Written With:

Ron Weasley

Have you ever sat down ready to write a story, but nothing came out? Sadly, this is one of those times. So I am apologizing right now... I'm sorry.

P.S. Ron Weasley helped write this.

Ron walked into the library looking for Hermione, who was no doubt, doing her essays for for homework.

*Ahem* Why do I always have to walk in?
Excuse me? Who are you and what are you doing in my fanfic?
I am here to fix the story.
And what gives *you* the right to fix my stories?
You fanfic writers always write stories wrong. Especially when it comes to me.
Again I ask... You are?
*sigh* Ron Weasley, you dope.
Excuse me?!
Sorry- anyways, back to the story. Why do I always have to walk into the library? Why can't I already be there?
*sighs* Fine, whatever.

An *extremley* annoying Ron Weasley looked up from doing his homework- Whoa! To far! Change it! Reading a copy of 'Quidditch through the ages when he saw Hermione walk in with too many books for a girl her size.

Yeah right.
Hey, it's my story so shut up.
*Shutting up*
As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted-
Aww- and I thought you loved me.
Not now- she does.
Who?
Hermione.
Really?! Uhm- I mean er- NO!
You're funny.
*sulks*
Ohh- Ronnie puchetos!

...Hermione walk in with too many books for a girl her size to carry. Although Ron didn't want to leave the book {he was on the part about the Chudley Cannons} Woo-hoo! He went to help his girl-friend.
Hey! Watch it!
You twit, that means she a friend that's a girl.
Still, I don't like it.
Shut up and let me write.
Fine.

...he went to help his friend that was a girl, better, "Hey Herm, need help?" Wait, problem.
*sighs* What now?
One, I never call her Herm.
What do you call her then?
*shrug* 'Mione of course. Number two, I wouldn't be nice to her like that, it takes all the fun out of it. *grins*
You're so mean to her... Fine, hows this:

"Got enough books there 'Mione?"
"Unless you're offering to help, get out of the way."
"Just trying to start a friendly conversation." He said-

You're funny.
This is going to be about the third time I'm telling you to shut up.
Funnier then the other writters.
*Is on the verge of slapping Ron, no matter how cute he is he gets annoying.*
*Backs away slowly*

"...trying to start a friendly conversation." He said with a Gred &Forge like grin. Gred&Forge?
"I'm sure," she said rolling her eyes. She dumped her books on the nearest table, Hmm, dumping books- good idea. "What are you doing in the library anyways?"
"Reading" Hermione laughed. Hey! "Hey!" He shouted. I read! "I read!" At this Hermione laughed even more. Not Nice. He started to pout, I do not pout! "You're funny Ron, that's why I like you." She pinched his cheek and sat down.

Yeah, you're funny too but looks aren't everything.
*Throws book at Ron*
Ow- but that is such a Hermione thing to do...
What, throwing books at you?
No, well- nevermind...
What is that I hear in your voice?
What?
You like her don't you! And she does that to you!
...
You do!
*mumbles*
What was that?
I said shut up.
*Nods and smiles*

Thank you! That's part one- hilarious isnt it? LoL I ahd fun writing it! Wait till next chapter of: Written With... Hermione Granger!

~Taya J Weasley