As you'll find out, this happens before the world tournament. Videl still
has pigtails and all. But she knows whom Gohan really is. the world
tournament didn't happen in this time line, Kay? I won't, or at least, TRY
not to bash Videl like I did in A Favor from Coronus.
Thankies to all my fans! Kyia-chan! *glomps* and Babyserenity *glomps* my stories wouldn't EXSIST without you all! Babyserenity keeps me on my toes, err, fingertips.
Some Japanese or Spanish words used that aren't common in stories:
Inu-dog
Ninmu- mission
Yasai-vegetable
Neko-cat
Non compos mentis- Latin for losing my mind
Disclaimer: Me no own Dragonball Z or Sailor Moon
Babysitting On Vacation
By LizBethy
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Vacation. Babysitting. Two words that should NEVER be in the same sentence. I thought babysitting for a few HOURS was bad, but dread filled me up when I received a call that Tuesday afternoon in June.
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There I was, happily lounging on the couch watching the 'Mummy Returns', a very cool movie, and snacking on popcorn. I was waiting for Trunks to come like he did everyday since we went to the movies that one fateful day. My father even likes him! It's a miracle! My father said he was a nice strong young man and perfect for his 'little angel'. He said that after he threatened him with a rifle; Mamoru was threatened with a rocket launcher. Oh yeah, things were going great.
Anyways, the movie was to the part where Izzy is complaining that he is always shot in the ass when he's with O'Connell when the phone rang. I lazily reached over and picked it up expecting it to be Minako telling me she was at the part where Eve is having the flashback of when she was Nefertiti.
"Tsukino residence."
"Hello, may I speak to Usagi please?" A familiar voice spoke over the phone.
"This is she." I replied sitting up.
"Usagi! Hi! This is Bulma Briefs." Her voice greeted.
"Hello Bulma, what can I do for you?" I asked; something was gnawing at the pit of my stomach telling me to run away screaming 'wolf'.
"Next week we are going on a trip to a beach in Mexico with the Sons, Goten's parents. We were hoping you would like to go with us to help take care of Chibi Trunks and Goten. As you know, they are quite a handful. And don't worry about pay, I figured about two thousand dollars should cover it." A hint of begging was in her voice.
I should have said no, no, no, NO! But then my mind got to thinking, TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS! I HAD been meaning to get 'A Knights Tale', a DVD player, PS2, and a new wardrobe. Plus, Trunks would be there, I'd spend a week with Trunks in Mexico, on a beach, bikini. My mind started several fantasies. All of them ended violently with Chibi Trunks and Goten ruining our perfect kiss.
Maybe I shouldn't.
My mind started to nag again. Trunks, beach, romance, kissing.
"Usagi?" Bulma's voice asked over the phone. "Are you still there?"
"I'd love to Bulma, let me check with my parents."
Damn.
I lost. All to an image of Trunks and I in a hot tub.
"Thank you SO much! Just give me a call when your parents say yes." Bulma breathed a sigh of relief.
"All right, I'll talk to you later."
"Take care Usagi."
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The next few days were spent at the mall with Rei, Minako, Makoto and Ami. Ami was buying since she was so grateful I had agreed. Of course my parents said yes. They thought it would be a great learning experience. I think they just want a week to themselves with Shinigo off at camp for a month. Trunks was also very happy, he said he was going to give me the best time of my life. At least I had to something to look forward too.
We bought enough bathing suits for seven days. Seven new cute outfits, a few pairs of comfortable pants, and new pajamas, and Minako insisted that bunny's weren't romantic enough for Trunks and dragged me into Victoria Secrets. It's a secret what I bought there. We also got two cute dresses, both of them short and shoes galore! I say 'we' since I didn't have a say in what was being bought.
My mother made sure I had money, sunscreen and enough clean underwear. She also took me to Victoria Secrets for . undergarments. My father made sure I knew the dangers of having sex at my young and tender age. That was pretty embarrassing.
So I promised to send post cards to everyone and my mother gave me more money for stamps, and then my father drove me to the Briefs' house.
This is how I ended up babysitting for a week.
Seven days.
One hundred and sixty-eight hours.
Ten thousand and eighty minutes.
Damn.
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"DAMN WOMAN! You are the richest woman in the world and we take a NORMAL AIRPLANE?" Vegeta growled at his wife.
Vegeta is actually a pretty cool guy. He's just a bit. belligerent. Much like my government teacher at school.
Anyways, we were standing in a line at the airport waiting for our time to board the plane. We did get first class, but I was wondering the same thing as Vegeta. Goten and Chibi Trunks were playing tag with Goku, another very cool, but naive guy.
"Calm down Vegeta! I own this airline! Plus, we are TRYING to be a normal family on a normal VACATION!" She shouted her last word at him. I cracked a small smile.
Trunks was standing next to me, of course, he had an arm casually draped around my waist and was talking to Gohan. Gohan had brought his girlfriend, Videl.
"So, Videl, where do you go to school?" I asked trying to strike up a friendly conversation.
"Orange High School, only the best for the World Champion's daughter." She flipped a pigtail behind her shoulder. So she was a bit. snobby. and violent, and glare city! The only time she isn't glaring is when she's giving Gohan googoly eyes. Don't get me wrong, she seems like a nice person, but a tad naïve. Even Chibiusa could beat Mr. Satan up.
"That's . nice." How do you counter that? Luckily, I was saved by the bell, err, intercom.
"Now boarding flight 678, direct flight to Mexico City/D.F. First class passengers only at this time."
"That's us! Goten, Goku, stop fooling around!" Chichi called to her husband and youngest sun.
Trunks ushered me to the gate and I handed my ticket to the attendant.
"I'm sitting next to Usagi!" Goten cried bouncing down the 'hall' to the plane.
"No fair! I get to!" Chibi Trunks complained chasing after his friend.
"Not-uh! Me!"
"NO! ME!"
"ME!"
"ME!"
"CHIBI TRUNKS!" and "GOTEN!" echoed around the hall. Bulma and Chichi glared at their children.
"Trunks is sitting on the aisle, Usagi gets the middle and Goten gets the window." Bulma ordered.
"Mom! That's no fair!" Chibi Trunks groaned.
"Fine, You too can trade half way through." Chichi reasoned.
"YES!" Chibi Trunks cried leaping onto my leg. "This flight is going to be so fun!" I gently shook Chibi off, he took off down the rest of the hall chasing Goten.
Trunks glanced down at me with a smile. "I should probably let Chibi have my seat, oh well, he'll survive." He grinned down at me. When Trunks told Bulma that I was his girlfriend after the movies that day she had been delighted and even celebrated by taking us all out to dinner. I met Vegeta, Goku, Gohan, Krillin, and 18, Marron, and Yamcha that night. I met Piccolo a few days later. All one big happy. fighting force. I have yet to tell Trunks that I'm Sailor Moon, I'll tell him when the time is right.
We boarded the plane and sat in our respected seats, Goten was staring out the window fascinated with the other planes. Trunks was flipping through the magazine in the pocket of the seat. Chibi Trunks was searching for his Gameboy Advanced in his carry on bag.
I watched as a rather large man in a business suit sat next to Chibi Trunks. Chibi looked disgusted as his billows of fat took up the entire armrest. Chibi glanced back at me and made a horrible face. I gave him a reassuring smile. An important looking businesswoman sat in the aisle of Chibi Trunks' row. She was talking on a cell phone a mile a minute and typing on her keyboard. ".No Inu*! Make the figure a 7.3 or the rates of the beta account will drop 3.2, and my client and I will not tolerate any drop below a 2.6! . I don't care if the Gamma account will suffer! The beta is far more important! Turn those f8s to a 6.99! ." I was starting to wonder what language she was talking.
I could already tell I was going to get a major headache.
"Attention passengers, this is your pilot speaking, this is flight 678, non stop flight to Mexico City, an eleven hour flight." My eyes bulged. ELEVEN HOURS? KUSO!
"Aw man! Eleven hours!" Chibi complained falling back in his seat.
"Be quiet kid! I'm trying to concentrate!" The fat man glared at Chibi Trunks before turning back to his . romance novel? Sometimes it's best not to ask.
"Hey, watch what you say to my little brother!" Trunks narrowed his eyes at the fat man. The man shrank back a little from the strong gaze.
I glanced back to see Goku and Chichi two rows behind us. Goku was pushing the various buttons around his seat while Chichi admired the leather seats. Vegeta and Bulma were in the aisle across from them arguing about something, but it looked like Bulma was winning the argument. Gohan and Videl sat in the row across from us and they were talking.
".Inu! Put Yasai on the line! HE knows that a 5.98 F2 and a 49 F7! . Yasai! What is wrong with Inu! His Esc 87.00 is getting worse! The Lock account is losing it's rates . NO! Do NOT terminate the Lett! That's one of our most valuable clients! ."
Click, click, clack, clickity, clackity, click, and clack.
"Kid! Turn that music down! I can't concentrate on Ninmu and Neko's affair with that racket!"
This was going to be a loooooong flight.
~~~@~~~
About two hours later is when I thought I was going to lose my mind. Goten and Chibi were having 'silent' thumb wars, Trunks and Gohan were discussing something smart and the drink cart never made it past Goku's row. But that wasn't what was making me insane, the "NO! That account is too valuable! Do a 6^72 to the gala account", the clickity of her keyboard and the fat man's labored breathing every time her reached a 'heavy' part in his book were really getting to me.
"Excuse me miss, can I get you anything to drink?" I looked up at the smiling flight attendant.
"A LARGE Mountain Dew, please." I stressed.
"Right away!" I watched as the flight attendant filled a very large cup up with the fizzing yellowish green liquid. When she handed it to me I drank most of it up and sighed happily. "Refill?"
"Please!" You all have NO idea how addicted I am to this stuff. I watched the attendant fill up my cup and hand it back to me, I smiled in thanks. I leaned back in my seat and closed my eyes.
"NO FAIR TRUNKS!"
GAH! My eyes flew open as Goten screamed in my ear.
"Hey you kids! Knock it off!" The fat man bellowed.
"CHIBI! GOTEN!" I yelled sternly. "Trunks play your game, Goten play yours!" I ordered.
The fat man glared at me and I gave him an icy glare right back. He turned back to his book. Trunks looked down at me and smiled. "You control those kids better than any of my parents." He laughed.
"Years of practice with my own little spore." I thought back to when Chibiusa was staying with me.
The peace lasted for about twenty minutes.
"DUDE! GOTEN! LOOK! I'm on level 87!" Chibi Trunks squealed and turned around to show Goten.
"Wow! I didn't even know it went that high!" Goten gazed in amazement.
"Check it out!" Chibi showed him the screen.
"Excuse me, I'm trying to have an important conversation!" The business lady glared at Chibi Trunks.
"Yeah, and I'm trying to read." The fat man barged in.
"THAT'S IT!" I roared. Everyone around me stared at me in shock. "Chibi, you can have my seat, now is everyone HAPPY?" I seethed at the fat man and the businesswoman. They nodded.
Chibi and I switched seats and I settled into mine. I glanced down at the armrest and almost puked. The fat man's fat was jiggling like Jell-O and looked nauseating. It was almost mesmerizing. I forced myself to look out the window at. the ocean.
After three minutes the ocean became very boring. The same old blue ocean, every now and then there would be an island, but nothing exciting. Blue ocean, a deep blue ocean. a deep blue pacific ocean! Can you tell I'm bored?
".No, no, no! The theta account is on a rise at 8.4.4! Inu, it would only hurt us! The 4.88 at the C5 230 would only bring us up 4.1! We need at 4.101! Yes, the .001 makes a huge amount of difference."
Click clack click clackity clickity, clack, click, click, click.
I was slowly going insane. No, sorry, I was turning into a deranged, daft, frenzied, crazed, non compos mentis, stark raving mad woman! And not to mention a head ache the size of the moon!
"No! Yasai! Don't kill Neko! She didn't do it! She loves you!" I turned to the fat man who was rapidly reading the page. Tears were streaming from his eyes and dripping onto his suit.
This is when I snapped. I was tired, insane and had a headache, overall, once pissed off Moon Princess. I turned to the fat man and gave him the deadliest stare I was possible of. He looked up to see my eyes burning into his. "Are you alright?" He asked glancing at me nervously.
"Look you fat tub of perverted lard, I have had it with your labored breathing and comments on your book! And YOU Miss 8.4! I think YOU are disturbing the entire damn plane!" Trunks, Chibi, and Goten stared at me in shock.
"Flight attendant, can I get a new seat?" The fat man asked.
"Me too." The Business lady looked at me like I was crazy. The flight attendant nodded and relocated them immediately.
"DUDE!" Chibi yelled hopping over the seat plopping next to me.
"That was awesome!" Goten called following Chibi. I smiled down at the two rascals.
"Now you two can sit next to each other and Trunks and I can sit next to each other!" I told them standing up and walking back to my original seat.
Chibi and Goten high-fived each other and pulled out their gameboy advances and hooked them up to do Smash Brothers.
Trunks smiled down at me and wrapped his arm around my shoulder. I snuggled up against him a prepared for a nap.
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About two hours later I was awake and filing my nails, still leaning against Trunks of course.
"Usagi?" I looked into the aisle to see Chibi and Goten's smiling faces.
I raised an eyebrow; those smiles could mean death. "Yes?" I asked.
"Can we go to the bathroom?" They asked with big smiles.
It's the bathroom, what could go wrong? "Sure." I replied. After babysitting them several times you'd think I'd learn about saying yes when they have those smiles. "No spiders!" I called after them.
Trunks chuckled down at me. "No spiders?"
"You can never be to careful around those two." I replied. He smiled and gave me a small kiss on the lips.
Ten minutes passed and Chibi and Goten still weren't back.
"Trunks, do you think we should look for them?" I asked getting a bit worried. I can't imagine what Bulma and Chichi would do if they heard I lost their sons, but I know it would be ugly. Very ugly.
"Give them a few more minutes." Trunks replied.
We have them fifteen more minutes and still no sign of them. It's an airplane! You can't get lost on an airplane! I think.
I stood up with Trunks right behind me and we walked down the aisle. Goku and Chichi were sleeping, Bulma was reading and Vegeta was meditating as we walked by them. We made our way to the bathroom looking in every row along the way. It was a very large plane and didn't have many people on it. As we passed the fat man and business lady they visibly cringed.
As we neared the back of the plane we heard a faint thump sound. It grew as we approached the back of the plane. Trunks and I stood in the back in front of the six bathroom doors. One of them was vibrating with each thump.
"It's either Goten and Chibi or a couple having a good ole' time in the bathroom." Trunks reasoned.
"Trunks!" I laughed. I leaned up against the door trying to listen for moans to see if it really was a couple having a good ole' time in the bathroom.
Silence. Well, no moans. "Chibi? Goten?" I called through the door.
"USAGI!" I heard Chibi cry through the door.
"Chibi? Why are you in the bathroom still?"
"We're locked in!" Goten yelled.
Trunks started laughing behind me. "Locked in? How do you get locked in?"
"I dunno, we were flushing things down the toilet to see if they would fall out of the plane and then the door wouldn't open and we can't force it open!" Chibi called through the door. He sounded embarrassed.
"Let me open it." Trunks smiled stepping up to the door. I stepped out of the way and watched. Trunks grabbed the door and pulled. He frowned and pulled harder. He then took the door and yanked it with all his might and still it wouldn't budge. I frowned also. Why wouldn't it open?
"let me try." I kneeled in front of the door. I took a bobby pen out of one of my odangos and stuck it in the lock.
"Where did you learn to pick a lock?" Trunks asked leaning over me.
"Minako." If trunks only knew the things I learned from Minako.
We heard a click and I tried to open the door. It still wouldn't budge.
"Let me try again." Trunks said gripping the door handle with all his might. He grunted and yanked as hard as he could. The whole door came lose and he flew backwards into another bathroom. Chibi and Goten peered out of the bathroom down at Trunks.
I looked at the doorframe and noticed a sticky substance. I narrowed my eyes and touched it lightly. It was very sticky and I almost got trapped in it.
"Chibi? Goten? What is this stuff?" I asked.
Chibi eyed the frame. "Goten! I told you to put that stuff on AFTER we got OUT of the bathroom!" Chibi cried.
Goten laughed. "oops?"
Trunks sat up and groaned. "Not mom's heavy durable glue that she uses to repair the gravity room after Vegeta trains in it." He moaned.
"That's the stuff." Goten nodded.
"What in the world?" I looked up to see a flight attendant looking at the door in shock. "Airplane doors, they sure don't make them like they use to." I laughed and ushered the two troublemakers back to their seats followed by Trunks. The flight attendant just stared in shock at the door at her feet.
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the flight was uneventful after that until we arrived in Mexico City. The hotel room. The power. My BRAS! But that's a story for next week.
~TO BE CONTINUED~
I would put author's notes but I'm on a schedule and Babyserenity is about to scold me! Go! Fight! Write! .
REVIEW!!!
Thankies to all my fans! Kyia-chan! *glomps* and Babyserenity *glomps* my stories wouldn't EXSIST without you all! Babyserenity keeps me on my toes, err, fingertips.
Some Japanese or Spanish words used that aren't common in stories:
Inu-dog
Ninmu- mission
Yasai-vegetable
Neko-cat
Non compos mentis- Latin for losing my mind
Disclaimer: Me no own Dragonball Z or Sailor Moon
Babysitting On Vacation
By LizBethy
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Vacation. Babysitting. Two words that should NEVER be in the same sentence. I thought babysitting for a few HOURS was bad, but dread filled me up when I received a call that Tuesday afternoon in June.
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There I was, happily lounging on the couch watching the 'Mummy Returns', a very cool movie, and snacking on popcorn. I was waiting for Trunks to come like he did everyday since we went to the movies that one fateful day. My father even likes him! It's a miracle! My father said he was a nice strong young man and perfect for his 'little angel'. He said that after he threatened him with a rifle; Mamoru was threatened with a rocket launcher. Oh yeah, things were going great.
Anyways, the movie was to the part where Izzy is complaining that he is always shot in the ass when he's with O'Connell when the phone rang. I lazily reached over and picked it up expecting it to be Minako telling me she was at the part where Eve is having the flashback of when she was Nefertiti.
"Tsukino residence."
"Hello, may I speak to Usagi please?" A familiar voice spoke over the phone.
"This is she." I replied sitting up.
"Usagi! Hi! This is Bulma Briefs." Her voice greeted.
"Hello Bulma, what can I do for you?" I asked; something was gnawing at the pit of my stomach telling me to run away screaming 'wolf'.
"Next week we are going on a trip to a beach in Mexico with the Sons, Goten's parents. We were hoping you would like to go with us to help take care of Chibi Trunks and Goten. As you know, they are quite a handful. And don't worry about pay, I figured about two thousand dollars should cover it." A hint of begging was in her voice.
I should have said no, no, no, NO! But then my mind got to thinking, TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS! I HAD been meaning to get 'A Knights Tale', a DVD player, PS2, and a new wardrobe. Plus, Trunks would be there, I'd spend a week with Trunks in Mexico, on a beach, bikini. My mind started several fantasies. All of them ended violently with Chibi Trunks and Goten ruining our perfect kiss.
Maybe I shouldn't.
My mind started to nag again. Trunks, beach, romance, kissing.
"Usagi?" Bulma's voice asked over the phone. "Are you still there?"
"I'd love to Bulma, let me check with my parents."
Damn.
I lost. All to an image of Trunks and I in a hot tub.
"Thank you SO much! Just give me a call when your parents say yes." Bulma breathed a sigh of relief.
"All right, I'll talk to you later."
"Take care Usagi."
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The next few days were spent at the mall with Rei, Minako, Makoto and Ami. Ami was buying since she was so grateful I had agreed. Of course my parents said yes. They thought it would be a great learning experience. I think they just want a week to themselves with Shinigo off at camp for a month. Trunks was also very happy, he said he was going to give me the best time of my life. At least I had to something to look forward too.
We bought enough bathing suits for seven days. Seven new cute outfits, a few pairs of comfortable pants, and new pajamas, and Minako insisted that bunny's weren't romantic enough for Trunks and dragged me into Victoria Secrets. It's a secret what I bought there. We also got two cute dresses, both of them short and shoes galore! I say 'we' since I didn't have a say in what was being bought.
My mother made sure I had money, sunscreen and enough clean underwear. She also took me to Victoria Secrets for . undergarments. My father made sure I knew the dangers of having sex at my young and tender age. That was pretty embarrassing.
So I promised to send post cards to everyone and my mother gave me more money for stamps, and then my father drove me to the Briefs' house.
This is how I ended up babysitting for a week.
Seven days.
One hundred and sixty-eight hours.
Ten thousand and eighty minutes.
Damn.
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"DAMN WOMAN! You are the richest woman in the world and we take a NORMAL AIRPLANE?" Vegeta growled at his wife.
Vegeta is actually a pretty cool guy. He's just a bit. belligerent. Much like my government teacher at school.
Anyways, we were standing in a line at the airport waiting for our time to board the plane. We did get first class, but I was wondering the same thing as Vegeta. Goten and Chibi Trunks were playing tag with Goku, another very cool, but naive guy.
"Calm down Vegeta! I own this airline! Plus, we are TRYING to be a normal family on a normal VACATION!" She shouted her last word at him. I cracked a small smile.
Trunks was standing next to me, of course, he had an arm casually draped around my waist and was talking to Gohan. Gohan had brought his girlfriend, Videl.
"So, Videl, where do you go to school?" I asked trying to strike up a friendly conversation.
"Orange High School, only the best for the World Champion's daughter." She flipped a pigtail behind her shoulder. So she was a bit. snobby. and violent, and glare city! The only time she isn't glaring is when she's giving Gohan googoly eyes. Don't get me wrong, she seems like a nice person, but a tad naïve. Even Chibiusa could beat Mr. Satan up.
"That's . nice." How do you counter that? Luckily, I was saved by the bell, err, intercom.
"Now boarding flight 678, direct flight to Mexico City/D.F. First class passengers only at this time."
"That's us! Goten, Goku, stop fooling around!" Chichi called to her husband and youngest sun.
Trunks ushered me to the gate and I handed my ticket to the attendant.
"I'm sitting next to Usagi!" Goten cried bouncing down the 'hall' to the plane.
"No fair! I get to!" Chibi Trunks complained chasing after his friend.
"Not-uh! Me!"
"NO! ME!"
"ME!"
"ME!"
"CHIBI TRUNKS!" and "GOTEN!" echoed around the hall. Bulma and Chichi glared at their children.
"Trunks is sitting on the aisle, Usagi gets the middle and Goten gets the window." Bulma ordered.
"Mom! That's no fair!" Chibi Trunks groaned.
"Fine, You too can trade half way through." Chichi reasoned.
"YES!" Chibi Trunks cried leaping onto my leg. "This flight is going to be so fun!" I gently shook Chibi off, he took off down the rest of the hall chasing Goten.
Trunks glanced down at me with a smile. "I should probably let Chibi have my seat, oh well, he'll survive." He grinned down at me. When Trunks told Bulma that I was his girlfriend after the movies that day she had been delighted and even celebrated by taking us all out to dinner. I met Vegeta, Goku, Gohan, Krillin, and 18, Marron, and Yamcha that night. I met Piccolo a few days later. All one big happy. fighting force. I have yet to tell Trunks that I'm Sailor Moon, I'll tell him when the time is right.
We boarded the plane and sat in our respected seats, Goten was staring out the window fascinated with the other planes. Trunks was flipping through the magazine in the pocket of the seat. Chibi Trunks was searching for his Gameboy Advanced in his carry on bag.
I watched as a rather large man in a business suit sat next to Chibi Trunks. Chibi looked disgusted as his billows of fat took up the entire armrest. Chibi glanced back at me and made a horrible face. I gave him a reassuring smile. An important looking businesswoman sat in the aisle of Chibi Trunks' row. She was talking on a cell phone a mile a minute and typing on her keyboard. ".No Inu*! Make the figure a 7.3 or the rates of the beta account will drop 3.2, and my client and I will not tolerate any drop below a 2.6! . I don't care if the Gamma account will suffer! The beta is far more important! Turn those f8s to a 6.99! ." I was starting to wonder what language she was talking.
I could already tell I was going to get a major headache.
"Attention passengers, this is your pilot speaking, this is flight 678, non stop flight to Mexico City, an eleven hour flight." My eyes bulged. ELEVEN HOURS? KUSO!
"Aw man! Eleven hours!" Chibi complained falling back in his seat.
"Be quiet kid! I'm trying to concentrate!" The fat man glared at Chibi Trunks before turning back to his . romance novel? Sometimes it's best not to ask.
"Hey, watch what you say to my little brother!" Trunks narrowed his eyes at the fat man. The man shrank back a little from the strong gaze.
I glanced back to see Goku and Chichi two rows behind us. Goku was pushing the various buttons around his seat while Chichi admired the leather seats. Vegeta and Bulma were in the aisle across from them arguing about something, but it looked like Bulma was winning the argument. Gohan and Videl sat in the row across from us and they were talking.
".Inu! Put Yasai on the line! HE knows that a 5.98 F2 and a 49 F7! . Yasai! What is wrong with Inu! His Esc 87.00 is getting worse! The Lock account is losing it's rates . NO! Do NOT terminate the Lett! That's one of our most valuable clients! ."
Click, click, clack, clickity, clackity, click, and clack.
"Kid! Turn that music down! I can't concentrate on Ninmu and Neko's affair with that racket!"
This was going to be a loooooong flight.
~~~@~~~
About two hours later is when I thought I was going to lose my mind. Goten and Chibi were having 'silent' thumb wars, Trunks and Gohan were discussing something smart and the drink cart never made it past Goku's row. But that wasn't what was making me insane, the "NO! That account is too valuable! Do a 6^72 to the gala account", the clickity of her keyboard and the fat man's labored breathing every time her reached a 'heavy' part in his book were really getting to me.
"Excuse me miss, can I get you anything to drink?" I looked up at the smiling flight attendant.
"A LARGE Mountain Dew, please." I stressed.
"Right away!" I watched as the flight attendant filled a very large cup up with the fizzing yellowish green liquid. When she handed it to me I drank most of it up and sighed happily. "Refill?"
"Please!" You all have NO idea how addicted I am to this stuff. I watched the attendant fill up my cup and hand it back to me, I smiled in thanks. I leaned back in my seat and closed my eyes.
"NO FAIR TRUNKS!"
GAH! My eyes flew open as Goten screamed in my ear.
"Hey you kids! Knock it off!" The fat man bellowed.
"CHIBI! GOTEN!" I yelled sternly. "Trunks play your game, Goten play yours!" I ordered.
The fat man glared at me and I gave him an icy glare right back. He turned back to his book. Trunks looked down at me and smiled. "You control those kids better than any of my parents." He laughed.
"Years of practice with my own little spore." I thought back to when Chibiusa was staying with me.
The peace lasted for about twenty minutes.
"DUDE! GOTEN! LOOK! I'm on level 87!" Chibi Trunks squealed and turned around to show Goten.
"Wow! I didn't even know it went that high!" Goten gazed in amazement.
"Check it out!" Chibi showed him the screen.
"Excuse me, I'm trying to have an important conversation!" The business lady glared at Chibi Trunks.
"Yeah, and I'm trying to read." The fat man barged in.
"THAT'S IT!" I roared. Everyone around me stared at me in shock. "Chibi, you can have my seat, now is everyone HAPPY?" I seethed at the fat man and the businesswoman. They nodded.
Chibi and I switched seats and I settled into mine. I glanced down at the armrest and almost puked. The fat man's fat was jiggling like Jell-O and looked nauseating. It was almost mesmerizing. I forced myself to look out the window at. the ocean.
After three minutes the ocean became very boring. The same old blue ocean, every now and then there would be an island, but nothing exciting. Blue ocean, a deep blue ocean. a deep blue pacific ocean! Can you tell I'm bored?
".No, no, no! The theta account is on a rise at 8.4.4! Inu, it would only hurt us! The 4.88 at the C5 230 would only bring us up 4.1! We need at 4.101! Yes, the .001 makes a huge amount of difference."
Click clack click clackity clickity, clack, click, click, click.
I was slowly going insane. No, sorry, I was turning into a deranged, daft, frenzied, crazed, non compos mentis, stark raving mad woman! And not to mention a head ache the size of the moon!
"No! Yasai! Don't kill Neko! She didn't do it! She loves you!" I turned to the fat man who was rapidly reading the page. Tears were streaming from his eyes and dripping onto his suit.
This is when I snapped. I was tired, insane and had a headache, overall, once pissed off Moon Princess. I turned to the fat man and gave him the deadliest stare I was possible of. He looked up to see my eyes burning into his. "Are you alright?" He asked glancing at me nervously.
"Look you fat tub of perverted lard, I have had it with your labored breathing and comments on your book! And YOU Miss 8.4! I think YOU are disturbing the entire damn plane!" Trunks, Chibi, and Goten stared at me in shock.
"Flight attendant, can I get a new seat?" The fat man asked.
"Me too." The Business lady looked at me like I was crazy. The flight attendant nodded and relocated them immediately.
"DUDE!" Chibi yelled hopping over the seat plopping next to me.
"That was awesome!" Goten called following Chibi. I smiled down at the two rascals.
"Now you two can sit next to each other and Trunks and I can sit next to each other!" I told them standing up and walking back to my original seat.
Chibi and Goten high-fived each other and pulled out their gameboy advances and hooked them up to do Smash Brothers.
Trunks smiled down at me and wrapped his arm around my shoulder. I snuggled up against him a prepared for a nap.
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About two hours later I was awake and filing my nails, still leaning against Trunks of course.
"Usagi?" I looked into the aisle to see Chibi and Goten's smiling faces.
I raised an eyebrow; those smiles could mean death. "Yes?" I asked.
"Can we go to the bathroom?" They asked with big smiles.
It's the bathroom, what could go wrong? "Sure." I replied. After babysitting them several times you'd think I'd learn about saying yes when they have those smiles. "No spiders!" I called after them.
Trunks chuckled down at me. "No spiders?"
"You can never be to careful around those two." I replied. He smiled and gave me a small kiss on the lips.
Ten minutes passed and Chibi and Goten still weren't back.
"Trunks, do you think we should look for them?" I asked getting a bit worried. I can't imagine what Bulma and Chichi would do if they heard I lost their sons, but I know it would be ugly. Very ugly.
"Give them a few more minutes." Trunks replied.
We have them fifteen more minutes and still no sign of them. It's an airplane! You can't get lost on an airplane! I think.
I stood up with Trunks right behind me and we walked down the aisle. Goku and Chichi were sleeping, Bulma was reading and Vegeta was meditating as we walked by them. We made our way to the bathroom looking in every row along the way. It was a very large plane and didn't have many people on it. As we passed the fat man and business lady they visibly cringed.
As we neared the back of the plane we heard a faint thump sound. It grew as we approached the back of the plane. Trunks and I stood in the back in front of the six bathroom doors. One of them was vibrating with each thump.
"It's either Goten and Chibi or a couple having a good ole' time in the bathroom." Trunks reasoned.
"Trunks!" I laughed. I leaned up against the door trying to listen for moans to see if it really was a couple having a good ole' time in the bathroom.
Silence. Well, no moans. "Chibi? Goten?" I called through the door.
"USAGI!" I heard Chibi cry through the door.
"Chibi? Why are you in the bathroom still?"
"We're locked in!" Goten yelled.
Trunks started laughing behind me. "Locked in? How do you get locked in?"
"I dunno, we were flushing things down the toilet to see if they would fall out of the plane and then the door wouldn't open and we can't force it open!" Chibi called through the door. He sounded embarrassed.
"Let me open it." Trunks smiled stepping up to the door. I stepped out of the way and watched. Trunks grabbed the door and pulled. He frowned and pulled harder. He then took the door and yanked it with all his might and still it wouldn't budge. I frowned also. Why wouldn't it open?
"let me try." I kneeled in front of the door. I took a bobby pen out of one of my odangos and stuck it in the lock.
"Where did you learn to pick a lock?" Trunks asked leaning over me.
"Minako." If trunks only knew the things I learned from Minako.
We heard a click and I tried to open the door. It still wouldn't budge.
"Let me try again." Trunks said gripping the door handle with all his might. He grunted and yanked as hard as he could. The whole door came lose and he flew backwards into another bathroom. Chibi and Goten peered out of the bathroom down at Trunks.
I looked at the doorframe and noticed a sticky substance. I narrowed my eyes and touched it lightly. It was very sticky and I almost got trapped in it.
"Chibi? Goten? What is this stuff?" I asked.
Chibi eyed the frame. "Goten! I told you to put that stuff on AFTER we got OUT of the bathroom!" Chibi cried.
Goten laughed. "oops?"
Trunks sat up and groaned. "Not mom's heavy durable glue that she uses to repair the gravity room after Vegeta trains in it." He moaned.
"That's the stuff." Goten nodded.
"What in the world?" I looked up to see a flight attendant looking at the door in shock. "Airplane doors, they sure don't make them like they use to." I laughed and ushered the two troublemakers back to their seats followed by Trunks. The flight attendant just stared in shock at the door at her feet.
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the flight was uneventful after that until we arrived in Mexico City. The hotel room. The power. My BRAS! But that's a story for next week.
~TO BE CONTINUED~
I would put author's notes but I'm on a schedule and Babyserenity is about to scold me! Go! Fight! Write! .
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