Hey! I haven't updated in a long while, but I'm starting to get back into
my older fics. I started a new one called The Legendary Super Saiyan, and
it's about Goku, and he grows up on Planet Vegeta. But he has the same
personality (and super strength) that he does on earth! Along with the fact
that he is a genius… Anyway, enjoy!
Disclaimer: You realize that I'm stealing so many things it's worse than being accused of grand theft auto. I do not own anything, except for… nothing? Yeah, my parents buy everything for me, basically everything but my toys. Do you really want a 6th grader's
toys? Thought not.
*** Get the Party Started music turns on ***
"Hello all! The name's Goku! SUP DOGS!" he said, raising his fingers into a peace position. "Kakarot, you are not cool. You are a stupid wife's boy who goes around saving the earth. Got it? Good." said Vegeta calmly, powering up an energy blast to destroy Bulma.
"No way Veggie Head, just because you're an alligator doesn't mean you can around destroying people because that's what alligators do!" remarked Bulma smartly, pointing at Vegeta, well, Vegeta the Alligator. "ALLIGATORS KILL PEOPLE! REALLY! COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!." croaked Vegeta, his voice slowly become more raspy as his body became used to being an alligator.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Dr. Gero, running over and hitting Vegeta the Alligator with a left-over android's head. "It's time to sing a song! Now, who will it be?" asked Dr. Gero, putting his hand to his chin.
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Trunks, jumping onto the stage in an outfit that attracted all of the girls in the audience… so he was mugged and dragged away by 6 insane girls. "Um, I'll pretend I didn't notice that…" said Goku, leaning back in his comfy armchair.
"Okay, I'm singing!" said another Trunks. It seemed that the Trunks everyone had dragged away had been an atomic bomb!
*** Everyone in the stage hears a very loud boom ***
"Huh, whoops. Anyway, I brought my own music today EVIL SCIENTIST WHO IN THE FUTURE I DESTROY WITH AND AWESOME SWORD THAT TAPION GAVE ME!" yelled Trunks, glaring and pointing at Dr. Gero. "Who's Tapion?" he asked, putting his hands to his hips.
"Tapion was a guy who was unleashed when I used too much tape for repairing my cardboard sword. He got so sick of it he gave me his own." said Trunks, starting to suck on his thumb. "I WANT MY MOMMY!" suddenly screamed someone, but they became quiet when Vegeta ate them…
"Okay, my song begins!" Trunks yelled, putting in some music. He suddenly added, "It's called I'M COOL, I'M TRUNKS, I'M COOL, I'M TRUNKS."
*** Puts in a CD that plays that awesome music you hear before watching an old video of the androids saga, Bardock, or the History of Trunks ***
I'm Cool
I'm Trunks
With lilac hair
Or is it lavender?
This song does not rhyme
Because it took 5 seconds
I'm Cool
I'm Trunks
With that kick-butt sword
It slashes and moves
But I suck with it
Tapion gave it,
Unwillingly,
I used up too much tape
And destroyed him too
I'm Cool
I'm Trunks
I watch the androids kill
They are so weird
Cuz of their hair
Their world conquest
Isn't so bad
But a hairdresser
Could do them some good
I'm Cool
I'm Trunks
The girls really like me
I've been mugged 6 times
Not counting,
Those insane asylum escapes
When I turn SSJ
They knife me real hard
So I get unconscious
And they drag me real far
I'm Cool
I'm Trunks
I really suck
Forget me,
Gohan is cool
Wait, here comes a bus
Let us step
In front of it
Goodbye world
I'm Dead
I'm Trunks
*** Trunks is suddenly run over by a bus ***
"WOW!" said Goku, tears running from his face as he used a tissue to dab his damp nose. "It was so touching…" he trailed off, instead taking the time to grab another box of Kleenex.
"It sucked with a passion. Trunks, your name is now Underwear. And you deserve it! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!" laughed Vegeta, his croaky voice making him seem REALLY weird.
"You realize no one ACTUALLY SAYS LOL OUT LOUD?" yelled Bulma, standing up from her computer and looking over at Vegeta. "I'm gonna turn you into Super Saiyan bear!" she screamed, hitting some random keys on her keyboard. And suddenly, Vegeta had turned into a cute, adorable bear with… golden fur.
"Some berries Kakarot? I poisoned them myself." said Vegeta the SSJ Bear, holding out a basket of green raspberries. "COOL!" said Goku, taking the entire basket and stuffing it into his mouth.
"IT TOOK ME WEEKS TO BUILD THAT BASKET! DIE!" yelled Vegeta the SSJ Bear, charging Goku. "But I forget how to turn Super Saiyan!" Goku yelled, putting his hands up in defense. Vegeta the SSJ Bear was rolling on the floor laughing.
"Like when you forgot how to turn SSJ against Cooler?" inquired Dr. Gero, crossing his arms across his chest. "Yup!" exclaimed Goku gleefully.
"You're happy about this? WELL DIE!" screamed Vegeta the SSJ Bear, charging Goku. He rammed him into the curtain, thus pulling it down. Behind the curtain, you could hear Goku's muffled yells as Vegeta the SSJ Bear destroyed him.
*** Suddenly, Gohan steps onto the stage ***
"We're having some technical difficulties." started Gohan, nervously glancing behind him to the curtains. He could hear Vegeta cursing in the bear language called BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER, or as most called it, the bear language. "So, we are ending our show. Um, have a nice night!" he yelled, waving his hand in goodbye. Everyone in the audience left hurriedly, just in case Vegeta the SSJ Bear finished Goku and moved onto other… prey.
"GOODBYE ALL!" screamed Bulma from the background, going behind the curtains. Then, all you heard was a bear's yells. You could even see a slight part of Goku's face that had swelled up SO MUCH…
What did you think? You liked it? Of course. I decided to make it a little bit longer this time, because of my lack of updating. Next time, stuff happens! NO DUH! Goodbye until next time!
Disclaimer: You realize that I'm stealing so many things it's worse than being accused of grand theft auto. I do not own anything, except for… nothing? Yeah, my parents buy everything for me, basically everything but my toys. Do you really want a 6th grader's
toys? Thought not.
*** Get the Party Started music turns on ***
"Hello all! The name's Goku! SUP DOGS!" he said, raising his fingers into a peace position. "Kakarot, you are not cool. You are a stupid wife's boy who goes around saving the earth. Got it? Good." said Vegeta calmly, powering up an energy blast to destroy Bulma.
"No way Veggie Head, just because you're an alligator doesn't mean you can around destroying people because that's what alligators do!" remarked Bulma smartly, pointing at Vegeta, well, Vegeta the Alligator. "ALLIGATORS KILL PEOPLE! REALLY! COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!." croaked Vegeta, his voice slowly become more raspy as his body became used to being an alligator.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Dr. Gero, running over and hitting Vegeta the Alligator with a left-over android's head. "It's time to sing a song! Now, who will it be?" asked Dr. Gero, putting his hand to his chin.
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Trunks, jumping onto the stage in an outfit that attracted all of the girls in the audience… so he was mugged and dragged away by 6 insane girls. "Um, I'll pretend I didn't notice that…" said Goku, leaning back in his comfy armchair.
"Okay, I'm singing!" said another Trunks. It seemed that the Trunks everyone had dragged away had been an atomic bomb!
*** Everyone in the stage hears a very loud boom ***
"Huh, whoops. Anyway, I brought my own music today EVIL SCIENTIST WHO IN THE FUTURE I DESTROY WITH AND AWESOME SWORD THAT TAPION GAVE ME!" yelled Trunks, glaring and pointing at Dr. Gero. "Who's Tapion?" he asked, putting his hands to his hips.
"Tapion was a guy who was unleashed when I used too much tape for repairing my cardboard sword. He got so sick of it he gave me his own." said Trunks, starting to suck on his thumb. "I WANT MY MOMMY!" suddenly screamed someone, but they became quiet when Vegeta ate them…
"Okay, my song begins!" Trunks yelled, putting in some music. He suddenly added, "It's called I'M COOL, I'M TRUNKS, I'M COOL, I'M TRUNKS."
*** Puts in a CD that plays that awesome music you hear before watching an old video of the androids saga, Bardock, or the History of Trunks ***
I'm Cool
I'm Trunks
With lilac hair
Or is it lavender?
This song does not rhyme
Because it took 5 seconds
I'm Cool
I'm Trunks
With that kick-butt sword
It slashes and moves
But I suck with it
Tapion gave it,
Unwillingly,
I used up too much tape
And destroyed him too
I'm Cool
I'm Trunks
I watch the androids kill
They are so weird
Cuz of their hair
Their world conquest
Isn't so bad
But a hairdresser
Could do them some good
I'm Cool
I'm Trunks
The girls really like me
I've been mugged 6 times
Not counting,
Those insane asylum escapes
When I turn SSJ
They knife me real hard
So I get unconscious
And they drag me real far
I'm Cool
I'm Trunks
I really suck
Forget me,
Gohan is cool
Wait, here comes a bus
Let us step
In front of it
Goodbye world
I'm Dead
I'm Trunks
*** Trunks is suddenly run over by a bus ***
"WOW!" said Goku, tears running from his face as he used a tissue to dab his damp nose. "It was so touching…" he trailed off, instead taking the time to grab another box of Kleenex.
"It sucked with a passion. Trunks, your name is now Underwear. And you deserve it! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!" laughed Vegeta, his croaky voice making him seem REALLY weird.
"You realize no one ACTUALLY SAYS LOL OUT LOUD?" yelled Bulma, standing up from her computer and looking over at Vegeta. "I'm gonna turn you into Super Saiyan bear!" she screamed, hitting some random keys on her keyboard. And suddenly, Vegeta had turned into a cute, adorable bear with… golden fur.
"Some berries Kakarot? I poisoned them myself." said Vegeta the SSJ Bear, holding out a basket of green raspberries. "COOL!" said Goku, taking the entire basket and stuffing it into his mouth.
"IT TOOK ME WEEKS TO BUILD THAT BASKET! DIE!" yelled Vegeta the SSJ Bear, charging Goku. "But I forget how to turn Super Saiyan!" Goku yelled, putting his hands up in defense. Vegeta the SSJ Bear was rolling on the floor laughing.
"Like when you forgot how to turn SSJ against Cooler?" inquired Dr. Gero, crossing his arms across his chest. "Yup!" exclaimed Goku gleefully.
"You're happy about this? WELL DIE!" screamed Vegeta the SSJ Bear, charging Goku. He rammed him into the curtain, thus pulling it down. Behind the curtain, you could hear Goku's muffled yells as Vegeta the SSJ Bear destroyed him.
*** Suddenly, Gohan steps onto the stage ***
"We're having some technical difficulties." started Gohan, nervously glancing behind him to the curtains. He could hear Vegeta cursing in the bear language called BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER, or as most called it, the bear language. "So, we are ending our show. Um, have a nice night!" he yelled, waving his hand in goodbye. Everyone in the audience left hurriedly, just in case Vegeta the SSJ Bear finished Goku and moved onto other… prey.
"GOODBYE ALL!" screamed Bulma from the background, going behind the curtains. Then, all you heard was a bear's yells. You could even see a slight part of Goku's face that had swelled up SO MUCH…
What did you think? You liked it? Of course. I decided to make it a little bit longer this time, because of my lack of updating. Next time, stuff happens! NO DUH! Goodbye until next time!