Blind Dates: WWF
Style!
Author's Note: Well, here it is. The long
awaited second chapter. Actually,
it wasn't really long awaited but oh well. I
just felt like saying that
LoL. Anyways, in this chapter I used
SpiritStream17's idea of using Benoit
because Jericho pushed him into it. So a big
thanks to her. Alright now on
with the storie! This damned thing! I forget
it everytime! I don't own any
of these people and BLAH. Ok, NOW on with the
storie
Undertaker: Hi, its me, Undertaker and we are
back with another episode of
Blind Dates WWF Style!
Austin: Yup, and if you recall, it didn't go
so well for the pansies Edge
and Christian
Undertaker: So maybe our next contestants
will do better
Austin: Our male contestant is Chris Benoit
Undertaker: And our female contestant is
Stephanie McMahon Helmsley...Wait
a minute! Why is she here? She is with
Extremely Crappy Wrestling!
Austin: I know! She probably slept with the
director or something to get on
the show
Undertaker: Probably
Austin: She is a filthy trash bag 2 cent ho
Undertaker: Naw man, you're wrong
Austin: WHAT?!
Undertaker: Make that 1 cent
Austin: Jesus man! You scared me!
Undertaker: She probably already slept with
half the guys in the WWF
Director: Guys! We are running out of time!
Austin: Alrighty then, lets sit back, relax
and enjoy the show! *bell
rings* Damn bell..
*Shane McMahon walk in wearing a WCW/ECW
shirt on*
Shane: Hey hey hey! Hold the phone! I just
wanted to let all the viewers
out there know that you should enjoy this
episode because it will be the
last because this Sunday, WCW and ECW are
going to whoop WWF's ass! And
just to let you guys know, my sis is NO
LONGER a 2 cent ho! The price has
been raised to 5 cents so there!
Austin: Ya know, I think I have figured out a
way to make this bell useful
*wacks Shane in the head with the bell*
Undertaker: NOW, lets get on with the show
*Cut to Jericho and Benoit outside the
Friendly Tap talking*
Benoit: I am not
doing this!
Jericho: Come on
buddy! It'll be fine
Benoit: I can't go
through this, I mean what if she is like mean or ugly or something!
Jericho: If she
turns out like that, just call me and I will come and get you
Benoit: Alright,
well I better go in now before I change my mind
Jericho: Good luck
junior!
*Benoit walks in and
looks around for someone he knows. He can't find anyone so he is about to leave
until Stephanie walks right up to him*
Steph: Why hello
Christopher!
Benoit: Oh no! Don't
tell me!
Steph: Yes, I am
your date and just to let you know, you are paying
Benoit: Yeah, yeah.
*They sit down at the bar* So Stephanie, can I ask you something personal?
Steph: Oh! Of
course! You are much more of a gentleman than I expected! Ask away!
Benoit: Yeah, how
many men have you slept with?
Steph: Why do people
always ask me that?! *starts to cry* Sure I have slept with many men but don't
you think people would at least respect my privacy?
Benoit: Oh geeze. I
didn't mean to make you cry. C-c'mere *Hugs Stephanie*
Steph: And after I
sleep w-with a guy, he never calls again like he just wanted me for sex *cries
some more*
Benoit: Its okay.
Shh....want to play pool
Steph: O-okay *They
get up and start playing pool*
Benoit: So what
about Hunter?
Steph: Well I got
his mom to take care of his knee so I don't have to watch over the big baby
Benoit: Baby?
Steph: Yeah, every
time I put the creme on his so it will he heal faster, he cries for at least 10
minutes
Benoit: Oh, I see
Steph: Um, Chris?
Would you ever consider going out with a girl like me?
Benoit: To tell you
the truth...No, not really
Steph: Well, would
you ever consider sleeping with a girl like me?
Benoit: HELL YEAH!
Steph: Okay! Let's
go do it! *She drags him into the bathroom*
*1 hour later
Jericho is waiting for Benoit outside the Friendly Tap. Benoit walks out with
his shirt unbuttoned and hair ruffled*
Jericho: Holy Jesus!
Did you have sex?!
Benoit: Did I ever!
I think my new name should Tiger!
Jericho: It went
that well?
Benoit: Either I am
really good at sex or agrees with me a lot! *Grins*
Jericho: Yeah, ok I
didn't need to know that. So who was it?
Benoit: Are you
ready for this?
Jericho: This should
be good...
Benoit: Stephanie
McMahon!
Jericho: OH MY
GOD-*he faints*
Benoit: Buddy? Are
you ok? *Goes to Austin and Undertaker making weird faces*
Austin: Ew! That was
so gross!
Undertaker: I know,
and who would have thought that someone like Chris Benoit would have done that!
Austin: She must
have brainwashed him or something
Undertaker: Poor
Benoit. He's not gonna hear the end of this from Jericho *Debra and Sara walk
in wearing bikinis*
Debra and Sara: Hey
boys! *Austin and Undertaker's eyes pop out of their heads*
Debra: We just got
back from swimming
Sara: If you didn't
have this job than you could've came with us
Austin: DAMN THIS
CRAPPY JOB!
Undertaker: I know,
we don't even get paid that good
Debra: Well, we were
thinking of taking another dip-
Austin and
Undertaker: SORRY FOLKS GOT TO GO! *They leave with Sara and Debra*
Ok, sorry that was crappy guys. I couldn't thinkl of anything else. Hopefully the next chapter will be better *MUAH*