"Ai No Megami's How to Love Shinigami."
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By Moonlyte Junko.

I do not own GW or BSSM. Atleast I don't think I do....
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Chapter Three: "School days."
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After School...

While Minako and Duo were enjoying a little fun time at the arcade, two boys happened to be washing the

blackboards. Heero was silent and looking straight ahead, his eyes were practically burning through

the blackboard, and personally the author would be afraid to touch the spot he was looking at in fear

that her fingers might burn off. But that is just her. Wufei was a bit more aggresive about it.

He was scrubbing the board in hard motions, causing it to wobble dangerously, and it was beginning

to yeild under the force of his rubbing. "Stupid onna, stupid onna, stupid onna, stupid onna," Wufei

repeated again and again, loud enough for the teacher to hear. Smooth as silk she practically slithered

up behind him, glaring, her lips pulled tight together.

WHAP!

This time the ruler snapped on Wufei's head, causing his eyes to bulge.

Of course, there was no need to worry, as the teacher had plenty of reserves in her desk.
Wufei dropped his cloth, his mouth opened.

"WHY YOU!" he said, turning around to face the teacher, and looking furious. He opened his

mouth as if to say something else, but the look the teacher was giving him caused him to loose

his voice. So with a knot the size of Texas on his head, he turned around and quietly proceeded

to clean the blackboard.

As the boys were walking toward their apartment, Heero kept expecting to hear Wufei go on a long rant

about stupid onnas. But he didn't. He had a very "out of it" look on his face, and was looking straight

ahead, and probably would have walked into things if Heero hadn't stopped him. Heero was beginning to

worry that the bump the teacher had given him had rattled something off course in Wufei's brain.

Finally Wufei spoke. "What a woman," he muttered and blushed. For one of those rare occasions, Heero

actually had an expression of shock on his face as a sweatdrop slipped down the side of his head.
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The two came home to see Duo sprawled out on the couch. Chips on the right of him, dip on the left,

and a large big gulp cup of soda. Duo seemed to be enthralled in a video game.

"So you see, Sailor V transforms right here, and look!" Duo said, clicking the buttons excitedly.

"I met her once!" Duo said remembering the girl who he had saved in the alley. Wufei

gave him an unbelieving book. Duo smashed the pause button,"Really!"

Heero was silent,"Maybe she works for the enemy..." Duo scoffed,"Right! Like they'd send a girl

to do some karate on mobile suits! Rumor is she works for the police and-" The time

expired and the pause went off on Duo's game. Sailor V was killed by the fleet of megadroids

instantly.

"AW, MAAAAAAAAAN!"

Wufei rolled his eyes,"Did you get any homework done?" He asked.

Duo shifted uncomfortably in his seat,"Did I get any what? OH! You mean we had homework? Must've

slipped my mind," Duo said.Both the boys, facefaulted. Duo shrugged,"No big, Quatre is probably doing it

as we speak," Duo said and pointed to the door that was Quatre's room.

Wufei and Heero peaked in to see the room was dimly lit with Quatre hunched over the homework a wild

look in his eyes. "Hey-" Wufei began but was cut off.

"SILENCE! DO YOU THINK I CAN DEAL WITH THIS WHEN YOU ARE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF

YOUR LUNGS?!!!!!!"

The boys both looked shocked, never having seen Quatre have an outburst like this.

"Um, actually you are the one scre-" Heero began, but Quatre cut him off.

"GET OUT! I WAS ONLY 1,600 NUMBERS AWAY FROM FINDING THE ANSWER!!!!" Quatre screamed

and furiously began to scribble on the paper.

Both the boys exchanged worried looks and closed the door softly. As Heero went to the room, he could

help but to feel he was surrounded by a bunch of maniacs.
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Minako Aino was currently laying on her bed, blushing and looking at the ceiling. Artemis was looking

annoyed. "Oh so you met another one of 'the ones'," Artemis said and rolled his cat eyes.

Minako gave him an upset look. "Be quiet! ...hmmm...Minako Maxwell?" She said, and blushed, giggling.

Artemis frowned. "Or how about Duo Aino? Naaah..Minako Maxwell is so much better. Hmmmm..." Minako

blushed and rolled over in her bed.

"Minako," Artemis said. Not only was this going to put a big dent in her duty as a sailor senshi, but he

didn't want to see her get hurt again...
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At school the next morning, Heero was sitting, arms crossed, quiet as usual. Quatre who looked worse for

wear (And Ami Mizuno looking exactly the same), was reading a book. Trowa was writing down what

the teacher was writing on the blackboard, and giving Wufei a worried look. This was because Wufei

was staring dreamily ahead at the teacher, the large bump she had given him still there. Makoto Kino

was trying to keep awake. Three people were late...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Duo and Minako screamed rushing into the classroom, this time they both

managed to stop and only crash land on the teachers desk, causing papers to fly through the air.

The teacher didn't turn away from the board. She was fuming, and she stuck her finger in the direction to the

door. Minako and Duo both apologised several times, and turned to go to the door when Usagi Tsukino

ran in, like a mad rabbit straight from hell.

"I'm not laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!" She screamed and Duo and Minako were too shell-shocked to move, and

Usagi was going too fast to stop. So she crashed into them, and they all crashed into the teachers desk,

which fell over from the impact. The sound of chalk breaking in the teacher's clenched hand practically

echoed across the classroom.

"AINO...TSUKINO...MAXWELL..." she said dangerously. She smacked all three of them with the ruler,

which broke into tiny bits. Wufei looked a little jealous from his seat, which gave Wufei and Heero a small

sweatdrop. Makoto was blinking. Ami and Quatre looked up from their books, like they had just noticed

what had happened.

Usagi burst out into tears. Minako and Duo rubbed their heads in pain. The teacher then pointed to the

door. "GET. OUT. NOW."
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Outside in the hallway, a strong gust of wind passed. Usagi was still sobbing slightly, and Duo and

Minako were looking a bit out of it. Usagi then noticed that they were standing very close.

"AHA!" she screamed, and then both of them gave her horrified looks at the thought of what

the teacher would do if there were any more disturbances. Usagi put her hand over her mouth,

eyes wide. A few minutes passed, and when she was sure the teacher wasn't getting an extra

metal ruler out, Usagi began to talk to them very quietly.

"Why were you two late?" she said with a small grin.

"We always run into each other, that's all,"Minako said blushing.

"Literally," Duo said.

Usagi's grin grew another few inches,"Oh? I dunno, aren't you two going out?"

Both blushed.

"NO!!!" they shouted.

There was another moment of horrified silence.

"Minakooooooo...." Usagi said, grinning,"admiiiiiiiit iiiiiiiiit..."

Minako tried to ignore it, but she was blushing furiously.

Usagi shifted once. Twice. Three times. Fou-

"TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Usagi screamed.

The door swung open, and the teacher's shadow fell over them.

The author thinks it's best to spare you the gruesome details.
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At lunch break, Usagi had decided to skip going to the nurse, saying: "Food repairs my wounds."

Duo and Minako sat alone in the office, waiting for the nurse to come, both sporting bumps

and bruises that were shaped not only like rulers, but other assorted classroom supplies.

"Does it hurt alot?" Duo asked from next to her, and Minako shrugged, which caused her shoulder

to bump into Duo's and they both cringed in pain. "Well, a little..."Minako admited.

"I say we sue," Duo said jokingly. Minako chortled a bit at that,"Yes, and I am sure that the teacher

would smack the judge with rulers if he tried to prove her guilty." There was silence and they

looked at the window. Outside they saw Usagi, Makoto, and Ami talking. They also saw Heero,

Wufei, and Quatre in their little group. "Sailor V..." Duo said softly. Minako's eyes bulged and

she jumped a little way from Duo,"What about her?!" Minako said in an unsually high pitched voice.

Duo gave her a surprised look,"I played the game. I was wondering if you were in to it, that's all."

Duo said, blinking a little. Minako calmed down,"Oh yeah! Sailor V is the greatest," she said with a small

grin. Duo nodded, and leaned back slightly,"I met her once..." He said. Minako's eyes widened, and her

heart began to race. So he was the one...

"Um, Duo..." Minako began, rubbing her arm uncomfortably," I am..."

Just then the nurse walked in with a large first aid kit, she looked rather annoyed. "You are the seventh and

eiegth victims this week!"
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Authors note:

Wufei has a cruuush, Wufei has a cruuuuuuuush....Oh, anyway, hope you liked this chapter!


And Now the "Theme Song" to the story! Ai No Megami's How to Love!
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Silent, if you just keep quiet

Sorry, this will not become love

Set on, more actively

Shy heart, to it throw a kiss

VENUS LOVE ME CHAIN!!

If you lose the goddess of love

Doing it halfway is no good

The textbook version of how to love

I have to laugh it's so passionate

And tickling, what will I do

*When I want to see you, hey look

The gentle night sky's crescent light

Is always watching over us

The goddess's love shower rain

We may possibly fall in love

Now you hug my shoulders with timing

The one with a pounding heart

It is not just you

Slowly, with such sweet small talk

Slapstick, make me smile and laugh more

Step up, more positively Sweetheart, a wink to

LOVE AND BEAUTY SHOCK!

The whimsy of the goddess of love

Is very difficult to deal with

The textbook version of how to love

I have to laugh it's so passionate

And striking, what will I do

When I become timid, hey look

With you now this crescent love

Is filling up from now on...

Love is something you can't judge from its looks

We may possibly fall in love

Staring at me now with timing

The one with a pounding heart

It is not just you

*Repeat

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