The True Meaning of a Hufflepuff
Disclaimer: We don't own Harry Potter (but we wish we did!)
Me and my friends are high on NesTea (I know, I know pretty gay! But hell, it's legal and it sure gives quite a kick!) anywayz, to the story….Kinda boring at the beginning but it gets way funnier…………..well dats what we think…o_o
As you know, the most common drug at Hogwarts is the magic mushroom. But, fortunately after some undercover work at Hogwarts with our trusty friends (Harry, Ron and Hermione) we were able to discover a long hidden truth about Hogwarts, The Hufflepuffs and the real story about drug abuse at Hogwarts….
It was late one night when Harry and friends showed up at our cottage with their hard earned information and samples of a mysterious drug found in a small cult-like common room underneath hogwarts. After some studying we discover the drug was….HUFFLEPUFFER!!!!!!!!! Yes, it is a sad truth. Helga Hufflepuff was a junkie. A good, kind one, but a junkie none the less. This is how she got the other founders of Hogwarts to give her own house. By giving them her own, magical drug. Unfortunate it created a cult among Hogwarts students; greater than that of the magic mushrooms…this is their story:
Harry and friends, undercover were investigating the cult of the Huffle puffers. Upon discovering this renound cult they were tempted by Puff N Get High, they decided to try this mysterious drug…Uh-Oh…
Ron -"Harry? Hermione? Where are you two?" Ron stumbled around the dimly lit cult common room. Strange giggling and kissy noises from a dark corner Ron stumbles over to the corner, (falling over large bongs, pipes and joints) to discover Harry and Herimone making out like horny rabbits.
Harry & Hermione- "Ron!" (Okay their embarrassed, that's all they can think of to say)
Ron- (clutching his heart) " BLOODY HELL!!!!, I WANTED TO SCREW HERMIONE! You always get the good stuff Harry!"
Hermione (the sick sex-crazy perv she is smiles,) Well, Ron, you can still do that….
Harry & Ron- WHAT!!!
Herimone- We can well, you know…
Harry- AWWW! HELL NO! turns to Ron as he stumbles over a small white tube
Ron- What the bloody hell is this? lifting up the small tube
Harry- Oh, Hermione dropped her chapstick
Hermione & Ron- Uh…well actually it's cock-grease for our late-night escapades…
Harry raises an eyebrow, clueless
Herimone- Ah, well Harry you know, I suck Ron's…
Harry- Okay! I get it!
Hermione- So guys you wanna try what I suggested or not?
Harry & Ron- Well….Okay
1 Meanwhile at Sirius's Place …
"Oh, Severus…Ah, maybe we should go back to the castle.
"I'm gonna kill you for forgetting the beer!!!, Reamus and I were counting on you1 We got the big screen and the strippers! What's dumbledore gonna say when he gets here? This is gonna be one crappy Super Quidditch Bowl party!…Oooooooooooh Serverus stop! Getting feisty now aren't we?"
2 Okay, DEFINATLEY, not a good time to be here…
3 Back at Hogwarts…
Hermione-" Oh, Ron! Oh Harry! Yes! Yes! Yes! More! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!"
Harry & Ron- HOLY CRAP!!!…. This wall sure was thick." They put away their wands and stare destroyed vault in front of them, which houses huge piles HUFFLEPUFF.
ALL Together- "YES! MORE HUFFLEPUFF! LETS GET smoking!"
Harry & Ron- "…and then you can ask us about a threesome again Hermione"
Hermione- "Ewwwwwwww! You guys thought I was suggesting a threesome? NASTY! I meant that Ron could make out with me instead…and the thing about sucking Ron's Acid-Pop was about the time Ron and I used the
corkgrease to open the door of the candy vault in Filtch's office…"
Harry & Ron- blush. "Oh. We knew that…"
Disclaimer: We don't own Harry Potter (but we wish we did!)
Me and my friends are high on NesTea (I know, I know pretty gay! But hell, it's legal and it sure gives quite a kick!) anywayz, to the story….Kinda boring at the beginning but it gets way funnier…………..well dats what we think…o_o
As you know, the most common drug at Hogwarts is the magic mushroom. But, fortunately after some undercover work at Hogwarts with our trusty friends (Harry, Ron and Hermione) we were able to discover a long hidden truth about Hogwarts, The Hufflepuffs and the real story about drug abuse at Hogwarts….
It was late one night when Harry and friends showed up at our cottage with their hard earned information and samples of a mysterious drug found in a small cult-like common room underneath hogwarts. After some studying we discover the drug was….HUFFLEPUFFER!!!!!!!!! Yes, it is a sad truth. Helga Hufflepuff was a junkie. A good, kind one, but a junkie none the less. This is how she got the other founders of Hogwarts to give her own house. By giving them her own, magical drug. Unfortunate it created a cult among Hogwarts students; greater than that of the magic mushrooms…this is their story:
Harry and friends, undercover were investigating the cult of the Huffle puffers. Upon discovering this renound cult they were tempted by Puff N Get High, they decided to try this mysterious drug…Uh-Oh…
Ron -"Harry? Hermione? Where are you two?" Ron stumbled around the dimly lit cult common room. Strange giggling and kissy noises from a dark corner Ron stumbles over to the corner, (falling over large bongs, pipes and joints) to discover Harry and Herimone making out like horny rabbits.
Harry & Hermione- "Ron!" (Okay their embarrassed, that's all they can think of to say)
Ron- (clutching his heart) " BLOODY HELL!!!!, I WANTED TO SCREW HERMIONE! You always get the good stuff Harry!"
Hermione (the sick sex-crazy perv she is smiles,) Well, Ron, you can still do that….
Harry & Ron- WHAT!!!
Herimone- We can well, you know…
Harry- AWWW! HELL NO! turns to Ron as he stumbles over a small white tube
Ron- What the bloody hell is this? lifting up the small tube
Harry- Oh, Hermione dropped her chapstick
Hermione & Ron- Uh…well actually it's cock-grease for our late-night escapades…
Harry raises an eyebrow, clueless
Herimone- Ah, well Harry you know, I suck Ron's…
Harry- Okay! I get it!
Hermione- So guys you wanna try what I suggested or not?
Harry & Ron- Well….Okay
1 Meanwhile at Sirius's Place …
"Oh, Severus…Ah, maybe we should go back to the castle.
"I'm gonna kill you for forgetting the beer!!!, Reamus and I were counting on you1 We got the big screen and the strippers! What's dumbledore gonna say when he gets here? This is gonna be one crappy Super Quidditch Bowl party!…Oooooooooooh Serverus stop! Getting feisty now aren't we?"
2 Okay, DEFINATLEY, not a good time to be here…
3 Back at Hogwarts…
Hermione-" Oh, Ron! Oh Harry! Yes! Yes! Yes! More! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!"
Harry & Ron- HOLY CRAP!!!…. This wall sure was thick." They put away their wands and stare destroyed vault in front of them, which houses huge piles HUFFLEPUFF.
ALL Together- "YES! MORE HUFFLEPUFF! LETS GET smoking!"
Harry & Ron- "…and then you can ask us about a threesome again Hermione"
Hermione- "Ewwwwwwww! You guys thought I was suggesting a threesome? NASTY! I meant that Ron could make out with me instead…and the thing about sucking Ron's Acid-Pop was about the time Ron and I used the
corkgrease to open the door of the candy vault in Filtch's office…"
Harry & Ron- blush. "Oh. We knew that…"