
"MOMMMMYY!!!!" A painfully loud voice squealed behind him again, this time getting closer. "PINKIE'S LYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! Mommy, I want Pinkie! MY Pinkie!"
"Darling, don't go into the middle of the parking lot without mommy! Come here dear. help mommy get the tape off her so she can go get Pinkie for you."
The drunken guardian finally jumped as the little voice got closer, sounding like a loud siren in his head.
"Ducky?"
Kero turned around slowly, blinking groggily up at what looked like another orange noodle wrapped in a huge pink dress. The noodle was staring at him. And Kero knew he had to protect Darla, whether she was dead or alive.
"That's MR. DUCKY to you, monster! (hic) KEEP AWAY, I'M WARNING YOU! I won't let you get Darla!"
"..Talking Ducky?" The small orange noodle asked, ignoring her struggling mother near the entrance, who was desperately trying to remove tape from her hair and was sadly failing.
"That's it, put em up!!" The midget guardian beast roared, sticking up his plastic wings, "All take all three of you.. Oh, four now, eh? I'll take you all!!!!"
Suddenly somebody appeared from behind Kero, picking him up by the scruff of his Ducky's rubber neck and holding him tightly. All Kero could make out were flashes of blue and silver before he passed out from exhaustion. (And a major head rush ^.^)
A wingless Yue, holding Kero in both hands with an expressionless look on his face, turned to the little girl and gave her a small smile.
"Don't worry, it's just a toy. See, it's off now. Why don't you go get your little bear and go back to your mom?"
The little girl eagerly grabbed her pink bear off the cement, then smiled sweetly at the tall stranger.
"That's sure a strange toy you have there Miss. Good night!"
Yue sweat-dropped as the girl skipped back over to her mother, his face turning red. (Ohh.. Yue blushing! ~evil laughter~)
"But... but..." Yue looked down at his long silver hair, frowning, then began walking back towards Sakura's house with the drunk guardian beast in his hands. He sweat-dropped again as Kero began to snore loudly, drooling slightly.
'This is something I never wanted to see.' Yue thought to himself, looking down with disgust at the drooling yellow guardian with the half-squashed plastic ducky covering most of his small body. 'Now where's Sakura?'
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(Muhahahahaha!!!! Now what exactly are Sakura and Syaoran up to? Looking back... They fell into the river in the middle of their first kiss, didn't they? Hehehe.. I'm evil)
Sakura gasped for air, struggling uselessly to keep her head above the water as her and Syaoran fell backwards over and over again into the rushing water, yelling and calling for help.
"OW!!" Syaoran yelled as he finally got his head above the water, "Sakura, stop kicking me!"
"I'm trying to stay above the water!" Sakura yelled back, almost swallowing a mouthful of the stream. Her and Syaoran continued struggling until they heard soft chuckling coming from nearby, and both stopped in surprise. That's when they realized two things.
They weren't drowning.
The stream was only about three feet deep.
"I think they both finally got it.' Tomoyo stage-whispered to Eriol, who was sitting on the bank next to her. He had an evil grin plastered on his face, which seemed about to break into a laugh. Tomoyo giggled, holding up her camcorder and filming Sakura and Syaoran as their faces turned from relief to embarrassment, and then to anger.
"You were FILMING US while we were drowning?!" Sakura screamed, ignoring the fact that she was still taped tightly to Syaoran. Eriol finally DID laugh, an evil gleam in his icy eyes.
"Oh, and the scene before that to. I think Tomoyo has quite an interesting film now!"
"GIVE ME THAT!!" Syaoran shouted, dragging Sakura with him as he lunged for Tomoyo and the tape. Eriol and Tomoyo laughed, jumping out of reach and recording as Syaoran and Sakura somehow pulled themselves out of the stream.
"Tomoyo.. Eriol..." Sakura growled, the vein in her forehead appearing as her face grew tomato red.
NEXT SCENE ChibiSakura and ChibiSyaoran, still taped together, running after a ChibiTomoyo and ChibiEriol, who're waving the tape and blowing raspberrys.
Syaoran and Sakura: GET BACK HERE YOU TWO!!!!! ARG!!!!!!!!!!!
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TBC!!!! Well, sorta. I mean, there's a little epilogue, which you really don't want to miss ^_-
Sakura: DarkFlames!!!!!! What did you DO to me in this fic??
Syaoran: Yeah, WHAT KINDA FIC IS THIS???
Me: heh heh heh. ^_^; ciao for now peeps.. (ducks flying hammers) OK, OK! IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!! ~whispers~ .after the next fic. MUAHAHAHA!!!)
DISCLAIMER: NOT MINE!!! (but you already knew that)
SUMMARY: Kero accidentally gets a bit drunk.. and Sakura and Syaoran have to stop him before he causes too much trouble!! ^.^ hehehe... a S/S fic (Sakura is 17 in this fic, and Syaoran is 18)
Reviews are wanted...compliments are great... and in the spirit of Christmas, all flames will be used to light the Yule tide log. ^.^
My insanity is the only thing that keeps me sane.. .
Kero: (whacks DF_S with a rubber hammer) THAT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!
Me: Well, it wasn't supposed to!!! (starts to run as Kero gets ready to whack again) OK, OK, ON WITH THE LONG WAITED ENDING TO THE DRUNK KERO SERIES!!!!
Hehehe. Warnings of fluffy goodness.
* * * * * * *
1 ~WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!~
Kero didn't even bother to turn around as the cries got louder and louder behind him. No, he was lost in his own little world, staring down lovingly at Darla, his pink little bear who had just fallen tragically to her death. His pink little bear that was slowly beginning to blur and become two bears instead.
"(hic) What did I do wrong? Where did I go wrong?"
"MOMMMMYY!!!!" A painfully loud voice squealed behind him again, this time getting closer. "PINKIE'S LYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! Mommy, I want Pinkie! MY Pinkie!"
"Darling, don't go into the middle of the parking lot without mommy! Come here dear. help mommy get the tape off her so she can go get Pinkie for you."
The drunken guardian finally jumped as the little voice got closer, sounding like a loud siren in his head.
"Ducky?"
Kero turned around slowly, blinking groggily up at what looked like another orange noodle wrapped in a huge pink dress. The noodle was staring at him. And Kero knew he had to protect Darla, whether she was dead or alive.
"That's MR. DUCKY to you, monster! (hic) KEEP AWAY, I'M WARNING YOU! I won't let you get Darla!"
"..Talking Ducky?" The small orange noodle asked, ignoring her struggling mother near the entrance, who was desperately trying to remove tape from her hair and was sadly failing.
"That's it, put em up!!" The midget guardian beast roared, sticking up his plastic wings, "All take all three of you.. Oh, four now, eh? I'll take you all!!!!"
Suddenly somebody appeared from behind Kero, picking him up by the scruff of his Ducky's rubber neck and holding him tightly. All Kero could make out were flashes of blue and silver before he passed out from exhaustion. (And a major head rush ^.^)
A wingless Yue, holding Kero in both hands with an expressionless look on his face, turned to the little girl and gave her a small smile.
"Don't worry, it's just a toy. See, it's off now. Why don't you go get your little bear and go back to your mom?"
The little girl eagerly grabbed her pink bear off the cement, then smiled sweetly at the tall stranger.
"That's sure a strange toy you have there Miss. Good night!"
Yue sweat-dropped as the girl skipped back over to her mother, his face turning red. (Ohh.. Yue blushing! ~evil laughter~)
"But... but..." Yue looked down at his long silver hair, frowning, then began walking back towards Sakura's house with the drunk guardian beast in his hands. He sweat-dropped again as Kero began to snore loudly, drooling slightly.
'This is something I never wanted to see.' Yue thought to himself, looking down with disgust at the drooling yellow guardian with the half-squashed plastic ducky covering most of his small body. 'Now where's Sakura?'
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(Muhahahahaha!!!! Now what exactly are Sakura and Syaoran up to? Looking back... They fell into the river in the middle of their first kiss, didn't they? Hehehe.. I'm evil)
Sakura gasped for air, struggling uselessly to keep her head above the water as her and Syaoran fell backwards over and over again into the rushing water, yelling and calling for help.
"OW!!" Syaoran yelled as he finally got his head above the water, "Sakura, stop kicking me!"
"I'm trying to stay above the water!" Sakura yelled back, almost swallowing a mouthful of the stream. Her and Syaoran continued struggling until they heard soft chuckling coming from nearby, and both stopped in surprise. That's when they realized two things.
They weren't drowning.
The stream was only about three feet deep.
"I think they both finally got it.' Tomoyo stage-whispered to Eriol, who was sitting on the bank next to her. He had an evil grin plastered on his face, which seemed about to break into a laugh. Tomoyo giggled, holding up her camcorder and filming Sakura and Syaoran as their faces turned from relief to embarrassment, and then to anger.
"You were FILMING US while we were drowning?!" Sakura screamed, ignoring the fact that she was still taped tightly to Syaoran. Eriol finally DID laugh, an evil gleam in his icy eyes.
"Oh, and the scene before that to. I think Tomoyo has quite an interesting film now!"
"GIVE ME THAT!!" Syaoran shouted, dragging Sakura with him as he lunged for Tomoyo and the tape. Eriol and Tomoyo laughed, jumping out of reach and recording as Syaoran and Sakura somehow pulled themselves out of the stream.
"Tomoyo.. Eriol..." Sakura growled, the vein in her forehead appearing as her face grew tomato red.
NEXT SCENE ChibiSakura and ChibiSyaoran, still taped together, running after a ChibiTomoyo and ChibiEriol, who're waving the tape and blowing raspberrys.
Syaoran and Sakura: GET BACK HERE YOU TWO!!!!! ARG!!!!!!!!!!!
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TBC!!!! Well, sorta. I mean, there's a little epilogue, which you really don't want to miss ^_-
Sakura: DarkFlames!!!!!! What did you DO to me in this fic??
Syaoran: Yeah, WHAT KINDA FIC IS THIS???
Me: heh heh heh. ^_^; ciao for now peeps.. (ducks flying hammers) OK, OK! IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!! ~whispers~ .after the next fic. MUAHAHAHA!!!)