A
Harry Potter Story
By
Chyna Rose
Disclaimer:
I don't own Harry Potter. There be
slash within; ye be warned. Thanks go
to Black Rose and her H-Boys pic. Please forgive me, I know less then nothing about motorcycles.
"Sera! Get away from there." Scolded Harry as he
picked up the kitten. Sera didn't like
being pulled away from her explorations in such an undignified manner. She voiced her complaints –loudly- to the
boyfriend of her owner. "You know
you're not allowed on the counter."
Draco
walked in and plucked the protesting Sera out of the unresisting arms of the
love of his life with a kiss. Thus
freed of his bundle, Harry returned to unpacking the groceries. Draco stroked his pet, listening to her
resounding purr, as he watched Harry work.
"You
could help instead of just watching, you know."
"I am
helping. I'm keeping Sera out of your
hair, and off the counter."
Harry
said nothing to this; continuing his task under his boyfriend's loving gaze.
"So,
what's happening tonight?"
"Nothing
much. Ron's going to be at Hermione's
tonight. Percy's working late, and
Neville's probably going to stop there and drag him out of the office for
dinner."
"So
it's just us tonight…"
"Yeah. I figured we could go out and eat down by
Trafalgar's Square."
"Pub
crawl?"
"More
like a bit of club hopping. We're on
call tonight, so we have to be careful about how much we drink. Besides, I just don't feel like getting
smashed."
"Any
idea on where you want to go?"
"I
just figured we'd cruise around and see what caught our eye."
"Sounds
like a plan. We taking the Shadow?"
"What
else would we take?"
"When
do you want to get going?"
"As
soon as you feel like it."
"I'm
going to go change."
"What
is it with you and black leather?"
"Oh,
like you're complaining."
Sera
paused in her grooming to watch as her owner left the room with his lover in
tow. She thought that these humans were
silly. But she was training them well,
and they were hers and hers alone. Sera jumped up on the forbidden counter and began to eat the cheese
Harry had left out in his horny distracted state.
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The End?
Chyna: Right now, Sera's a normal cat. Who doesn't think that our pets train us as
much as we train them, please raise your hand. Now go watch your/someone's cat or dog. As for what Harry and Draco do for a living, you're going to have to
wait for the first installment of DMLE; Division Six. Coming soon to a fan site near you.