Whoa, hello! I know I haven't updated in A WHILE, but I decided to take a
break for a little while. But enjoy!
Disclaimer: I steal so many things in this story, I have put an official disclaimer. I don't own all the stolen things in this story.
"Hello all! It is me, Kakarot, Prince of all Morons speaking!" said Goku, smiling mischievously at his imitation of Vegeta. "You realize, Prince of all Morons, that I am the prince of saiyains, and you are the prince of all morons? Your imitation has failed." said Vegeta calmly.
"Oh Veggie Head, don't be so annoying! I'm trying to fix it right now!" said Bulma angrily. While trying to make Vegeta look normal and not sunfire yellow, she had accidentally made him look like Barney with an evil look in his eye. All the younger viewers were scared off.
"Hey guys, want me to start the music?" cried Dende excitedly, as he had a new soundtrack, Oozaroo Cell. "No you fool Dende, I can't believe I was actually friends with you on Namek! Taste this you deformed lizard, MASENKO!" said Gohan, firing the blast at Dende. However, Dende blew the stereo at full power, therefore setting off his own little mechanism. This resulted in blowing Gohan's blast away.
"What now, Gohan! HUH!" said Dende. However, the music was right on beat, so Cell decided to jump out and do his thing.
Oozaroo Cell
That Monkey Ape
He regenerated
And then shot himself!
He went SSJ
And went chimp-style
Then decided, to kill himself!
Oozaroo Cell
That Monkey Ape
Cut off his tail
Run away quick!
Paint him green,
And white and black
And you have,
An animal Cell!
Oozaroo Cell
That Monkey Ape
Painted his eyes
Burned his rice
Tripped thrice
And flew down Rocky Mountains!
Oozaroo Cell!
That Monkey Ape!
Decided he sucked,
And lit-er-ly
KILLED HIMSELF!
The End
By: Dende
"WHOOOOOOOOOO! That sucked bad Dende, real bad. I can't believe you wrote that. I mean, you insulted me so hard. PUT ON SOME OTHER MUSIC NOW!" cried an angry cell, steam coming out of his left pinky.
"Okay, okay, hold on! Let me just put some of this on!"
*** Puts on the James Bond music, and pulls out a FAKE WATERGUN ***
"Oh yeah, feel the beat!1, 2, 3, 4-" "DIE YOU FREAKAZOID! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" said Goku finally, blowing Dende away. Therefore, they recruited Dr. Gero to his job. "Aight, let's put some beat on! Will Smith, oh yeah! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Dr. Gero, suddenly looking a lot like the Grand Kai.
"I love you! You love me! Let's kill Gero before I kill you all! With a great big hug, and a kamehameha wave, let's all fight real hard right now!" said Vegeta in a Barney tone, giving everyone his "Barney" evil eye.
"HEY ALL OF YOU! F*** THIS YOU MO****FU*****, I AM GONNA KICK YOUR SORRY LITTLE A****!" yelled Goku.
"Okay, we…um…will…Goku. JUST PLEASE DON'T HURT US!" wailed Bulma. "To think, my baby boy will be orphaned! The agony, the agony!!!" "Oh, what are you crying about Bulma. Did you know that paint is quite tasty. A delicacy at my home planet, Yardrat." said Goku with a very happy expression on his face.
"Um, that's great you 3rd class loser. Now, I WILL PICK THE GUEST! I pick………." Vegeta looks around, trying to find the right candidate. "I pick Brolli!" yelled Vegeta, somehow outlining the fact that Barney is a T-Rex, and an eye saying "I don't love you. But you have to love me".
"Okay, here's our guest, Brolli. Please introduce yourself." said Goku calmly. "Well, I come from the Planet Vegeta. I was the first Super Saiyain. My goal, to destroy 100 trillion people, was posted on a bright pink sticky pad note on my fridge. You see, when I reached that goal-" "You suck you moron. Goodbye. I will now send you to the Eternal Dragon's humble abode. Badbye!" yelled Vegeta, and blew Brolli to the Eternal Dragon's house.
*** At the Eternal Dragon's humble abode ***
"Yo, wassup Brolli, I decided living in this place where I live is a very saddening area. You see, the depression all started when I was just a little Chinese legend. They abused me so much, sticking me on walls! Some people didn't believe in me, and hit my picture with a sledgehammer! The pain!" cried, yes literally CRIED, the Eternal Dragon.
"Don't worry man, dat prob I can deal wid. You see, my pad is da over there, and it got dat sweet rhythm, and-" said Brolli, but he was cut off by the dragon. "You're not helping Brolli. You shall go to the HFIL multiplied by 506. Goodbye, and have fun!" said the Eternal Dragon, and transported Brolli away.
*** Back at the stage ***
"Whoa! I guess this is the end of our show! Cya!" said Goku, saddened by the loss of his dear friend, Brolli the SSJ man. "And please get into a sacrificial position so I can kill you!" yelled Vegeta, but he was suddenly turned into a small alligator by Bulma. "OOOOOOOOOOPS! Sorry Veggie Weggie, but I guess I made a mistake. Well, I'll fix it!" said Bulma, sitting down at her computer chair.
What did you think? I thought it was pretty funny. Please review! Oh yeah, thanks to the people who reviewed in the time I gave them. I only got 3 ***gets angry***, but that is okay. Goodbye, till next time!
Disclaimer: I steal so many things in this story, I have put an official disclaimer. I don't own all the stolen things in this story.
"Hello all! It is me, Kakarot, Prince of all Morons speaking!" said Goku, smiling mischievously at his imitation of Vegeta. "You realize, Prince of all Morons, that I am the prince of saiyains, and you are the prince of all morons? Your imitation has failed." said Vegeta calmly.
"Oh Veggie Head, don't be so annoying! I'm trying to fix it right now!" said Bulma angrily. While trying to make Vegeta look normal and not sunfire yellow, she had accidentally made him look like Barney with an evil look in his eye. All the younger viewers were scared off.
"Hey guys, want me to start the music?" cried Dende excitedly, as he had a new soundtrack, Oozaroo Cell. "No you fool Dende, I can't believe I was actually friends with you on Namek! Taste this you deformed lizard, MASENKO!" said Gohan, firing the blast at Dende. However, Dende blew the stereo at full power, therefore setting off his own little mechanism. This resulted in blowing Gohan's blast away.
"What now, Gohan! HUH!" said Dende. However, the music was right on beat, so Cell decided to jump out and do his thing.
Oozaroo Cell
That Monkey Ape
He regenerated
And then shot himself!
He went SSJ
And went chimp-style
Then decided, to kill himself!
Oozaroo Cell
That Monkey Ape
Cut off his tail
Run away quick!
Paint him green,
And white and black
And you have,
An animal Cell!
Oozaroo Cell
That Monkey Ape
Painted his eyes
Burned his rice
Tripped thrice
And flew down Rocky Mountains!
Oozaroo Cell!
That Monkey Ape!
Decided he sucked,
And lit-er-ly
KILLED HIMSELF!
The End
By: Dende
"WHOOOOOOOOOO! That sucked bad Dende, real bad. I can't believe you wrote that. I mean, you insulted me so hard. PUT ON SOME OTHER MUSIC NOW!" cried an angry cell, steam coming out of his left pinky.
"Okay, okay, hold on! Let me just put some of this on!"
*** Puts on the James Bond music, and pulls out a FAKE WATERGUN ***
"Oh yeah, feel the beat!1, 2, 3, 4-" "DIE YOU FREAKAZOID! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" said Goku finally, blowing Dende away. Therefore, they recruited Dr. Gero to his job. "Aight, let's put some beat on! Will Smith, oh yeah! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Dr. Gero, suddenly looking a lot like the Grand Kai.
"I love you! You love me! Let's kill Gero before I kill you all! With a great big hug, and a kamehameha wave, let's all fight real hard right now!" said Vegeta in a Barney tone, giving everyone his "Barney" evil eye.
"HEY ALL OF YOU! F*** THIS YOU MO****FU*****, I AM GONNA KICK YOUR SORRY LITTLE A****!" yelled Goku.
"Okay, we…um…will…Goku. JUST PLEASE DON'T HURT US!" wailed Bulma. "To think, my baby boy will be orphaned! The agony, the agony!!!" "Oh, what are you crying about Bulma. Did you know that paint is quite tasty. A delicacy at my home planet, Yardrat." said Goku with a very happy expression on his face.
"Um, that's great you 3rd class loser. Now, I WILL PICK THE GUEST! I pick………." Vegeta looks around, trying to find the right candidate. "I pick Brolli!" yelled Vegeta, somehow outlining the fact that Barney is a T-Rex, and an eye saying "I don't love you. But you have to love me".
"Okay, here's our guest, Brolli. Please introduce yourself." said Goku calmly. "Well, I come from the Planet Vegeta. I was the first Super Saiyain. My goal, to destroy 100 trillion people, was posted on a bright pink sticky pad note on my fridge. You see, when I reached that goal-" "You suck you moron. Goodbye. I will now send you to the Eternal Dragon's humble abode. Badbye!" yelled Vegeta, and blew Brolli to the Eternal Dragon's house.
*** At the Eternal Dragon's humble abode ***
"Yo, wassup Brolli, I decided living in this place where I live is a very saddening area. You see, the depression all started when I was just a little Chinese legend. They abused me so much, sticking me on walls! Some people didn't believe in me, and hit my picture with a sledgehammer! The pain!" cried, yes literally CRIED, the Eternal Dragon.
"Don't worry man, dat prob I can deal wid. You see, my pad is da over there, and it got dat sweet rhythm, and-" said Brolli, but he was cut off by the dragon. "You're not helping Brolli. You shall go to the HFIL multiplied by 506. Goodbye, and have fun!" said the Eternal Dragon, and transported Brolli away.
*** Back at the stage ***
"Whoa! I guess this is the end of our show! Cya!" said Goku, saddened by the loss of his dear friend, Brolli the SSJ man. "And please get into a sacrificial position so I can kill you!" yelled Vegeta, but he was suddenly turned into a small alligator by Bulma. "OOOOOOOOOOPS! Sorry Veggie Weggie, but I guess I made a mistake. Well, I'll fix it!" said Bulma, sitting down at her computer chair.
What did you think? I thought it was pretty funny. Please review! Oh yeah, thanks to the people who reviewed in the time I gave them. I only got 3 ***gets angry***, but that is okay. Goodbye, till next time!