Written With:

Draco Malfoy

Okay, there's no one elft to bug me now, how about we see if we can finish the story shall we?
But I swear if Harry Potter comes this story is going to the trash.

Ron stopped outside the library and thought for a moment-
I agree with the mudblodd, Weasley thinking isn't a good thing.
*mumbles* shit not another one. *Yells* WHO LET THE MORON IN?!
You should bow to me you worthless Muggle.
Pshaw to you.
Worthless piece of c*ap
If you don't like me leave- actually, I don't like you, leave anyways.
Make me.
Great come back Dorko-
My names Dra- oh, I get it.
*mumbles* Moron...
What it or I'll hex you.
You can't stupid, this is a story.
Really?
*rolls eyes* No, but you can't hex me anyways.
Drat.
What are you doing here anyways?
I got bored making fun of Potty boy so I found you.
You mean Pothead?
Yeah, you don't like him either?
Of course not.
Hmm-
Never really did like him... Stupid scar boy.
What about that mudblood Granger? *hopeful look*
*Shrug* She's okay I guess.
And that poor Weasley boy? With his hand me down robes, no money and-
DON'T YOU DARE DISS RON WEASLEY! I WILL KICK YOU A*S!!!
*silent*
*Ahem* Now, rules... Let me write but stop me if something's wrong. I don't know how you would know if it's right or not-
*Opens mouth*
Shutup!
...
Also, don't insult Ron.
*frowns*
And don't call Hermione Mudblood, Granger will do.
Fine.
Can I start my story now?
No.
Why not?
Because you're evil.
Says you, you piece of cr*p
Ooh! You said crap! Ooh, I said crap! I said crap again!
Shut up Draco.
Im touched, you used my first name.
I just knew it'd shut you up.
You don't like me? You should.
No- you make fun of Ron.
Oh-
Exactly- now let me write now.

...thought for a moment. After debating the pros and cons, he marched back in and walked to the table where Hermione was sitting.

Let me guess, library.
Yes.
She practically lives in there...
Right, now quiet you.

"Mione, can I ask you something?" He asked sitting down across from her. She looked up at him,
"Of course," she said as she put down her quill.

Er-
What now?
They're going to get mushy-lovey-dovey aren't they?
Sorta,
Rats-
I thought you'd love to pry into their lives.
Yes- but I would like to keep my lunch in my stomach while doing so.
O0o0o0oic
What?
Oh I see.
See what?
*shakes head* Never mind.
Okay I guess.
Are you going to leave sine you don't want to read this?
No.
Why not?
Because the stories finished! *evil laugh* MWAHAHAHA! END!

Well, that was sorta strange wasn't it? I thought so. Anyways- one last chapter.... Written With:.....wait for it................ALL OF THEE ABOVE! Well, then the last chapter is the actual story, cool huh? Now go review!