Disclaimer: Maybe I do own it…that'd be news to me! Well I'll just hope to
dig it up in my back yard. Oh and if I did own it I probably wouldn't be
here posting my own little stories about it would I? Same with Clue
Note: This takes place after all the books okay? But I just started the 3rd so some stuff might be wrong and some characters might be dead…I know Boromir is but I brought him back so it might not matter. But I don't even know if Frodo succeeds but I am assuming he does and I'll stop now.
Elrond was at first shocked to hear of the news that our favourite talker- to-trees was dead. Then he did one of those dramatic grieving scenes when you put the back of you hand to your head and stagger around.
"How did this happen?" He asked with a true Shakespearian look of grief.
"All that was found was an arrow, Lord." The servant said cocking an eyebrow at the Lord, who was making a fool of himself.
"Gather up all the guests! We must get to the bottom of this!"
***
So everybody, (well not everyone in like the entire world but y'know Gimli, Legolas, Frodo, Pippin, Merry, Boromir, Aragorn, Gandalf, Arwen, Sam, and Elrond) was all gathered in like the council area looking at each other and wondering why they were here.
"My esteemed guests," Elrond said standing up. "Now I'm not saying one of you did and ten of you did not kill Tom Bombadil."
There was a multitude of gasps which Elrond expected because he's read like a million mystery novels and knows there are always a time where everyone gasps amazed (its like the law or something.)
"But one of you did and ten of you did not kill Tom Bombadil!" He yelled trying to be all over powering.
"Um…didn't you just say you wouldn't say that?" Pippin asked with Merry nodding beside him.
Elrond carried on ignoring the comment. "Whoever committed this crime will… be greatly rewarded! And we'll have my daughter's hand in marriage!"
"Hey!" Aragorn and Arwen said in unison, standing up.
"Whoops…I mean they can…have an all the lembas they can eat and a great Volcano side property!"
They all "Ohhed" and "Ahhed" like they were watching one of those lame infomercials.
"Now who did it?" Elrond asked, naturally all the hands shot up.
"Hmm…well I'll have to go over the…clue." He said holding up the arrow.
"See its mine!" Legolas said standing up.
"Not so fast, my good Elf. The arrow was found beside the body and there were many holes in the body, so we have reason to believe Tom Bombadil was stabbed repeatedly with it. Elton said begging to sound like a Sherlock Homes-wannabe.
"Now we will re-enact the crime for I am too lazy to ask everyone of you where you were last night and then double check." (Also this is a Clue parody not a Law & Order Parody)
"Now into costumes!" He said clapping his hands. Servants came in and laid out the costumes on chairs and had each of their names placed on cards under their characters names.
***
Once everyone was in costume they all looked as follows:
Aragorn was wearing a green suit and had his hair combed (for once) and slicked back. His nametag read Mr.Vert.
Arwen was wearing a blue dress and a blue turban with a sapphire broach pinning a blue feather to it. Her nametag read Mrs. Bluejay.
Boromir was wearing a Turquoise suit, much like Aragorn's but he got a hat. His nametag said Dr.Turtle.
Frodo had a potato sack on with the word IDAHO written upside down. His nametag said Mr. Brown.
Sam has a little black and white maid's uniform on he also held a grey feather duster. His nametag said Ms. Snow.
Legolas had on a slinky red dress and high heels. His nametag read Miss. Crimson.
Gimli had an orange suit on too but refused to take off his helmet. His nametag said General Marmalade.
Merry was standing on Pippin's shoulders (costume department ran out) and had a neon pink trench coat on and they kept staggering back and forth. Their nametag read Mr. Fuchsia.
Gandalf had lavender kilt and a purple shirt on. His name said Professor McGrape.
And Elrond was wearing Sherlock Home's robe and slippers and has his pipe in his mouth and a violin under one arm.
"Now we can get down to business."
Note: This takes place after all the books okay? But I just started the 3rd so some stuff might be wrong and some characters might be dead…I know Boromir is but I brought him back so it might not matter. But I don't even know if Frodo succeeds but I am assuming he does and I'll stop now.
Elrond was at first shocked to hear of the news that our favourite talker- to-trees was dead. Then he did one of those dramatic grieving scenes when you put the back of you hand to your head and stagger around.
"How did this happen?" He asked with a true Shakespearian look of grief.
"All that was found was an arrow, Lord." The servant said cocking an eyebrow at the Lord, who was making a fool of himself.
"Gather up all the guests! We must get to the bottom of this!"
***
So everybody, (well not everyone in like the entire world but y'know Gimli, Legolas, Frodo, Pippin, Merry, Boromir, Aragorn, Gandalf, Arwen, Sam, and Elrond) was all gathered in like the council area looking at each other and wondering why they were here.
"My esteemed guests," Elrond said standing up. "Now I'm not saying one of you did and ten of you did not kill Tom Bombadil."
There was a multitude of gasps which Elrond expected because he's read like a million mystery novels and knows there are always a time where everyone gasps amazed (its like the law or something.)
"But one of you did and ten of you did not kill Tom Bombadil!" He yelled trying to be all over powering.
"Um…didn't you just say you wouldn't say that?" Pippin asked with Merry nodding beside him.
Elrond carried on ignoring the comment. "Whoever committed this crime will… be greatly rewarded! And we'll have my daughter's hand in marriage!"
"Hey!" Aragorn and Arwen said in unison, standing up.
"Whoops…I mean they can…have an all the lembas they can eat and a great Volcano side property!"
They all "Ohhed" and "Ahhed" like they were watching one of those lame infomercials.
"Now who did it?" Elrond asked, naturally all the hands shot up.
"Hmm…well I'll have to go over the…clue." He said holding up the arrow.
"See its mine!" Legolas said standing up.
"Not so fast, my good Elf. The arrow was found beside the body and there were many holes in the body, so we have reason to believe Tom Bombadil was stabbed repeatedly with it. Elton said begging to sound like a Sherlock Homes-wannabe.
"Now we will re-enact the crime for I am too lazy to ask everyone of you where you were last night and then double check." (Also this is a Clue parody not a Law & Order Parody)
"Now into costumes!" He said clapping his hands. Servants came in and laid out the costumes on chairs and had each of their names placed on cards under their characters names.
***
Once everyone was in costume they all looked as follows:
Aragorn was wearing a green suit and had his hair combed (for once) and slicked back. His nametag read Mr.Vert.
Arwen was wearing a blue dress and a blue turban with a sapphire broach pinning a blue feather to it. Her nametag read Mrs. Bluejay.
Boromir was wearing a Turquoise suit, much like Aragorn's but he got a hat. His nametag said Dr.Turtle.
Frodo had a potato sack on with the word IDAHO written upside down. His nametag said Mr. Brown.
Sam has a little black and white maid's uniform on he also held a grey feather duster. His nametag said Ms. Snow.
Legolas had on a slinky red dress and high heels. His nametag read Miss. Crimson.
Gimli had an orange suit on too but refused to take off his helmet. His nametag said General Marmalade.
Merry was standing on Pippin's shoulders (costume department ran out) and had a neon pink trench coat on and they kept staggering back and forth. Their nametag read Mr. Fuchsia.
Gandalf had lavender kilt and a purple shirt on. His name said Professor McGrape.
And Elrond was wearing Sherlock Home's robe and slippers and has his pipe in his mouth and a violin under one arm.
"Now we can get down to business."