Welcome back to my most popular fic ever,
I've decided that I am going to start my updates with a nice new chapter of mario. Please read and review so I know that not everyone has forgotten about me.
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OBCT struts into the Carrington institute wearing a Bond Tuxedo and holding a Gold Falcon 2 Scope. He finds the weapons room, walks in and replaces then, in a puff of smoke, the targets turn into cardboard Crash Bandicoots. He then fires round after round into them until they are unrecognisable. A sexy, leather Joana Dark enters the room.
Joana: Nice shooting
OBCT: Thanks. Now lets skip the small talk and get down to business. Your Job is to go and make salsa out of solid snake. You will have help with this assignment in the form of another elite nintendo gun woman, Samus Aran.
Joana: Ive heard of her. She was mentioned in the reviews.
OBCT: Hey, your not supposed to read the reviews.
Joana: And why not?
Joana pulls out 2 AR34 Assault Rifles seamingly from nowhere.
OBCT: Ummmm... I'm not sure. Tell ya what, lets forget this ever happenned. Onto your mission. We want you to lay waste to Solid Snake and embarass Sony as much as possible along the way.
Joana: Doesnt sound to hard. By the way, dont you think you are being a little bit biased with this story.
OBCT: Well duh!!! Thats the point. Sheeeeeeesh.
OBCT: I best be off. You will rondezvous with Samus in 1 hour at Greyfox Headquaters.
OBCT dissapears in a puff of smoke and Joana leaves to meat with Samus.
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OBCT apears back at the Whitehouse where Lara is just finishing up her duties. Mario and Co and in the dining room trying to figure out what happened last night.
Mario: I hope for your sake, Toad, that the reason I smell of mushrooms is dinner!
Luigi: By the way, Toad, what the hell are you, a he or a she?
Toad: A lil from collum A and a lil from collum B
Everybody shudders violently. Mario notices OBCT.
Mario: OBCT, could you please explain what we did last night before we go crazy?
OBCT: OK but it wasn't pretty.
OBCT explains the entire story. By the end of it Peach has passed out and Luigi is vomiting.
Mario: Why you little, FUCKEN WEIRDO, PERVERTED, VOMIT INDUCING FUNGUS!!!!!!!
HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ME AND PEACH!!!!!!!
Toad: I swear it wasnt me.
Mario: I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario gets up and starts firing fire balls at Toad!
Toad: Help me OBCT! Please, I beg of you!
OBCT: Not until the next chapter.
OBCT starts laughing maniacally.
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So what did you think. I wont update until I have 5 reviews.
I've decided that I am going to start my updates with a nice new chapter of mario. Please read and review so I know that not everyone has forgotten about me.
=^=!!=^=
OBCT struts into the Carrington institute wearing a Bond Tuxedo and holding a Gold Falcon 2 Scope. He finds the weapons room, walks in and replaces then, in a puff of smoke, the targets turn into cardboard Crash Bandicoots. He then fires round after round into them until they are unrecognisable. A sexy, leather Joana Dark enters the room.
Joana: Nice shooting
OBCT: Thanks. Now lets skip the small talk and get down to business. Your Job is to go and make salsa out of solid snake. You will have help with this assignment in the form of another elite nintendo gun woman, Samus Aran.
Joana: Ive heard of her. She was mentioned in the reviews.
OBCT: Hey, your not supposed to read the reviews.
Joana: And why not?
Joana pulls out 2 AR34 Assault Rifles seamingly from nowhere.
OBCT: Ummmm... I'm not sure. Tell ya what, lets forget this ever happenned. Onto your mission. We want you to lay waste to Solid Snake and embarass Sony as much as possible along the way.
Joana: Doesnt sound to hard. By the way, dont you think you are being a little bit biased with this story.
OBCT: Well duh!!! Thats the point. Sheeeeeeesh.
OBCT: I best be off. You will rondezvous with Samus in 1 hour at Greyfox Headquaters.
OBCT dissapears in a puff of smoke and Joana leaves to meat with Samus.
=^=!!=^=
OBCT apears back at the Whitehouse where Lara is just finishing up her duties. Mario and Co and in the dining room trying to figure out what happened last night.
Mario: I hope for your sake, Toad, that the reason I smell of mushrooms is dinner!
Luigi: By the way, Toad, what the hell are you, a he or a she?
Toad: A lil from collum A and a lil from collum B
Everybody shudders violently. Mario notices OBCT.
Mario: OBCT, could you please explain what we did last night before we go crazy?
OBCT: OK but it wasn't pretty.
OBCT explains the entire story. By the end of it Peach has passed out and Luigi is vomiting.
Mario: Why you little, FUCKEN WEIRDO, PERVERTED, VOMIT INDUCING FUNGUS!!!!!!!
HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ME AND PEACH!!!!!!!
Toad: I swear it wasnt me.
Mario: I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario gets up and starts firing fire balls at Toad!
Toad: Help me OBCT! Please, I beg of you!
OBCT: Not until the next chapter.
OBCT starts laughing maniacally.
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So what did you think. I wont update until I have 5 reviews.