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Babysitting

Do you think I'm a sucker? Easily pawned into things? Gullible? So I might not be the brightest crayon in the box, but I'm not the dullest either. Maybe I'm pink. Yes, that's it!I'm a pink crayon. Do you wonder what I'm talking about? Well, as you remember, I babysatChibi Trunks and Goten. After Trunks, the older and cuter one, dropped me off at my house,I vowed NEVER to baby-sit again! Even if it meant I would never see my hottie Trunksagain. But, then Ami got a hold of me again! Maybe I should start at the beginning…

oOo

"So you aren't going to kill me?" Ami looked hopeful at me.

"I told you Ames, I'm not going to kill you, the kids weren't TOO terrible and I made ten thousand yen and got a ride home from a hottie!" I reassured her. Ever since I arrived at Rei's temple ten minutes ago, she's been furiously apologizing. And hey, who can stay mad at Ami? (No one, really)

"Plus, Usa and I are going to see Tomb Raider tonight." Minako added winking at me.

"As long as it's not in a nude theater." I told her.

Minako giggled. "I haven't found one of those yet."

"Well, if you aren't mad at me, can I ask a favor?" Ami asked hopefully.

I narrowed my eyes instantly at the word 'favor'. "What?"

"Mrs.Breifscalledandshewantsyoutobaby-sitfortheBriefsagainMondaynight."

I stared blankly at Ami. Rei spoke up for me. "Ami, speak plain Japanese!" She cried waving her broom around threateningly.

Ami gulped and looked up at me. "Mrs. Briefs called and she wants you to baby-sit again Monday Night."

"WHAAAAAT?" I cried shooting up from my comfortable place on the porch.

"Please? Apparently the boys really like you and they want to see Atlantis the movie and Bulma-sama doesn't have time to take them, neither does her husband or Goten's parents. So they were wondering if you would do it. Please Usa? I might get promoted!" Ami begged.

"NO! I will NOT baby-sit again!" I announced.

Ami's eyes began to well up with unshed tears. "B-but think of all the times I covered for you when you ditched school to go out with Mamoru!"

My eyes nearly bugged out of their sockets. "AMI!"

"You snuck out of school to visit MAMO-BAKA?" Rei screeched.

"Busted!" Makoto laughed.

"It was before I broke up with him! Honest!" I cried.

"And all those times I would give you and Makoto some answers to the math tests."

"Uh oh." Makoto gulped.

"YOU CHEATED on a TEST?" Rei cried enraged.

"AMI!" I growled.

"Plus, I have been a Senshi with you the longest." Ami finished.

I sighed. Blackmain. Damn, she was good. Too good. "All right." I mumbled.

"THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!" Ami cried hugging my tightly.

"You OWE me big time." I told her. She nodded happily.

And that is how I ended up on the Briefs doorstep again.

oOo

I stood on the Briefs doorstep looking at the oak door. I gathered my wits and pushed the doorbell. A few moments later Trunks (the hott one) answered the door.

"Hi Usagi, I'm surprised to see you here." He commented ushering me in.

"USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" I turned to see Chibi Trunks and Goten barreling down the hallway and leap on me. I shrieked in surprise as we fell into a heap. I looked up to see Trunks (the cute one) grinning down at us trying to laugh.

"Hi guys." I squeaked.

"Okay guys, get off Usagi." Trunks told them tossing Chibi and Goten off of me. He pulled me up from the ground and gave me a killer smile. "You all right?"

"F-fine." I managed to spill out. Trunks' blue eyes smiled warmly at me.

"Are you going to take us to the movies?" Goten asked.

"Yeah, Are you?" Chibi Trunks asked bouncing over.

"Yep." I smiled down at the two Duracell kids.

"AWESOME!" They cheered and ran off.

Trunks turned to me and shook his head. "You are going to have an interesting time." He grinned at me. "Do you want me to come along?" He asked.

Of COURSE I DO! But I can't sound that obvious, can I? "I sure you have better things to do and I'll manage… somehow." I smiled up at him. The Smile. The smile that got Mamoru to agree to buy me anything I wanted.

"I think I should come along, my own father can't handle those two boys in public by himself." He smirked.

"Well, if you insist." I shrugged casually, while inside was screaming for joy.

"I do." He gave me another killer smile. I felt my knees go weak.

"Usagi!" A warm voice greeted. I turned to see Bulma Briefs. She had shoulder length teal hair and teal eyes that shone warmth.

"Hello Mrs. Briefs." I bowed.

"Oh please call me Bulma." She smiled and shook my hand.

"All right, Bulma." I smiled back.

"Trunks, will you drive Usagi and the boys to the theater?" Bulma asked her son.

"Of course." He winked at me. I smiled back.

"Good, now here's money for the tickets." She handed me two thousand yen. "And here's money for snacks." She said handing me five thousand yen.

My eyes bulged. "I don't think we'll do through this much on snacks!" I squeaked.

"Nonsense! You remember how my son and Goten eat!" She cried.

How could I forget? "All right." I pocketed the money.

"Trunks will pick you up from the theater. I'll be home around midnight and Vegeta might be back around then too, but you'll definitely be back by then." Bulma smiled.

"TRUUUUUNKS! GOOOOOOTEN! IF YOU WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIES GET DOWN HERE NOW!" Bulma shouted.

Chibi Trunks and Goten appeared in an instant. "We're ready!" The both grinned.

"All right, let's go!" Trunks ushered the boys out the door and I followed.

"HAVE FUN!" Bulma cried and waved at us.

Goten and Chibi Trunks hopped into the back of Trunks' black convertible SS Camero. (How he has one in Japan, I still don't know) Trunks opened the door for me and then ran around to the other side and hopped in to start the car. As we drove Goten and Chibi Trunks started to sing car songs. Trunks rolled his eyes and pressed harder on the gas pedal.

We pulled into the movie theatre parking lot and got out. Trunks pulled out a cell phone and dialed a number "Hey Gohan! … I'm not coming out to your place today … Yeah … I'm seeing a movie with your little bro and Chibi Trunks … Yeah … Shut up SON! … Okay … sayhi to Videl for me … Ja!"

"You're coming with us?" Goten asked.

"Yeah, now lets go buy the tickets." Trunks told them.

Goten and Chibi Trunks ran ahead. "So Usagi, what school do you go to?" Trunks asked me.

"I'm a junior at Juuban High School, you?" I told him.

"A freshman in Tokyo University."

Ooh! A College boy! A SMART college boy! "Do you know a Chiba Mamoru?" I asked. If he is friend of Mamoru it's best to dump him now.

Trunks frowned. "Chiba? Who doesn't know him? He's known for taking advantage of every girl around. I can't stand him." Trunks growled.

SCORE FOR TRUNKS! "That's good." I commented as we walked into the theater. Goten and Chibi were standing impatiently in line.

"You guys walk slow!" Goten complained as we joined them in line.

"So sorry." I smiled and rumpled up Goten's all ready rumpled hair.

We stood in line for five minutes. Goten and Chibi ran around us playing tag. I mentally groaned and wondered HOW I was going to get through this movie. But then I remembered Trunks who was standing beside me glancing through the crowds.

Then the thought hit me. WHAT IF TRUNKS HAD A GIRLFRIEND? What if he was only here because Goten and Chibi are hard to take care of? Panic swept over me as these thoughts flew through my mind.

I stepped up to the counter. "Four for Atlantis." I squeaked out.

"The 5:30 show?" The man asked smiling at me and then winking.

I smiled back. "Yeah." Little did I know, Trunks was glaring daggers at the man that gave me the tickets.

I handed a ticket to each of the boys and turned to Trunks. He was still glaring at the ticket man who was still smiling at me. "Trunks?" I asked cautiously.

He snapped out of his stare and looked down at me. "Uh, yes?"

"Here's your ticket." I told him handing him the ticket.

"CAN WE GET SNACKS?" Chibi shouted pointing to the popcorn. He was bouncing with excitement.

"Of course." I grinned herding the two boys over to the snack counter.

"What'll it be?" the guy behind the counter asked.

I looked down at Goten and Chibi who had their noses pressed against the glass and up at Trunks who was eyeing the popcorn. I wondered if Trunks ate as much as Chibi and Goten.

I would find out later that he ate just as much. Maybe more.

"We'll take three tubs of popcorn, three large Pepsis, six boxes of skittles, dots, nerds and chocolate mints, and a medium icee for me." The guy looked at me in disbelief. "What?" I asked innocently.

He just shook his head and got to work. The total came to exactly five thousand yen. I handed him the large bill and he started passing over the snacks. Each boy and Trunks took a tub of popcorn, and two packs of candy and their drink. I grabbed my icee and the change, flashed a dazzling smile to the snack boy and walked towards the theater that Atlantis was playing in.

"USA!" A voice called behind us. Oh no. It can't be, can it? I slowly turned around to see Mamoru and Chibiusa. It was strange, after I dumped Mamoru, Chibiusa's hair changed from pink to dark green and she started to where her hair in a half up half down… I suspect I'm not her future mother any more, and another Senshi is… I'll leave her nameless for her protection.

"Hey there Chibiusa… how's it going?" I asked smiling. I still loved her even if she is Setsun- oops! I didn't say anything!

"Mamo-chan and I are going to see Atlantis!"

My eyes widened to the size of pool balls. "Really?" I asked looking up at Mamoru.

Mamoru shrugged. "She wanted to see it. How have you been Usa?"

Much better that you're out of the picture! "good, you?"

"Fine."

We stood in awkward silence before Chibi Trunks broke it.

"Whose that?" He asked nodding to Mamoru and Chibiusa.

"Oh! Uh, Chibi, Goten, Trunks, this is my d- cousin, Chibiusa and this is an old friend of mine, Mamoru. Mamoru, Chibiusa, this is Chibi Trunks, Goten and Trunks." I introduced everyone.

"We've met." Trunks nodded to Mamoru. Mamoru narrowed his eyes at Trunks.

"So, what are you doing her Usagi?" Chibiusa asked.

"Well, I'm baby-sitting Goten and Chibi, and Trunks is helping me." I told her.

"You're baby-sitting? You can barely take care of Luna!" Chibiusa giggled.

I narrowed my eyes at the little spore. "We better get going." I gave them a fake smile and ushered the boys off. Trunks gave Mamoru one last glare before following me.

We got into the theater and I sank as low as I could in my seat. Goten plopped beside me, and Chibi beside him. Trunks sat on the other side of me. Trunks turned to me with the 'we have to talk' expression.

"Usagi, how do you know Mamoru?" He asked.

Uh oh. "We went out for a few years, why?" I asked trying to sound as casual as possible.

"You're THE Usagi Tsukino?" He asked as his eyes widened.

Uh oh. "Yeah… is that bad?"

"It's just that he always talked- never mind."

"Trunks! What? You can't just stop like that!" I cried.

"Let's just say I'm going to hurt him." He said full of venom.

Protective, nice, but I wonder what Mamo-baka has been saying about me… "What did he say about me?"

"Just a bunch of bad stuff, like you were a -cough- whore -cough-." Trunks tried to cover it up.

"WHAT!" I shrieked.

"What's wrong Usagi?" Goten looked up at me concerned.

I smiled sweetly down at Goten. "Nothing, nothing." I watched Mamoru and Chibiusa sit down a few rows ahead of us. Chibiusa was happily babbling away. Goten and Chibi eyed each other. Little did I know Goten and Chibi were mentally planning the destruction of Mamoru. They later told me that they could sense my anger at him… smart kids!

The previews began and we watched the previews for some very WEIRD movies. The only good sounding movie was the Princess Diaries. For the sake of all you fans, I better let Chibi and Goten tell the next part of the story. After all, they were the ones that did it.

oOo

Greetings fans! I'm Trunks! Most people call me Chibi Trunks because my future self is living in this time too. My bestest friend in the whole world is Goten. My future self and his big brother are best friends too!

Well, as you know, Usagi and Trunks (I'm calling him Mirai from now on) took us to the movies, and this guy Mamoru comes up. Now, just by looking at him, you can tell he's a player. A loser. A complete As- err, donkey… (don't tell my mother I almost said that, she'd wash my mouth out with soap!) Anyways, this guy Mamoru seemed like a total jerk. And if he's the same Mamoru Mirai and Gohan were talking about, he needs to be eliminated!

That brings us to the theatre where Goten and I are sitting happily eating popcorn. That's when Goten heard Trunks tell Usagi what Mamoru had been saying about her.

'Trunks.' Goten mentally got my attention. Being a super Saiya-jin is nice, we have telepathy.

'What?' I asked.

'I think we need to take some actions against this Mamoru character.' He turned to me, still talking telepathically.

'Engage operation Spud.'

Goten looked at me confused. 'Operation Spud?'

'Yeah, remember when we were making fries that one day and we came up with operation Spud?' Sometimes I think Goten is a little too much like his dad.

'Oh yeah!' Goten smiled. Goten turned to Usagi who was sipping her icee. "Hey Usagi?" Goten began with puppy dog eyes.

Usagi looked down at Goten. "Yes?"

"Will you go get us some napkins, this popcorn is really greasy." He asked looking as innocent as possible.

"Sure." Usagi stood up and walked down the aisle.

"Maybe you should go with her Mirai, she might get lost." I added. I know my future self had the 'hoots' for our babysitter.

Mirai narrowed his eyes at us. "And what are you planning to do?" He asked.

"Nothing." We chimed back.

Mirai shook his head and stood up, running after Usagi. Goten and I have each other the ready look and we threw ourselves to the floor.

Which wasn't a bright idea, when was the last time they CLEANED the floor?

Goten was almost stuck in a pile of sticky goo, luckily, he's a Saiya-jin and broke free moments later. He crawled a few rows down and sat in the seats right behind Mamoru. Not many people were in the theatre, luckily.

I nodded to Goten and he pulled out a small container of big black spiders. He lives in the woods where it's easy to find big black spiders. Goten handed the container to me.

I nearly dropped it when Mamoru started to laugh high pitched like a girl when the screen showed that Milo was talking to inanimate objects. I rolled my eyes and very, VERY carefully unscrewed the lid. I silently stood up and Goten was grinning like a fool as I dumped the whole jar down the back of Mamoru's ugly green jacket.

We both flew faster than anyone could see to our seats and watched the fireworks.

Mamoru shot up out of his seat screaming like a little girl about spiders. We saw one spider crawl up on his shoulder. Chibiusa began to shriek also. Mamoru took off his jacket to reveal four big fat black spiders on his back clinging for dear life. Goten and I were laughing harder than the first time we saw Gohan's Saiya-man costume.

Ten minutes later, Mamoru some how got all the spiders off and moved back two rows. It was too perfect for Goten and I. Goten grabbed Mirai's large Pepsi that resembled a small tub of popcorn. We didn't want to waste OUR pop.

We deicide to wait a few moments until Mamoru had settled down again. It was around the part when the giant Scorpion thing was attacking the sub, a very tense moment, when Goten took the pop, leaned forward and dumped it all over Mamoru. If we thought the screams before were girly, there's were worse. It sounded like Elle's screams in 'Legally Blonde' when her boy friend dumped her in the restaurant.

He whipped around and glared at us. "YOU!" He shrieked in a deep voice.

"Uh… hi?" I greeted smiling. Goten cracked up laughing.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" He shrieked again. Mamoru lunged at us and we barely escaped. He was pretty fast for a pussy, err, did I say that? Goten and I ran out of the theater with a raging Mamoru on our tails (literally).

Chibiusa was behind him crying in an annoying voice, "MAAAAAAAAAAAAMO-CHAAAAAAAN!"

We stumbled around the huge Cinema (It had twenty-four different theaters) with the screeching male bimbo on our tracks. Then I saw it, or them. Usagi and Mirai were standing at the snack counter talking and smiling. (or so we thought)

"USAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Goten cried leaping for her as Mamoru rounded the corner after us. Usagi's eyes widened as she turned to see Goten and me leaping on her and Mamoru barreling down on us. She managed to squeak before we landed on her causing her to fall to the ground.

Mamoru stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Trunks glaring at him. "Those, those two MONSTERS just dumped their drink on me! They ALSO put SPIDERS down my jacket!" He roared.

Usagi somehow sat up with both Goten and I on her lap looking as innocent as possible. Mamoru looked ready to advance on us when Mirai stepped in front of us. "I don't care WHAT they did Chiba, NO ONE treats MY pa- little BROTHER like that!" He said in a low and deadly tone.

Yep, Vegeta is DEFENITLY our father!

Mamoru swallowed visibly. He was about to speak but then he looked at Trunks as saw his vicious glare. I smiled sweetly as Mamoru slowly backed away, Chibiusa following him.

Usagi looked down at me. "Did you two REALLY spill your drink all over him and put spiders down his jacket?" She asked, her eyes twinkled.

Goten grinned. "Actually, it was Trunks' drink."

"WHAT?" Trunks cried whipping around to glare at Goten and me.

oOo

Now you all know what happened in the theatre while Trunks and I got napkins. Aren't they sweet little kids?

"Wait a minute!" I looked over at Minako who was eating popcorn on Makoto's couch. "I want to know WHAT happened with you and Trunks when you got the napkins." She grinned.

"Perhaps I should tell that." I turned to Trunks and glared at him. "C'mon babe, I can tell it better." I sighed as Trunks began to tell Minako, Ami, Makoto and Rei our part of the movies.

oOo

As you all know, I am Trunks Briefs, Usagi baby-sits my past self, and what a lucky time my past self has! I went to assist Usagi to get napkins because… because, well actually, I don't really know why, Usagi just calms you if you're in her presence. Plus, she's really cute.

Anyways, as I ran out of the theatre, Usagi was a few feet ahead of me. "Usagi!" I called.

Usagi turned around and looked curiously. "Shouldn't one of us stay with the boys?" She asked.

Probably. "Nah, they can take care of themselves for a few moments." I flashed her a smile. It seems every time I give her that smile she goes weak in the knees and gets a romantic look in her eyes that just makes her look more sexy.

"If your sure." She smiled back. Her smiles made me feel like king of the Galaxy!

"I am." And we continued walking down the hall looking for the closest snack counter.

We walked up to the counter and the same guy that was their before gave us a wary glance. Usagi giggled. "We just need napkins."

"Uh, we're all out of napkins." Usagi and I gave the man unbelieving looks.

"How can you be out of napkins?" I asked.

"Well, let me go check the backroom." He said before running off. Odd kid.

Usagi started to fidget at the counter. "Something bothering you?" I asked looking down on her. Kami she's so beautiful.

"Uh, no, well, yes, I mean, do you have a girlfriend?" She asked before turning several shades of red.

I almost laughed. Me? Have a girlfriend? After a glance at Usagi it's hard to think of anyone else. "Of course not Usagi!" I grinned broadly at her.

She looked up and giggled. "Oh."

I grinned mischievously at her, ideas racing through my mind. "Do you want the job?" I asked.

Usagi flushed bright red again. "WHAT?" She cried trying not to look embarrassed.

I grinned even wider. "Do you want to be my girlfriend?"

She looked incredibly nervous, which somehow made her look cuter, if possible. "Well, kinda." She looked at the floor.

"Good, then it's settled. You're my girlfriend." I announced. She looked up at me surprised.

"really?" She asked. Those incredible blue eyes looked at me with hope.

"Yep." I grinned at her leaning down for a kiss. That's when Chibi and Goten RUDELY interrupted us.

After I threatened Mamoru and he ran off like a dog he is with his tail between his legs, we walked back into the theatre and finished watching the movie. But don't ask me what happened. I held Usagi's hand the whole time and focused all my enegry to concentrate on the feel of her soft skin.

And that's how my second babysitting experience went! And how I got a VERY kawaii boy friend!

"What about that one time that you went with the Briefs on a vacation to watch the kids?" Minako asked, her popcorn forgotten.

Trunks grinned. "That's another funny story…"

To be Continued...

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LizBethy

REVISED 11/05