Sorceress Kitsune and I, well, we were discussing Ranma and his-uh-
alternate personality… And basically came up with a variety of situations
where that little curse/gift would a tad (Greatly exaggerated on that word,
of course) inconvenient…among other random insane things which I will
randomly insert Ranma in. Please don't flame; this is my first Ranma ½
Fic/thingy. ~_~0 sigh…
CONVERSATIONAL OUTCOMES…or… EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS^_^
Situation1: Ranma is currently in a boy form, at the beach, wearing swim trunks, and everybody wants him to participate in a race.
Everybody: COME ON! RACERACERACERACE (continues chanting)
Ranma/boy: FINE! JUST STOP CHANTING!
Everybody: Ok. Go on in the water… the waters just fine…
Ranma: *jumps in* NOOOOOOOOO!!! IT"S COLD-
~*POOF*~ *Ranma disappears in cloud of smoke*
Ranma/girl: Oh no….
Everybody: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! RANMA'S A-A-A… GIRL!
Akane: Ranma…*sniffle* how could…you…. *runs off sobbing*
Ok, I admit I don't know what happens when Ranma switches to his more feminine side, whether he disappears in a cloud of smoke, or it happens gradually, but please don't hurt me. (Yes, I am slightly insane)
Situation2: This has absolutely nothing to do with Ranma, but I'm gonna slip him/her in and hope my friends Ryven and Fox Lady don't read this.
Scene: Downhill street, policeman (fat) eating a donut. Suddenly, people start appearing, riding on scooters and using plungers to gain speed, (much like skiers) and wearing plungers on their heads with rolls of toilet paper waving along behind like a flag.
Policeman: *staring at donut* I gotta stop eating this stuff and get some help…
People w/plungers: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
*dogs with plunger helmets and all four paws on scooter go by*
Dogs w/plungers: WOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
Policeman: Hey! Hey you-stop that! That's illegal! *Grabs a scooter, and two plungers and goes after people w/plungers*
*a cardboard cutout of Ranma/girl type comes to life wearing a hot bikini*
Ranma/girl: *grabs scooter, plunger helmet, and two plungers* Wait for MEEEEEEE!!! *puts plunger helm on and goes after people w/plungers*
Everybody w/plungers: …….OH NO! LOOK OUT! IT"S A HOT TEA POT FULL OF HOT WATER!
Policeman: *stopped, panting* WHEEZE. I need to work out more…
Ranma/girl: AHHHHHHH! *runs into tea kettle, and hot water splashes all over*
*POOF*
Ranma/boy: AHHHHHH! I'm WEARING A BIKINI!!!!!
People w/plungers: AHHHHHHH!!! THE CARDBOARD GIRL IS REALLY A BOY! RUNNNNNNNN!
Policeman: You are under arrest for indecent clothing and being a cross gender.
Situation3: This isn't really a situation, but a discussion. I know Ranma was originally a boy, but what if He was gay, and he liked Ryoga, but he was also a girl, would he really be gay? I mean, same thing with Akane. He likes her, but he is also a girl, would he be gay? See what I'm getting at? And what if Akane fell into the Cursed pond of the drowned boy? And what if she liked both Ryoga AND Ranma, would she be gay? Or would it be justified because she was part girl?
Author: Ok, I found out how Ranma turns into his alter-side, so don't start writing off reviews that tell me how it happens. And I know Akane knows Ranma is part girl, so NO FLAMES
CONVERSATIONAL OUTCOMES…or… EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS^_^
Situation1: Ranma is currently in a boy form, at the beach, wearing swim trunks, and everybody wants him to participate in a race.
Everybody: COME ON! RACERACERACERACE (continues chanting)
Ranma/boy: FINE! JUST STOP CHANTING!
Everybody: Ok. Go on in the water… the waters just fine…
Ranma: *jumps in* NOOOOOOOOO!!! IT"S COLD-
~*POOF*~ *Ranma disappears in cloud of smoke*
Ranma/girl: Oh no….
Everybody: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! RANMA'S A-A-A… GIRL!
Akane: Ranma…*sniffle* how could…you…. *runs off sobbing*
Ok, I admit I don't know what happens when Ranma switches to his more feminine side, whether he disappears in a cloud of smoke, or it happens gradually, but please don't hurt me. (Yes, I am slightly insane)
Situation2: This has absolutely nothing to do with Ranma, but I'm gonna slip him/her in and hope my friends Ryven and Fox Lady don't read this.
Scene: Downhill street, policeman (fat) eating a donut. Suddenly, people start appearing, riding on scooters and using plungers to gain speed, (much like skiers) and wearing plungers on their heads with rolls of toilet paper waving along behind like a flag.
Policeman: *staring at donut* I gotta stop eating this stuff and get some help…
People w/plungers: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
*dogs with plunger helmets and all four paws on scooter go by*
Dogs w/plungers: WOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
Policeman: Hey! Hey you-stop that! That's illegal! *Grabs a scooter, and two plungers and goes after people w/plungers*
*a cardboard cutout of Ranma/girl type comes to life wearing a hot bikini*
Ranma/girl: *grabs scooter, plunger helmet, and two plungers* Wait for MEEEEEEE!!! *puts plunger helm on and goes after people w/plungers*
Everybody w/plungers: …….OH NO! LOOK OUT! IT"S A HOT TEA POT FULL OF HOT WATER!
Policeman: *stopped, panting* WHEEZE. I need to work out more…
Ranma/girl: AHHHHHHH! *runs into tea kettle, and hot water splashes all over*
*POOF*
Ranma/boy: AHHHHHH! I'm WEARING A BIKINI!!!!!
People w/plungers: AHHHHHHH!!! THE CARDBOARD GIRL IS REALLY A BOY! RUNNNNNNNN!
Policeman: You are under arrest for indecent clothing and being a cross gender.
Situation3: This isn't really a situation, but a discussion. I know Ranma was originally a boy, but what if He was gay, and he liked Ryoga, but he was also a girl, would he really be gay? I mean, same thing with Akane. He likes her, but he is also a girl, would he be gay? See what I'm getting at? And what if Akane fell into the Cursed pond of the drowned boy? And what if she liked both Ryoga AND Ranma, would she be gay? Or would it be justified because she was part girl?
Author: Ok, I found out how Ranma turns into his alter-side, so don't start writing off reviews that tell me how it happens. And I know Akane knows Ranma is part girl, so NO FLAMES