Written With:
Ron, Hermione & Draco Malfoy

"Of course," she said as she put down her quill.

I would stop homework for...?
That's not nice.
You're both here... That's bad.
Oy- all three of you?!

Well-
Isn't this going to be fun?
You need a life Weasley.
I think you need to sort yourselves out. Who's who?

Hermione.
Ron.
Draco.
Good. I'm the Author if you didn't know.

Oh yes, I remember now... How did I get back here?
You followed me.
Why would she do that?
Are you guys going to let me finish the story?

Do we have a choice?
Ron, be nice.
Touching.
Shut up.
Shut up.
This is going to get confusing not isn't it?

"Well, er-" All of Ron's confidence fled for it's life the second he opened his mouth.

That's not true. I have plenty of confidence.
Ha.
Shut up Malfoy.

...mouth.
You know his mouth could be opened for a lot of other reasons.
This is 4th time we're telling you shut up.
Since when do I listen to you?
You don't but you should listen to me.
Really now.

Just then Draco Malfoy walked in with his goons to start trouble, when from out of nowhere, Agent Anne sprang from behind the bookshelves and cursed him... He was now dead.

Drat.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
I think I'm just going to keep to my little corner here.
You do that Mud-
Don't you dare finish that sentence you piece of Sh-
Ron!
Blood-
You piece of sh*t! How dare you!
...
What're you gonna do about it worthless di-
HOLD IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

...
...
...
Thank you. Now, I've told you all before, don't diss Ron. *Sees Ron open mouth* Save it. Now, will you let me finish my writings? Please?!

...mouth. Hermione looked at him skeptically,
"Are you okay Ron? You look a little pale." She said looking him over a few times.
"Uh,- I'm fine." He squeaked.

I don't squeak.

He said feeling his blush start up his face.

Definitely a Ron trait.
*mock-glare*
*grins innocently*
Oh brother...

...his face. What made him want to comeback to tell her was beyond him-

Actually it was Hermione, say *Thank you* Ron.
*raises eyebrows* 'Mione?
*heh...heh...* Shut up Author....
Not nice, but I need to finish the story any ways.

...him- but he decided it might as well be done any ways...
"'Mione, I need to tell you for a long time that-"

JUST THEN DRACO WAS ALIVE AGAIN AND KILLED THEM BEFORE THEY COULD ANNOUNCE THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER.
...
...
Okay, even the Author didn't like that.

"Wait!" Malfoy was once alive and kicking and ran over to the table where the two sat. "Hermione, I need to tell you that I love you even though I make fun you and-"
**BAM** Ron punched Malfoy in the nose without thinking twice.
"I'm supposed to tell her that!" He paused and his blush turned a deep beet red. "Oops..."

Why did you have to say that I lo-lo-lov... I can't even say it!
Shut up Dorco.
Continue Author.
*Grins*

"Oops..." Hermione was shocked, and it showed on her face.
"Are you... Are you serious?" Ron dropped his hands into his folded arms on the table.
"God, I'm stupid..."

I concur.
Shut up.
*Grins like an idiot*
You are an id-
Shut up Dorco.

"...stupid..." Ron mumbled. He didn't lift his head off the table, afraid to see Hermione's expression.
"Ron-" she said, "Ron, lift up your head." Slowly he did, with his eyes shut tight and face contorted.

Is she going to curse him?
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!

...contorted. "Please, just make it a fast spell- don't make it hurt... Right in the chest if you don't mind." Ron pleaded eyes still shut tight. He heard Hermione hold back a giggle, which as really unlike Hermione.

I've heard her giggle, quite amusing actually.
*Whaps Ron*
*Rubs spot where hit* Ow.

...Hermione.
"Ron, I'm *not* going to hurt you."

Damn.
Draco Malfoy- if you do not shut up I will-
*shutting up*

"...you." Ron opened one eye slowly.
"Promise?"
"Of course I promise." Ron opened both eyes and looked at Hermione, who was surprisingly grinning.

Why wouldn't she be? I mean, I'm me.
*Rolls eyes* Oh yes-
You know you love him.
...
...

...grinning. Ron took this as a good sign and relaxed- a bit.
"So erm-" Hermione looked at him with an unusual dopy grin on her face.

Is that something new?
I say after the story is done we jump him.
*whispers to author* Or just tell Ron he called me Mudblood.
Good idea... Very good idea.

...her face. Ron squinted at her, "Are you *trying* to make this hard for me?" She slowly nodded.
"Where would be the fun if I didn't?"
"Hermione, I know this isn't like me to tell you straight out- but you won't shut up about it if I don't say it like this: I love you."

How sweet.
Was that sarcasm?
Uhm- of course! I mean...
Aww, big-bad-Malfoy is nothing but a softy.
Awww!
Shut up. *mumbles*

"I love you too Ron." Just then Harry Potter burst in the library.

I thought you dind't like Pothead.
I don't, I just need to add this...
Will it be bad for scarhead?
Yes.
Then you may continue.
Thank you for your un-needed approval.
You're welcome. *ahem* the story?
Right.

...library. He seemed out of breath, and sat next to Ron.
"Did I miss anything?" He received two glares from his best friends. "Whoa- interrupting a moment, will be back..." He saw the looks on their faces, "or not."

And that has what to do with our story?
You like this don't you.
....
Hermione?
Sure why not.
*blushes*

"...or not." And he went to the back section of the library.
"Ron," Hermione called his attention back, "I love you too." Normally two would kiss after such a proclamation, but not these two, not after what they heard. What they heard was a soft moan from behind the bookshelves, one of a young girl-

WHAT?!
Huh?!
Whoa!

...girl- a young Weasley girl to be exact.

WHAT?!?!

...exact. Ron darted from his chair and ran behind the bookshelves where he saw a little too much then he needed to... He saw his little sister, and his best friend, snogging like there was no tomorrow.
"G*D D*MNED STUPID G*T!! YOU ARE A DEAD S*IT!" And with that, Ron was chasing after Harry Potter, wand in hand, for touching his little sister.
THE END!!!

What did you three think? Did you like the end?
You really don't like pothead do you?
I wouldn't mind Ginny going out with Harry.
I'm still shocked.

Well, I don't care if you'd like it or not...this was funny.
I like you... I really like you.
That was...odd...
I'm sitll scared of you.
Awww-thats bad.

But it wasn't the end! Before Ron could take off, Hermione grabbed Ron's collar.
"Don't I get a kiss?" And he quickly kissed her on the cheek and went to catch his *best* friend.

HAHAHA! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
Are you a Slytherin?
No, Gryffindor.
Drat.

Why do you hate Harry?
Good question.
I thought so.
Because... I like you more then him, and he always gets attention, I don't care if he is your best friend. You're better.

Looks like you ahve competition Granger.
*raises eye brows* Uhm- no.
*whew*
So are you two an item now or what?

...

Well-
Uhm-
You mean you didn't ask her? Even *I'm* not that dense.
And that's saying something.
Exact- hey.

'Mione,
Ron-
Will you- ya know, be my- erm- will you...
Will you be his bloody girlfriend?!
Yeah- what Dorco said.
Hey I just got you a girlfriend, and impossible task, so be happy.

So 'Mione, is that a yes?
OF COURSE! *grins*
*breaths* good- I'm glad.

Should we leave them alone or something?
I think so.
*Backs away slowly*
I'll talk to you later Author.
Oh hey- wanna help me write another fic?
About what?
Killing Scar boy.
I'd love to!
Great.

THE END