Infiltrators Of The WORST Kind
Author: Joyous Spring
Summary: The planet is in dire need of its worst enemy, water, and sends two Infiltrators, Lemei and the seemingly incompetent Xavier, to Earth, the only planet that seems to have more than enough of the precious resource.
Genre: Humor/Adventure
Rating: PG-13 [Adult humor, language, scientific reference]
Date Started- July 24, 2001
Date Completed-
Author's Note: This has absolutely nothing to do with the actual plot of the series "Invader ZIM". I wanted to try something different and have had this in my head for a long time. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: All characters were created by and © to Jhonen Vasquez, Nickelodeon Studios, and Viacom International, Inc. Lemei, Xavier, and any other related characters are © to myself. The following has been written simply in an act of fandom for others to enjoy. I do warn though, plot-stealing is unacceptable (note the dates I marked)-- I have several sources who will testify for me. Do I sound scary to you? Didn't think so…
Lemei looked around nervously as she was teleported inside the main Irken ship, clinging to her reports and notes, among other things she would use to showcase the planet she had been researching the past few days. She could only hope they would listen to her.
Inside the ship, she searched around, until she found a seemingly small line behind two large doors. She stood in back of the line, noting her surroundings. Most of the other Irkens in the line were considerably taller than her; she stood at 2'5" while the rest were, for the most part, over 3 feet tall. She was the only female there, but that didn't surprise her much. Suddenly, her name was called and the doors flung open. She stepped inside timidly and they shut behind her, blowing chilled air in her direction. She looked on to see the two Tallest seated in chairs, waiting impatiently. She stood frozen for a moment, violet-colored eyes still. She then talked herself out of it and began her presentation.
"Sirs," she said, saluting quickly. "Talk has come of the planet's water supply." She quickly pulled a small object out of her pack, and it opened up into a transparent, floating screen. "I, in my spare time, have been researching for the past few days, and I think I've found a planet where we can get an unlimited supply." A 3-dimensional image of Earth appeared on the screen. "Earth." Both leaders gasped when she said the name of the planet. They quickly turned around and began to discuss something, unknown to Lemei.
"What are we going to do now?" Red whispered hastily. "The only planet that we can get water from is the same planet where ZIM is.." Purple grimaced at the name of the incompetent Invader. It had been long since they had sent him there, and, aside from the occasional reports, he was not a problem any longer. At least, until now. Purple sighed.
"We're just going to have to send a few Infiltrators to another section of Earth," he proposed. Red blinked.
"A few?"
"Well, incase Zim should happen to find out. I mean, Infiltrators are much more experienced than any Invader. And, considering the danger in being on the same planet as he, I think two could handle him." Red nodded, and they turned back to the little Irken, her almond-shaped eyes showing confusion.
"It's agreed, then." Red announced. "You will be sent to Earth to find a source to the water there." Lemei grinned uncontrollably.
"Oh, thank you, my Tallest!" she exclaimed happily.
"Ah, but you won't be going alone." Purple pointed out. "We're sending another Infiltrator with you." Lemei scowled.
"Another? Please, my Tallest-- I think I can handle Earth by-" Red put a hand up, gesturing for her to be silent.
"You will report back here tomorrow at 0700, understand?" she sighed and saluted.
"Yes, sirs."