·Infiltrators Of The WORST Kind·
Author: Joyous Spring
Summary: The planet is in dire need of its worst enemy, water, and sends two Infiltrators, Lemei and the seemingly incompetent Xavier, to Earth, the only planet that seems to have more than enough of the precious resource.
Genre: Humor/Adventure
Rating: PG-13 [mature humor, language, reference]
Date Started: 24.7.2K1
Date Completed:
Author's Note: Well, it's time to meet the other Infiltrator after over 6 months of the mysterious hiatus. Hehee. Fans of Lenore will like this.
Disclaimer: All characters were created by and © to Jhonen Vasquez, Nickelodeon Studios, and Viacom International, Inc. Lemei, Xavier, and any other related characters are © to myself. The following has been written simply in an act of fandom for others to enjoy. I do warn though, plot-stealing is unacceptable (note the dates I marked)-- I have several sources who will testify for me. Do I sound scary to you? Didn't think so...
CHAPTER 3: Xavier
Lemei stepped into a large room, hoping the Tallest would forget about their appointment. Bitter thoughts entered her mind as she paced impatiently.
I don't see why I need a partner.. I'm much smarter than the others. Why the hell would I need one!? A slave would be okay, but another Infiltrator!?
Her thoughts were interrupted by the sound of doors opening and closing. She turned to the far wall, seeing the shadows of her leaders. She saluted respectfully, then proceeded to greet them. She stopped, however, recognizing a third shadow. Her expression narrowed, and she glared, as the third was pushed into the light. She stared, confused by him, at a loss for words.
He was nearly twice her height, to start off with, bearing the male version of the Infiltrator's uniform, which was blue in color. His eyes were sunken and glazed, a deep shade of blue, with a touch of insanity to them, or so it appeared. His antennae were normal, save for the left one being bent in several places, and his head was normal as well. He bore scars across the left side of his face, adding to his freakish atmosphere, and seemed to be positioned off-kiltered.. even drunk, for he was slouched and wobbled a bit. The thing that really took Lemei by surprise, however, was that he had only two fingers on his left hand, and the normal four on the other.
She shook her head in disbelief, as Purple pushed the pathetic figure before her. She looked up to him, annoyed with having to do so, and hastily stuck a hand out, expecting him to shake as a friendly gesture. Instead, to her surprise, he responded by screaming "BLOODY FUCK! DON'T TOUCH XAVIER!" and sat on the ground, staring up at her, the crazed look in his eyes intensified, pupils extremely shrunken. She blinked, confused and scared by his reaction, her hand still outstretched to gesture him. Finally, she came to her senses.
"Umm... who, or WHAT is Xavier?" the psychotic Irken didn't drift from her face for a second, staring.
"Xavier IS Xavier!" He screamed madly. The Tallest winced briefly. "Eh, well, his name is Xavier..." Purple explained. "He prefers to speak in third person most of the time, though..." Lemei could not believe that her leaders had picked an outcast to go with her on such a vital mission.
He must be trouble, she thought to herself bitterly. Why else would they want to send him away with me? A final sigh from her, and she bowed, signaling the departure of the two.. Or so she thought, as she reached to pull the crazed Irken from his spot on the floor. He screamed wildly the moment she touched him, and to avoid frightening viewers, let's just say in the end, he wound up inside her base bound in a straight jacket, as well as gagged.
NEXT TIME: "Lost"
Xavier wiggles his way out of his entanglements, but is quieted(at first) when Lemei offers him some Earth music, Japanese to be specific. Dancing and screaming along to the words, will he drive Lemei to insanity? One thing's for certain, and that's that once he spills one of her experiments over the control panel, it's sure to be a long, insanity-driven ride..
Author: Joyous Spring
Summary: The planet is in dire need of its worst enemy, water, and sends two Infiltrators, Lemei and the seemingly incompetent Xavier, to Earth, the only planet that seems to have more than enough of the precious resource.
Genre: Humor/Adventure
Rating: PG-13 [mature humor, language, reference]
Date Started: 24.7.2K1
Date Completed:
Author's Note: Well, it's time to meet the other Infiltrator after over 6 months of the mysterious hiatus. Hehee. Fans of Lenore will like this.
Disclaimer: All characters were created by and © to Jhonen Vasquez, Nickelodeon Studios, and Viacom International, Inc. Lemei, Xavier, and any other related characters are © to myself. The following has been written simply in an act of fandom for others to enjoy. I do warn though, plot-stealing is unacceptable (note the dates I marked)-- I have several sources who will testify for me. Do I sound scary to you? Didn't think so...
CHAPTER 3: Xavier
Lemei stepped into a large room, hoping the Tallest would forget about their appointment. Bitter thoughts entered her mind as she paced impatiently.
I don't see why I need a partner.. I'm much smarter than the others. Why the hell would I need one!? A slave would be okay, but another Infiltrator!?
Her thoughts were interrupted by the sound of doors opening and closing. She turned to the far wall, seeing the shadows of her leaders. She saluted respectfully, then proceeded to greet them. She stopped, however, recognizing a third shadow. Her expression narrowed, and she glared, as the third was pushed into the light. She stared, confused by him, at a loss for words.
He was nearly twice her height, to start off with, bearing the male version of the Infiltrator's uniform, which was blue in color. His eyes were sunken and glazed, a deep shade of blue, with a touch of insanity to them, or so it appeared. His antennae were normal, save for the left one being bent in several places, and his head was normal as well. He bore scars across the left side of his face, adding to his freakish atmosphere, and seemed to be positioned off-kiltered.. even drunk, for he was slouched and wobbled a bit. The thing that really took Lemei by surprise, however, was that he had only two fingers on his left hand, and the normal four on the other.
She shook her head in disbelief, as Purple pushed the pathetic figure before her. She looked up to him, annoyed with having to do so, and hastily stuck a hand out, expecting him to shake as a friendly gesture. Instead, to her surprise, he responded by screaming "BLOODY FUCK! DON'T TOUCH XAVIER!" and sat on the ground, staring up at her, the crazed look in his eyes intensified, pupils extremely shrunken. She blinked, confused and scared by his reaction, her hand still outstretched to gesture him. Finally, she came to her senses.
"Umm... who, or WHAT is Xavier?" the psychotic Irken didn't drift from her face for a second, staring.
"Xavier IS Xavier!" He screamed madly. The Tallest winced briefly. "Eh, well, his name is Xavier..." Purple explained. "He prefers to speak in third person most of the time, though..." Lemei could not believe that her leaders had picked an outcast to go with her on such a vital mission.
He must be trouble, she thought to herself bitterly. Why else would they want to send him away with me? A final sigh from her, and she bowed, signaling the departure of the two.. Or so she thought, as she reached to pull the crazed Irken from his spot on the floor. He screamed wildly the moment she touched him, and to avoid frightening viewers, let's just say in the end, he wound up inside her base bound in a straight jacket, as well as gagged.
NEXT TIME: "Lost"
Xavier wiggles his way out of his entanglements, but is quieted(at first) when Lemei offers him some Earth music, Japanese to be specific. Dancing and screaming along to the words, will he drive Lemei to insanity? One thing's for certain, and that's that once he spills one of her experiments over the control panel, it's sure to be a long, insanity-driven ride..