Mua ha ha ha,

I am the lord and master of all that is within this story so, um. OK I was just rambling on but I could have ended that sentence really well. Anyway, so far this is my most popular fan fic (despite the fact I wrote the first chapter just to mess around with some ideas). Please, I beg of you, read my other stories. They need reviews to.

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Mario wakes up with a head ache. He could barely remember what he had done last night. He looked over to see peach laying next to him with her hair all messed up. He looked over even further to see Luigi laying next to peach. Then next to Luigi lay Toad! What the hell had they done last night? Mario decided he should take a shower. Who knows what he has on him after last night. After he took a shower he went downstairs to find a hobo laying on the table and a mountain of beer cans in the kitchen's corner. He walked forward. and stood in vomit!

Mario: OBCT, could you come here please?

OBCT appears in a puff of smoke

OBCT: What?

Mario: Can you send a crappy Sony character in here to clean this up?

OBCT: Yeah, sure.

OBCT brings Lara Croft there and puts her in a maids outfit.

Lara: Hey, how did I get here?

OBCT: Shut up bitch and start scrubbing!

Lara: Aren't you the author?

OBCT: Yes

Lara: Then how did you get in the story?

OBCT: SILENCE!!!

Lara: OK I'll scrub.

OBCT: Good. Now Mario, we have a situation.

Mario: I know, we're all out of Fruit Loops!

OBCT: No Mario, you have an assasin.

Mario: He He, you said ass

OBCT: Your quite dull, you know that, dull

Mario looks puzzled

OBCT: Don't worry, we are sending Agent Dark after the assassin

Mario: Who is the, um, asarin?

OBCT: Solid Snake.

Mario: Solid who?

OBCT: Exactly

OBCT looks around.

OBCT: I guess your gonna want to be alone for this

Mario: I can't remember last night but I'm sure it was horrible

OBCT: I'll spare you the details. OK, I best be off. Have to go and "brief" Agent Dark^_^

R+R please.