"Got enough books there 'Mione?"
"Unless you're offering to help, get out of the way."
"Just trying to start a friendly conversation." He said with a Gred &Forge like grin.
"I'm sure," she said rolling her eyes. She dumped her books on the nearest table "What are you doing in the library anyways?"
"Reading" Hermione laughed. "Hey!" He shouted. "I read!" At this Hermione laughed even more. He started to pout
"You're funny Ron, that's why I like you." She pinched his cheek and sat down.
Hermione was already knee deep in her books by the time Ron stopped galring at her for her last comment. He walked back to his table and picked up his book and got ready to leave. Before he walked out, he turned back to see hermione scribbling some notes on her parchment.
He slowly retreated out the door, shoulders sagging.
Ron stopped right outside the library door and thought for a moment, After debating the pros and cons, he marched back in and walked to the table where Hermione was sitting.
"Mione, can I ask you something?" He asked sitting down across from her. She looked up at him,
"Of course," she said as she put down her quill.
"Well, er-" All of Ron's confidence fled for it's life the second he opened his mouth. Just then Draco Malfoy walked in with his goons to start trouble, when from out of nowhere, Agent Anne sprang from behind the bookshelves and cursed him... He was now dead.
Hermione looked at him skeptically,
"Are you okay Ron? You look a little pale." She said looking him over a few times.
"Uh,- I'm fine." He squeaked.
He said feeling his blush start up his face, What made him want to comeback to tell her was beyond him- but he decided it might as well be done any ways...
"'Mione, I need to tell you for a long time that-"
"Wait!" Malfoy was once alive and kicking and ran over to the table where the two sat. "Hermione, I need to tell you that I love you even though I make fun you and-"
**BAM** Ron punched Malfoy in the nose without thinking twice.
"I'm supposed to tell her that!" He paused and his blush turned a deep beet red. "Oops..."
Hermione was shocked, and it showed on her face. "Are you... Are you serious?" Ron dropped his hands into his folded arms on the table.
"God, I'm stupid..." Ron mumbled. He didn't lift his head off the table, afraid to see Hermione's expression.
"Ron-" she said, "Ron, lift up your head." Slowly he did, with his eyes shut tight and face contorted.
"Please, just make it a fast spell- don't make it hurt... Right in the chest if you don't mind." Ron pleaded eyes still shut tight. He heard Hermione hold back a giggle, which as really unlike Hermione.
"Ron, I'm *not* going to hurt you." Ron opened one eye slowly.
"Promise?"
"Of course I promise." Ron opened both eyes and looked at Hermione, who was surprisingly grinning, Ron took this as a good sign and relaxed- a bit.
"So erm-" Hermione looked at him with an unusual dopy grin on her face. Ron squinted at her, "Are you *trying* to make this hard for me?" She slowly nodded.
"Where would be the fun if I didn't?"
"Hermione, I know this isn't like me to tell you straight out- but you won't shut up about it if I don't say it like this: I love you."
"I love you too Ron." Just then Harry Potter burst in the library. He seemed out of breath, and sat next to Ron.
"Did I miss anything?" He received two glares from his best friends. "Whoa- interrupting a moment, will be back..." He saw the looks on their faces, "or not." And he went to the back section of the library.
"Ron," Hermione called his attention back, "I love you too."
Normally two would kiss after such a proclamation, but not these two, not after what they heard. What they heard was a soft moan from behind the bookshelves, one of a young girl- a young Weasley girl to be exact. Ron darted from his chair and ran behind the bookshelves where he saw a little too much then he needed to... He saw his little sister, and his best friend, snogging like there was no tomorrow.
"G*D D*MNED STUPID G*T!! YOU ARE A DEAD S*IT!" And with that, Ron was chasing after Harry Potter, wand in hand, for touching his little sister.
THE END!!!
But it wasn't the end! Before Ron could take off, Hermione grabbed Ron's collar.
"Don't I get a kiss?" And he quickly kissed her on the cheek and went to catch his *best* friend.
THE END
Authors Note: Well, wasn't that fun? I might write another story like this, but I'm nots sure yet. I hope that you all liked it, even you flamers. And if you were wondering:
While running away from Ron, he dashed out into the corridoor to find a professor to make Ron stop, but he ran into Professor Snape.
"Professor, you have to help me! Ron is trying to kill me for snogging with Ginny!" Harry yelled grabbing Snape's cloak.
"Why, in the world, would I want to help you?" The color left Harry's face as he saw Snape pull out his wand, "good-bye.... Mr. Potter."
LoL, and THATS to all Harry Potter lovers... See, Ron *didn't* kill his best friend. Snape did, so pshaw to everyone who hated that! Thanks for reading! Now go and review!