Why hello! I got NO reviews, but that's okay. I'll get a review eventually,
and that's better than nothing. Anyway, it's time for the first episode of
The Z Gang Kablam! The first episode of the show, not the fic. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Since I take so much out of a lot of things, I have to put a nice, official disclaimer. I OWN NOTHING! LITERALLY!
*** Duel of the Fates Music is playing, and Dende is very flustered ***
"Oh my, I put the wrong CD in!" cried Dende. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, here we go, let's just take.....um.......this......out! This crappy thing is jammed. And it's breaking too! The only button that works is play! AHHHHHHHHHH, the volume is too great!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, don't worry about it Dende, this music is so cool!" said Goku enthusiastically, tapping his fingers on the table.
"You moron, Kakarot! First, you have already broken 3 tables with that crap banging, so stop it NOW!" said Vegeta in a very loud tone. Goku, and everyone in the entire audience froze. "As I said, you are a moron you 3rd class fool! That music will play as we do this show! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
"Don't worry, Veggie Weggie!" said Bulma from backstage, and outlined Vegeta's blush with a computer. Unfortunately, she accidentally hit 'permanent' instead of 'user choice'.
"Oh, just kidding HUSBAND, but I'll turn this off!" After some trying, and some typing, Bulma only succeeded in make the red blush purple, and making Vegeta's entire body look a bring violet. "Oh Vegeta, um, the computer is going to need some hacking, but I'll do it by the end of the show!"
"WOMAN! YOU......" "No swearing Vegeta, now sit down...." said Goku in a high-pitched baby-talk voice.
But Goku, unfortunately, put too much force on his natural chair while sitting down, and broke the chair, hitting the 'music' button on the floor.
So, while Duel of the Fates was playing, we also had A Day Without Rain blasting in the background.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's a round! Oh yeah, go Obi-Wan, no, it's not raining! OH YEAH!" said Goku excitedly. "We might as well start this waste of time show!" said Vegeta angrily. But his anger rose a little too much, and he blasted the floor. Wood flew everywhere, and a stray little piece hit the 'backup music video' button that Dende had tried to protect with his own body. Dende got blown off into the ground, where he hit the electricity switch, and managed to up the volume on the music much, MUCH, more. Plus, he blew open the DVD container, and in popped Gladiator.
And the situation was as follows: Vegeta was a bright purple, and was going Super Saiyain, making all the mega-boom-boxes in the rafters of the auditorium fall down, magnifying the music, to Vegeta, 100 times more. Duel of the Fates and A Day Without Rain were blasting in unison, though they were both being outdone by the We Gotta Power music video that kept looping itself. Gohan screwed up his hacking on Vegeta's purple tint, and made the songs keep looping. The DVD Gladiator was being shown on the other half of the main screen behind Goku and Vegeta, and the Romans were currently killing some barbarians. Goku was sitting on the ground, pounding it with the 'awesome-ness' of the situation.
"Okay, we are finishing this show, if it is the last thing we do. Okay, Kakarot?" "Oh, sure Veggie. Oh, pump the beat, DIE DARTH MAUL, DIE!"
"Um, I mean, hello, welcome to The Z Gang Kablam, hosted by....." "Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyains! Thank you, please bow and sacrifice yourselves!" said Vegeta in a speech-like tone. "Vegeta, sit down! My name is Goku, and his name is Vegeta." "Prince of the Saiyains 3rd class moron!" said Vegeta angrily.
"Okay, today, we are interviewing, um, my mailbox?" said Goku in a confused but happy tone. "WHAT, WE ARE NOT INTERVIEWING SOME 3rd CLASS IDIOT'S MAILBOX!"
"Oh yes we are, Vegeta. Okay, first question, how does it feel not to get any mail because you are in the middle of no where, in a place where only a person like me would live? Wait a minute, VEGETA, YOU ADDING THE ENDING OF THE QUESTION!" said Goku.
"Oh, I didn't do anything......" said Vegeta, innocently looking at his nails, but then putting his hand behind his back, the purple tint on his face turning crimson.
"Well, I'm gonna......." said Goku, pulling off every curse word he knew. However, Tien and Chaotzu jumped in guns firing, rockets launching, and they managed to destroy the boom boxes, which detonated, revealing more stereos and musical equipment underneath. Now, they had Ride With Me playing along with the other songs.
"WE WILL BE THE ANCHORS! AHHHHHHHHHH!" said Tien, using every shot he had. He shot Chaotzu in the leg, and then........ "Hah! Thought you could get there first and be the only anchor my little 'friend'? Well, I don't like that! TAKE THIS!" And with that, Tien destroyed Chaotzu's body with all the shotgun shots. However, Piccolo regenerated his body, ripped off his arm, and threw it at Tien! The mere shock of having something with PURPLE blood on it made Tien faint, dropping on his own hand grenade. Piccolo rushed in, but was hit by a Masenko from Gohan!
"I've always wanted to do that to you MR. PICCOLO! You freakazoid, you can't take out SSJ2! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Gohan then killed Piccolo, but was hit by a paper airplane, made by baby Marron!
"Take that meanie Saiyaman Freak!" said Marron in a high-pitched voice. She had somehow transformed into a little girl, with pigtails, but with a lit cigar in her mouth, and lots of paper airplanes at her side.
"What, how do you know my secret!" *** Everyone in the student body of Orange Star High School appears *** "You're a freak, Gohan!" they screamed in unison. And then they disappeared.
"Die Marron, die!" said Dr. Gero from behind. He ripped off his beard, revealing it was a huge bomb! He threw it at Marron, killing her, but destroying the entire auditorium, and everyone in it!
"Oh yeah you weakling humans, you had better come for our next show, or you will feel the wrath of.........." "PURPLE MAN!" said Bulma, cutting of Vegeta.
"WOMAN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
And that stage had been destroyed? Will the Z Gang find a new one? Will the total chaos be stopped? What will happen? Keep checking this story to find out! AND REVIEW! Thank you, if you do, and SCREW YOU, if you don't. Goodbye, and Good Riddance to those who don't review!
Disclaimer: Since I take so much out of a lot of things, I have to put a nice, official disclaimer. I OWN NOTHING! LITERALLY!
*** Duel of the Fates Music is playing, and Dende is very flustered ***
"Oh my, I put the wrong CD in!" cried Dende. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, here we go, let's just take.....um.......this......out! This crappy thing is jammed. And it's breaking too! The only button that works is play! AHHHHHHHHHH, the volume is too great!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, don't worry about it Dende, this music is so cool!" said Goku enthusiastically, tapping his fingers on the table.
"You moron, Kakarot! First, you have already broken 3 tables with that crap banging, so stop it NOW!" said Vegeta in a very loud tone. Goku, and everyone in the entire audience froze. "As I said, you are a moron you 3rd class fool! That music will play as we do this show! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
"Don't worry, Veggie Weggie!" said Bulma from backstage, and outlined Vegeta's blush with a computer. Unfortunately, she accidentally hit 'permanent' instead of 'user choice'.
"Oh, just kidding HUSBAND, but I'll turn this off!" After some trying, and some typing, Bulma only succeeded in make the red blush purple, and making Vegeta's entire body look a bring violet. "Oh Vegeta, um, the computer is going to need some hacking, but I'll do it by the end of the show!"
"WOMAN! YOU......" "No swearing Vegeta, now sit down...." said Goku in a high-pitched baby-talk voice.
But Goku, unfortunately, put too much force on his natural chair while sitting down, and broke the chair, hitting the 'music' button on the floor.
So, while Duel of the Fates was playing, we also had A Day Without Rain blasting in the background.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's a round! Oh yeah, go Obi-Wan, no, it's not raining! OH YEAH!" said Goku excitedly. "We might as well start this waste of time show!" said Vegeta angrily. But his anger rose a little too much, and he blasted the floor. Wood flew everywhere, and a stray little piece hit the 'backup music video' button that Dende had tried to protect with his own body. Dende got blown off into the ground, where he hit the electricity switch, and managed to up the volume on the music much, MUCH, more. Plus, he blew open the DVD container, and in popped Gladiator.
And the situation was as follows: Vegeta was a bright purple, and was going Super Saiyain, making all the mega-boom-boxes in the rafters of the auditorium fall down, magnifying the music, to Vegeta, 100 times more. Duel of the Fates and A Day Without Rain were blasting in unison, though they were both being outdone by the We Gotta Power music video that kept looping itself. Gohan screwed up his hacking on Vegeta's purple tint, and made the songs keep looping. The DVD Gladiator was being shown on the other half of the main screen behind Goku and Vegeta, and the Romans were currently killing some barbarians. Goku was sitting on the ground, pounding it with the 'awesome-ness' of the situation.
"Okay, we are finishing this show, if it is the last thing we do. Okay, Kakarot?" "Oh, sure Veggie. Oh, pump the beat, DIE DARTH MAUL, DIE!"
"Um, I mean, hello, welcome to The Z Gang Kablam, hosted by....." "Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyains! Thank you, please bow and sacrifice yourselves!" said Vegeta in a speech-like tone. "Vegeta, sit down! My name is Goku, and his name is Vegeta." "Prince of the Saiyains 3rd class moron!" said Vegeta angrily.
"Okay, today, we are interviewing, um, my mailbox?" said Goku in a confused but happy tone. "WHAT, WE ARE NOT INTERVIEWING SOME 3rd CLASS IDIOT'S MAILBOX!"
"Oh yes we are, Vegeta. Okay, first question, how does it feel not to get any mail because you are in the middle of no where, in a place where only a person like me would live? Wait a minute, VEGETA, YOU ADDING THE ENDING OF THE QUESTION!" said Goku.
"Oh, I didn't do anything......" said Vegeta, innocently looking at his nails, but then putting his hand behind his back, the purple tint on his face turning crimson.
"Well, I'm gonna......." said Goku, pulling off every curse word he knew. However, Tien and Chaotzu jumped in guns firing, rockets launching, and they managed to destroy the boom boxes, which detonated, revealing more stereos and musical equipment underneath. Now, they had Ride With Me playing along with the other songs.
"WE WILL BE THE ANCHORS! AHHHHHHHHHH!" said Tien, using every shot he had. He shot Chaotzu in the leg, and then........ "Hah! Thought you could get there first and be the only anchor my little 'friend'? Well, I don't like that! TAKE THIS!" And with that, Tien destroyed Chaotzu's body with all the shotgun shots. However, Piccolo regenerated his body, ripped off his arm, and threw it at Tien! The mere shock of having something with PURPLE blood on it made Tien faint, dropping on his own hand grenade. Piccolo rushed in, but was hit by a Masenko from Gohan!
"I've always wanted to do that to you MR. PICCOLO! You freakazoid, you can't take out SSJ2! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Gohan then killed Piccolo, but was hit by a paper airplane, made by baby Marron!
"Take that meanie Saiyaman Freak!" said Marron in a high-pitched voice. She had somehow transformed into a little girl, with pigtails, but with a lit cigar in her mouth, and lots of paper airplanes at her side.
"What, how do you know my secret!" *** Everyone in the student body of Orange Star High School appears *** "You're a freak, Gohan!" they screamed in unison. And then they disappeared.
"Die Marron, die!" said Dr. Gero from behind. He ripped off his beard, revealing it was a huge bomb! He threw it at Marron, killing her, but destroying the entire auditorium, and everyone in it!
"Oh yeah you weakling humans, you had better come for our next show, or you will feel the wrath of.........." "PURPLE MAN!" said Bulma, cutting of Vegeta.
"WOMAN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
And that stage had been destroyed? Will the Z Gang find a new one? Will the total chaos be stopped? What will happen? Keep checking this story to find out! AND REVIEW! Thank you, if you do, and SCREW YOU, if you don't. Goodbye, and Good Riddance to those who don't review!