Disclaimer: Well about 4 years back I was in jail and I had to trade the
papers saying I did own Clue and the Lord of the Rings for toilet paper,
damn you Bubba! Oh well I'm out (shhhhhh don't tell anyone) and you ain't!
Note: Some stuff is from the books and some is from the movies, but if you've only seen the movie then you wouldn't know who Tom Bombadil is so it's kind of pointless. And anything in brackets is my own thought.
"Why are half of us wearing dresses?" Legolas asked Elrond, obviously not happy about his roll in the re-enactment.
"Miss. Crimson don't get your pretty little head all in a tangle." Aragorn said using the cocky voice he used when he first met the hobbits in the inn.
At this Legolas began to check his hair for any tangle Aragorn was talking about.
"Well I think Master Frodo looks good." Sam said twirling in his dress.
"Well I'm not taking place unless Gimli wears a dress too!" Legolas said crossing his arms.
"What kind of dwarf would I be? Wearing a dress! My friend I would kill a thousand orcs for you but I would not get in a stupid dress for all the mithril in middle-earth." (What would a female dwarf look like?)
"I wore a blind fold for you! Among my own people!" Legolas whined.
"Oh come on daddy make Gimli wear the dress, I'm getting terribly bored." Arwen said filing her nails. "How does Saruman get them so long?"
"Sorry but when you're under the Homely House's roof, you wear the dress."
Gimli looked around trying to find someone to back him up. Frodo was asking Sam where Idaho was, Merry and Pippin were still staggering back and forth, Aragorn was Arwen's little puppet so he'd do whatever she wanted him to, Legolas was still pouting about the dress and how the shoes pinched, Elrond wanted the re-enactment to start, Boromir was deciding on a feather for his hat and Gandalf was bending his knees and commenting how much he liked his kilt and how he might buy one at the Gap in Rohan. (I couldn't resist)
"Fine the sooner we get this started the sooner it gets over with." Gimli grumbled knowing Legolas would probably over-power him with his weird elven strength.
"Follow me Master. Dwarf." A servant said bowing her head.
"Wait he gets another costume and we still have to share?" Merry said, still trying not to fall off of Pippin's shoulders.
"Well I'm going with a colour theme here we can't have two people in orange. "
"But we can have two in pink? What if one of us did it and the other didn't?" Pippin piped up from under the coat.
"Oh come on since you two were separated in Gondor you haven't left each other's sides." Boromir said finally choosing a turquoise feather. (There is a surprise.)
"I think that is sweet." Arwen said flapping her hand in front of her face, trying not to cry. (Crazy, emotional she-elf.)
"Oh come one I don't want to actually have to play this stupid game can't one of us just admit we did it?" Frodo said. (Ekk! Frodo might wreck the story)
"You can't boss us around, you don't have the ring anymore." Boromir reminded him. (Good old Bo-Bo I mean Boromir.)
"And besides I went to all this work. And I have a lot of free time."
Just then shouts were heard from behind a door.
"I'm not going out there." Gimli's voice rang out.
"Please sir, Lord Elrond insists you do." A servant said.
"I look lumpy! I want my armour!"
"I'm sorry Master Dwarf, but in order to find out who brought quiet to Rivendell we must play milord's game."
"Fine! I'm coming in! I'm not even going to tell you not to laugh because it's pointless."
He entered and was wearing a sleeveless dress, which was identical to Legolas' but Gimli's was shorter and was orange. His nametag now read "Lady Custard". He didn't have any high heels on but did have a wrap over his shoulders. He now had an orange bow in his beard and no longer had his helmet on.
As soon as everyone got a good look at him they laughed, chuckled, giggled, snorted, tittered, guffawed, snigger, chortled, cackled and hooted. (That's all my thesaurus would give me.)
"Alright let's actually start this thing." Elrond said as he whipped tears from his eyes.
"Gandalf please place the spell on them."
"What sort of spell?" Sam asked slightly worried.
"Oh just one that'll force you to do everything you did yesterday at the same time, in exactly the same way."
"Couldn't you just like place the spell on dolls or something?" Aragorn asked.
"No!" Was Elrond's curt reply. (Whew, was worried Id have to come up with a reason)
"But why?" Pippin asked. (Fool of a Took)
"It only works on living things." Gandalf explained.
"Alright let's get the show on the road!" Merry said.
And they finally started!
And this time I swear there will be no more delays.
Note: Some stuff is from the books and some is from the movies, but if you've only seen the movie then you wouldn't know who Tom Bombadil is so it's kind of pointless. And anything in brackets is my own thought.
"Why are half of us wearing dresses?" Legolas asked Elrond, obviously not happy about his roll in the re-enactment.
"Miss. Crimson don't get your pretty little head all in a tangle." Aragorn said using the cocky voice he used when he first met the hobbits in the inn.
At this Legolas began to check his hair for any tangle Aragorn was talking about.
"Well I think Master Frodo looks good." Sam said twirling in his dress.
"Well I'm not taking place unless Gimli wears a dress too!" Legolas said crossing his arms.
"What kind of dwarf would I be? Wearing a dress! My friend I would kill a thousand orcs for you but I would not get in a stupid dress for all the mithril in middle-earth." (What would a female dwarf look like?)
"I wore a blind fold for you! Among my own people!" Legolas whined.
"Oh come on daddy make Gimli wear the dress, I'm getting terribly bored." Arwen said filing her nails. "How does Saruman get them so long?"
"Sorry but when you're under the Homely House's roof, you wear the dress."
Gimli looked around trying to find someone to back him up. Frodo was asking Sam where Idaho was, Merry and Pippin were still staggering back and forth, Aragorn was Arwen's little puppet so he'd do whatever she wanted him to, Legolas was still pouting about the dress and how the shoes pinched, Elrond wanted the re-enactment to start, Boromir was deciding on a feather for his hat and Gandalf was bending his knees and commenting how much he liked his kilt and how he might buy one at the Gap in Rohan. (I couldn't resist)
"Fine the sooner we get this started the sooner it gets over with." Gimli grumbled knowing Legolas would probably over-power him with his weird elven strength.
"Follow me Master. Dwarf." A servant said bowing her head.
"Wait he gets another costume and we still have to share?" Merry said, still trying not to fall off of Pippin's shoulders.
"Well I'm going with a colour theme here we can't have two people in orange. "
"But we can have two in pink? What if one of us did it and the other didn't?" Pippin piped up from under the coat.
"Oh come on since you two were separated in Gondor you haven't left each other's sides." Boromir said finally choosing a turquoise feather. (There is a surprise.)
"I think that is sweet." Arwen said flapping her hand in front of her face, trying not to cry. (Crazy, emotional she-elf.)
"Oh come one I don't want to actually have to play this stupid game can't one of us just admit we did it?" Frodo said. (Ekk! Frodo might wreck the story)
"You can't boss us around, you don't have the ring anymore." Boromir reminded him. (Good old Bo-Bo I mean Boromir.)
"And besides I went to all this work. And I have a lot of free time."
Just then shouts were heard from behind a door.
"I'm not going out there." Gimli's voice rang out.
"Please sir, Lord Elrond insists you do." A servant said.
"I look lumpy! I want my armour!"
"I'm sorry Master Dwarf, but in order to find out who brought quiet to Rivendell we must play milord's game."
"Fine! I'm coming in! I'm not even going to tell you not to laugh because it's pointless."
He entered and was wearing a sleeveless dress, which was identical to Legolas' but Gimli's was shorter and was orange. His nametag now read "Lady Custard". He didn't have any high heels on but did have a wrap over his shoulders. He now had an orange bow in his beard and no longer had his helmet on.
As soon as everyone got a good look at him they laughed, chuckled, giggled, snorted, tittered, guffawed, snigger, chortled, cackled and hooted. (That's all my thesaurus would give me.)
"Alright let's actually start this thing." Elrond said as he whipped tears from his eyes.
"Gandalf please place the spell on them."
"What sort of spell?" Sam asked slightly worried.
"Oh just one that'll force you to do everything you did yesterday at the same time, in exactly the same way."
"Couldn't you just like place the spell on dolls or something?" Aragorn asked.
"No!" Was Elrond's curt reply. (Whew, was worried Id have to come up with a reason)
"But why?" Pippin asked. (Fool of a Took)
"It only works on living things." Gandalf explained.
"Alright let's get the show on the road!" Merry said.
And they finally started!
And this time I swear there will be no more delays.