Why hello again! I can see that NO ONE decided to review, but that's okay,
I will just keep writing, and I will eventually get a review for this
story. Anyway, last time, everyone fought over the limelight Goku and
Vegeta had, music was blowing like heck, and Gladiator was playing in the
background? And Dr. Gero killed everyone and the auditorium! But this time,
the Z gang gets a new auditorium, with everything new and stuff. Plus, Cell
managed to round up an audience! *** You see 600 Cell JR's and 1 very
scared guy *** Well, enjoy!
Disclaimer: I steal so many things in this story, I have to put an official disclaimer. I own none of the things in this story. So don't sue me, I'm young, I have no cash, and worst of all, I get nervous under pressure, and I've never even felt the hard pressure from lawyers! *** sobbing ***
*** 10: 00 A.M., at an auditorium Bulma bought ***
"Okay, this is MY auditorium, so follow my ORDERS! Especially you, Veggie! Or shall I say, Sun Fire Yellow Veggie?" cooed Bulma.
"Shut up WOMAN, it is NOT my fault you and Kakarot's brat don't know a single thing about technology! If I was doing the work, I could finish it in LESS than 5 minutes!" yelled Vegeta angrily. "But you are too STUPID to realize that I, Prince of the Saiyains, have A LOT OF EXPERIENCE WITH TECHNOLOGY! NO WEAKLING HUMAN COULD EVER-" "Oh be quiet my little daisy." said Bulma calmly, but in a high-pitched voice, as if she was talking to a young child.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" cried out Vegeta.
"Hey, let's calm down everyone! We were able to wish everyone back, and even though Piccolo died, I was able to take you to Namek! And the most important thing is that we are all safe and alive." said Goku calmly, except his eyes were out of focus.
*** Silence ***
"Kakarot, are you sure you're okay?" said Vegeta, who had started to back towards the fastest exit: blowing through the wall, going SSJ, and flying as fast as he could.
"Frying pans taste yummy!" said Goku like a little kid.
"That's better Kakarot. Now let's get this thing done with." said Vegeta in half relief, half-annoyance.
And the stage was FINALLY ready. Dende had his songs ready, and the volume was set on the right level. And just in case, Dende had a powerful blast on a mechanical switch, so if the volume meter ever got to high, the switch would catapult the energy blast straight at another line of blasts, destroying every stereo, boom box, and music making device in the entire stage.
"Welcome to The Z Gang Kablam! And I'm your host, Kakarot! I mean Chichi! No, what was it again? Krillin, no Piccolo! OH YEAH, GOKU! Yup, I'm your host Goku!"
"And I'm his co-host, Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyains, but you can call me Prince Vegeta. The host is a 3rd class moron. Don't mind him. Please bow before me, and offer gifts so as I don't kill you!" said Vegeta proudly.
"Okay, whatever Vegeta. My first guest is..... Cell Jr.! But he hasn't arrived yet! Oh well, I might as well take a volunteer from the audience!" said Goku, not realizing his utterly stupid mistake.
The only guy who wasn't a Cell Jr. decided to shoot himself. The other little Cell's rose their hands.
"I pick Cell Jr.!" said Vegeta.
Cell Jr. walked up. "Why hello little guy. You look a lot like our planned guest, but I must be mistaken, because I think you are him! Oh well." said Goku. "So, do you want to have an interview, or do something else?" "Interview, please, oh and don't make your son hurt me, please!" said Cell Jr., starting to sob into Goku's shirt.
"Oh don't worry about that, Gohan won't do anything. RIGHT GOHAN!" said Goku. *** Gohan putting away his sniper rifle *** "Uh, sure dad!" said Gohan from afar. He had a good sniping shot, AND he had Cell Jr. in the scope! Oh well for Gohan.
"Okay, first question. Please describe your daily like from when you wake up to when you go to bed, please!" said Goku.
"Well, Cell just created me. My life began 5 minutes ago." "WOW! HOW COOL!" said Goku in an enthusiastic voice. "Green boy, turn on some music, Kakarot is reaching the 1% insane level, and that's critical." said Vegeta, looking straight at Goku, his looking turning into one of terror and horror.
"Okay Goku! I'll put in Spiky Super Saiyain!" said Dende excitedly.
SSJ1!
SSJ2!
SSJ3; 4, 5, 6!
Spiky Super Saiyain!
Goku goes, SSJ3
Buu runs far,
Dies really fast
Vegeta decides to die, too!
SSJ1!
SSJ2!
SSJ3; 4, 5, 6!
Spiky Super Saiyain! Spiky Super Saiyain!
SPIKY.........SUPER.........SAIYAIN!
Veggie decides, that SSJ2 is way too weak,
Takes a break, 3 weeks later is SSJ4!
SSJ1!
SSJ2!
SSJ3!
SSJ3; 4, 5, 6!
Spiky Super Saiyain!
AND THEN THEY ALL DIED.
The End: By Dende
*** Everyone is frozen ***
"What an ironic ending!" said Goku, the only one clapping. "Okay, that was just stupid. Green boy has lost it. Kakarot is becoming even more stupid, even though that's what he excels at. Let's end this show. RIGHT NOW!" said Vegeta angrily.
"Okay, and here are our sponsors!" said Gohan, fading the screen, and turning on the pre-recorded videotape.
"Our sponsors are: Funimation! They gave us tips on how to edit our show so badly it's just two guys doing NOTHING! Wait, they are our only sponsors. Oh well, good thing Bulma is rich!" said Gohan.
"Goodbye!" said Goku. "AND COMEBACK YOU WEAKLING CELL WANNABE'S!" yelled Vegeta.
What did you think? I thought I was pretty funny. PLEASE REVIEW! Goodbye, and till next time!
Disclaimer: I steal so many things in this story, I have to put an official disclaimer. I own none of the things in this story. So don't sue me, I'm young, I have no cash, and worst of all, I get nervous under pressure, and I've never even felt the hard pressure from lawyers! *** sobbing ***
*** 10: 00 A.M., at an auditorium Bulma bought ***
"Okay, this is MY auditorium, so follow my ORDERS! Especially you, Veggie! Or shall I say, Sun Fire Yellow Veggie?" cooed Bulma.
"Shut up WOMAN, it is NOT my fault you and Kakarot's brat don't know a single thing about technology! If I was doing the work, I could finish it in LESS than 5 minutes!" yelled Vegeta angrily. "But you are too STUPID to realize that I, Prince of the Saiyains, have A LOT OF EXPERIENCE WITH TECHNOLOGY! NO WEAKLING HUMAN COULD EVER-" "Oh be quiet my little daisy." said Bulma calmly, but in a high-pitched voice, as if she was talking to a young child.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" cried out Vegeta.
"Hey, let's calm down everyone! We were able to wish everyone back, and even though Piccolo died, I was able to take you to Namek! And the most important thing is that we are all safe and alive." said Goku calmly, except his eyes were out of focus.
*** Silence ***
"Kakarot, are you sure you're okay?" said Vegeta, who had started to back towards the fastest exit: blowing through the wall, going SSJ, and flying as fast as he could.
"Frying pans taste yummy!" said Goku like a little kid.
"That's better Kakarot. Now let's get this thing done with." said Vegeta in half relief, half-annoyance.
And the stage was FINALLY ready. Dende had his songs ready, and the volume was set on the right level. And just in case, Dende had a powerful blast on a mechanical switch, so if the volume meter ever got to high, the switch would catapult the energy blast straight at another line of blasts, destroying every stereo, boom box, and music making device in the entire stage.
"Welcome to The Z Gang Kablam! And I'm your host, Kakarot! I mean Chichi! No, what was it again? Krillin, no Piccolo! OH YEAH, GOKU! Yup, I'm your host Goku!"
"And I'm his co-host, Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyains, but you can call me Prince Vegeta. The host is a 3rd class moron. Don't mind him. Please bow before me, and offer gifts so as I don't kill you!" said Vegeta proudly.
"Okay, whatever Vegeta. My first guest is..... Cell Jr.! But he hasn't arrived yet! Oh well, I might as well take a volunteer from the audience!" said Goku, not realizing his utterly stupid mistake.
The only guy who wasn't a Cell Jr. decided to shoot himself. The other little Cell's rose their hands.
"I pick Cell Jr.!" said Vegeta.
Cell Jr. walked up. "Why hello little guy. You look a lot like our planned guest, but I must be mistaken, because I think you are him! Oh well." said Goku. "So, do you want to have an interview, or do something else?" "Interview, please, oh and don't make your son hurt me, please!" said Cell Jr., starting to sob into Goku's shirt.
"Oh don't worry about that, Gohan won't do anything. RIGHT GOHAN!" said Goku. *** Gohan putting away his sniper rifle *** "Uh, sure dad!" said Gohan from afar. He had a good sniping shot, AND he had Cell Jr. in the scope! Oh well for Gohan.
"Okay, first question. Please describe your daily like from when you wake up to when you go to bed, please!" said Goku.
"Well, Cell just created me. My life began 5 minutes ago." "WOW! HOW COOL!" said Goku in an enthusiastic voice. "Green boy, turn on some music, Kakarot is reaching the 1% insane level, and that's critical." said Vegeta, looking straight at Goku, his looking turning into one of terror and horror.
"Okay Goku! I'll put in Spiky Super Saiyain!" said Dende excitedly.
SSJ1!
SSJ2!
SSJ3; 4, 5, 6!
Spiky Super Saiyain!
Goku goes, SSJ3
Buu runs far,
Dies really fast
Vegeta decides to die, too!
SSJ1!
SSJ2!
SSJ3; 4, 5, 6!
Spiky Super Saiyain! Spiky Super Saiyain!
SPIKY.........SUPER.........SAIYAIN!
Veggie decides, that SSJ2 is way too weak,
Takes a break, 3 weeks later is SSJ4!
SSJ1!
SSJ2!
SSJ3!
SSJ3; 4, 5, 6!
Spiky Super Saiyain!
AND THEN THEY ALL DIED.
The End: By Dende
*** Everyone is frozen ***
"What an ironic ending!" said Goku, the only one clapping. "Okay, that was just stupid. Green boy has lost it. Kakarot is becoming even more stupid, even though that's what he excels at. Let's end this show. RIGHT NOW!" said Vegeta angrily.
"Okay, and here are our sponsors!" said Gohan, fading the screen, and turning on the pre-recorded videotape.
"Our sponsors are: Funimation! They gave us tips on how to edit our show so badly it's just two guys doing NOTHING! Wait, they are our only sponsors. Oh well, good thing Bulma is rich!" said Gohan.
"Goodbye!" said Goku. "AND COMEBACK YOU WEAKLING CELL WANNABE'S!" yelled Vegeta.
What did you think? I thought I was pretty funny. PLEASE REVIEW! Goodbye, and till next time!