Blind
Dates: WWF Style!
A/N:
Hey guys! I'm back with another chapter. Hope ya like-DAMN IT!! The last couple
of chapters of my other stories but NOO…not this one! I don't own these
character and BLAH! You know the deal. So now, on with the story!
Undertaker:
Hey everybody! Its me Taker and-WHAT THE HELL! Where is that son of a bitch
Austin?
Director:
Uh, he just called in and said that the Alliance was more important than the
show so he is taking a leave of absence
Taker:
Oh well. At least I get the show all to myself now. So as I was saying-
Director:
Actually, studies show that viewers prefer 2 hosts so we found a replacement
host
Taker:
And who the hell would that be? It better be Sara or Kane!
Director:
Uh, close. Actually its…
Booker
T: CAN YOU DIG THIS SUCKA!!!
Taker:
Oh dear god in heaven…
Booker:
FINALLY! The Book had come back, to Blind Dates
Taker:
I hate to take a phrase from The Rock, but WHO in the blue hell hired him?
Director:
Well, we weren't going to hire him until he dazzled us with the Spinorooni
Taker:
The Spinorooni? He dazzled you with the Spinorooni? Please…
Booker:
The Book says, who in the blue hell is this jabroni?
Taker:
The hell?! You're calling me a jabroni? Please some one take me outta this hell
hold!
Booker:
I think you're just jealous of The Book, SUCKA!
Taker:
Of what?
Booker:
Of this! *Does the spinorooni* I'd like to see you do THAT sucka!
Taker:
Oh, who taught you that? Yo momma?
Booker:
You didn't just say that? TELL ME, he didn't just say that
Shane:
*magically appears* Oh he said it! *magically disappears*
Booker:
That's it! The 5 time WCW champion-
Taker:
Oh, that's something to be proud of
Booker:
As I was saying, the 5 time WCW champion is gonna kick you're roody poo candy
ass!
Taker:
I'd like to see you try boay!
Booker:
Just cause I don't have championship doesn't mean I don't have gold *hits
his gold tooth* DING!
Taker:
You're pathetic. Now, on with the show. Our female contestant is Jackie. Our
male contestant is Farooq
Booker:
Two WWF SUCKAS!!
Taker:
God, I never thought I would do this but…PLEASE AUSTIN! I AM BEGGING YOU! COME
BACK!
Booker:
Since this is gonna be boring I will tell you how I started my wrestling
career. It started out when my momma gave…
Taker:
*Put his head in his hands* Why me God! Why me!
*CUT
TO FAROOQ STANDING IN THE PARKING LOT WITH BRADSHAW*
Bradshaw:
Dude, finally at least one of us will have a babe
Farooq:
I know man. If she's hot, I might even pay for the beer
Bradshaw:
Only if she EXTRA hot, remember. We don't wanna be wasting our beer money on some
ugly chick
Farooq:
Yeah, no one's coming for protection any more
Bradshaw:
YOU might need it tonight though brotha! *they both laugh*
Farooq:
I gotta go in now man, if it goes bad, I'll see you tonight. If it goes good, I'll
see you tomorrow morning
Bradshaw:
Alright man. Just remember, if you have any left over beer, bring it with ya
Farooq:
*Nods, then walks into the bar* Now, where the hell is this chick?
Jackie:
*Sitting on bar stool counting money* You owe me five more bucks man. I
think you should just give up chugging contests
Man:
*drunkingly* Can I-hic- pay you-hic- tomorrow *Faints*
Jackie:
I guess you'll have to! Farooq! Aw, you must be my man for tonight
Farooq:
Or maybe all night
Jackie:
If you're that good. Up for a game of poker?
Farooq:
Hell yeah! *Takes cards out of pocket and deals them out* I'll bet a
beer. I got 2 pair
Jackie:
Ha! Three pair! Uh, bartender, he'd like to buy me a beer
Farooq:
Lucky hand! I'll get you this time, for 3 beers! *Deals cards* Ha! This
time I got three pair! Beat that!
Jackie:
Sorry Husky, I got a straight! That'll be another 3 beers he'd like to buy me
bartender!
Farooq:
Alright this time lets raise the stakes. Something more important then beer.
Jackie:
Whats more important than beer?
Farroq:
Sex!
Jackie:
But we both want sex, so whats the point
Farooq:
Damn! Never thought of that! I always love sex as long as its not at my place
Jackie:
Oh! I got it! If I win, we do it at you're place. If you win, we do it at my
place
Farooq:
Deal! *Deals out cards* Ha! You are so beat!
Jackie:
Yeah sure! I got one of the best hands
Jackie
and Farooq: FULL HOUSE!
Farooq:
Now what do we do?
Jackie:
We do it here
Farooq:
But there's people here
Jackie:
I got an idea. HEY EVERYBODY! FREE BEER ACROSS THE STREET!
Farooq:
*Starts heading to the door*
Jackie:
*Pulls him back and kisses him*
*CUT
TO NEXT MORNING*
Bradshaw:
Dude, I can't believe you nailed Jackie!
Farooq:
I know!
Bradshaw:
So did you bring any left over beer?
Farooq:
No, but Jackie said there was free beer across the street from the bar!
*CUT
TO A VERY ANNOYED UNDERTAKER AND A RAMBILING BOOKER T*
Booker:
But I knew that I couldn't give up so I decided that I would face Goldberg one
on one for the WCW champ-
Taker:
THAT'S IT! *gives Booker the last ride* Man, I should have done that
hours ago *Debra and Sara walk in*
Sara:
Hey baby *kisses Taker on the cheek*
Taker:
Hey Baby. Hey Debra
Debra:
Where is Steve?
Taker:
He quit
Debra:
HE WHAT!?
Taker:
yeah, he thinks now that he is in the Alliance, he is too good for the show
Debra:
Oh, he will be back
Taker:
THANKYOU GOD!
Alright,
so there's chapter three? How did you like it? Review this piece of crap and
tell me!